American comics: Random transformations.

But when he saw the transformed character, he couldn't hold it anymore!

"Fuck, it's you again! IT programmer!"

That’s right, he actually turned into Super Poop Man’s disguised form again, an IT programmer.

Speaking of which, this is the first time that Tian Xiaoban has repeatedly transformed into a character, and it is such a powerful character!

"Ahahahahaha, I'm actually so lucky today! God help me!"

Tian Xiaoban was so happy at the thought of being able to arm wrestle Superman right after taking a shit!

However, he seemed to have forgotten one very important thing!

after an hour……

Bang!

Tian Xiaoban changed back to his original state, his face looked extremely gloomy!

As soon as he turned back, he was able to release the abdominal pressure smoothly, unlike Superman who was constipated for an hour.

"Fuck, I waited for an hour for nothing! Not only did I waste my transformation time, but my legs are numb from sitting there!"

Just when everything was clear, Tian Xiaoban figured it out, and the memory of the dead attacked him again.

The last time he transformed, he blew up the toilet, and it seems he didn't flush it!

So, he must have been cursed by his own magic just now!

The area where he cast the spell at that time was the entire metropolis. As long as Super Poop Man didn't flush the toilet, as long as he was still in the metropolis, he would be cursed with constipation!

"Fuck! I'm really unlucky this time!"

........................

The Daily Planet, Inc.

Clark Kent, who was slacking off every day, had a dazed look in his eyes. He felt as if the enchantress had sucked away his energy and spirit, and he felt listless.

He was using his super hearing to listen to all the negative news in the metropolis.

“Hahaha, Super Poop is afraid of constipation! Hahaha…” - Ignore the messages that have nothing to do with him.

"Ah!!! Superman, come and save me, remember to wash your hands! I have mysophobia!" - Pretentious, the voice is very familiar, well, he will definitely not fall to death, ignore it.

"Superman! Save me!..."

"Fuck Squid, I'm dying! Come and save me!!!" - The two voices were far apart and in opposite directions.

At the same time, there were so many cries for help of this kind that it was impossible to save them all!

"Alas!" Clark sighed, and instantly disappeared from the spot, flying out to save people. After disappearing for five minutes, he returned to his workstation.

He rescued both people, but he was asked some meaningless questions, which really made him tired.

Clark thinks he is still a human being, not a life-saving machine. He can't possibly save those bored people who are looking for death 24 hours a day without rest.

Among those cries for help, Superman could tell that many of them were people he knew, because he had rescued them so many times.

"Are these people crazy!" he muttered in frustration.

The person who was so crazy and did such a thing that harmed others and did not benefit herself before seemed to be Lois Lane, but it didn't matter. Clark was greedy for her body, so he didn't mind suffering a little injustice.

But now, Clark felt that the entire metropolis was full of people who wanted to die, and he couldn't stop them.

It's so frustrating, so frustrating. The baby feels sad but doesn't say it.

"Hey Clark, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that the new rookie at the newspaper was distracted again, Louise asked with concern.

"It's okay. I've been a little busy lately and didn't sleep well last night."

Louise said seriously: "Clark, good habits make you an excellent reporter, you have to adjust your work and rest schedule.

I don’t want you to be distracted when we go out for interviews later, because that would make the interviewer feel that we are not professional enough.”

"I know, Louise.

By the way, Lois, how long will the negative news about Superman last?"

Clark's eyes showed anticipation.

Lois also sighed helplessly. There hasn't been any new big news recently, so the heat of Superman's previous negative news is still very high and can't be reduced.

"I don't know. I want to help Superman, but..."

Before Louise could finish her words, Jimmy ran over from not far away.

"Hey guys, I have big news! It's about Superman, and it has a huge impact!"

Jimmy opened his notebook and showed the two people the website he had just found!

Lois and Clark's faces changed after reading the above content.

One was shocked, the other was angry.

This is the one: Superman Dirt Network.

There are many short videos on this webpage. In the videos, people who were saved by Superman are asking questions to Superman, and the focus of the video is Superman's reaction.

