Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

With the help of the captain and Hawkeye, Zhao Weike was temporarily freed. Sherlock was also freed. That's right, Sherlock finally crawled out of Gong Baiwan's overly enthusiastic embrace. After the five men and the tiger looked at each other, an awkward feeling inexplicably began to spread on the scene.

Without further ado, the group, who had been in complete silence, went to the stream not far away. After washing up and taking care of their personal matters, they returned to their original spot and sat down together.

Finally, Sherlock couldn't stand the atmosphere any longer and broke the silence by coughing.

"Ahem, putting aside where we are right now, can anyone tell me what exactly happened last night?"

Upon hearing Sherlock's question, everyone present exchanged glances, but no one spoke, and each person wore an awkward expression.

Especially Tony, because his buttocks are exposed, he can only temporarily cover them with a leaf, just like he did at the Stark Expo. As a result, Tony always feels that his buttocks are unusually firm when he sits on the ground.

Seeing that no one was speaking, Sherlock helplessly shrugged and took the lead in initiating the conversation to trace the origins of the matter.

"Don't look at me like that. As everyone knows, I was the first one to go to bed last night, and Zhao Weike took my place! My last memory was of the captain having a drinking contest with the other team!"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, everyone's gaze turned to Zhao Weike, which startled him, and he frantically waved his hands at everyone.

"No, no, no, don't ask me. I was probably the second one to collapse. My last impression of the captain was him with red eyes, drinking with the other side. Maybe you can ask Barton, who was next to me at the time?"

Chapter 210 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 2

Seeing that Zhao Weike was shifting the blame onto him, Hawkeye shook his head frantically, just like Zhao Weike, and said to the crowd whose eyes were focused on him.

"Don't look at me! My last impression was of the captain having a drinking contest with the other side! Maybe you can ask Tony next to me?"

When the focus shifted to Tony, his words were almost identical to Hawkeye's.

"Don't look at me, my last impression was also the captain drinking with the other side. Maybe we should ask the captain what happened after that!"

When everyone's eyes were focused on the captain, his face turned as red as a monkey's bottom. He scratched his nose in embarrassment before speaking to everyone.

"Don't look at me. My last memory is that I saw you all passed out from drinking, and I was the only one left. So I mustered all my strength and started drinking with the other side!"

As the captain's voice faded, silence fell once more. Everyone looked at each other, and an inexplicable awkwardness enveloped the scene once more.

As it turns out, sometimes people really do laugh when they're speechless to the extreme. After a long silence, Sherlock couldn't hold back his laughter any longer and pointed at everyone present.

"So, the buttocks of Tony's armor, the feather crest on Hawkeye's head covered in chicken droppings, the vast amount of weapons and ammunition on Zhao Weike's body that could open an arms shop, the big tiger next to me, and this tropical rainforest we're in all just appeared out of thin air, right?"

Honestly, even if one of you told me that after I got drunk, an alien appeared in a spaceship, sucked everyone onto it, conducted some research, and then casually dumped us in this rainforest, I'd believe it!

Hearing Sherlock's merciless rant, Zhao Weike rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky, and gave a cold snort of annoyance.

"Come on, Sherlock, you're a master of stirring up trouble when you're drunk! Damn it, you didn't spare anyone last night, otherwise you wouldn't be in this mess!"

Hearing Zhao Weike's complaints, Hawkeye also glared at Zhao Weike with annoyance and retorted just as mercilessly.

"Come on, I don't know who was drunk yesterday and kept bragging that he could take on a military base by himself."

As soon as Hawkeye finished speaking, Tony retorted irritably.

"Come on, I don't know who it was yesterday who kept bragging about how unbeatable their archery skills were, and even had an Indian archery competition with those kids to prove that their archery skills far surpassed those of the Indians. The worst part is, you still lost!"

Tony had barely finished speaking when Captain America glanced sideways at him, gave a disgruntled snort, and then, like a sweet-talking little devil, began to complain as well.

"Come on, let's not talk about the second brother. I don't know who was showing off his armor all day yesterday. He even peed inside his armor to prove how awesome it was."

Later, those little brats asked you how to poop, and if I hadn't stopped you, you probably would have pooped inside your armor right then and there.

Upon hearing the captain's words, Tony was stunned for a moment, then seemed to realize something and looked angrily in the captain's direction.

"So you just removed the armor from the back of my armor?"

"Don't make false accusations! You were the one who lost control and dragged Sherlock, who was acting crazy while drunk, up and forced an opening in the back of your armor so you could defecate in public. What does that have to do with me?"

