Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

"You seem to be seriously ill. Have you been to the hospital? Why does this system want to spy on your heart?"

"System, you have been to the modern world, how come you know everything?"

"Aren't you the one I brought from modern times? If you have something to say, just say it now. Otherwise, I will go into hiding. Humans are really troublesome creatures."

"Don't hide, I want Lou Xiao'e to be able to use the small world, what should I do?"

"One hundred thousand emotion points, and I'll tell you the solution!"

"Brother Tongzi, you might as well go and rob it!"

"I'm just trying to rob you, right? Do you want it or not?"

"want!"

"This is very simple. There is a mountain and sea monument in the center of the Peach Blossom Spring in the small world. As long as she drips blood on it to recognize her as the master, she can enter and leave the small world freely. The fee for solving this puzzle is 100,000 emotion points. Let's go!"

The system went silent, and Lin Fan couldn't hold it anymore. Damn system, it cost me 100,000 emotion points for just one question. I was right not to contact you normally. You are the reincarnation of Zhou Pa Pi, right?

"Brother Lin Fan, why are you in a daze? People are asking you a question!"

When Lin Fan was communicating with the system, he looked like he was in a daze to outsiders, so Fang Meng asked curiously.

"Lin Fan, what's wrong? Are you in a difficult situation? Or maybe just forget it, I'll just come to your house less often in the future."

Seeing Lin Fan in a daze, Lou Xiao'e thought he had the same worry and didn't want to embarrass him, so she said helplessly.

"No need. I will let you use the small world later. You can enter the small world at home. You can wait for us in the portable space. You don't need to come over. This way you won't be discovered by the neighbors!"

Lin Fan came to his senses and found that Lou Xiao'e was looking at him pitifully, so he smiled and comforted her.

"But even though the neighbors in the compound won't find out, Xu Damao might find out if I enter the small world at home, which would be even worse!"

Lou Xiao'e was not happy after hearing Lin Fan's solution, because she thought of Lin Fan first and then herself. She was afraid that Lin Fan's secret would be exposed. If someone like Xu Damao knew about it, Lin Fan would definitely be in trouble.

"It's okay. Xu Damao goes to the countryside to show movies every now and then. Come over when he's not at home."

"That's fine!"

Lou Xiao'e nodded. Xu Damao was often not at home, so she could take the opportunity to visit Lin Fan's house.

Now that he had a solution, Lin Fan took them into the Peach Blossom Spring small world, and then found the mountain and sea monument in the small world and asked them to recognize their master by dripping blood.

But both girls were afraid of pain, so they didn't dare to do it. Just when Lin Fan was about to help them, Fang Meng suggested that she and Lou Xiao'e help each other bite their fingers.

"Please start your performance!"

Lin Fan spread his hands and motioned for the two women to start.

Then the two women bit each other's fingers, and at Lin Fan's command, the two women bit down hard at the same time.

"Ouch!"

Then the two women held their fingers and screamed in pain, but their fingers were not bitten, which meant that their bites were in vain.

Lin Fan smiled with glee, but was bitten a few times by the two angry women.

Lin Fan didn't know what they were thinking. People in later generations often watched TV, and the ancients in the TV series could bite their fingers easily with their mouths, so they would have the illusion that it was easy. But how could Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e be poisoned by it even though they had never watched the TV series?

"Let me do it!"

Lin Fan took out a needle and quickly pricked the two people's hands. Then a drop of blood appeared on the two people's fingers. The two women quickly dropped the blood on the Mountain and Sea Monument, and then they were surprised to find that they could enter and exit the small world freely.

"It's amazing. The only bad thing is that you can only exit from the same place you entered. Otherwise, you can go wherever you want!"

Lou Xiao'e tried to enter and exit the small world several times, and then spoke excitedly.

"Go wherever you want? You have a nice idea!"

Lin Fan shook his head. Even for him, it was impossible for him to go wherever he wanted. It was just a small world that he carried with him, not a door to anywhere. If there was a door to anywhere, he could go wherever he wanted.

Chapter 299 Xu Damao with a dark face

"Is it not okay to think about it? Just treat it as me daydreaming, why interrupt me?"

Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard that. She was just talking, did Lin Fan take it seriously?

"I think it's okay."

Lin Fan smiled when he heard this, and then nodded.

"Lin Fan, can you take me on a tour of your little world? I still find it a little magical. How can you have another world?"

"It was obtained by chance. I won't tell you the details. Even if I tell you, you won't understand. But I can take you in to have a good look."

The origin of the small world involves the system, Lin Fan will not tell it. This is his biggest secret and it is impossible to tell others.

Seeing that Lin Fan didn't want to say much, Lou Xiao'e didn't ask much, but just visited Lin Fan's small world with great interest. Lou Xiao'e stayed in Lin Fan's small world until the early morning before leaving the Lin family.

After leaving Lin Fan's house, Lou Xiao'e was instantly awakened by the cold wind in the early morning, and then quickly walked towards her home in the backyard.

"came back?"

As soon as Lou Xiao'e returned home, Xu Damao's voice suddenly sounded as eerie as a ghost, which scared her.

"What are you doing? You're scaring people. Don't you know that scaring people to death is scary?"

Lou Xiao'e glared at Xu Damao with dissatisfaction.

"Lou Xiao'e, you are really amazing. You don't want to miss any time. You can go to the middle courtyard to watch the excitement and see so many people?"

Xu Damao was even more dissatisfied at this time. Although he was a cripple now and had lost his fertility and even his sexual ability, he was still half a man after all. Lou Xiao'e was not at home in the middle of the night, which made him feel like he had a cuckold on his head. It was so uncomfortable to wear this green hat!

