Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble

Lin Fan was a little unhappy. What was so good about Sha Zhu's wedding night? Although the young widow was good-looking, he was not a thief. It would not be a good idea to watch the live broadcast, right?

"I mean to prepare a surprise for him, to replace his wife with Jia Zhang."

"Meng'er, you've learned bad things, but I like it!"

Lin Fan's mind moved, and Sha Zhu's dream began to change. The courtyard was decorated with lights and colorful decorations everywhere, with wedding characters posted on the windowsills, peanuts, melon seeds and candies placed on the table, and a bride in a red dress was sitting on the bed. Her face was blocked by a red veil, so her expression could not be seen clearly.

Sha Zhu walked in drunk. He was so proud of the wedding banquet in the courtyard just now, because his wedding tonight not only made Qin Huairu regret, but also made Lin Fan envious and Xu Damao angry. Only Sha Zhu was so proud.

"Yan'er, here I come!"

After Sha Zhu walked into the house, he staggered towards the bride.

"Yan'er, I'm here, let's start our wedding night!"

The bride didn't say anything, just nodded silently.

Seeing that the bride agreed, Sha Zhu couldn't wait to pounce on her. Sha Zhu didn't even have time to lift the red veil before hugging the bride and biting her wildly.

While chewing on it, Sha Zhu suddenly felt something strange. The feel was not right. Li Yan had a petite figure and a bulging belly, while the bride in front of him was dry and numb. They were obviously not the same person.

Sha Zhu lifted the red veil and found Jia Zhang inside, who was wearing rouge and lipstick and looked intoxicated.

"Ghost!!!"

Sha Zhu screamed heart-wrenchingly in his dream, and the scene in front of Lin Fan and Fang Meng disappeared. It was obvious that Sha Zhu was frightened awake.

At the same time, a heart-wrenching shout resounded throughout the courtyard.

All the neighbors in the courtyard were awakened. Jia Zhang was dreaming about gnawing on a pig's trotter, but she was awakened by Sha Zhu's loud shout. She was so angry that she wanted to curse.

"You're going to kill me. You scared me so much that I almost fainted!"

He Daqing strode into Sha Zhu's room, and then slapped him in the face while cursing. He was so angry that he was making up stories with his wife, and was frightened by Sha Zhu's shout.

Chapter 297 The Dissatisfied People

"Zhu Zi, why are you yelling so loudly in the middle of the night?"

Zhang Juan also put on her clothes and came over. He Daqing was tilling her fields, but she was frightened by Sha Zhu and became unable to move.

"Sorry, I had a nightmare."

Sha Zhu then realized that it was all a dream. Knowing that he was in trouble, he scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Fuck you, what kind of nightmare did you have? You're a grown man, but you can be scared like this by a dream!"

He Daqing tapped Sha Zhu's forehead and said dissatisfiedly.

"Silly Zhu, come out, come out quickly!"

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. He Daqing looked at Sha Zhu helplessly, then walked out and opened the door. Only then did he realize that almost all the neighbors in the courtyard had arrived.

"Why are you guys hanging around my house so late at night?"

He Daqing said this with some guilt, but in fact he had some guesses in his mind.

"What? I wanted to sleep, and I was sleeping soundly, but the silly Zhu's roar scared me to death. What do you think I should do?"

A neighbor said angrily, pointing at his wet crotch.

Everyone else, stay away from him, he's disgusting. Even if you're scared to death, can't you change your pants before coming out?

"And me, my wife and I are expecting a child, but this shouting made me lose half my soul, and I'm dying right now. I don't have a child yet, what should I do?"

Yan Jiecheng looked at Sha Zhu with red eyes. Although he was usually a five-second man, he could probably only last three seconds now. This was not even enough time to take off his pants.

"Who can you blame for being so cowardly? I had a nightmare and couldn't help shouting. You didn't have a nightmare, or did you not have a nightmare?"

Sha Zhu pointed at the neighbor who had wet his pants and the wilted Yan Jiecheng and asked.

