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The next day was a holiday!

However, Li Ge can no longer go home. He can only visit Xiao Lola when he has free time, or take advantage of the holidays to rush B in the virtual arena and indulge in online gaming for a few days.

Yi Lian went back to making money, while Li Ge waited for his good friend, who was like a money tree, to bring back good news.

Valerie and Xiaoye were moving today, and the dormitory they chose was just across the street from Li Ge and the others. They also planned to completely transform the yard into a farm after cleaning the new dormitory.

Li Ge grows vegetables in her dormitory and fruit in their yard. They will only need to buy meat from the supermarket, and everything else can be produced and sold by themselves.

Yilian originally wanted to help, but the two refused.

Meanwhile, yesterday at the hotpot, we were also discussing the Noble Phantasm "Ji Chushi Biao". The effect of this Noble Phantasm is too overpowered. It is an ultimate single-target hard control, like unleashing a boundless void. If used on others, it is very likely that the massive amount of information poured in could directly burn out their brains.

However, Xiaoye said that she would still go back to her hometown after she finished her work. She would take the opportunity to see who she didn't like and give them a "Boundless Might" attack. It would also be a test of the effect of this team-shared Noble Phantasm.

The group agreed, but all reminded the girl to be careful.

"Speaking of which, after the experiment is over, can I have some fun with myself? I really want to clear my head," Xiaoye finally said.

Then it was unanimously rejected. But why is this girl so "shrewd"? And what is the situation in her hometown? How could such a girl be born?

Li Ge couldn't understand it, but he would definitely refuse. The indoctrination of this thing would probably completely destroy his personality. After all, his own memories were nothing compared to the hundreds of years of civilization and history of the Han Dynasty.

If the brain can't process this information, it will be overwhelmed by the information from the big man and become an idiot.

However, that's the good thing about this Noble Phantasm. It requires the consent of four people to use. If even one person refuses, it cannot be used, which is why it is a team Noble Phantasm.

When Li Ge went out in the morning, she saw that the door to the dormitory across the street was already open, guessing that Valerie and Xiao Ye had already started moving their things.

I'll help when I get back; the most important thing right now is...

I can finally get another magical weapon custom-made!

The midterm exam scholarship was awarded, 200 points. With some money I had saved and the copyright revenue from Yilian, I had raised more than 1000 points. I also kept some to send to Lola.

He immediately got up, went to the mall to buy a bottle of dwarven smuggled wine, and then rushed to the blacksmith's workshop to see the magical Egg.

When Li Ge visited today, the old dwarf didn't seem busy. He just had a bottle of wine, a plate of snacks, and was passing the time watching something like a movie.

"Hey bro, got some free time today? Look, I've got you some work to do." Li Ge chuckled as he handed the Dwarven Moonbrew to the magical Aiger. The old dwarf smiled instantly and said, "You've got the forging authority for magical weapons again, kid?"

“No, this time I’ve accumulated enough points to order another one.” Li Ge said. He really liked the Joker gun that the old dwarf had made for him last time. It was arguably his strongest weapon under normal circumstances.

Now that he has offensive equipment, he wants to choose a defensive piece of equipment, or a speed-type piece of equipment.

"Wow, how did you accumulate 1000 points so quickly? That's impressive." The old dwarf looked at Li Ge in astonishment and jumped off the stool.

Li Ge discovered that this man was so short that he couldn't even sit directly on the stool; he had to jump up, and then jump down again when he got off.

Indeed, this world is still too unfriendly to dwarves.

But where did the 1000 points come from...?

Li Ge laughed it off, saying it was just a little hardship and that they should talk about custom-made magical weapons.

However, it seems that even for an old dwarf, 1000 points is not a small number. This makes Li Ge even more surprised that Yi Lian can make money. Is the idol economy really this profitable?

And is my own face really that valuable? I don't see it.

"By the way, kid, what kind of magical weaponry do you want this time?" The old dwarf began to show runes and various designs of magical weapons.

"Brother, could you make a prop similar to a belt or a wristwatch, so that when I tap the belt or activate the wristwatch, a magical armor covering my entire body will instantly appear?" Li Ge stated his request.

Yes, for details, please refer to Kamen Rider or Armor Hero.

