I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

Zhang Yan looked at Liu Ji and wanted to say something, but she also saw Li Sisi, who was smiling beside her. Finally, she could only say helplessly, "Daozu, we will wait for you to come back. In two years... please come back."

Liu Ji nodded and said, "I will come and see how you defeat the barbarians."

Huo Manman had a ferocious look on his face and rushed forward with gritted teeth.

Liu Ji took aim and kissed her... This stunned Man Man and everyone else present as well.

Yesterday, after witnessing Zhang Yan's madness, Liu Ji knew...this Huo Manman would definitely do something big. She was much crazier than Zhang Yan.

So, seeing that she was about to go crazy, Liu Ji directly used his fatal move.

"Liu Ji..." Manman's eyes turned red.

"I will marry you..." Liu Ji said with a smile, "I promised you that if you can help me unify the world within ten years, I will marry you."

Manman was frozen...all the words he had prepared the whole night were stuck in his mouth.

Liu Ji added, "You are so beautiful, so likable..."

Manman blushed instantly...

Yes, she's strong and crazy, but at the same time... she's also shy.

If Liu Ji stood still, she could embarrass him on the spot, and he might even do something extremely outrageous, but if Liu Ji took the initiative...

Then Huo Manman is finished.

She simply couldn't bear it.

"I like you..." Liu Ji said as he rowed the boat away.

Manman just watched Liu Jiyuan walk away foolishly...the plan that she had prepared all night was aborted.

Seeing Liu Ji walking away, Zhang Yan burst into laughter and mocked Huo Manman wantonly.

Manman was very anxious...and wanted to go into the water immediately.

Zhang Yan held her back and shouted, "If you leave, what will happen to the base? What about the guerrillas? They are all waiting for you!"

Huo Manman was filled with resentment, and in the end, she could only watch Liu Ji go away.

"When he comes back, I'll make him look good!"

"Count me in!" said Zhang Yan.

"You can only be a concubine!" Huo Manman did not back down.

Bang...Zhang Yan hit her hard.

While the two were playing, a man suddenly jumped into the water and swam towards the boat...

If not Zhang Ping'er, who else could it be?

Both of them were stunned.

The water flow on both sides of the Daxi River was extremely turbulent. When they crossed the river before, they had to rely on human pillars to build a floating bridge...

Those human pillars never came back after they went down, including Huo Manman's father.

But now... Zhang Ping'er jumped down regardless of everything. She was simply throwing her life away.

Liu Ji also saw this scene, and had no choice but to row the boat back a little to pick up Zhang Ping'er, and then, as if he was afraid that Huo Manman would jump again... he rowed away quickly.

As soon as Zhang Ping'er got on the boat, she started coughing non-stop... and kept spitting out water. If Liu Ji had arrived a little later, she might have died.

Sisi said coldly, "Master Tianshi, you are a supreme immortal, how can you still have such mundane thoughts? Let me tell you... Liu Ji is mine. If you want to eat him, you have no chance at all."

Zhang Ping'er has elegant red eyes and is born with a noble air... plus she has been preaching abroad for many years, from a distance she looks like an envoy from heaven.

The first time Li Sisi saw this woman, she knew she couldn't handle it.

Zhang Ping'er's intelligence is similar to Sisi's, but her temperament is far superior to hers.

So, whenever Sisi gets the chance...she will definitely go against her.

Liu Ji patted him and said, "Why did you do this? It's so cold now. If you jump, you will at least suffer from asthma for life."

He quickly exchanged a pill from the mall and stuffed it into Zhang Ping'er's mouth.

This woman doesn’t want to eat...Liu Ji forced it in her mouth.

After she finally calmed down and changed into dry clothes, Sisi immediately said, "Master Tianshi, please get out of here when you get to the shore... If you have anything to say, just say it on the boat, so that you don't miss the chance later. If you don't leave... I have plenty of ways to make you leave."

Li Sisi revealed her cards.

Yes, if Zhang Ping'er wants to stay and not leave, then Li Sisi will have to play some dirty tricks... Sisi can guarantee that Zhang Ping'er will absolutely not be able to stand it, and Sisi can kill her.

However, Zhang Ping'er seemed not to have heard it. She grabbed Liu Ji's hand and said through gritted teeth, "The methods you mentioned are all very good...even too good. I couldn't think of them at all. I am also very satisfied with your answers to my questions."

Ok?

