No matter what, they were comrades who had gone through life and death together.

"We were talking about the school's top freshman, that scumbag Li Ge." To everyone's surprise, the senior didn't turn around, but directly spoke up for Valerie.

In that instant, Valerie felt as if her expression were as abstract as the famous painting "The Scream".

Li Ge, who was in the distance, was stunned. When did he become a scumbag? He definitely had to go and see what was going on.

He walked up with his hands in his pockets, his golden eyes gleaming, and an air of utter disdain.

Valerie: "..."

Don't blame me if you get beaten up later!

Even though they were dozens of meters apart, Li Ge fell silent for a moment after seeing the poster.

"What's wrong? Why is your face so sweaty?" the bespectacled senior asked. "Are you feeling unwell?"

Valerie was sweating even more.

When the senior student was full of questions, she turned around to check on the junior student's teammates and asked them to take her to the hospital to see how she was doing. The moment she turned her head, Valerie was so terrified that she almost screamed.

However, nothing happened.

Valerie paused for a moment, then turned her head and saw that Li Ge was wearing a clown mask, with only his mouth showing, completely obscuring his face.

Valerie: "..."

"I'm sorry, senior, my teammates have caused you trouble," Li Ge said, walking over and grabbing Valerie's arm guard. As he spoke, Li Ge examined the poster more closely.

Li Ge: "..."

He finally understood why dozens of female seniors were adding him as a friend every day during that period. It turned out that he had been put up for matchmaking!

Who's there? Come out and fight me one-on-one!

The bespectacled senior looked at Li Ge and asked with a hint of doubt, "Okay, junior, by the way, what's your name?"

“My name is Hakimi, senior, just call me Hakimi…” Li Ge smiled and immediately dragged Valerie away.

"Okay, junior Hakimi, be careful in the future, don't let your teammates get played by that scumbag Li Ge. By the way, junior, do you have a girlfriend?"

Li Ge: "..."

After a sweaty conversation, Li Ge finally dragged Xiao Ye back to the group.

Then the four people, who had been having a lively time, quietly left with shifty eyes.

Along the way, Li Ge also went to the matchmaking corner to check, but this time he did not find his matchmaking introduction.

Then when he searched for "www.黎歌是渣男.com", he actually entered the site, and he was curious to see what kind of bizarre and grotesque scenes were inside.

Then he saw on the homepage a picture of himself lying in bed, wearing only a shirt with a deep V-neck that went all the way up to his abs. His face looked hazy, as if he had just woken up, exuding an alluring cuteness.

Like a little puppy waiting to be cared for.

Li Ge: "..."

What kind of female-oriented game art style is this protagonist?!

Was I put into some kind of female-oriented corner of the wood?

Furthermore, it's impossible for me to own this outfit, nor could I possibly have such a lewd and provocative expression!

It's not just this picture; the homepage rotates through them. There are pictures of artsy young people wearing scarves and gazing at the night sky, pictures of people shirtless, showing off their perfect abs and toned midsections while sweating it out in a weight training room, and pictures of people drinking coffee and looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle...

There were even images of themselves in a virtual arena, fully equipped with tactical gear, fighting against enemies...

The website is called "Li Ge is a Scumbag," but it's full of his own beautiful pictures, with all sorts of crazy comments below, like "Baby is so handsome," "Baby is so cute," and "Baby, come let Mommy hug you."

It's so spicy it hurts my eyes...

Also, these people do seem to be me, but I don't own any of the clothes on these!

Another point is that my own fashion sense isn't that great.

My favorite outfit is a pure black trench coat with tactical pants, sneakers, and a single-sided black-rimmed glasses to conceal the lion's eyes.

She even wanted to wear a yellow and purple trench coat and swagger around the academy, letting others see her superb sense of style.

Holy crap, is that super artsy, puppy-like guy in the picture really me?

Oh no, I've become a stand-in!

Then, it wasn't just their own pictures; many female seniors started sharing sweet, "older woman-younger man" romance stories with a cute younger man named Li Ge. Li Ge glanced at one...

"puff!"

"Li Ge, what's wrong? Li Ge, please don't let anything happen to you, what will we eat if you die?" Valerie immediately supported Li Ge, who seemed to be about to faint.

Li Ge: "..."

He finally calmed down and saw Li Ge in the article say a wonderful line: "Get up, my love."

He's dying...

This website even has sections for sadomasochism, beautiful pictures, life logs, and dating games...

Li Ge: "..."

I want to report this! I'm going to report it to the principal! I'm going to report the principal!

Who else? Who came up with such an eerie and abstract thing?!

Li Ge immediately glared at Yi Lian, and then saw her roommate shrink back and go off to cosplay as a headless knight.