Last time he chose to attack, so this time he will naturally choose defense or speed. He has been wanting to cosplay as Armor Hero for a long time and has been dreaming about it.

Amazing Egg: "..."

"Space compression technology?" the old dwarf asked in confusion.

"Um, I don't know exactly what it is, but can it be made? I really want this stuff, I dream about it!" Li Ge said, taking out a second bottle of Dwarf Private Brew and handing it to the old man.

"I remember your Noble Phantasm is an intelligence-related one, right? You should be going for an intelligence-focused build, so armor that increases defense is clearly not suitable for your role. Take my advice and choose an escape or stealth-related one instead," the old dwarf earnestly advised.

Li Ge immediately thought of Xiao Ye's Shadow Cloak. When she wore it, she became indistinguishable from animals, and combined with her ability to enter the shadows, she was virtually invincible. However, her team already had a stealth-type magical weapon, and Xiao Ye's Noble Phantasm could also hide people in the shadows, so she didn't need it.

As for Valerie, she already has a full set of magical heavy armor and doesn't need any armor-type items... can that be the same?

"Brother, brother, I want Armor Hero! I want to transform!" Li Ge said.

"Alright, alright, as you wish. But how about this, I'll make you a set of armor designed for speed and escape?" the old dwarf said.

Chapter 96 Masked Armor Joker

Li Ge was overjoyed.

He actually understood that even if he customized his own armor, it would probably only be slightly better than Valerie's ancestral iron can knight's armor.

After all, her knight armor was also a magical weapon, and it even contained the story and history of her ancestor, the holy knight. It could even be considered a half-fake Noble Phantasm. Although it wasn't a perfect fit for her, the custom-made armor was probably not as effective as that one.

What suits him best is still escaping and speed, since he now operates on the principle of hitting and running away, and using cunning and trickery to deceive people.

When the old dwarf said he could grant both wishes at once, Li Ge immediately became happy.

Speed-type armor, geared towards escaping. Since it's all speed-type, why don't I just use high speed to take down all the enemies?

A certain General Duanmu once said, "Even if you run, I won't let you go."

That is his Hurricane Armor form, which can overwhelm enemies with its speed.

Li Ge immediately started rubbing his hands together like flies. Then, the amazing Aiger directly took out a rough outline of the armor structure and asked, "Take a look and see what style of armor you want. I can help you choose and fit it."

Then came a thick booklet of armor designs, several hundred pages long, which dazzled Li Ge, leaving him overwhelmed with choices.

"This is it!" In the end, Li Ge chose a suit of armor that looked obviously like an insect exoskeleton.

The armor, resembling the nimble exoskeleton of an insect, thrilled Li Ge. After all, with a cape and a motorcycle, this style would perfectly cosplay a certain locust rider.

“Oh, you have a good eye. This thing is designed based on the exoskeleton structure of the breeding swarm, which was once the third great natural disaster. However, in some worlds that have been ravaged by the swarm, it might cause the other side to exhale in response. Is that alright?” the old dwarf asked, after all, this thing also involves some historical factors.

"The third natural disaster?" Li Ge scratched his head in confusion.

"Yes, the swarms once ravaged the land for an unknown period of time, causing unimaginable losses and disasters, even leaving countless places barren. There must be a reason why the enemy is so strong, and this design was created to deal with the swarms, and it is also a mecha design that imitates the streamlined biological shape of the swarms." The old dwarf explained the history of the academy to Li Ge.

"Later, these machines were retired, but their designs were preserved and became the insectoid armor you see today, continuing to shine." The old dwarf downed a bottle of wine in one gulp, recounting the history of ancient times.

Li Ge nodded in agreement. After all, to him, these little stories were like the tales of his grandfather, the Emperor, who used a stone to shatter the four evil gods. He was happy to give the armor more cultural and historical depth.

After all, according to the school, besides the path of turning a dream into a counterfeit Noble Phantasm, items and magical weapons that reflect their own stories and great achievements may also be upgraded to Noble Phantasms.

Take Valerie's ancestral armor, for example. Perhaps because it has been passed down for generations, it is gradually evolving into a counterfeit Noble Phantasm. Although it has only just begun, there are already signs of this.