"Hey, you think you're right when a ghost calls you at night, right?"

Seeing that Sha Zhu had no intention of repenting and was instead arrogant, everyone couldn't help but get angry and wanted to take action.

"Everyone, please be quiet. How about this? My son Zhuzi is getting married tomorrow. Originally, his wife is a widow, so we didn't plan to hold a wedding banquet. But since my son Zhuzi disturbed everyone tonight, we will have a banquet in the courtyard on Sunday. This will be both a wedding banquet and an apology banquet. Do you think this is okay?"

He Daqing saw that everyone was getting angry, and knowing that it was difficult to offend the public, he immediately offered benefits. As the saying goes, a man who eats someone's food will be soft-hearted, and a man who receives someone's favor will be grateful. If his family holds a banquet, the neighbors will not want to eat, right?

"In this case, I think your family is quite sincere. Let's forget about it this time. Be careful next time!"

Yan Bugui stopped Yan Jiecheng who was about to refuse to give in, and spared Sha Zhu for the sake of the banquet.

The other neighbors nodded after hearing this. This was He Daqing's correct attitude to deal with things. He was nothing like Sha Zhu, who had an expression that said, "I know I'm wrong, but I won't change. Come and hit me if you can." No one could stand this.

The difference between the father and son in their character is so huge that they even suspect whether Sha Zhu is He Daqing's child.

"Silly Zhu, are you He Daqing's child? Did he pick you up from the garbage dump? He Daqing is much more perceptive than you!"

Jia Zhang asked as soon as she thought of it.

The old bastard He Daqing beat himself up so hard that his face was swollen, and the little bastard Sha Zhu ruined his beautiful dream. Jia Zhang was so furious that she would not feel happy unless she mocked Sha Zhu.

"It's all your fault. I dreamed about our wedding night, and when I lifted the veil, it turned out to be you, who was made up like a ghost. Otherwise, how could all these things happen!"

Silly Zhu said angrily.

"Hiss, did Shazhu dream about having a wedding night with Jia Zhang?"

"Shazhu and Jia Zhang had their wedding night?"

"Shazhu is having an affair with Jia Zhang?"

"Shazhu and Jia Zhang gave birth to a son named He Xixu?"

……

Everyone took a deep breath, and then began to think wildly, thinking wildly, and talking nonsense.

Lin Fan and Fang Meng were dumbfounded when they heard this from behind the crowd. Wow, you guys are really good at making up rumors and causing trouble. Even Xu Damao is not as good as you in making up rumors!

"You're going to die. You actually dreamed of me and that thing with me. Old Jia, I'm so sorry for you. That bastard Shazhu has defiled me. I'm not pure anymore!"

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang was dumbfounded at first, then she sat on the ground and began to cry and make a fuss.

"Fuck you, I don't want to dream about you either. If you keep talking nonsense here, I'll beat you to death!"

Sha Zhu was also very annoyed. He was dreaming well, but then Jia Zhang appeared and scared him, turning his sweet dream into a nightmare. Not only did she shout loudly and offended all the neighbors in the compound. He could only spend money to treat everyone in the compound to a meal, which was another considerable expense.

"Okay, mom, Shazhu is just dreaming, it's not real. If you keep shouting, who knows what rumors will spread tomorrow!"

Qin Huairu was simply too embarrassed to stay there. Originally, Shazhu was just a dream, but you insisted on making a fuss about it, yelling and making it seem as if you two really had something going on.

Haven't you seen the gossipy faces of the neighbors in the compound? Who knows what bad ideas they are thinking of.

"What do you mean? He molested me in my dream. I'm not pure anymore. What's wrong with me crying?"

Jia Zhang sat on the ground, dancing and rolling around.

"Aren't things in dreams fake? Why do you have to make a big deal out of it? Then Shazhu will not only spread rumors to Dongxu, but also to you, and this courtyard will be in a mess. Just mess around here by yourself, I'm going back!"

