The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Before Li Yunpeng could speak, Zhang Yuze suddenly sat up and said to him, "Damn, didn't you say yesterday you'd get me a babe? What happened? I waited until three in the morning…" As he spoke, Zhang Yuze looked at Li Yunpeng with great dissatisfaction.

Li Yunpeng: "…"

"Hehe, Boss, calm down. It's just that I didn't know what type you liked, so I didn't dare to rashly get one for you. If you really need it, you can call the 'miss' customer service number and ask for the type you want yourself. I guarantee you'll be satisfied, Boss!" As he spoke, Li Yunpeng looked at Zhang Yuze with an extremely lewd smile. His expression couldn't have been more suggestive.

"What? 'Misses' have customer service too?" Zhang Yuze almost thought he'd misheard. He stared fixedly at Li Yunpeng, wondering if he was really out of touch.

"Hehe, Boss, the average 'miss' in a nightclub certainly doesn't, but weren't you looking for a part-timer? And a virgin at that. This kind of door-to-door service naturally doesn't have a fixed location, so they have a customer service number," Li Yunpeng said, looking at Zhang Yuze with an expression that said, 'You're really behind the times.'

"Oh! What's the phone number?" Zhang Yuze looked at Li Yunpeng with an extremely lewd smile.

"Um. 1869090903X, hehe, look for Miss Zheng, she'll arrange it for you, Boss," Li Yunpeng said, smiling as he looked at Zhang Yuze.

"Oh! How much was it? Say it again, I haven't memorized it yet," Zhang Yuze quickly grabbed a pen and looked at Li Yunpeng.

Li Yunpeng: "…"

"Uh! 1869090903X," Li Yunpeng said, looking at Zhang Yuze.

"Yeah! These part-timers are much better! I haven't enjoyed that yet! It's more cost-effective than picking up chicks, and you don't have to be responsible! Great," Zhang Yuze said to Li Yunpeng with great satisfaction.

What Zhang Yuze said was true. More than 80% of the time, men pick up babes to satisfy their physical needs, but sometimes they spend a lot of money without achieving their goal, which is inevitably frustrating. So sometimes, spending a certain amount of money to solve the problem directly is indeed much cheaper.

"Right, what's the matter with you coming to me at this time?" Zhang Yuze finally remembered the purpose of Li Yunpeng's visit.

"Oh! Boss, now that you mention it, I almost forgot. I just received calls from the 'Red Leaf' and 'White Tiger' gangs, inviting us to the Diamond Hotel for a meeting," Li Yunpeng said solemnly to Zhang Yuze.

"Good! Very good. Since that's the case, then we'll go and meet them," Zhang Yuze nodded slightly.