"This armor also meets your requirements. The Swarm Armor is usually designed to maximize adaptability and speed. At the same time, due to the principle of biomimicry, this armor is very lightweight and comfortable to wear, as if you are not wearing a layer of armor, but rather growing your own exoskeleton." The old dwarf smiled, jumped onto the stool, looked up at Li Ge, and flipped to the enchantment page again for Li Ge to choose from.

Li Ge almost lost her composure again, after all, even standing on the stool, the old dwarf was still not as tall as her.

You mustn't laugh, you absolutely mustn't laugh! If you laugh out loud, your armor will be ruined!

"As for enchanting, are there any requirements?" the old dwarf asked, pointing to the runes.

"We'll see how it goes. Escape, concealment, fast movement, anything goes. Oh, and bro, design something extra for the faceplate to fit my mask." With a thought, the clown mask instantly appeared on Li Ge's face.

For now, the clown mask feels just like skin to me; wearing it doesn't cause any discomfort or strangeness.

Li Ge had even neurotically tested it before, and so far even the Joker's six-in-one fusion bomb couldn't leave any mark on the Joker mask.

This happened when Li Ge was in the FPS instance of the virtual arena. He almost got headshot once, and when the opponent's bullet hit the clown mask, it bounced off. Just as the opponent was wondering if there was something wrong with his gun, Li Ge instantly retaliated and shot him.

He then tested it and found that the clown mask itself was incredibly strong; at least, Li Ge's strongest penetrating attack couldn't leave any damage.

“That’s easy. Let me see. What do you think of this function? Pseudo-space travel?” the old dwarf said, pointing to a rune.

Li Ge's eyes widened immediately. Really? Magical weapons have spatial teleportation capabilities?

However, Li Ge calmed down after seeing the runes.

It turned out that it wasn't the kind of space travel like Kamui that I had imagined, but rather a weaker version of Flying Thunder God Technique. It involved connecting to the destination via psionic threads shot from the wrist, and then instantly teleporting to the area connected by the psionic threads.

Furthermore, due to the runes, the maximum length of this psionic thread is 200 meters, and there can only be a maximum of two threads at the same time.

In other words, the Flying Thunder God Technique can only be used twice consecutively within a radius of 200 meters, with the user as the maximum. After using it twice, the user must wait for the armor to reclaim the psionic threads or for new threads to be generated, which takes about 30 seconds.

No, isn't this already very strong?

A weaker version of Flying Thunder God, but it still has the ability to teleport. Shooting out threads is just like throwing Flying Thunder God kunai. At the same time, its disadvantages are also obvious: it can only be used twice, and the threads can be blocked by obstacles.

However, none of this diminishes the power of these two extra flashes, and the flash distance is a full 200 meters!

However, this is not actually a teleportation; it's more like a grappling hook, a kind of spatial teleportation, but it's powerful enough nonetheless.

"Great! Bro, I want this one!" Li Ge immediately took a liking to the enchantment ability and the changes it brought to the entire armor.

"As for the style of the armor, normally it's a belt, and it can quickly transform into full-body armor, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Then, let's name it Masked Armor Joker!"

Chapter 97 Inherent Domain

“Alright, come pick up your equipment in seven days. By the way, you guys are on a long holiday, right? Then you can probably come and pick it up the day you return to school,” the old dwarf said.

After completing a series of customizations and fine-tunings, Li Ge left the forging department in high spirits.

Before leaving, Li Ge briefly mentioned that his friend was also planning to order a magical weapon in a few days and asked his brother to help him choose one.

He then left to pick up little Lola and take the little one to the virtual arena for a whole day of fun.

The old dwarf smiled and took another sip of wine. This kid knows how to get along with people and is also capable. Many people can't even save up 1000 points before graduation, and even when they graduate, they are pitiful and don't have a single magical item.

This kid has only been here a few days and he's already accumulated so many points. That's impressive.

The old man smiled and prepared to go and forge the prototype of the armor.

However, if he knew that Li Ge's points were all earned by selling his face, combined with Yi Lian's advanced mimicry to create beautiful pictures for sale, he probably wouldn't have said that.

Not long after Li Ge left, Yi Lian, who had already completed the follow-up development of the "Scumbag Li Ge" IP, also came to the forging department. He had the magical Aiger's contact information and was about to come over to customize magical weapons.

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