I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

Liu Ji has many women in the village, and each one is more difficult to deal with than the other.

This Zhang Ping'er is fine...

What if it was Xiao Hongzhuang, Fan Fan, or even Ji Yu...

Hiss, that’s a big deal.

Liu Ji must dissuade Li Sisi from this idea.

However, Liu Ji's toughness did not win the woman's compromise. Sisi said coldly, "Liu Ji, do you know why I have been following you?"

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"Because I like you, I follow you! I am not your subordinate, nor your pet. I can do whatever I want and whatever I want... What qualifications do you have to order me around?!"

Liu Ji looked confused, and Sisi glared at him with gritted teeth, refusing to give in at all.

Zhang Ping'er hugged Liu Ji and whispered in his ear, "I thought of it myself. She... was just an excuse."

Liu Ji froze.

Well, Zhang Ping'er is not a fool. If she doesn't want to...how can this be accomplished?

"I like you."

Sisi quickly came over and said, "Hey, a great Heavenly Master also said such things, aren't you ashamed?"

"You continue." Zhang Ping'er said with a red face.

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The next day, when Liu Ji opened his eyes, he saw Zhang Ping'er sitting in the cabin in a daze. "Why don't I understand? Why don't I understand?"

Seeing Liu Ji wake up, she asked in confusion, "I worked so hard yesterday, but why didn't I make any progress?"

Sisi smiled and said, "It must not be enough!"

Zhang Ping'er nodded.

Gan...

This is nothing.

After eating and getting off the boat...Liu Ji continued to head towards Sishui Pavilion, and Zhang Ping'er followed him all the way.

After walking for several days, the outline of the village gradually became clear.

Zhang Ping'er stopped.

"Why don't you keep going?"

"I want to go back..." she said lightly.

"Why are you going back? It's not enough, it's only been a few days." Sisi was tempting. She didn't harass Liu Ji at all in these few days, and gave everything to Zhang Ping'er.

Zhang Ping'er smiled softly, "That's enough."

Sisi was about to open her mouth when the woman said, "I'm pregnant."

what?

Both of them were stunned.

I saw that she was still so holy and calm, as if she was an angel descending from heaven. The difference was that now there was more kindness on her face.

"Liu Ji, didn't you say before that I encouraged the refugees just to show off my ability, not for their own good? What I want to tell you is that I am not doing this for myself. Since I separated from the aristocratic family, I have never thought about myself again."

"I really want all refugees to live and work in peace. I have no intention of creating another group of nobles."

"Liu Ji, I have given you everything I can. Now can you please answer a question for me?"

"Speak!" Liu Ji looked indifferent.

"Are those tricks you mentioned before really effective, or are you just deceiving them?" Zhang Ping'er asked with an unprecedented seriousness.

She didn't ask directly, but asked after she slept with him and became pregnant.

It can be seen how important this issue is to her.

Even Li Sisi looked over. Yes, the theories left by Liu Ji were beautiful, perfect, and seemed impeccable...

But who knows if that thing can be realized?

"Fake," the man said with a smile.

Both women were stunned.

"Is it true?" Zhang Ping'er still didn't give up.

This time Liu Ji didn't say anything, just nodded.

Zhang Ping'er came closer and wanted to say something, but in the end she couldn't say it.

"Although I still don't understand, and although you said that it's all fake. But it seems that your method is better. Now I'm going back... I will try my best to practice everything you proposed. If it really works, then I will unswervingly adhere to it throughout my life. If your method is not good... I will look for a better way."

The woman said this and turned around with a smile.

She was wearing white clothes, which seemed to glow in the sunlight, and she walked away slowly, step by step.

But her eyes were always fixed on Liu Ji and refused to move away.

Li Sisi was anxious, "Even if it's fake, can't you just lie to her? As long as you open your mouth, she will definitely stay. Didn't you see that she followed you all the way? Can't you see what she's thinking?"

Liu Ji turned around and said, "Only women have ever chased me, I don't chase women!"

Sisi is stiff...

Is it considered pursuing if I ask you to tell a lie?

Volume 162: Is this reasonable?

The village was right in front of him, but Liu Ji didn't dare to go in.

He left for two weeks and didn't take care of the family affairs at all. Not only that... he also abducted a woman from outside.

A very troubled woman.

Liu Ji pitched a tent far away from the village and prepared to go back tomorrow.

This made Li Sisi unhappy. She pouted and said indignantly, "Liu Ji, we are almost home, why do you still want to live outside?"

Liu Ji said nothing.

Sisi smiled and asked, "Are there any other women in your family?"

"Is there more than one? Well... You don't know how many women are worried about you. Not to mention those who are close to you, just talk about those who are far away... My dear sister, although her face is cold, she is always thinking about you in her heart."

Liu Ji didn't want to believe a word Li Sisi said, and was too lazy to pay attention to her.

Sisi then asked, "Is your house built like a palace? A woman on the left and a woman on the right?"

Liu Ji looked at her and said, "Sisi, you must be more restrained when you come back with me, otherwise I won't be able to protect you even if I want to."

Sisi was stunned and shouted, "Do I still need your protection? I don't believe anyone can do anything to me."

Liu Ji smiled slightly, and Sisi felt scared by his smile.

There are three big Buddhas in the house, namely Lü Zhi, Xiao Hongzhuang and Fan Fan. None of them is easy to deal with. If Li Sisi really has that idea...

He will definitely be beaten up.

Forget it...just let her be. She'll learn to restrain herself after suffering a loss.

The next day, Liu Ji returned to the village with the intention of visiting the graves...

The village is very run-down...

This is normal. Which village is not dilapidated in this era? Besides, it was looted by barbarians once before.

As soon as she entered the village, Li Sisi stopped talking... After all, how could a palace be built in such a shabby village?

On the way, people kept greeting Liu Ji and he responded with a smile.

Some people even joked, "Hey, isn't this the fourth brother? How come he brought back another woman, and she's quite pretty."

Liu Ji threw a stone without thinking.

"You little bastard, this is the first time I've seen you walk so normally." Without saying a word, Liu Ji rushed over, grabbed the old man's shoes and threw them far away.

"Fourth Grandpa." Several children shouted from afar.

"You are the Fourth Grandfather, your whole family is the Fourth Grandfather!" Liu Ji scooped up a pool of stinky water from the stinky ditch next to him and threw it on the heads of the children, scaring them so much that they ran away in all directions.

Sisi was completely stunned...

She had seen Liu Ji with a serious face, Liu Ji who was arrogant, and Liu Ji who was sanctimonious, but she had never seen Liu Ji like this.

She called out in confusion, "Master Daozu..."

"Shut up!"

"Oh"

Soon, the two arrived at the door of their home.

Sisi was completely stunned... She had imagined this countless times, but she never expected that Liu Ji's house didn't even have a door...

He lives in this kind of damn place?

Then, he generously gave Li Yingying so much money? What on earth was going on in this guy's mind?

As soon as I entered the door, a cane hit me. "You little bastard, you still remember to come back? I thought you were beaten to death by the barbarians outside, why don't you come back?"

Who else could it be if not Old Man Liu?

Liu Ji snorted, "If we have to die, you should die first. How can I die before you?"

The old man was so angry that his beard was puffed up. He took the cane and chased Liu Ji. Liu Ji immediately ran away, saying as he ran, "If you dare to hit me today, I will pee on your quilt tonight!"

Li Sisi looked at everything stupidly, feeling that her worldview was a little shattered.

Liu Ji...how could he be such a person?

He...Isn’t he the ancestor of Taoism?

After a while, someone inside shouted, "Liu Ji is back?"