The Secret to Picking Up Girls

"You…" Wu Xinyu was about to go crazy. What kind of person was this? How could he ask such a question? It really left her speechless. She was just about to explode and give Zhang Yuzhe a good scolding, but she noticed that Zhang Yuzhe was looking at her with a sincere gaze, more genuine than a pearl, as if he really didn't understand anything. That innocent look, as pure as white paper, made Wu Xinyu unsure. She didn't know if Zhang Yuzhe really didn't know anything, but then she immediately doubted it. The internet was so developed now, and any information could be found online. That's why kids these days were so precocious. How could Zhang Yuzhe not even know the most common term, "Auntie's here"? It was unbelievable.

However, Wu Xinyu was mesmerized by Zhang Yuzhe's very convincing performance. She was still unsure if Zhang Yuzhe was playing with her, so she frowned and looked at Zhang Yuzhe, saying in a very unfriendly tone, "You really don't know?"

Hearing this, Zhang Yuzhe's expression straightened, and he immediately swore to Wu Xinyu as if making a vow, "I absolutely didn't lie to you! Last week, one of my female middle school classmates came to my house. We were chatting, and I don't know why, but she suddenly looked flustered and got up to leave. I asked her why, and she actually told me that 'Auntie's here.' I was very confused. She didn't answer the phone, so how did she know 'Auntie's here'? Moreover, I know her family very well and know that her mother doesn't have any sisters, so she shouldn't have any aunts. So I guessed if it was some kind of code she wanted to tell me. I think you're also a girl, so I wanted to ask if you know."

Wu Xinyu: "…"

"Don't you usually go to adult websites?" Wu Xinyu looked at Zhang Yuzhe very suspiciously.

"How could I go to that kind of place? I'm a good young man and firmly refuse to go to such filthy places," Zhang Yuzhe said to Wu Xinyu with a straight face and an air of righteousness.

If his good brother Chen Jialong heard these words, he would definitely despise him strongly. The H-rated movies in this kid's computer were almost filling up his entire hard drive. Every time he wanted to download new ones, he had to reluctantly delete some old ones. Moreover, his level on a certain SIS website was even higher than the moderator's. Now he was actually saying that he had never been to an adult website, which was definitely a blatant lie.

"Really?" Wu Xinyu still frowned, her beautiful big eyes scrutinizing Zhang Yuzhe's face.

"If I'm lying to you, may lightning strike me," Zhang Yuzhe said, smiling at Wu Xinyu.

Although Zhang Yuzhe's oath was very vicious, he definitely wouldn't take it to heart, as swearing was commonplace for him.

"Boom!" But just as Zhang Yuzhe finished speaking, a muffled thunder immediately sounded in the sky, which really startled Zhang Yuzhe. He thought with some guilt: Could my oath really have come true? Fortunately, it only sounded once, and no other situation occurred, which relieved Zhang Yuzhe a lot.