Qin Huairu said this helplessly, and then took Qin Jingru home.

"Old hag, stop causing trouble, or I'll beat you up again. I wonder if there's anyone from the security department who will come to rescue you tonight!"

He Daqing also looked at Jia Zhang with a gloomy face. Rumors would fly everywhere again because of her making such a fuss. She, Jia Zhang, was an old hag and it didn't matter how embarrassed she was. But Sha Zhu was going to get married and there couldn't be any trouble at this time!

"If you dare, come and hit me if you have the guts!"

Jia Zhang stopped twisting her body and stared at He Daqing.

He Daqing didn't say anything. He rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Jia Zhang.

"I am a magnanimous person and I won't bother with you!"

Seeing that He Daqing was really going to hit her, although Jia Zhang refused to admit defeat, she was quick to get up and trotted back home.

"Okay, everyone go back. I'm sorry about what happened tonight. My He family will be hosting a banquet on Sunday, so just remember to come and eat!"

He Daqing was relieved to see the annoying old woman leave. If it was not necessary, he did not want to confront Jia Zhang. After all, Jia Zhang was like a dog-skin plaster, which was difficult to tear off once it stuck.

Lin Fan and Fang Meng, the two instigators, hid their achievements and fame, then went home with a smirk. The farce caused by Lin Fan finally came to an end.

Chapter 298: Mountain and Sea Monument Recognizes Its Master

"Xiao'e, why are you in our house? When did you come?"

Lin Fan and Fang Meng closed the door and prepared to return to their portable little world to rest, but were surprised to find that Lou Xiao'e had arrived at their house without them knowing when.

"Just now when everyone was gathered at the door of Shazhu's house to watch the fun, I sneaked over here!"

Lou Xiao'e said to Fang Meng with a smile.

"So you didn't see the excitement just now? Isn't that a bit of a pity?"

Fang Meng felt a little sorry for Lou Xiao'e when she heard that. Such a lively event like the one just now was rare, and if she missed it, she would miss it again.

"What's so regrettable about this? The people in this courtyard have always been calculating and tossing each other around. Today I watch the excitement of Sha Zhu, and tomorrow I watch the excitement of Jia Zhang. I'm used to it. It doesn't matter whether I watch the excitement or not."

Lou Xiao'e didn't care. She was the daughter of a wealthy family and felt that life was life. Even if people didn't communicate with each other, it was fine as long as they lived their own lives well. This was better than the neighborhood relationships in the courtyard where people were deceitful and jealous of each other's well-being.

"Xiao'e, most families in this courtyard don't have enough food or warm clothes, so the relationship with neighbors is not important to them. As long as they can get an advantage, it's fine. As long as they can improve their food, it's more real than anything else. Even if they can't get any benefits, as long as they can see the neighbors having fun, it's a thing worth being happy about. After all, they themselves are not doing well, so naturally they can't bear to see others doing well. If others are not doing well, then they will be happy."

Lin Fan sighed. Lou Xiao'e was still a little naive and inexperienced. She had never experienced the harsh treatment of society and was naturally not used to the deceitful neighborhood relationships.

"Forget it. I'll just pretend that the other neighbors don't exist. Isn't it enough that there are only two of you good neighbors in this yard? But I'm worried that if I keep coming to your house, other neighbors will gossip about me."

Lou Xiao'e was quite good at relieving her stress. Since she couldn't get along well with her neighbors, she might as well just stop getting along with them. Anyway, she seldom dealt with those beasts. However, there were many people in the courtyard, and the aunts and grandmas liked to gossip. She was worried that she would bring trouble to Lin Fan if she always came to the Lin family.

"System, give me a solution."

Hearing this, Lin Fan silently called the system in his heart.

……

"System, wake up! I know you are alive. Answer me!"

"Foolish host, why are you calling on the great system?"

"Don't play dumb with me. You know what I want to ask."

"How would I know if you don't tell me."

"As a system, isn't it normal for you to spy on the host's mind? Tell me the solution quickly."