The Retirement of the Demon Lord

Wusun Guokunmi calmed down and thought about it, as if that was the case.

He doesn't even have a beard anymore, he is the eternal sinner of Wusun Kingdom, a shame for the people. Although the next battle is still to be fought, it has nothing to do with him anymore, and he will definitely be sacked when he returns.

"Do you have a way to restore my beard?" Wusun Guokunmi straightened his face and asked with a very serious smile.

At this moment, he took a serious look at his eyebrows and smiled. This man was a little familiar, but to them, most of the Han people were about the same size, so everyone looked familiar.

"Yes. But the condition is that what happened today is written off. Your people beat our people, our people beat your people, our people cut your beard, but I will help you restore the cut beard, everyone. When it is even, we Central Plains and Wusun are still good friends, how?"

Wusun Guokun Mi thought about it for a few seconds before saying, "Okay! We didn't want to be your enemy in the first place! So how do you restore my beard?"

"glue."

"Fuck!"

Wusun Guo Kunmi got angry again when he heard this, and fought with Mei Qianxiao in the small thatched hut. Then how could Kunmi of Wusun Guo be Mei Qianxiao's opponent, Mei Qianxiao pushed Wusun Guo Kunmi to the corner without any martial arts, and the hooligan slapped his head and begged for mercy.

"Can you calm down a little bit! Brother's glue can be ordinary glue? You can't believe it or not!"

Mei Qian laughed when she saw that Kunmi of Wusun had finally calmed down, and slapped him on the head again before taking out a small box from his arms. The box made of ebony is as delicate as the box that girls put in rouge gouache. Strictly speaking, this thing is not his, it is Liu Jingyi's. After he quietly borrowed it from Chao Liu, Liu quietly didn't want him to pay it back, so he took it with him. This thing works very well, it's a special bottle of glue. Liu Jingjing usually sticks a fake beard and a fake Adam's apple when he is disguising, and he can't pull it off, and he can't see any clues. He relies on this thing.

Mei Qianxiao carried a small package with him, kept it close to his body, and contained a few small items. It was one of the three major guardians of the demon sect. Oh, he is now the leader of the demon sect. As the belongings of the demon sect leader, it may come in handy at any time, so he never leaves his body wherever he goes. This bottle of special glue was one of the items he carried with him as a demon leader.

"Glue is just as good as an egg! Lao Tzu washes his beard once every six months, no, the wine that leaks out when drinking can wash the glue off!" Wusun Guokun Mi still covered his head with his hands, humming.

"Wash your beard once in half a year? You are so dirty! Wash it once in half a month!" Mei Qianxiao slapped Wusun Guokun Mi with her hands again, slapping his dark-skinned arms a few dark red slaps printed.

He is now carrying the large string of irritating beard braids, trying to suppress the urge to throw it under the ditch.

"Okay, okay, wash it once every two weeks!"

"You look good. Brother's glue is specially made. It can't be washed off with water. It can only be washed off with something."

"Oh?" Wusun Guokun Mi suddenly became energetic when he heard it, and brought the dark uncle's face up, "How is the stickiness? How long can it stick without washing it off? What can I use to wash it off?"

"As long as it sticks, you won't be able to tear the beard apart. If you don't wash it off, it will stick for a lifetime! As for what to wash it with... It is said that this thing is mainly made of rice milk as a raw material, so I want to wash it. You can only use one thing to get rid of it."

"what?"

"saliva."

"Fuck, you Han people are so disgusting!"

"A person who washes his beard once every two weeks has the right to spurn us?" Mei Qianxiao almost kicked Wusun Guokunmi into the cesspool in a fit of anger.

"So as long as you don't drool, the beard will be exactly the same as before, and you won't see any clues. How?"

"Okay!" Wusun Guo Kunmi thought for a while, thinking that he shouldn't drool, so he agreed.

"After it's done, everyone will owe nothing to each other!"

Mei Qianxiao raised a palm, and Wusun Guo Kunmi was stunned for a while before she realized that she raised her hand and gave him a high five. This is called high-fives for an alliance, and it is a very common way of oath in their Wusun country.

The two of them were in this small hut, two scorching flesh huddled together, each other's heavy breathing projected on each other's shoulders, collarbone, neck, chin, the breathing became heavier and heavier, he meows. getting heavier...

"Okay, it's done!"

Mei Qianxiao covered the sticky glue box cover, and the two looked at Kunmi's beard of the Wusun Kingdom together. It was a masterpiece that they spent half an hour here together. Although not glued each one back in place, its beard is thick enough to be glued roughly enough to not look weird at all. Wusun Guokun Mi took a few glances and felt quite satisfied. After pulling hard a few times, it didn't loosen at all, and he was even more satisfied.

"Very good, you Han people have a lot of ideas! Should I bring this glue back to Laozi to be prepared?" Wusun Guokunmi looked at the small black wooden box in Mei Qianxiao's hand, his eyes glowing with fiery light.

"No problem! You and our boss will negotiate things peacefully later, this thing is for you!" Mei Qian said with a smile.

"Hahahaha...Okay! The friendship between our Wusun and the Central Plains will last forever!" Kunmi of Wusun said in his heart: Fakeyou.

"Hahahaha...your sister just said she was going to attack the city, Fakeyou!" Mei Qianxiao said what she said in her heart~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Both of them were sincerely happy that the beard thing had been solved perfectly. Hug each other, slap each other on the shoulders, compliment each other, say good things about each other, and be disgustingly hypocritical to each other...

It wasn't until the two released them that they discovered something unexpected.

When gluing the beard just now, the two of them held the upper half with one hand and the lower half with one hand, and the other hand of the two took out the glue and applied it to the beard... So, the hand that took out the glue glued didn't do it. After hugging each other at this moment, an accident happened. Mei Qianxiao's left hand was glued to Wusun Guo Kunmi's left shoulder, and Wusun Guo Kunmi's right hand was glued to Mei Qianxiao's right shoulder!

As Mei Qianxiao said, this thing is very sticky. If they want to take it off, they have to tear their clothes or tear their skins. Of course, Mei Qianxiao didn't want to tear his clothes. This Gongweisi's clothes were the most expensive clothes he had ever worn in his life, and it was also the most expensive thing in his body; Wusun Guokun Mi also didn't want to tear his clothes. , It is said that he is now the most fashionable set of outgoing casual clothes made by the well-known designer of Wusun Country, Acrma Ma, which is unique and invaluable.

Both of them sneered at each other's statement and couldn't stand it. But this still needs to be resolved.

"You, **** Han, what's your name?"

"Stupid King Wusun, my brother is Mei Qianxiao!"

"Well, comrade without money..."

Mei Qianxiao scolded a swear word, my surname is Mei, it's not because I have a compound surname and no money!

"Do you think I should spit on your shoulder first, or on your left hand first?" Wusun Guokunmi still kept in mind the method of releasing the glue.

Hello! Use your saliva for a long time! Your own saliva is not too dirty, is it?