American comics: Random transformations.

Even with Superman's sun-soaked Kryptonian physique and his terrifying biological force field that covered the entire city, they still couldn't find that shitty Superman.

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Superman's recent behavior is considered too arrogant by some people. Does having power mean you can do whatever you want?

Some high-ranking officials in Metropolis feel that all superhumans need to be restricted!

The method to deal with Superman in Metropolis has been found by Lex Luthor, which increases their confidence.

Moreover, it is also a signal to everyone that as long as humans find the right method, superhumans can be easily dealt with.

But that poopy Superman is dangerous! Dangerous in every sense of the word, he acts as strong as Superman, but he is even more... weird than Superman!

People who like to play pranks tend to be easily startled and unstable, and instability means danger!

Of course, the reason for causing trouble for superhumans is not important. What is important is the ability to limit their power, or to kill them!

Thus, the cooperation between the Metropolitan executives and Lex began!

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Tian Xiaoban has been busy these days.

While he was training his telekinesis, he was also spreading superhuman opinion on the Internet in Metropolis.

With his newfound internet knowledge, the keyboard warriors are talking about him.

He also set up a website on the Internet.

The theme of the website is called: Superman’s Black Material.

He wrote down the speech that Superman would give in front of the LexCorp and posted the speech full of flaws.

In addition, he uploaded his recollections of "The Boys" to the website in the form of a novel, and the accompanying picture was still a picture of Superman's smile.

There is also a book called "108 Ways to Target Superman". This book is his painstaking work. Basically, all the rhetoric that can be used to PUA Superman and morally blackmail Superman is written in it!

It can be said that most of Superman’s unhappiness in the past few days was caused by him.

Although this website is not particularly hidden, it is like a hidden website for Superman, a serious man who spends his time saving people besides going to work.

Moreover, there are many similar websites that contain negative information about Superman. This one created by Tian Xiaoban has only been around for a few days and is really inconspicuous.

After updating today's "The Boys" and writing about the famous scene of the motherland's bird-walking under the moon, Tian Xiaoban felt relaxed all over.

"Hehehe Superman ah Superman, I really hope you can see it sooner, hahahahahahaha I do this all to train you!"

Tian Xiaoban’s idea is to let Superman suffer all the setbacks in life and put his pathetic super brain into action!

Those books were written to bully honest people. Only when Superman starts to use his brain, he won't be easily defeated!

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"Well done, Lex Luthor. I've always been optimistic about you. I didn't expect you to be so fast. Hahahaha!"

General Lane, Lois Lane's father, is also the number one anti-fan of Superman.

The reason for targeting Superman is very simple, Superman is too close to her daughter Lois Lane!

This made the old father's fists hard all the time.

The pistols and the army he had available to him were not enough to defeat Superman, so he came to Lex Luthor for cooperation.

Lex Luthor, who was doing research, didn't want to take any orders at first, but when he learned that it was General Ryan who came to deal with Superman's weapons.

He agreed without hesitation! He also upgraded the kryptonite gun he had made before and sold it to General Ryan.

Looking at the twenty high-tech kryptonite weapons, General Ryan simply couldn't let them go!

"Don't be impatient, General Ryan. I actually want to discuss another cooperation with you. Please follow me!"

General Ryan nodded and winked at his soldiers, asking them to take the kryptonite weapons back first.

He went to his laboratory with Lex Luthor.

The 800-square-meter laboratory is filled with things.

Lex Luthor took him around for several times before he got in, and then General Ryan saw something that made him very excited.

“This is what I’m going to work with you on, a multi-purpose drone!

It can carry various weapons and can be remotely controlled from a long distance. The current maximum distance is three thousand meters. It is safe, secure and energy-saving!

The combat effectiveness of a single drone may be limited, but, General Ryan, when you have a combat cluster, all fighting together! That's different!

A battle formation composed of hundreds of drones can be used to encircle and suppress an enemy, and can even initiate a remote self-destruction when necessary!"

Although General Ryan was very tempted, he always felt that this guy was fooling him!

He nitpicked, "These things are very effective against ordinary people, but how are you going to deal with Superman? He'll blow them away!"

“Hahahaha…” Lex Luthor was amused, and laughed for five minutes before he came to his senses.

He said: "Superman is easier to deal with than ordinary people! All we need to do is load these drones with green kryptonite, and as long as Superman gets close to it, he will become a soft crab!"

