The Ogre’s Food Box

Because Goblin has almost no creative production capacity, they are also the most common sub-human looters who will actively attack humans. Many villages that are not protected by professional fighters will often become Goblin ’s ravages. Because Goblin eats almost everything, including human flesh, and also uses human females to reproduce offspring, so wherever it goes, people and animals are often not left, and the miserable scene is comparable to hell.

Every adventurer who has just made his debut almost starts with the e-level task of collecting the ears of Goblin, from collecting one to collecting a bunch ... However, Goblin ’s reproductive ability is really Too strong, female goblins or "forced conceivers" often produce a litter of goblin cubs in two to three months, five to eight per litter. The cub Goblin takes only one year from birth to adulthood, and it has the ability to reproduce. It can be compared with the mouse and cockroach, so some people say that Goblin is the most difficult humanoid race in the world.

Goblin has low-level wisdom and primitive social form. There is no text but simple language. After all, how can it be considered as a sub-ethnic group. In the past, there were some mutant Goblin wise men who really had wisdom, trying to integrate their race into this world.

They succeeded and failed. For example, Gron, the fake "black blood mercenary regiment", was the result of their efforts. A few Goblins began to appear in front of other races as less hateful, such as mercenaries. Although they can only receive some dirty and tiring work that the regular mercenary regiments are not willing to pay attention to, or they are destined to have a lot of sacrifices and bad jobs, after all, Goblin does not need pensions. But this is an improvement.

But these Goblin wise men ca n’t change the terrible nature of their race. When many Goblin mercenary regiments ca n’t receive the task for a long time, sometimes they are just because of a campfire party or a crazy leader. Will be transformed into a group of robbers, leading to Goblin no matter where he appears, not only the target that needs to be cleared immediately, but also the object of making people look away and keep watch.

Yes, Goron chose Goblin as the object of his incarnation of the Blackhand Blood Banner Legion. Although this decision is a bit spoof, after some discussion, it is currently the best choice. Let me talk about some of its advantages.

First of all, the Goblin race is very unobtrusive, and it makes people feel disgusted wherever they go. Even the more “civilized” Goblin mercenary regiments only let people who see them react first. Cut the weapon to death. This is more in line with the current situation of the Huwen family. After all, any normal mercenary group cannot accept the current Huwen family.

Secondly, Goblin's combat effectiveness is only equivalent to that of more powerful human children. Although it is cruel and brutal, any human militia who has been trained for a few days can defeat them one-on-one. People frown and squeeze their noses, spit and turn away, but they won't cause too much suspicion and attention.

Then there is the Goblin's small size. A carriage that can only pull a dozen humans or two ogres can squeeze nearly a hundred Goblins without considering comfort issues, greatly reducing the transportation pressure. , And at the same time will not make the team too conspicuous. Only in this way, Gron can move the entire Black Hand Blood Banner Legion silently to the city of Montenegro without omission.

As for the last advantage ...

"Hahahahaha ... The monster mercenary group, really laughed at me, monster ... monster?"

After laughing for a full five minutes, the gatekeeper suddenly thought of a rumor, a rumor that had only been heard in the bar before, but only ridiculous and funny at the time. Thinking of the possibility, he suddenly With a clever smile on his face, he asked the little ogre with a dull tone, "This mercenary group you hired, does not really have a monster?"

It turns out that Goblin, although brutal and stupid, is the only sub-human race that can communicate with another kind of fierce and stupid humanoid creature, which is a hill giant.

The hill giant has almost the same characteristics as Goblin, the same omnivorous habits, the same dirty, and the same brutal bloodthirsty. The only difference is size and strength.

The legendary hill giant is a descendant of the ancient Titans, and is currently the largest sub-ethnic race on the Dota continent. It even surpasses the ogre. The strength is also a well-deserved and powerful. Even the king-level strongmen dared not face up.

If you don't consider the battlefield and wisdom bonuses, in terms of physical fitness alone, the hill giant may be the strongest humanoid race in the whole continent, and may even be the second body tyrannical race after the dragon. If it is said that the difficulty of cruising the small group of Goblins is calculated from level e, and even if there is only one head against the hill giants, the difficulty should also be calculated from level a.

The reason why these two creatures are put together is that there is a legend that cannot communicate with any intelligent creatures. The hill giants whose wisdom is lower than ordinary beasts. The only creature that can be trusted is Goblin. Not only that, Their favorite food is precisely Goblin, so Goblin has become the only race in the entire Dota continent that can drive the giant hills.

Some super-large Goblin groups, as well as a few large Goblin mercenaries, have raised one or more giant hills and sacrificed their clan to fill the stomachs of these giant monsters in exchange for their powerful and invincible combat power. At the same time, it also restricts the expansion of the population through the consumption of giant monsters ... and such Goblin communities will all change from a cross-street mouse that everyone shouts to a horrifying existence that no one dares to provoke. According to legend, the ancient Goblin wise men also used the power of the hill giants to gain some of the fear and respect of intelligent creatures.

Shou Jiang thought of this possibility, and then asked this question. Although he himself felt that the legend about the monster was too absurd, it was better to ask one more question for the sake of insurance.

