How come you're also my ex-girlfriend?

An Lulu:?

Where did the car come from in the classroom? That's crazy!

She took a deep breath, then looked at Xu Yan and asked, "Have you signed up for the sports meet?"

"...Class monitor, please come in."

Xu Yan immediately stood up and made way for him.

Wen Xueyu, who was watching the commotion from across Ye Shutong, widened her eyes: As expected of the class monitor, she really knows how to deal with him!

As soon as An Lulu sat down, Xu Yan sat down again, and a form was slapped onto Xu Yan's desk.

Xu Yan: ?

An Lulu pushed up her round-framed glasses: "I'm not kidding you, with your great physique, you definitely have to sign up."

Hey!

Xu Yan was thinking of asking Zhang Zhiwen for the contact information for the cutting surgery, and wondered if the third one could also be half price.

The boy scratched his head. "I haven't decided which program to apply for yet. I'll wait and see."

"Hurry up, or I'll just pick one for you."

An Lulu took back the form and began to focus on her own things.

Evening self-study time was approaching, and Xu Yan didn't think too much about it. What if a mission came up while he was waiting?

The night passed quickly, and finally it was time to relax. Jiang Yiyao and Xiao Lili were going home late tonight, so Xu Yan boarded the bus home by himself.

After a comfortable shower, Xu Yan was already preparing to go straight to sleep in this weather.

I wonder if the feeling of having something left undone before going to sleep is a medical condition.

Until the phone screen lights up.

Xu Yan instinctively looked over, only to see Shen Yourong's message.

He then realized that he had indeed overlooked something.

Cute photos?

Let the bros see just how cute she really is!

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It is indeed a selfie, but the phone's camera seems to be not very good, as it is slightly blurry.

The background behind is not visible.

What's remarkable is that Shen Yourong took off her glasses, placed her hand on her cheek, and made a slightly shy peace sign.

They are indeed quite cute.

But something seems off?

Xu Yan looked down a little and finally noticed something was wrong.

She wasn't wearing her school uniform jacket, just a tank top.

So, is that deep scar... real or fake?

Oh? There's a clever little touch!

……

Chapter 92 You can't even resist having breakfast, huh?

Xu Yan is a little confused now.

All I asked her to do was send a cute selfie; I didn't even have any requirements about her outfit, just her basic expression.

So what exactly is the meaning behind this tank top? Was it an accident, or was it intentional?

Xu Yan placed both hands on the phone screen to prove his innocence and seriously examined the other party's clever trick.

Damn... full and round, with no signs of sagging, the deep cleavage looks like you could bury yourself in it.

Isn't that a bit too perverted?

I thought about it for a long time.

Xu Yan really wanted to question the other party about whether they were deliberately testing him.

But... after all, Shen Yourong has such an introverted personality. If I say something seriously strange, wouldn't that undermine her confidence in taking the first step?

So I typed:

Good, continue tomorrow.

Ugh.

I hate that I'm a kind, sunny boy!

Shen Yourong replied very quickly.

[Doesn't it look pretty good...?]

Xu Yan: ?

What's wrong with it?

If I post this directly to the class group now, believe me, you'll get plenty of planes and cannons (i.e., a lot of attention).

Of course, Xu Yan couldn't express himself so directly.

Xu Yan: [Do you think I have masochistic tendencies? Do you think I like modifying decorative knives?]

Shen Yourong: [That's not what I meant...]

Xu Yan: [Then why should I ask you to send me a selfie if I think it looks bad?]

Shen Yourong's typing continued for a long time, about two full minutes, before she finally sent a message.

【I...】

I thought you were just being kind and wanted to encourage me...

They're quite outspoken, though.

Although Xu Yan does not deny that he is indeed a kind and good person, to say that this is the only reason would be pure fabrication.

So Xu Yan typed: 【You can think that way, but you still have to send it tomorrow, until you stop using my meal card.】

This time, Shen Yourong sent a cat nodding emoji first.

So innocent and adorable, it's as if you can see a pure little girl looking at her phone through the screen, her eyes lighting up.

Shen Yourong: [Okay~]

The conversation ended quickly, and Xu Yan put down her phone, falling into a perfect sleep with nothing on her mind.

Unbeknownst to them, in a far corner of the same city, a girl was looking at her phone's calendar, constantly calculating the dates.

……

"You know we have a monthly exam this week, right?"

On the bus, Jiang Yiyao whispered to the boy next to her as the new day began.

Jiang Yiyao didn't manage to get a good spot today, and she was too lazy to wear headphones. If her headphones accidentally fell off in a place like this, picking them up would be a real hassle, so she simply decided not to wear them.

"I know... Why are you suddenly bringing this up? Do you want me to help you cheat?"

Holding the handrail with one hand and putting the other hand in his pocket, with his backpack slung across his shoulder, Xu Yan thought his pose was incredibly cool.

Even if the FIFA characters from "You Are the Apple of My Eye" were here, they wouldn't be anything special.

Jiang Yiyao rolled her eyes at the boy beside her, annoyed. "Are you out of your mind? Do I need you to help me cheat? I'm just reminding you that you're about to lose a bet."

"You still remember?" Xu Yan said, as if recalling something, narrowing his eyes to scrutinize the girl beside him. "Are you so eager for me to lick you?"

"Aren't you disgusting?"

Jiang Yiyao poked Xu Yan in the waist with her elbow, which was more serious than Wen Xueyu's playful punches, so Xu Yan often suspected that Jiang Yiyao had violent tendencies.

She's the type who, after getting married, would lock herself in a room and beat her husband.

"You think you can surpass me? Dream on! Just wait and see, I don't even know what I'll ask for."

Xu Yan chuckled, "Don't overthink it. My question with you was whether I could surpass you before the end of this semester, not this time. Don't think I can't remember and am just changing my words."

Jiang Yiyao was a little disappointed that she hadn't managed to intimidate the other person, but it didn't matter. In her mind, it was already a done deal. To surpass her grades in just one semester? That was a pipe dream!

But for Xu Yan, this was by no means a pipe dream. Jiang Yiyao's grades were better than his, but not ridiculously so. There were only so many points, so the room for improvement was limited. Perhaps with just the right opportunity and a little bit of luck, he could surpass her by a narrow margin.

Then again, so what if she lost? What other outrageous demands could she possibly make? At worst, she could just use her body.

Are you going to participate in the sports meet next week?

Jiang Yiyao brought up the matter again, and Xu Yan felt that his modeling was still a bit over the mark.

Not only is he handsome, but he is also considered an athlete.

Why are you suddenly asking this?

"Because you participated in it when you were in junior high school, right? I remember you were really good at running."

Xu Yan waved his hand dismissively, "It's been so long... We'll see. This time they say some leaders are coming to inspect our work, so I might be forced to attend."

"That's good. It will deplete your hormones and passion, preventing you from doing anything that harms society."

Xu Yan: ?

"Come to my room tonight and teach me a good lesson about what constitutes harming society."

"Okay, wash your neck and wait for me."

Xu Yan: ...

Look, this is Haji Yao.