Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

He grimaced and gasped from time to time, and it seemed that he was pinched quite hard.

"Bang Geng, stop looking at it and quickly take the clamp off for grandma!" Jia Zhang couldn't stand it anymore.

So Banggeng also helped Jia Zhang remove the two mousetraps on her body.

But his strength was almost used up due to his previous crying and the mousetrap was a bit tight.

"Grandma, take the rest later. I don't have the strength anymore."

"Banggeng, come on, it's the last one!" Jia Zhang couldn't wait any longer. How long would it take for Banggeng to recover his strength?

"Okay!" Bang Geng gritted his teeth and tried to take the mousetrap off Jia Zhang's face.

Just when the mousetrap was half opened, Jia Zhang was happy that it was loose, but Bang Geng lost strength and let go.

"Snap", the mousetrap caught Jia Zhang's old face again.

"Ouch!" Jia Zhang rolled on the ground in pain. Although she was thick-skinned, she could not resist the power of the mousetrap and was caught twice.

"Grandma, grandma, what's wrong with you? I told you I didn't have the strength and would take it later, but you insisted on letting me take it. Now you know what happened!" Banggeng said sarcastically.

Jia Zhang was so angry that she was half dead. The mousetrap is not on your face, you don’t know how painful it is. Wait a minute, wait for your grandma’s leg. Hey, am I not scolding myself?

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, these two are so funny!" The old ladies in the courtyard were enjoying the show, it was so entertaining.

"Get out of here, you bunch of gossipy bitches. I asked you to help but you kept making excuses, but you are more eager to watch the fun than the other!" Jia Zhang was almost mad to death.

After a long while, Bang Geng finally had the strength to remove the mousetrap from Jia Zhang's face.

At this time, Jia Zhang's face was obviously bruised and swollen, and she looked a little miserable.

Unfortunately, she had no remorse at all. Not only did she not admit that she came to steal, she also took away two bananas, saying that they were compensation.

Although everyone was coveting the two bananas, they also knew what they should take and what they shouldn't take. If Jia Zhang took the bananas, Lin Fan would not let her go when he came back in the evening!

The Jia family's grandparents and grandchildren ran back home, and the matter came to an end, but the old women in the courtyard all knew that it would be even more lively at night.

"Good! When Lin Fan comes back tonight, you must insist that we were just at his house to play and got caught by his mousetrap by accident. Then we can ask him to pay compensation or threaten him by calling the police to arrest him."

Jia Zhang also thought that Lin Fan would come back to accuse her of an offence, so she made arrangements with Bang Geng and prepared to turn the tables.

This has always been her strength. After all, most people are not as thick-skinned as her.

But Jia Zhang didn't know that all of her was just wishful thinking. She wanted to blackmail Lin Fan. If she took a bite of Lin Fan, he would be so strong that he would break all her teeth.

Chapter 90 Harvest at the Steel Mill

At the steel rolling mill, Lin Fan didn't expect Bang Geng to be so powerful. Not long after he left, Bang Geng went to steal the house.

"Tsk tsk, Lin Fan, your skills are improving day by day, really good!"

Fang Dahai was amazed to find that Lin Fan's locksmith skills had improved again.

In fact, it was the fourth-level locksmith skill that Lin Fan had just purchased. His father-in-law was indeed a seventh-level locksmith and could tell at a glance that Lin Fan’s skills had greatly improved.

"It's nothing, just a little progress!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"This is not just a little bit, this is an upgrade, right? It's a pity that the fitter assessment will be held in the second half of the year, otherwise you can sign up for the fourth-level fitter!" Fang Dahai said with emotion.

Fang Dahai carefully observed the process of Lin Fan making parts and felt that Lin Fan had already reached the level of a fourth-level fitter.

"It doesn't matter. I'm not short of money now anyway!"

Lin Fan didn't care. He had been in the spotlight too much, so it was better for him to keep a low profile.

"Yes, Master Fang, if your son-in-law continues to show off, someone else will snatch him away!" The worker next to him teased Fang Dahai with a smile.

"Who dares? And I'm not bragging, how could there be a woman prettier than my daughter who could make Lin Fan fall in love with someone else?" Fang Dahai said proudly.

Lin Fan was a little embarrassed. What was his father-in-law talking about?

However, Lin Fan was surprised to find later that the emotion value system could harvest the emotion values ​​of Fang Dahai and his co-workers.

It seems that the scene expansion card has taken effect, and the people in the steel mill can be considered plot characters.

Very good, there will be one more group of sheep to fleece when you increase your mood value.

But isn’t it a bad idea to fleece my father-in-law?

Forget it, he doesn’t know anyway, so just pull as much as you can, as long as you don’t pull him bald.

"Lin Fan, your cooking skills are so good. Now that Xiao Meng is marrying into your family, you have to make sure she gets fatter. She's a little thin!" Fang Dahai said with a smile.

"But Dad, when I get home from get off work, it's Meng'er who cooks, and I don't even have a chance to cook!" Lin Fan said innocently.

Then Lin Fan discovered that Fang Dahai’s confused emotion value was 2333 points.

That’s right, father-in-law, keep up the good work. Your son-in-law’s prosperity depends on your contribution.

"What about housework?" Fang Dahai couldn't help but ask.

"She also does the housework. Meng'er insists on doing it. She even fetches water for me to wash my feet every day!" Lin Fan continued to provoke Fang Dahai.

Then Lin Fan gained another 5555 points of Fang Dahai's dissatisfaction, jealousy and heartache emotions.

I have to say that my father-in-law is a really good leek collector, he harvests one crop after another.