Then the guard saw the playful expression on Gron's face in horror.

"Monster? Black tooth · Dirty Gun Deputy Commander, since this adult wants to see your monster, pull it out and let him see it."

The elder Druid Malik Hill, who became the Goblin, was listless, and she still regrets why she had to say more words at that time, revealing the secret of her own group transformation, and digging herself. Buried himself, even wanted her to be a charming and beautiful fairy elf, turned into a disgusting Goblin who wanted to vomit when he saw him. For the natural cleansing and beauty-loving elves, this is absolutely torture.

Annoyed in her heart, she almost shouted at Goron: "What to pretend, if those stupid things really listen to me, my first command is to let them knock you out!"

But these words can only be said in my heart after all, I have sacrificed so much, I have done this step, and now I can say nothing to spoil the relationship between myself and this weird ogre.

Thinking of this, "Black Dirty Dirty Gun" took out a dwarf musket that was stuck in his waist and shot it into the sky. Then he heard a clacking sound from the end of the convoy, three of them were originally covered The thicker cloth lengthened and the carriage whipped for a while. The thick cloth was lifted, and three giant monsters that had been lying on it sat up and walked towards this side.

The three-skinned, iron-grey monsters are more than six meters tall, and they are unimaginably strong. Their muscular arms are like a big tree, and the fat on their stomachs is swaying, but it makes people suspect that no weapon can be pierced. This layer of fat oil hurt the internal organs.

The defender hasn't seen the real hill giants, but the monsters in front of him are at least as tall as the rumours in height and skin color.

"Sir, can we enter the city now?" Gron asked the gentle guard in a timely manner and asked softly.

Hearing Goron ’s question, Shou Jiang ’s face suddenly became cloudy and clear. Now no one in the imperial capital knows the situation of the Huwen family, nor does anyone envy the wealth accumulated by the Hugh family madly, dreaming of being able to take a slice of the soup. ,So does he.

Before the defender had recognized the carriage of the Huwen family who had removed the family emblem, he would hurried through the imperial laws that no one had paid attention to in order to kill the knife now.

Although something unexpected has happened now, it doesn't matter. If you want to come to the Huwen family, you don't think that with the three-headed monster, you dare to challenge the imperial law positively. Although nobody usually pays attention to it, But if someone just takes it out and talks about things, at least the Huwen family now has absolutely no guts.

"Of course you can enter the city, but you goblins may, no, it will definitely pollute the environment in the imperial capital, and the number of mercenary regiments entering the city must file with the emperor's department one month in advance, and of course the most important The problem is that your carriage removed the family emblem in private ... "

Shou Jiang grunted and said a lot, apparently looking for faults. Gron secretly used a color just after he opened his mouth, changed the skin color with special paint, and made a simple and easy-handed black-handed ogre Joe. Barton suddenly realized that he picked up a large tree trunk in his hand that simply removed the leaves of the branches and slammed it against the gatekeeper's head. This defender will be able to serve as this fat gap. In addition to being hard enough in the background, his own strength is also acceptable. Through a large number of sacrifices, he barely reaches the middle of the fourth order. However, under the easy hit of Choba, he only feels like a city wall. The collapse was the same as hitting himself. He couldn't afford a half-hearted fighting spirit. With all his guts in his heart, the defender's knees became soft and he fell to the ground directly.

Seeing that the stump was about to smash the defender into the ground, Goron's figure was shaking, and he stood silently between the two. He backhanded, firstly stabilizing the stump that Choba smashed, and then The other hand pulls the guard. It wasn't until one or two seconds later that a large area of ​​dust on the ground was blown up by this blow. It took a while for the wind to blow away.

Everyone looked at the scene dumbfounded, and saw Gron's lips leaning on the defender's cheek, looking intimate, like kissing his cheek, or like whispering in his ear. When the dust completely dissipated, Gorron “reluctantly” moved his lips away from the guard ’s ears, then turned back, kicked the monster back a few steps, turned around and shouted: “Deputy head of the dirty gun, I I ’ve already said that, you must discipline these three monsters, what if you let them go crazy here, do n’t you want to devour these soldiers alive? What should you do if you hurt this adult, just that He almost hurt him all at once! "

The dizzy-turned elf sacrificed by the black pot that fell from the sky looked at Goron dumbfounded, and instantly reacted, but only nodded in response, but her expression of helplessness and depression turned into a goblin face. The smell of silly bloodthirsty makes people shudder.

With the enviable eyes of everyone, the defender felt that he was alive and dead, and repeated a few times. He repeated the scene where the stump smashed to himself just now, and there was Gron in his ears. The words spoken softly by Bian, for a time, he didn't know whether the monster's stump was terrible, or Goron's words were more terrifying.

Under the deliberately ambiguous smile of the little ogre, the guard with the completely rigid expression waved his hand and muttered, "Leave ... let Lord Hugh's team ... pass ..."

"You seem to be used to taking advantage of your looks?" Asked Aunt Michelle, who had a strange expression on her face as soon as Gron returned to the carriage.