The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Zhang Yuze certainly knew what these people were doing; they were here to catch prostitutes. Damn it, what era is this? They're still catching this? Why don't they use this energy to crack down on organized crime? Damn! The more Zhang Yuze thought about it, the more annoyed he became. However, the two of them weren't in a completely embarrassing situation. They had already done what they needed to do, and now they were dressed. Even if the police wanted to arrest them, they probably wouldn't have any evidence.

"Get up and come with us!" A middle-aged policeman in uniform said to Zhang Yuze with a stern expression.

Another female police officer, about twenty-five or six years old, was constantly taking pictures of Zhang Yuze.

"Damn! Don't you police have to respect my portrait rights?" Zhang Yuze had been photographed dozens of times, and he was extremely annoyed.

"Hmph! You are suspected of prostitution. We are collecting evidence, and it's all legal," the middle-aged policeman said, his sharp eyes fixed on Zhang Yuze's face with a mocking smile.

Zhang Yuze frowned, looked at the policeman coldly, and said, "Comrade Police, you can eat shit randomly, but you can't talk nonsense! What evidence do you have that I'm soliciting prostitutes? According to regulations, prostitution should be determined by monetary transactions. Did you see me giving money? Besides, did you see us doing anything?"

"Hmph! Evasion."

With that, the middle-aged policeman frowned, looked at the girl beside Zhang Yuze with a sneer, and said, "If you say you didn't do anything, then do you know each other?"

Zhang Yuze frowned when he saw that the other party was focusing on the girl beside him. If she couldn't withstand the pressure, it would be a bit bad. Although Zhang Yuze wasn't afraid of the fine, it wasn't something to be proud of.

However, to Zhang Yuze's surprise, the girl beside him was extremely calm, as if she didn't take the police in front of her seriously. After getting out of bed and putting on her coat, she said lightly to the policeman, "Uncle Police, I don't know him, but I think he's handsome, so is it illegal for me to have a one-night stand with him? Anyway, after the one-night stand, we'll go our separate ways. I don't need to ask for his name. It would be strange if I asked for his name. Besides, the law doesn't say that one-night stands are illegal, right? At most, it's a matter of morality. Can't I just be willing to degenerate?"

The policeman was immediately speechless, and his face became even more gloomy. At this moment, the female police officer beside him picked up a condom from the ground and put it in a white plastic bag.

The middle-aged policeman took the white plastic bag, glanced at Zhang Yuze and the girl, and said with a faint smile, "I don't need any other evidence. With this, I can determine that you are engaged in illegal behavior. You should still come with me."

However, the girl looked at the middle-aged policeman with extreme contempt and said with a mocking smile, "Uncle Police, aren't your skills a bit lacking? As early as 2001, the Propaganda Department and the Ministry of Public Security stipulated that condoms should not be used as evidence of suspected illegal activities. If you insist on breaking the law, I will accompany you to fight this lawsuit."