"This is enough to deal with Superman. My goal is to use these things to catch that bird or that poop Superman!"

General Ryan frowned. He had heard of those two guys, but they were just a flash in the pan and didn't show up for three days. "Those two guys are not as easy to deal with as Superman."

"So you want to cooperate with me? I can help you deal with Superman first."

"make a deal!"

Chapter 44 Lai Tu: Damn it, how is this possible!

At this time, Tian Xiaoban was standing at the door of the fried chicken shop.

He was invited to participate in a competitive eating contest. People from the whole street gathered around him, and the front of the fried chicken shop was very lively.

Tian Xiaoban needs to compete with 20 contestants of terrifying tonnage in terms of food intake.

Those piles of hot dogs, burgers and fried chicken are the items in this competition. Every time they finish a plate, it counts as one point, and whoever has the most points at the end wins.

The other contestants are all of tank-like weight, so Tian Xiaoban, who has a well-proportioned and healthy body, looks too thin.

Compared with others, he seemed out of place. He was like a screw stuck in a tank, and no one thought highly of him.

Compared to the fat guy who can obviously eat a lot, Tian Xiaoban, who looks thin, seems to be just here to make up the numbers.

Even the fried chicken shop owner was not very optimistic about him. Like the people around him, he actually believed more in the contestants sitting on the left and right of Tian Xiaoban.

Bob and Lisa are the champions of the previous and previous year.

Competitions like this naturally involve gambling, and the amount of money these restaurant owners bet is definitely not low.

As the fried chicken shop owner blew the whistle, the game officially began!

In less than ten minutes, each contestant easily finished a plate of food.

Everyone was surprised to find that Tian Xiaoban, the shortest kid, ate faster than everyone else!

But when it came to the third set, the gap in the match began to emerge. Two people were the first to collapse from overeating. They were taken away on a cart by the staff standing by and taken to a nearby hospital to induce vomiting.

The game still continues.

By the fifth set, there were still three people left on the table: Bob, Lisa and Tian Xiaoban.

Tian Xiaoban relied on cheating electric current to continuously strengthen his own stomach, but it was impossible for him to strengthen his stomach to the point where he could instantly digest the food he had just eaten.

It still takes some time to digest!

Therefore, the food eaten is forcibly compressed by the stomach like biscuits in a hydraulic press, and can be digested after the game is over.

By the end, Bob had eaten five plates and Lisa had eaten six.

Tian Xiaoban alone ate eight plates of food!

Eat two more plates than those two stronger opponents!

A crushing victory!

Congratulations! Tian Xiaoban stood up with difficulty and declared victory to everyone present:

"I am! The King of Food!"

There was little cheering around.

Because those who were cheering were all bosses who made money from gambling. They made a fortune.

Boom!

Tian Xiaoban was lying on the dining table, gasping for breath!

No, I feel bloated and have indigestion.

"Boss, can you be quicker in presenting the awards? I feel like I'm going to be hospitalized soon! I feel so full and uncomfortable!"

"Okay, okay!" The fried chicken shop owner was very straightforward.

Although Tian Xiaoban's victory caused him to lose a lot of money in gambling, today's game will be recorded in the history of his fried chicken shop!

It was a perfect advertisement for the next eating contest.

The boss took the prizes from the tray and handed them to Tian Xiaoban one by one:

"This is a medal. From now on, as long as you bring this medal, you can come to our store and have a free fried chicken meal!

This is a voucher, each voucher can be used to buy a fried chicken meal, there are 500 in total.”

Tian Xiaoban accepted the prize and said, "Thank you. Could you please tell me where the toilet is?"

"Enter the store, turn left and walk to the end. Do you need me to help you? You look very unwell."

Tian Xiaoban was trying his best to digest the food, so his stomach was a little bloated. There were so many people here, and it was of course uncomfortable to hold in his fart!

"No, no! I can do it myself!"

Tian Xiaoban trotted towards the toilet.

The boss complained, "He can still run after eating so much? That's amazing!"

As soon as I entered the toilet, I heard a series of loud farts, which drove everyone away.

When there was no one in the toilet, Tian Xiaoban transformed immediately!

Tian Xiaoban thought that as long as he had a new body, he wouldn’t feel so uncomfortable!