She continued, "But I don't understand...why I can't figure out such a simple question, but you can? Liu Ji...can you tell me why?"

"Why can you figure it out, but I can't?"

Oh wow...

Sapiosexual.

PS:

Thanks to @烧眼de吉尔@五律

Volume 161: Don’t Chase Women

"Why can you think of it but I can't? Can you please tell me? As long as you are willing to tell me, I can do anything."

Zhang Ping'er knelt on the boat and bowed her whole body deeply. Her eyes were full of pleading and pain.

Sisi came up to him from behind and said with a smile, "Just tell her."

Liu Ji hugged his chest with a calm expression.

Tell you?

Haha...Don’t underestimate the previous summary, but the stuff behind it is a whole world. It took him decades of hard work to learn it in his previous life.

How can you fully grasp something just by listening to a few sentences?

Besides... these things were not invented by him.

Liu Ji shook his head...turned and walked towards the cabin.

Zhang Ping'er immediately reached out and grabbed it. "Please...please, please? I really want to know. I don't understand why I can't do it. Any conditions are fine. As long as you ask, I will agree to everything."

This woman has been engaged in refugee operations all her life. No matter where she goes, she can easily gather a team. She should be the best at this in the world.

Judging from her temperament, she is quite confident in herself, even a little fanatical, and feels that she is an envoy sent by God.

Not only did she think so, but others also thought so.

Can..

Liu Ji appeared.

Liu Ji overturned everything she had done and did it better than she had. Not just a little bit better, but he crushed her. The refugees who had been conquered by her before almost instantly ran to Liu Ji's side and called him "Daozu" from the bottom of their hearts.

Zhang Ping'er couldn't do it.

She had been jealous and resisted, but none of these had any effect and only made her look like a clown.

Finally...she admitted it.

Liu Ji is better than her, much better than her...so, she has to learn!

However, how could Liu Ji tell her?

The man just gave a gentle push and left alone.

He sat in the cabin, quietly waiting for the boat to drift downstream and to the other side.

Sisi tempted her, "You can make her pregnant... She's very beautiful, and looks like a celestial being. She doesn't seem to have any human desires. It must be fun to play with a woman like her."

Liu Ji tapped her head and said, "Behave yourself when you come back to the village with me. Don't be so casual like before."

Sisi snorted, her face full of indignation.

It didn't take long for the boat to dock, but it was already night and they couldn't walk anymore, so... Liu Ji pulled the boat onto the shallows and prepared to spend the night in it.

While I was sleeping...a delicate arm came close to me.

Liu Ji was angry. "Can't you just be quiet for a day? You do this every day!"

He half closed his eyes and subconsciously turned over, holding the woman in his arms... then he heard a soft sound of pain, the voice seemed a little wrong, he opened his eyes... it didn't seem to be Li Sisi.

"It's me, Zhang Ping'er." A trembling voice.

"What are you doing!" Liu Ji was a little annoyed.

"Li Sisi said that this way it will be the same as what you thought."

"You believe this kind of thing?" Liu Ji was surprised.

"I believe it." She said, and put her arms around the man.

Just at this moment, there was a slight hissing sound, and someone lit the wick. Looking back, who else could it be but Li Sisi?

She smiled and said, "You guys continue, I'll just watch from the side."

Zhang Ping'er turned away with a blushing face, but she didn't seem to mind much.

Sisi smiled and said, "Wow... I didn't expect that a great Heavenly Master would also like to do this kind of thing. I saw that you didn't resist at all. When I mentioned it to you before, you had a cold face, but in the end... you are more proactive than anyone else."

"Love between men and women is human nature. I'm not a non-human, so how can I avoid it?" Zhang Ping'er said calmly, but she could not hide a blush on her face.

"Besides...I don't hate him at all." She hugged Liu Ji.

"I see that not only do you not hate it, you even like it, right?" Li Sisi directly exposed.

"Yes..." Zhang Ping'er's voice trembled, and she did not deny it at all.

Sisi was so excited that she leaned even harder... She smiled and said, "How is it? Is it fun to use this great Zhang Tianshi?"

Liu Ji's face turned cold. "Did you arrange all this?"

Sisi smiled. "Of course! Who else could it be but me? I told her...if you want to know what a man is like, you might as well get in touch with him a little bit, and then...she believed it! She really believed it!"

Liu Ji hit the woman's head hard and said, "Li Sisi, I'm warning you... don't do these things again. If I find out next time, you will be in big trouble."