Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"You are so bad, that won't work!" Fang Meng's face flushed red and smoke was coming out of his head.

"Don't you believe it? What's there to be afraid of?" Lin Fan provoked Fang Meng.

"Okay, then I'll make a bet with you. It has to be within seven days, and he has to be caught in a mousetrap. Both conditions are indispensable."

"Okay, just wait and listen to my instructions!" Lin Fan was overjoyed. Fang Meng finally fell into the trap.

They have been married for some time, but Fang Meng is still very shy and can't do many postures freely.

This time I seized the opportunity to provoke her and she took the bait.

As long as the stick is strong enough, you can unlock new postures within seven days.

Lin Fan set up seven mousetraps in total, and he didn't believe that Bang Geng would not fall into them.

"Okay, let's take a break!" Lin Fan set up the mousetrap and prepared to take a break.

"You take a rest. I don't want to rest with you. You are a bad person!" Fang Meng regretted agreeing to Lin Fan on impulse.

"That's not up to you. Do you regret it now? It's too late. Just wait and accept the defeat!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Humph, that's not necessarily true. I think you're bound to lose. Then I'll punish you by making you bark like a puppy!" Fang Meng shrugged his nose.

"Okay, but let's get some rest today!" Lin Fan carried Fang Meng to the bed and began the great task of making a baby.

At this time, Sha Zhu tossed and turned. It seemed that his sister Qin blamed him for the Bang Geng incident.

I swear to God, he didn't care about Banggeng stealing things. He did it only for Sister Qin's sake.

Otherwise, you would really think you are a fool for not caring when someone steals something.

If someone comes to steal my things, I will break his legs.

But this time, my intentions were good but my intentions were bleak. Not only did Sister Qin not feel grateful to me, but she started to blame me instead.

Alas, Shazhu couldn't help but sigh, it is so difficult to be a bootlicker.

The next day, Lin Fan checked the Emotion Value Mall to see if there was anything he could use today.

I found that the fruit gift pack that I can use today has 100 emotional points, the fourth-level fitter skill has 400 emotional points, and there is also a Jade Girl Heart Sutra with 100,000 emotional points.

Lin Fan took the fruit gift pack and the locksmith skill without hesitation, but should he buy the Jade Girl Heart Sutra?

Lin Fan was a little confused. The Jade Girl Heart Sutra and the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic had similar functions, but the Jade Girl Heart Sutra was definitely not as good as the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic.

However, I don’t know when the Yellow Emperor’s Internal Classic will be available again, and I don’t have 200,000 emotional points. How about buying the Jade Girl Heart Sutra first?

But after thinking for a long time, Lin Fan gave up this tempting idea.

If you want to buy something, do it in one step. Buy the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine first. After buying it, set a small goal for yourself and buy the Heaven-Swallowing Demon Art.

Lin Fan acquired the locksmith skill, took out the fruit gift bag, avoided the mousetrap, took out two bananas and put them in the cabinet, and put the rest into the storage ring.

After breakfast, Lin Fan took Fang Meng away from home and rode his bike to work.

At this time, the two people from the Jia family were watching Lin Fan leave through the window.

"What are you two looking at?" Qin Huairu asked curiously.

"I didn't see anything. Isn't mom going to work yet?" Banggeng said quickly.

"Yes, if you don't go to work, you will be late!" Jia Zhang also said quickly.

"What a shame, you're still scolding me. Aren't you going to school today?" Qin Huairu said seriously.

"Mom, the wound on my face hasn't healed yet. My classmates will laugh at me if I go to school. I'll go to school tomorrow!" Bang Geng pleaded.

"Okay, you just stay home for another day. You have to go to school tomorrow!"

Qin Huairu gave some instructions and then hurried off to work.

"Gone, gone, my mother is gone!" Bang Geng secretly came to the door and watched Qin Huairu leave.

"Wait a moment, there are still people in the yard who haven't come to work yet. Wait another twenty minutes before going!" Jia Zhang was very cautious.

"You just stole from Sha Zhu's house yesterday. No one would have thought that you would steal again today. If you steal everything from Lin Fan's house today, I will then say that there was a stranger in the yard and it must have been him who stole it!" Jia Zhang began to give advice.

"Okay, grandma, you have to keep a close eye on me. If someone finds out, I'm doomed. My mom will beat me to a pulp!"

"Don't worry, I'm an expert in this!" Jia Zhang comforted him.

Then twenty minutes later, Banggeng sneaked into Lin Fan's house silently. In order to make it easier for Banggeng to break into the house, Lin Fan did not lock the door.

Bang Geng was overjoyed and pushed the door open directly. He looked around but didn't find anything delicious.

Then Banggeng set his sights on the cabinet. Just as he walked near the cabinet, he suddenly found a mousetrap on the ground.

Banggeng was frightened and broke out in a cold sweat. He carefully avoided the mousetrap and approached the cabinet.

Lin Fan is so insidious, placing so many mousetraps on the ground.

Then Banggeng opened the cabinet to see if there was anything inside.

There was nothing on the two lower floors, but there seemed to be something on the upper floor.

