Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Perhaps Sherlock's words opened Pandora's box, because after Sherlock's abrupt shout, the contest between Zhao Weike and Hawkeye took a completely unpredictable turn.

Zhao Weike: "I dare to eat shit!"

Hawkeye: "Bullshit! If you dare to eat it, I dare to eat it too! I can eat a pound of it!"

Zhao Weike: "Then I'll take two jin!"

Hawkeye: "I can fucking eat three pounds!"

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Hearing the fight between the two on screen, everyone's attention immediately turned to Zhao Weike and Hawkeye. Sherlock tried his best to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing out loud, but he broke down the moment Tony opened his mouth.

"Gentlemen, how about a live competition? I guarantee it'll be fresh and exciting!"

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Of course, Tony was met with four middle fingers from the two men. Tony didn't care, after all, he had already gotten revenge for Hawkeye's earlier criticism. Now, the eldest brother wouldn't criticize the second brother; if we were to lose face, we'd lose face together!

However, the video did not stop there, because apart from Sherlock, who was already unconscious, the most important captain had not yet appeared!

After Tony fiddled with the computer on his armor for a bit, he once again blocked out the sounds of the two people competing to see who could eat more shit, and after fast-forwarding through the footage, he finally saw Captain America.

Well, just as the captain himself said, he really put in a do-or-die effort to drink with that group of blondies, especially when everyone else was lying down and Tony was even drunk enough to start driving his armor. It was the captain who stepped up.

The good news is that the captain, true to his peak human physical abilities, managed to get all those blond-haired guys drunk and passed out, even after everyone else was already drunk.

The bad news is, he got drunk himself, having already gotten the opposing team's captain under the table!

The worse news is that the drunk Captain is a completely different person from the usual Captain. Looking at the Captain on screen, Sherlock even began to suspect that the Captain might have a hidden personality or that someone had traveled through time with him.

After all, in the real world, if you see Captain America transform into a smooth-talking, high-class captain who is also unusually frivolous, as if he were possessed by the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, anyone would be suspicious!

The captain, who had drunk everyone on the other side under the table, actually stood up on the table, tore the shirt off the last enemy, and started writhing on the table.

Her movements were incredibly alluring.

What's even more outrageous is that the captain's swear words never stopped.

"***! **********! **********. **********? *******************!"

As the captain uttered those melodious, almost censored words, everyone on the scene began to look at him with increasingly strange expressions.

Especially Zhao Weike, who somehow pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the captain.

"Captain, please answer what you hate the most, so we can confirm that you are still the captain!"

Most importantly, no one on the scene felt anything was wrong with Zhao Weike's actions. Even though Tony's weapon system was damaged, he still raised his palm cannon at the captain.

The captain, who had just witnessed his own outrageous behavior, turned as red as a monkey's bottom. After seeing the actions of everyone present, he almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

"What I hate most is Sherlock's transformation device, especially when he has to use it and there are audience members present!"

Upon hearing the captain's words, everyone immediately put down their weapons and even nodded in agreement, indicating that the captain was absolutely right. In return, they received the middle finger from Sherlock, who treated everyone present.

Of course, the video that was playing didn't end there. After all, although the people at this point were a bit outrageous, they were at least still normal and hadn't turned into the current unbearable sight they were in.

However, as the video continued to play, the way everyone looked at the captain began to change.

The reason is simple: as if possessed by the Human Torch, the captain, who had transformed into a smooth-talking, honey-tongued man, actually wiggled around on the table for a while before jumping directly to Tony's side, grabbing Tony's shoulder with a cheeky grin, and saying to Tony.

"This is a victory for our alliance! Tony! We've won! I think we should leave the battlefield and enjoy our victory!"

The damn thing is that after hearing the captain's words, Tony, who was drunk, actually agreed with the captain's words while pouring more alcohol into his drink. He even went and pulled up Zhao Weike and Hawkeye, who were sitting on the ground competing to see who weighed almost 100 pounds.

After Tony, Zhao Weike, and Hawkeye told them about the captain's idea, the two drunkards immediately agreed and decided to join the captain's 'victory celebration' without any hesitation.

