American comics: Random transformations.

If Omnitrix wasn’t unreliable, Tian Xiaoban would definitely have a good “chat” with those newspaper guys!

"Forget it, forget it. I shouldn't have any expectations in this crappy place called Gotham. Just get on with your business! Oh...it's almost time to pay the rent again."

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Tian Xiaoban, the unlucky guy who traveled through time because of the fragments of his exploding cell phone. He is now twelve years old, 1.52 meters tall, with an average appearance, and is not outstanding among his peers.

After all, he starts out in the Gotham Orphanage.

He is rather thin, with slightly sunken cheeks, and appears to be malnourished due to not having enough to eat for a long time.

However, his black hedgehog hair, expressionless face and sharp eyes will make people subconsciously stay away from this guy who looks like he is not easy to mess with at first sight.

But people who are familiar with him will definitely say: "Ban Ge just looks difficult to deal with, but he is actually a good person!"

Tian Xiaoban's record of breaking through the orphanage at the age of ten without hurting anyone also let the caregivers and the director of the orphanage know that Xiaoban was a smart kid who could fight and had good sense.

The caregiver’s evaluation was: The little guy has a bright future and will definitely not go hungry in the future.

The time traveler Tian Xiaoban had no objection to the start of the story as an orphanage. After all, since he had traveled through time, it was normal for the story to start as an orphan.

After leaving the orphanage, Tian Xiaoban did not join the gangs (he was too young and the gangs looked down on him). Apart from working part-time to make ends meet, all he does now is study his own external plug-in - the "little broken watch" Omnitrix.

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As we all know, there are too many orphans in Gotham. Even the richest people are orphans (Gotham joke), not to mention those who came out of the Gotham Orphanage.

Here, it is normal to leave the orphanage as a teenager to make a living. In Gotham, the employment pressure is very high, and there is basically no safe way for minors to make money.

Gotham is a hellhole. For ordinary people with average abilities, average financial resources, and average luck, surviving is the greatest luck (who knows how ordinary people will die in the future)

Moreover, the Gotham gangs are too competitive. An ordinary gangster needs: makeup, proficiency in shooting, super durability, proficiency in code words, anti-reconnaissance capabilities, bomb disposal, driving, top-notch communication skills, and good luck.

This is just the most common requirement. If you want to become a villain-level character, the minimum requirement is to have several doctoral degrees and be beaten by Batman.

Tian Xiaoban lamented that the situation was too competitive, as a rookie from Gotham City like him was not allowed to get ahead at all!

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When Tian Xiaoban first traveled through time, he was only about ten years old. He found out the information by repeatedly asking the caregiver at the orphanage.

However, his clueless attitude confused the nurse, who thought Tian Xiaoban had some disease and lost his memory.

Born in Gotham Orphanage, and without the golden finger at the beginning! Helplessly, Tian Xiaoban could only stay among a group of children and spent a year honestly, successfully becoming the orphan leader, referred to as the King of Children.

(He knows how to fight, and he is a tough guy who doesn’t talk much. After all, he is the soul of an adult. Even if he has become smaller, Tian Xiaoban is better than an ordinary child at throwing a tortoise punch. He knows how to use physical moves to attack the opponent’s weaknesses.)

On Christmas Day when he was eleven years old, Tian Xiaoban woke up to find that there was inexplicably a high-tech watch on his left wrist. It seemed to have grown on Tian Xiaoban's hand and he couldn't take it off.

As Tian Xiaoban's sleepiness faded and his sanity returned, the memories of his past life began to attack him. He recognized the treasure that he could not take off his left hand - the first generation Omnitrix.

Although he showed disgust the next second, muttering: The belated golden finger is cheaper than grass.

But Tian Xiaoban himself knew that the smile on his lips hidden under the quilt was harder to suppress than AK!

“Shit, the main character of Ben10 got the golden finger at the age of ten, but I have to wait until I’m eleven!

But it’s good that it’s here, it’s good that it’s here! Think about the alien DNA in the watch, hahahaha, damn, I don’t have to be afraid of this damn DC universe anymore!

Calm down! Calm down! You must calm down! "

Although he said he was calm, when he thought of the Four-Handed Overlord, Flash Star, Thunder Bomb, and Shapeshifter, Tian Xiaoban became eager to try.

However, considering that there are many people in the orphanage, Tian Xiaoban urgently needs a deserted place to experiment and familiarize himself with this super watch.

So, Tian Xiaoban decisively applied to the director, saying that he wanted to go out and make money! With the consent of the director and the nurse, Tian Xiaoban left the Gotham Orphanage.

The director meant: It would be best if Tian Xiaoban could make money on his own. If he couldn't make it outside, he could come back. Gotham Orphanage was invested by Wayne Group, so it would be no problem to provide him with a job to make a living.

Tian Xiaoban also knew that the director of the orphanage was a rare person with a conscience in Gotham. In Gotham, where gangs are rampant, it is not easy to have a job that is not dangerous and can provide food and clothing.

He went out on his own and planned to become one of the most lucrative professions in Gotham - a gangster.

But when he was getting familiar with the Omnitrix, he discovered that the green movement display (dial) of the Omnitrix could not be used!

The display (dial) always shows a green hourglass icon!

Because Tian Xiaoban couldn't see the icon of the transformed creature, he could only use random transformation. He thought that the aliens in "Ben10" were all pretty good and had super strong combat power, so it didn't matter even if they transformed randomly.