He would play the video normally, and then repeat, repeat, and repeat all of Superman's expressions. It was full of ghostly feeling.

Below the video are screenshots of Superman’s face.

There are smiling, confused, speechless, irritable, expressionless... almost all of Superman's negative emotion pictures are collected!

Moreover, the comments under the picture were full of ridicule and contempt, and were verbal attacks against Superman.

Clark Kent felt strange for the first time. Was this still the Metropolis he loved? How could it become like this?

"How could they do this! Didn't Superman save them?"

His determination to protect the metropolis suffered another heavy blow.

Louise asked anxiously:

“Jimmy, can you find the person who made this website?

He is creating a crisis of trust! If Superman loses the trust of all the people, what if an emergency occurs and Superman cannot be found? "

As a veteran in the journalism industry, Louise knew very well what would happen next.

Even if the Daily Planet doesn't get involved, other newspapers will report this matter!

Superman's reputation may reverse. Under pressure from public opinion, Superman may retire, and then there will be no Superman in the world.

Jimmy shook his head helplessly:

“I’m sorry Louise. I tried, but the guy was an expert and I couldn’t find him.

So, I brought it to you to ask, can you find Superman? I think it would be better to let Superman solve this problem himself. "

"This..." Louise hesitated. Her classic way of finding Superman was to jump off a building!

But after seeing those remarks teasing Superman, she was afraid that Superman had seen it. If she jumped off the building at this time, what would she do if Superman didn't come to rescue her?

Clark said, "Lois, let's wait and see about Superman. I think Superman must have known about this. Maybe he's been so busy lately just to deal with this matter!"

Lois ignored Clark. This stubborn woman was still thinking about which tall building to start jumping from. The higher the better. She had to give Superman enough time to rescue her.

"Oh! I'm so tired." Clark sighed.

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Lex Group Industrial Estate.

Lex Luthor is working on a sonic capture device in his own research institute.

This is a weapon that can be mounted on a drone and can emit high-frequency sound waves to create strong air pressure.

Ultrasound can cause people to have physiological reactions such as blurred vision, nausea, etc., thus losing their combat effectiveness.

This is the effect of a single weapon. What if you make ten, hundreds, or even thousands of them?

If they were all installed on drones, they could effectively restrict superhumans.

For example, Super Poop!

What Lex Luthor wants to do is to use their superhuman super senses and let their own super powers become weapons to restrict them!

No matter how strong their bodies are and how able they are to withstand the attacks of sonic weapons, this unexpected weapon can always suppress them for a moment.

Let’s take Superman as an example:

Just let the drone swarm surround Superman and release ultrasonic waves at the same time. When Superman's super senses can't bear it, turn on the kryptonite rays on the drones to suppress his super power!

As long as Superman is hit by Kryptonite rays, he will be a lamb to be slaughtered.

As for the yellow bird, Lex Luthor's idea is to use a swarm of drones to create an area trap, using the same method, using ultrasound to catch the bird!

As long as he catches the bird, Lex Luthor is confident that he can study the bird's genes thoroughly and then replicate its super-fast superpowers!

The weakness of Superman Poop has not been found out yet, so Lex Luthor will not consider capturing him for the time being. He has to pick on the weak!

Just as Lex was imagining the future.

Lena Luthor is here.

She also brought some bad news for Lex.

"What! Someone is starting to target Superman!"

"Yes, this website is quite popular recently. It contains videos targeting Superman. Not to mention Superman, I feel a little scared when I watch them."

Lina's tone was calm, and she didn't look scared at all.

Lex Luthor took the tablet and carefully looked at the contents on it. The more he looked, the gloomier his expression became.

"Damn it, how is this possible! Superman has actually been tricked by these idiots and has run into problems!"

Recalling a few days ago, the superman told him with an innocent face that he should always do good deeds!

As a result, after just a few days, the innocence has disappeared from Superman's face, replaced by impatience and indifference.

Lex Luthor knows that if a Superman who is emotionless, cold-blooded and without morals really appears, the world will fall into real terror.

Lex Luthor was so angry that veins on his forehead were throbbing. Even if he wanted to cause trouble for Superman, he was very restrained.