Good! The treacherous minister has already shown himself!

Just you wait, I'm going to give your contact information to ten thousand elementary school students!

"Li Ge, do you believe me? I only posted a picture of myself cosplaying as you, do you believe me?" Yi Lian explained.

"You call this cosplay? No way!" Li Ge really wanted to raise his hands to the sky and have a real-life Street Fighter match to beat up his roommate!

“You can’t beat me…” Yi Lian explained.

Chapter 95 Let's grow bigger and stronger together!

Li Ge calmed down instantly. He suddenly remembered that the Ripple Variant Elf race could forcibly change the gender of others, and that's when he calmed down.

As for whether or not Yilian can win...

In terms of physical fitness, I, a hybrid human, am far inferior to Yilian, an elemental spirit. Leaving aside spiritual power, Yilian's elemental spirit form could at least fight 10 times my strength, and that's not an exaggeration.

Elemental spirits are a race whose basic attributes are second only to dragons, and comparable to trolls, high elves, and berserkers. Even if magic is banned, attacking them would probably be as easy as Tyson beating up a college student.

Currently, both he and Yilian are Rank 2 beginner mages, so there's no difference in that aspect. As for their special weapons...

His Lion Eyes were useless in the live-action Street Fighter, and the Joker Mask didn't grant him any new abilities at school. If he were to fight here, he would most likely be beaten to his knees by Yi Lian and then forcibly transformed into Xiao Nan Liang...

"Okay! Okay! Okay!" After a chaotic scene, Li Ge fell silent. Perhaps he would have to wear a clown mask every time he went out in the future.

“This thing generates income…” Yi Lian continued, “Downloading or using these beautiful pictures requires points…and uploading angst stories and playing virtual reality romance games also require points.”

Li Ge: "..."

"How much do you earn?" Li Ge suddenly asked.

"So far, I've earned almost 4000 points, and I've received about 1800 of them," Yi Lian continued.

Li Ge gasped. Despite being the top freshman, an excellent student, receiving subsidies from the Blue Dormitory, and other subsidies, she had only earned less than 500 points in the past half semester.

Among the expenses, including food and supporting her niece Lola, she could only be described as living a comfortable life. She had enough points but couldn't spend them lavishly. She never expected that her roommate would earn so much money without saying a word!

Damn it, how come I didn't know my face could make so much money?

"Give me 40%! And I'll authorize you!" Li Ge gritted her teeth and stated her demand.

"Deal!" Yi Lian transferred 700 points to Li Ge in an instant without hesitation.

"Deal!" Li Ge grinned and immediately accepted the 700 points, rubbing his hands together like a fly.

Once the scholarship for the next midterm exam arrives, I'll be able to gather another 1000 points and go to the amazing Aiger to customize a magical weapon!

Making money? No shame in it!

Li Ge would be laughing in his sleep if he could trade his face for a magical weapon.

“So, from now on, you’ll have to give me 40% of all the profits you receive. In return, I’ll grant you full rights to my image,” Li Ge added.

"Otherwise?" Yilian retorted.

"It's a pleasure to work with you!" Li Ge extended his palm.

"Happy cooperation!"

"Clap!" The two high-fived and burst into laughter like Shiba Inus.

Valerie and Xiaoye were standing to the side...

These two are beyond saving; they've started trying to sell their integrity for points to make ill-gotten gains.

"Good brother, from now on you are Li Ge! And I am Hakimi!" Li Ge immediately put on the clown mask. At worst, he would just wear a mask when he went out. He could tolerate this little thing and get a magical weapon in return!

"Okay, from now on I'll use your face to sell more beauty photos, and together we'll make it bigger and stronger!"

"Ness!"

Li Ge smiled.

This income is continuous, and who knows, I might earn even more of this ill-gotten wealth in the future. Maybe in a few months I'll be able to scrape together enough money for another magical weapon, and then I'll be a rich man and equip myself with magical weapons from head to toe!

Throwing a widow is the only reason to become king!

As for the fact that his face became a disfigurement to the male protagonist, and that he debuted as an idol in order to get money to buy equipment, it was just a little hardship before becoming a king.

Valerie, Xiaoye: "..."

There are idiots who spend money to buy high-quality fake photos of these two people and even react to them. I'll laugh at them for the rest of my life.

Holy crap, how come there are so many rich princesses and young ladies in school! These two bastards' pictures, which are just scams, can sell for so much money. They never expected that.

Perhaps Xiaoye and Valerie were oversimplifying things. There are countless princesses, rich girls, and noble ladies in this school. It's quite possible that someone you pass by inconspicuously is actually a princess or prince of some empire.

This is quite normal.

Thus, the website and a series of future plans were officially finalized at this time.

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