"Can't you be more diligent and compete with her for the job?" Fang Dahai gritted his teeth.

"But Meng'er said that these are what a wife should do. If I don't let her do it, it would be disrespectful to her!" Lin Fan grabbed Fang Dahai and pulled him to death.

"Hmph!" Fang Dahai snorted coldly and said nothing else. Since Lin Fan had said so, what else could he do?

Poor daughter, he never let her do housework at home, but after she got married, she became a good wife and mother, taking care of all the housework.

At the same time, Fang Meng was also trying to get some benefits from Yu Haitang. "Haitang, how's your suitor doing?"

"Don't mention it. He was asked to investigate the Yan family but there is still no news. He is not reliable at all!" Yu Haitang said angrily.

Speak of the devil, Yang Weimin walked in, "Haitang, I found it!"

"You're so slow. All the flowers have wilted while I was waiting!" Yu Haitang rolled her eyes.

"If you want me to investigate the situation of the Yan family, I will definitely find out and verify it before I come to you!" Yang Weimin said aggrievedly.

"Okay, so what did you find out?" Yu Haitang said helplessly.

"Yan Bugui is the third uncle of the courtyard, an elementary school teacher, famous for being calculating and stingy, and he likes to haggle over every penny. There are six people in his family, and they all rely on Yan Bugui to support them. Yan Jiecheng doesn't have a formal job either."

Yang Weimin introduced the situation of the Yan family in one breath, leaving Yu Haitang a little confused.

Fang Meng was mentally prepared and didn't react much.

"Where did you get this information? Is it reliable?" Yu Haitang came to his senses and asked.

"I heard this from Liu Haizhong, who lives in the same courtyard as them. He is the second uncle in their courtyard. There should be no mistake, right?" Yang Weimin said unconfidently.

"The Yan family is still arranging a blind date with my sister despite this situation? Are they going to let my sister suffer by marrying them?" Yu Haitang said in disbelief.

"Then I don't know. Anyway, I have found out for you. Haitang, can you go to the park with me on the weekend?" Yang Weimin asked expectantly.

"Don't you have any vision? I'm worried about my sister's affairs, and you want to ask me to go to the park. I'm not in the mood, let's go!" Yu Haitang said unhappily.

"Haitang, you are destroying the bridge after crossing it!" Yang Weimin found it hard to believe.

"Hahaha!" Fang Meng laughed so hard that she bent over, making Yang Weimin stare at her in amazement.

Fang Meng discovered it and turned back to his seat with a gloomy face. He had originally felt sympathy for Yang Weimin, but now it seemed that he was not worthy of sympathy.

Yu Haitang also noticed it, glared at Yang Weimin and drove him out.

"Xiao Meng, what do you think I should do? Should I stop my sister from going on a blind date with the Yan family? If you don't tell me about the Yan family, I'll feel something is wrong. If it's not bad, why can't I tell you?"

"I don't say bad things about others behind their backs. I think you should tell your sister about the situation and let her make her own decision!" Fang Meng suggested.

"Really? But my sister is a little indecisive, and I'm afraid she won't have the heart to refuse."

"After all, it's her own business, and she should decide for herself."

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Xiao Meng'er, you're so nice!" Yu Haitang said with a smile.

"Goodbye, I can't accept you being so clingy!" Fang Meng refused.

"Okay, you're so affectionate with your man, but you're so clingy with me. You're bullying me!" Yu Haitang said unconvinced.

"That's different. Brother Lin Fan and I have a certificate!" Fang Meng said with a smile.

"Hey, this is too disgusting, stop talking about it, Xiao Meng, can you go a day without mentioning Lin Fan?"

"No."

Lin Fan kept receiving emotion values ​​of 233, 555, and 138 from Yu Haitang. By the time Lin Fan came to his senses, Yu Haitang had already contributed 13438 emotion values.

Lin Fan smiled. That was good. The expansion card used on Fang Meng had brought in some income. Perhaps in a few days, the invested emotional value could be recovered.

"Lin Fan, what are you laughing at?" Fang Dahai asked curiously.

"It's okay, my wife is about to give birth!" Lin Fan replied casually before he could react.

"What?" Fang Dahai almost fainted from shock.

"Oh, I was just teasing you!" Lin Fan quickly made up.

"You little brat, you almost scared me to death!" Fang Dahai punched Lin Fan on the shoulder.

"Dad, what's the big deal? It's just giving birth to a child. Fang Meng will give birth sooner or later. Why are you so excited?"

"I'm excited because you guys just got married not long ago, but you told me that you're going to have a baby. This is ridiculous. If you play this joke on me again next time, I'll show you how I'll deal with you!"

Fang Dahai said indignantly.

Chapter 91 Lin Fan Returns Home

"But seriously, when are you and Xiaomeng going to have a baby? Your mother and I are waiting!" Fang Dahai urged Lin Fan to death.

"Dad, you're kidding. Meng'er is only eighteen years old, and you're already in a hurry to have a grandchild?" Lin Fan was a little speechless. They were just chatting, why were you urging them to have a baby?

"It's not too late. Your mother gave birth to Xiao Meng when she was less than 20 years old. If you have the baby earlier, we will still have the energy to raise you. Otherwise, when we are old, we will not have the strength to raise you!" Fang Dahai said excitedly.

Hiss, Lin Fan took a deep breath. No matter what era it is, urging people to get married and have children is inevitable, right?

"Besides, Meng'er is still a child herself, how can she take care of a child? Wait a few more years!"

Lin Fan quickly began to refuse. He wanted to spend a few more years alone with Fang Meng, so how could he let a child disturb him?