"If you can live with it, you can't live without it. There are so many things to do every day!"

Lou Xiao'e said simply and neatly.

Maintaining a marriage with Xu Damao has its pros and cons. Lou Xiao'e originally thought that it would be fine to continue living like this, but if Xu Damao wanted to make trouble, she would not accompany him.

After divorcing Xu Damao and returning to the Lou family, she no longer had to hide her identity. She could go directly to the small world to find Lin Fan and Fang Meng every night. Otherwise, she had to hide from Xu Damao when entering the small world and could only go there every few days.

"Don't, Xiao'e, think about it. If you divorce me, what if you get pregnant accidentally? You won't have a husband at that time, and Lin Fan won't be able to marry you. How will you explain the matter of the child then?"

"But it will be different if we maintain our marriage. If you have a child, we can just give birth to him. Don't worry, I will raise him and treat him as my own child!"

Xu Damao looked affectionate and considered Lou Xiaoe in every way.

"You are not worthy of raising his child!"

But Lou Xiao'e replied coldly.

"You and I are going too far!"

Xu Damao became furious when he heard this. Lou Xiao'e was really going too far. It was such a shame and humiliation. Wasn't he even worthy of raising a child for his wife's mistress?

"But you are right. You can still be a shield. If you really have a child, you can at least use it as an excuse. As for raising the child, you don't have to worry about it. Lin Fan and I can still raise a child."

After thinking about it, Lou Xiao'e added that Xu Damao could be a tool, but Lou Xiao'e didn't dare to hand the child over to Xu Damao. Who knew what kind of ideas he would instill in the child?

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Let's take a rest!"

Although the process was humiliating, the result was good. Lou Xiao'e did not divorce me directly.

And when Lou Xiao'e really gives birth to a child, she will have no say over it. She will always find an opportunity to brainwash the child. Wouldn't it be a great thing to let him take care of her in her old age? When Xu Damao thought of Lin Fan's son taking care of her in her old age in the future, he wanted to laugh.

Lou Xiao'e stopped talking nonsense to Xu Damao. She had spent too much energy and didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so she lay down on her bed and fell into a deep sleep.

"Damn it, is Lin Fan really that strong? Why does he always look as tired as an ox that has plowed 20 acres of land?"

When Xu Damao found that Lou Xiao'e had fallen into a deep sleep, he couldn't help but complain.

I'm so envious. When I think back to when he was still normal, he was only a real man for three minutes.

With mixed feelings, Xu Damao soon fell asleep. He had been staying up all this time just to vent his anger at Lou Xiao'e. He wanted to teach her a lesson and make her admit defeat to him. However, he didn't expect that he failed to become the master and instead acted as the grandson.

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The next morning, Lin Fan got up and went to the yard to wash up, and found that Sha Zhu walked out with a tired face, as if he had not slept for three days and three nights.

"Silly Zhu, are you going to die suddenly?"

"Don't mention it. It's the aftereffect of the dream I had yesterday. Whenever I close my eyes, I see Jia Zhang's bloody mouth. If this continues, I'm going to die suddenly!"

Sha Zhu yawned and replied weakly.

"Silly Zhu, I'm going to fuck your grandma's legs, you bastard, it's ok that you took advantage of me in my dreams, but now you're humiliating me, do you believe I'll crush your testicles?"

It turned out to be Jia Zhang who came. I don’t know what was wrong with her today. She came here so early to wash up even though she was not at work.

Jia Zhang was so angry that she was about to die. She was the most beautiful girl in the area back then, and many people wanted to propose marriage to her, but now she was despised by Sha Zhu. Her uncle could tolerate it, but her aunt could not.

"Well, I didn't mean anything. I just said it casually!"

After saying that, Sha Zhu stopped brushing his teeth and ran away.

He didn't know why he had this dream, but it seemed that he was indeed wrong. He dreamed that the bride on the wedding night turned into Jia Zhang, and he couldn't wait to bite her without lifting the red veil. As a result, he disliked Jia Zhang. Now he didn't dare to argue.

Seeing Sha Zhu running away, Lin Fan laughed. After all, he and Fang Meng were the masterminds behind this matter.

"What are you laughing at? You are not a good person either!"

Shazhu ran away. Jia Zhang was so angry that she had no place to vent. Seeing Lin Fan still laughing, Jia Zhang, who had lost her mind, cursed Lin Fan directly.

"What the hell did you say? Say it again!"

The smile on Lin Fan's face disappeared, and then his expression turned gloomy.

"Lin Fan, don't bother with my mother-in-law. She may have had a brain injury recently, so she is a little confused!"

Qin Huairu, who came over to wash up, saw this and hurriedly pleaded for mercy on behalf of Jia Zhang.

"Aba Aba, Aba Aba Aba Aba..."

Jia Zhang nodded quickly, indicating that she had just had a brain seizure and could not speak clearly now.

"Old hag, you'll be a jerk if you don't punish me for three days. Today, I'll let you go for Qin Huairu's sake. Be careful!"

Lin Fan slapped Qin Huairu's butt in front of Jia Zhang, and then looked at Jia Zhang provocatively. If she dared to make a scene, Lin Fan would give her a slap in the face immediately.

Chapter 300: The Flexible Jia Zhang

Unfortunately, Jia Zhang was such a coward. Even when she saw her daughter-in-law being taken advantage of, she said nothing and just looked at Lin Fan with a gloomy face.

"Snapped!"