Most importantly, these four old men decided to hold a second "victory celebration party." Surprisingly, they hadn't forgotten about Sherlock. After deciding to hold a second party, they actually lifted the unconscious Sherlock off the ground.

Just like the Black pallbearers carrying a coffin, one person was responsible for Sherlock's four limbs, while the other hand carried a bottle of wine. They danced comically but in unison, singing as they walked out of the hotel.

Sherlock, who was unconscious the whole time, inexplicably became the 'coffin' of the four people. To the beat of the energetic music and howling songs played by Tony's armor, the four people danced and carried him away from the hotel beach.

This also became the reason why everyone later turned into this grotesque state. For a moment, everyone on the scene looked at Tony and Captain America, and everyone's eyes flashed with a dangerous light, especially Sherlock.

After all, no one would be happy to be carried like that, not to mention just by looking at the way those four old men were dancing in the video. It's already a miracle that Sherlock didn't get vomited by those four old men and die a miserable death from vomit blocking his trachea.

What's even more unsettling is that the hotel Zhao Weike chose has an excellent location.

Stepping out of the hotel, one is greeted by a bustling commercial street, and the group carrying Sherlock instantly becomes the focus of everyone's attention, especially Tony, who is wearing the eye-catching Iron Man armor.

Fortunately, this is Florida, a country known for its strict discipline and lack of idleness. People here have seen all sorts of bizarre things. Although the scene in front of them seemed somewhat absurd, they simply took out their phones to record it and no one stepped forward to stop it.

Seeing this scene, the five people present felt like they wanted to die. To be honest, if even one person had stepped forward to stop the group of people who had drunk too much, this infuriating scene wouldn't have happened.

"Tony, can you get Jarvis to hack into the network and delete all those damn videos?"

Sherlock looked at Tony on the other side, trying to make a final effort. Similarly, the remaining three people on the scene, after listening to Sherlock's words, all looked in Tony's direction with hopeful expressions.

However, it was obvious that Tony's expression was not good either. He covered his face helplessly and said to everyone present in an annoyed tone.

"Forget about it, let's hope Pepper can handle it! My armor can't detect any network signal here, so I can't contact Jarvis at all!"

Upon hearing Tony's words, everyone present turned ashen-faced, watching as they saw themselves carrying Sherlock in the video, walking towards the city center through the phones of onlookers.

Just as the group ventured deeper into downtown Miami, the appearance of a shop interrupted their seemingly lively gathering.

A gun shop!

Along with the gun shop, Zhao Weike's excited voice and Sherlock's thud on the ground were also heard.

"Give me a pistol, and I'll go into that military base and fight my way in and out seven times right now!"

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As soon as Zhao Weike said those words in the video, Tony's perspective followed the direction Zhao Weike was pointing, only to see a gun shop with a shooting range.

Meanwhile, outside the video, the people sitting in a circle watching the video also had smiles on their faces, especially Hawkeye, who was laughing so hard he almost lay on the ground.

He kept slapping Zhao Weike, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, while making sarcastic remarks to Zhao Weike.

Wow, what a huge 'military base'!

The sarcastic tone made Zhao Weike's face darken even more, and even the look in his eyes towards Hawkeye began to carry a strange 'killing intent'.

The people in the video didn't let Zhao Weike off the hook either, especially Sherlock!

Perhaps because Zhao Weike suddenly let go, Sherlock was briefly sober after falling to the ground. Then, perhaps having heard Zhao Weike's request, Sherlock took out the item from his four-dimensional pocket without any hesitation, as Zhao Weike had asked.

Accompanied by the classic sound effect of Doraemon pulling out his gadget, Sherlock also handed his own gadget to Zhao Weike.

Unfortunately, what Sherlock pulled out wasn't a pistol, but a natural wooden fork that looked very much like a pistol!

Upon seeing this scene in the video, Sherlock covered his face speechlessly, and even resolved to properly tidy up his four-dimensional pocket when he got back, and not to stuff everything into it.

Yes, you read that right. Sherlock really did pull out a wooden fork that looked a lot like a pistol, and it really was one of Sherlock's collectibles.

Any man should understand why Sherlock would have such a 'collection'. After all, men are boys until they die, and they have absolutely no resistance to straight sticks, or even wooden sticks that look like guns or staffs.