Banggeng stood on tiptoe to look at it. It seemed to be a banana and some fruit. Banggeng was very happy.

He stood on tiptoe, stretched out his hand as far as he could to reach the banana, and finally took one down.

But he saw that there seemed to be a banana on top, so he reached his hand up again.

Who knew that before I touched the banana, I touched something cold.

Bang Geng was startled, and before he could react, the thing suddenly clamped his hand with a snap.

"Ah!" His fingers were connected to his heart, the pain in the stick was so severe that he lost his balance and fell backwards.

Then a mousetrap was placed on his butt, and Bang Geng screamed even more miserably.

Hearing Banggeng's screams, Jia Zhang hurried to Lin Fan's house.

All the old ladies in the hospital who were not working were also attracted here.

Chapter 89: The Miserable Plot

Jia Zhang was fat, but she ran very fast and ran into Lin Fan's house in a flash.

"Banggeng, Banggeng, how are you? Grandma is here to save you!" Jia Zhang rushed in.

Banggeng was crying loudly in pain when he saw Jia Zhang rushing in.

"Don't come over here!" Bang Geng was so scared that he even forgot the pain.

"Don't be afraid, grandma is here!" Jia Zhang didn't hear clearly what Banggeng said, and rushed in regardless!

Then his feet slipped and he flew towards Bang Geng. In Bang Geng's desperate eyes, he knocked him down.

"Ahhh!" The two people screamed at the same time. The grandfather and grandson were all caught in the seven mousetraps set by Lin Fan.

There were three on Bang Geng's body and one on his hand; there were two on Jia Zhang's body and one on her face.

The two people rolled on the ground in pain, howling like ghosts.

"Something happened in Lin Fan's family, hurry up!" All the old women in the yard ran into Lin Fan's house.

First, he was stunned by the various furniture in Lin Fan's house, and then he was attracted by the wailing of the two people from the Jia family.

"What is this for?" Second Aunt looked at the mousetraps on Banggeng and Jia Zhang in surprise.

“What else can they do? Lin Fan caught two big rats with a mousetrap!” The third aunt had already understood that these two people must have failed to steal things and were trapped instead.

"Stop talking nonsense and come and help us!" Jia Zhang began to ask for help.

No one knew where Lin Fan bought this mousetrap, but it was very tight. Jia Zhang felt so much pain on her body that she couldn't get it off at all.

"That won't do. What if Lin Fan thinks we are your accomplices?" Second Aunt was unwilling to help.

"That's right. Lin Fan is merciless. We dare not provoke him."

"Who said it wasn't? That big mouth slapped loudly."

"It's better for us not to get into trouble!"

Everyone was talking at once, and what they revealed was that they didn't want to save him.

The main reason is that Jia Zhang is a person of very bad character, has a foul mouth, and likes to put the blame on others, which makes people in the courtyard feel scared.

"Look at Banggeng. He's been pinched like this, but he's still holding the banana in his hand!" The second aunt was sharp-eyed and saw the banana in Banggeng's hand.

"I didn't, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!" Bang Geng hurriedly hid his hands behind his back.

Unfortunately it was too late, everyone had already seen it.

"You are talking nonsense. I bought this banana for my son Bang Geng. He just wanted to play and came to Lin Fan's house. Lin Fan is a little beast. He put so many mousetraps at home. He is a bad guy. Look at the ones he caught for me and Bang Geng. He is such a bully!"

Jia Zhang sat on the ground and cried so hard that she even forgot about the mousetrap on her body.

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. Jia Zhang was just talking nonsense. Are you willing to buy the bananas you bought? You miser.

It is even more ridiculous that Banggeng came to Lin Fan's house to play. What is his relationship with Lin Fan? Do you think this is Shazhu's house?

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you can be stubborn all you want. It's none of our business anyway. I hope Lin Fan will believe you when he comes back!" The third aunt said in a deep voice.

The others couldn't help but laugh when they heard this.

"You are a bunch of bastards, none of you are good people. You are bullying us because we have no men in the Jia family. You will all die miserably!"

Jia Zhang was in so much pain and was ridiculed by everyone. She was so angry that she started cursing.

"Grandma, stop making noise and take the clip off for me quickly. It hurts so much!" Banggeng shouted.

"Okay, just bear with it and grandma will take it down for you!" Jia Zhang used force to pry open the mousetrap on Bang Geng's hand and freed his hand.

Then she picked up Banggeng's hand to check and found a large bruise on it. Heartbroken Jia Zhang started cursing.

"Lin Fan, this coward bastard, put so many mousetraps at home. Who is he protecting himself from? Damn it, he clamped my grandson's hand like this. I will fight him to the death!" Jia Zhang roared.

"You shouted loudly. I'm afraid that if Lin Fan comes back at night, you will kowtow and beg for mercy."

No one agreed. Jia Zhang was just being stubborn. The more happy she was scolding Lin Fan now, the more sad she would be when she begged Lin Fan in the evening.

"There are still a few left, grandma, take them down for me quickly!" Bang Geng urged.

Jia Zhang quickly took down the few remaining mousetraps on Banggeng.

Bang Geng finally breathed a sigh of relief and began to check the place on his body where he was pinched.