How come you're also my ex-girlfriend?

If it were Wen Xueyu, she would have blushed with embarrassment long ago, but this is Sister Yao, a tough woman who is ready to show you her big knife at any time.

Have you had breakfast?

The two got out of the car; a thin fog had risen this morning.

It looks like a pleasant, sunny day is on the horizon.

Jiang Yiyao got out of the car, glanced at Xu Yan, and asked, "When you asked that question, I knew you hadn't eaten breakfast." Xu Yan also glanced at her and said, "I knew you hadn't eaten breakfast when you asked that question."

"Nonsense, why would I ask you this if I ate it!" the girl said irritably.

Xu Yan stared wide-eyed at Jiang Yiyao with a look of disappointment. "Couldn't you just be concerned about my health because you didn't eat breakfast?"

"I care about your health?"

"Jiang Yiyao, I have become extremely incontinent with you."

"Then you should go to the hospital and get it checked out!"

"Oh, it's disappointment."

"You're crazy, so are you going to eat it or not?"

"What should we eat... shall we split the bill?" Xu Yan asked with a grin.

Jiang Yiyao sighed helplessly, "How about I treat you to a meal?"

"Why didn't you say so earlier? I wanted to eat at Haidilao."

"Screw you! Are you out of your mind to eat Haidilao this early in the morning? Handmade noodles and rice noodles, take it or leave it."

"Eat, eat, eat! How can we not give Sister Yao face when she's treating? Let's go!"

The two arrived at a handmade noodle shop not far from the school gate.

Because it's close to the school, it's mostly students eating breakfast there, and the prices are reasonable and not excessively expensive.

Jiang Yiyao ordered a bowl of handmade dry noodles, while Xu Yan ordered handmade soup noodles.

"I'll go save a seat. Could you get me some chopsticks and, oh, and also get me a bowl of seaweed soup?"

Xu Yan turned to look at her. "Why are you so fussy? Why didn't I go and reserve a spot?"

Jiang Yiyao glared at him, "It's my treat!"

"Oh, I almost forgot, sorry Sister Yao."

"...I give up."

Regardless of the taste, this noodle shop does a good job of maintaining hygiene; chopsticks are generally kept in a separate sterilizing cabinet.

Xu Yan first went to open the sterilizer to get the chopsticks. There was a strange rule: no matter how many times she came, she always pulled the wrong side when opening the sterilizer.

It looks like it can be opened from either side.

When Xu Yan finally managed to open the sterilizer cabinet for the second time and took out two pairs of chopsticks, she asked, "Xu Yan, could you get me one pair?"

A soft and sweet voice appeared.

Xu Yan subconsciously turned his head and saw a girl wearing the same school uniform staring at him with wide eyes.

Xu Yan did indeed know the other person; she was a girl named Chen Nuan in his class. His first impression of her was that she was pretty, although not as stunning as Jiang Yiyao... but still top-notch among her peers.

However, I don't recall the two having much interaction, and they didn't even add each other as friends.

It wasn't anything particularly difficult, and since the door wasn't closed yet, Xu Yan took the opportunity to pull out a pair of shoes and hand them to the other person.

Chen Nuan smiled beautifully, "Thank you."

"fine."

Xu Yan closed the door and walked towards the place where the soup was served.

I walked over there, bent down to pick up the bowl, and before I could even straighten up completely, I heard a sound from the side.

"Take this bowl."

He heard a familiar voice and looked up. It was Chen Nuan again, handing him a bowl of soup.

Hanging in mid-air, it seemed inappropriate not to take it, so Xu Yan took it without hesitation.

I said thank you, and the other person smiled and said it was no problem.

Xu Yan turned around and found Jiang Yiyao's seat.

He didn't take this incident seriously; it was perfectly normal, and his modeling deserved such treatment, so there was no need to worry about it too much.

Xu Yan will never again do things like misinterpreting other people's actions, making unfounded assumptions, or overthinking things.

Jiang Yiyao squinted at Xu Yan, who had sat back down, and asked, "Did you run into your old flame just now?"

Xu Yan looked at her irritably. "What old flame? We're just classmates. Be polite. What, are you jealous?"

"I'll eat your...you motherfucker!"

She got agitated while talking, little Hajiyao, it's really clumsy.

Xu Yan was getting vinegar and chili peppers to eat when he suddenly heard a sound from behind him.

"We seemed to be having a good chat. I was wondering why you didn't reply to my messages last night; you were busy chatting with someone else, right?"

It was a male voice, sounding like he was suppressing his anger.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean."

This voice sounds even more familiar, like it was just now...

"You know exactly what I mean, haha, you can't even resist eating breakfast, huh? Don't think I don't know what you're like just because we're not in the same class. My friends all say..."

"If you trust your friends so much, you might as well just listen to them and we break up. That would be much better than you wasting your breath talking to me here."

"Chen Nuan, you're finally giving up the act, aren't you!"

"You've been talking nonsense and being self-righteous."

"I'm arrogant?!"

"..."

Xu Yan frowned slightly, while Jiang Yiyao looked at him with a gloating expression.

"Do you feel it when you're about to get hit?"

……

Chapter 93 The Walking Succubus (Second Update!)

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Xu Yan: ?

No, you fucking bastard!

What does this have to do with me?

I was just helping someone get a pair of chopsticks, and it just so happened that a young couple was having relationship problems, and that's how I became a succubus? If I went abroad and a war broke out there, would I become a walking fuse?

Brother Tongzi, don't go too far!

When Jiang Yiyao said this, Xu Yan didn't take it seriously because he really didn't think he had any problem.

They didn't say more than ten words from beginning to end, and there was practically no eye contact. What does your lack of a strong relationship have to do with me?

However, things seem to be escalating further from the rear.

"What are you doing? Sit down, don't embarrass yourself!"

"Have you disgraced yourself? You did something like this and you blame me for being disgraced? Are you protecting others?"

"Dai Jiajun!"

Xu Yan was quite certain that he had never heard of the name that Chen Nuan had called out.

But it seemed like the footsteps were getting closer to her, and Jiang Yiyao, who was slowly preparing to eat, frowned slightly and looked up.

Xu Yan turned her head, and the boy named Dai Jiajun was already standing beside her.

He was looking down at himself. "Dude, you're pretty good-looking. You're just here to seduce other people's girlfriends, right?"

That first sentence made Xu Yan laugh in anger.

The noodle shop had already attracted the attention of many people. Watching the excitement is always the most popular group activity, and a group of people always have the utmost enthusiasm and interest in things that don't concern them.

Of course, the best kind of fun is the less-than-good kind.

After all, as long as the person suffering isn't themselves, and the tragic events don't happen to them, they can always watch with a sense of schadenfreude.

For Xu Yan, this was of course an undeserved disaster, and it had nothing to do with him in the first place.

However, while he can tolerate some misunderstandings, it doesn't mean he should endure unwarranted accusations under the gaze of so many people.

So Xu Yan put down his chopsticks and stood up, instantly towering over Dai Jiajun, who was only 1.75 meters tall.

"We don't know each other, so I advise you not to say anything reckless."

Faced with Xu Yan's imposing presence, Dai Jiajun immediately wanted to back down.

But having already come this far, and with no room for retreat, he forcefully overcame his instinctive cowardice.

His face flushed red, and veins appeared on his neck and forehead.

"I'm talking nonsense? You think I didn't see you two flirting just now? You dare to do it but not admit it, huh!"

"Hehe." Xu Yan couldn't help but laugh out loud.

I thought I was amazing enough, but I never imagined there were so many amazing people in this world.

If you came to me yourself, don't blame me for being blunt.