Of course, the premise is that this thing is completely natural!

The wooden fork that Sherlock pulled out, which looked similar to a pistol, was something he had picked up by the roadside when he was driving back to New York from Tony's house!

I originally thought this thing was just for my 'collection', I never expected it would be used here!

The absurd part is that when Sherlock in the video took out the wooden fork that looked like a pistol, Zhao Weike didn't notice anything wrong with it. He took the wooden fork from Sherlock and then started his 'attack' on the gun shop with a set of extremely standard tactical movements.

Yes, you read that right. Even when he was drunk, Zhao Weike was still able to maintain the standard of tactical movements, and even his gun-holding method was extremely standard, with the gun held along the center axis.

Of course, you have to ignore Zhao Weike's floral shirt, baggy shorts, and flip-flops, plus the constant "bia~bia~bia~" sounds he makes while describing the "gun" after getting it.

The crowd stared in disbelief as Zhao Weike, holding a block of wood, approached the gun shop's door in a comically yet professional manner, then kicked the door open and rushed inside.

Later in the video, Zhao Weike's "bia～bia～bia～" sounds were heard incessantly.

If you ignored the fact that the voice was Zhao Weike's own voice acting, you might even think that the battle inside the gun shop was unusually intense.

Most importantly, in the video, it was obvious that the group, who were clearly drunk, couldn't tell whether it was a real fight or just Zhao Weike making the noise.

After a moment of stunned silence, they all looked anxious and, without saying a word, grabbed Sherlock and rushed towards the gun shop.

Only after everyone had entered the gun shop did everyone finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Clearly, someone who can open a shop in a prime location like Florida is quite worldly-wise, although he was initially startled by Zhao Weike rushing in and even almost drew his gun.

However, when the shop assistant saw the wooden clatter in Zhao Weike's hand and smelled the strong smell of alcohol on him, he immediately understood what had happened.

It's obvious he's just another drunkard!

The extremely experienced shop assistant cooperated with Zhao Weike's 'performance' while secretly trying to call the police. Even after the rest of the people rushed in, the shop assistant was only slightly stunned.

Especially after seeing Tony's Iron Man armor, the shop assistant's eyes darted around and he actually gave up on calling the police.

Instead, he started to let the group fool around in the store. Sherlock watched helplessly as the clerk kept stuffing weapons and ammunition into Zhao Weike's hands with a smile, and even occasionally recommended firearms to the rest of the group.

Not only that, the shop assistant even professionally dressed Zhao Weike in a Rambo outfit, smiling throughout and showing no impatience whatsoever.

The reason is simple: such shops are usually under all-around surveillance without any blind spots. Tony's bright Iron Man armor almost immediately identifies him as Tony Stark.

All I need to do is take the surveillance footage to Stark Industries to claim reimbursement for the losses. There's absolutely no need to offend those few drunk 'big shots' in front of me. I can even help my little shop clear out some inventory.

What? You're saying you're not worried that Tony won't admit it?

Are you kidding me? Even if Tony doesn't admit it, just by uploading the surveillance footage online, the sheer amount of traffic Tony brings will guarantee him far more profit than he loses, not to mention that the content of the surveillance video is full of bombshells.

This gun shop will never lose money, no matter what!

Therefore, under everyone's watchful eyes, the shop assistant cooperated perfectly with Zhao Weike throughout the entire performance. After being "killed" countless times by the wooden clatter in Zhao Weike's hand, he successfully transformed Zhao Weike into the "Rambo" he is now, and then cheerfully saw everyone off.

For a moment, everyone present looked at Tony and Zhao Weike with a strange expression, as if three large characters were floating above their heads.

What a sucker!

Zhao Weike's face turned bright red. Looking at Tony not far away, he held back for a long time before finally managing to utter a sentence.

"Send me the bill later!"

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's words, Tony's lips twitched a few times, but he ultimately chose to remain silent.

Apart from Hawkeye, who was probably the happiest, everyone else in the room had a relieved expression on their faces. Fortunately, the others weren't as high-profile as Tony, so they weren't chased around and recognized.

However, as the video continued to play, Hawkeye, who had been grinning broadly, quickly stopped laughing.