However, he didn't understand why the DNA in the Omnitrix was different from what he knew?

He has transformed into: Mickey Mouse, Blue Tabby Cat, Golden Husky, Blazing Roaring Tiger, Magikarp, Lucario, Asian Elephant, Tyrannosaurus, Rhinoceros Beetle, Cactusmon, Garurumon...

"What the hell is this!

Where is the Flash Star? Where is the Four-Handed Overlord? Where is the Little Hero? Where is Playing With Me?

This is fucking ridiculous, this DNA isn't even from the same world!"

Tian Xiaoban originally wanted to turn into a little warrior to fix this broken watch, but the Omnitrix just wouldn't appear!

Moreover, there are so many DNAs from other worlds and such chaotic species in this Omnitrix that Tian Xiaoban doesn't even know which world this broken watch came from.

He still remembered that the initial genetic data of the Omnitrix in the "Ben10" generation was ten types!

But what he has in his hand...it's hard to describe!

Even though he has transformed so many times, the species he transformed into has never been repeated so far!

The biodiversity within the Ark of Life was vividly displayed to Tian Xiaoban by "Xiaopo Watch".

Tian Xiaoban has reason to suspect that this Omnitrix is ​​not from the world of "Ben10"!

Maybe it is some kind of alternative gene bank in some crappy multiverse.

Therefore, it is probably impossible for Tian Xiaoban to transform into a powerful creature to fight. Just like in pay-to-win games, it is impossible to get a golden legend by a single draw!

The idea of ​​becoming a little hero was shattered.

Tian Xiaoban's current use of Xiao Pobiao is to transform first and see if the transformed species is strong, then he will go and rob the gang.

If the transformed species is very weak, then he can only stay at home and wait out the transformation time.

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The most unlucky moment for Tian Xiaoban was when he turned into a red Magikarp... Then, he jumped around for a whole hour on the waterless floor of the rental house using the [Water Splash] skill.

One hour!

Shit! It wanted to manually tap the Omnitrix to cancel its current transformation, but it couldn't do it!

Because Magikarp has no hands!

Moreover, the hourglass icon of the Omnitrix is ​​located slightly behind the center of the fish's head, so it can't hit the wall even if it hits it!

Tears flowed uncontrollably from Magikarp's big eyes.

Tian Xiaoban, who had become a salted fish, waited until the transformation time was over before he was freed.

From then on, before transforming, Tian Xiaoban would prepare a basin of water beside him, or find a place near the river, just in case. He didn't want to experience that feeling of being worse than death again.

Keke, get back to business.

Twelve-year-old Tian Xiaoban ate twelve loaves of alkaline bread as thick as his forearm, and then drank a whole pot of tap water like a cow.

"Burp, I'm eight-tenths full!"

Since I got the Omnitrix, my appetite has been getting better and better!

Tian Xiaoban glanced at the time on the clock, quickly turned off the TV, trotted out of the somewhat dilapidated house, and headed for his workplace.

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Are you curious about how this poor guy who just debuted was able to rent a house?

Hey, it's all luck. This rental house was rented from Catwoman Catherine.

It all started when Tian Xiaoban randomly turned into a Pokémon - Meowth.

After all, it was Tian Xiaoban’s first time to transform into a creature on all fours, so he ran back and forth in an empty alley to adapt to Meow Meow’s body.

As a result, he was caught by Catwoman who was passing by the roof...

When Catwoman was jumping on the roof, she found a shiny object moving back and forth on the ground, and her curiosity was instantly aroused.

She looked carefully and saw that it was a yellow cat with a yellow thing on its head.

With her many years of experience in stealing, this must be something valuable!

So she jumped down lightly from the roof and looked carefully for a while beside a protruding stone pillar.

Then, she set her eyes on the shiny gold coin on Meow Meow’s head. Her intuition told her that it was definitely gold!

At that time, she jumped in front of Tian Xiaoban and wanted to kidnap Meow Meow Tian Xiaoban away!

Theoretically, humans cannot catch up with the speed of cats, let alone cat Pokémon, even Catwoman.

But because, Meowth Tian Xiaoban, he had just turned into the Pokémon Meowth and had not yet adapted to his new body, he was easily grabbed by the scruff of the neck by Catwoman.

And then...Catwoman took him home.

And after the one-hour transformation time was over, Meow Meow Tian Xiaoban turned back into a twelve-year-old boy. Facing Catwoman's confused expression, Tian Xiaoban shamelessly said that Catwoman Selina was responsible.

Selena was unhappy at first, and even a little angry because she was deceived.

But after Tian Xiaoban said something, she agreed.

Tian Xiaoban: "Aunt Catwoman, you don't want your true identity to be known to the whole of Gotham, right?"

"Bang!"

When his head was hit, Tian Xiaoban crouched down with his head in his hands to defend himself.

Catwoman withdrew her hand from patting her head, and her irritable mood was relieved a little.

"Little boy, you have to call Selina sister! Also, you can live with me if you want, but I won't provide meals for you, and you have to pay rent!

Well, unless you turn into a cat, then I won’t charge you rent and I can feed you cat food every day.”

Selina didn't care. She had several secret bases in Gotham, and it was no problem to leave this safe house for this kid to live in.

Tian Xiaoban: "... Damn, I want to change too! I can't change! Just pay the rent, it's just making money."

So, Tian Xiaoban started working to pay the rent.

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