The captain almost immediately retorted to Tony, and upon hearing this, Tony's face turned as red as everyone else's, as red as a monkey's bottom. He silently lowered his head and began frantically recalling what he had done last night.

Publicly defecating? Me? Tony Stark? The mighty Iron Man, the world's richest man, defecating in public?

Like Tony, everyone else present was silently questioning their existence, extremely doubtful whether what the other person had just said had really happened, otherwise there was really no way to explain the current situation.

Sherlock sat alone, watching his captain, who had won the argument, with a thoughtful expression. After a long while, Sherlock finally uttered a quiet remark.

"So, Captain, can you explain why we're in the rainforest? And why is this big tiger here?"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, everyone's eyes immediately turned to the captain, silently awaiting his reply.

This time, it was the captain's turn to turn as red as a monkey's bottom.

Unlike the others present, the captain actually had a vague memory of what he had done last night, but he was too embarrassed to talk about it.

Seeing that the captain was keeping his head down and remaining silent, the remaining four men looked at each other and almost immediately reached a consensus.

After all, everyone present has already lost face. What kind of behavior is it for you, the captain, to remain silent when it's your turn?

Men can be so frustrating sometimes, especially in a group. They believe that if someone loses face, they should lose face together, because that's the only way they can protect each other's embarrassing past!

Seeing that the captain remained silent in response to Sherlock's question, Hawkeye almost immediately began his analysis.

"There are about six species of tigers still alive today. Among them, the South China tiger is now only in captivity. The remaining species are the Malayan tiger, Indochinese tiger, Sumatran tiger, Bengal tiger, and Siberian tiger!"

Although Malayan tigers, Indochinese tigers, Sumatran tigers, and Bengal tigers all live near the equator, which is more in line with the rainforest environment at the scene, none of these four tiger species are as large as this one.

Therefore, I can almost certainly conclude that this tiger is a Siberian tiger, the largest of all tigers!

As Hawkeye analyzed the species of the tiger that Sherlock had somehow acquired, Tony, sitting next to Captain America, immediately turned his gaze to Captain America, who was pretending to be an ostrich, and said to him with deep resentment.

“Now that we know the species, things are much easier, Captain. Can you explain why a Siberian tiger would appear in a rainforest like this? And why is it wearing a collar and has become Sherlock’s pet?”

When Tony asked the question, the captain only responded with silence. Finally, Zhao Weike rubbed his head and then spoke to Tony.

"Tony, doesn't your armor have a recording function? Can't you just take a look?"

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's suggestion, everyone's eyes lit up instantly. However, the alliance, which had been trying to figure out what had happened on the captain's side, quickly fell apart.

The reason is simple: after all, no one can guarantee that there won't be any inappropriate scenes in the footage of Tony's armor.

For example, how exactly did I become like this?

Chapter 211 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 3

Men can be so unreasonable at times. For example, everyone present knew perfectly well that the videos stored in Tony's armor were definitely a dark history they could never erase from their lives.

However, everyone present was curious about the video inside Tony's armor. After all, aside from the question of how they themselves ended up in this terrible state, everyone was naturally curious about how others had ended up like this.

So, after exchanging glances, the five people present reached a tacit consensus without saying a word: no matter what they saw next, none of them would utter a single word!

Seeing that everyone had reached a consensus, Tony did not hesitate any longer and began to operate the computer on his armor to retrieve his armor's usage records.

Of course, although he didn't say anything, Tony was actually cursing under his breath.

It's important to know that Tony's armor was severely damaged at this point; even his helmet had vanished without a trace, and the entire armor, including both the combat and flight modules, was essentially destroyed.

Nowadays, armor only has the most basic protective and mobility capabilities, and even the protection is not all-encompassing, since the head and buttocks are still exposed.

What frustrated Tony even more was that his armor's power was running low. Although retrieving a usage log and projecting it in 3D wouldn't consume much power, he still inexplicably felt anxious about its battery life.

What's even more frustrating is that there's no way to take off the armor without assistance. With Sherlock, the only one capable of removing the armor, still looking 'confused,' Tony feels that if his armor runs out of energy, it will undoubtedly become a burden to the team.

Under these circumstances, Tony began to conceive of a way to autonomously deactivate his armor, which is the reason for the future 'Anti-Tony Armor'.

Of course, that's all in the future. After Tony's actions, a light blue 3D projection quickly appeared in front of everyone.

Tony looked at everyone present with a solemn expression and confirmed it once again.

"Are we really going to play it? Maybe we can just delete it!"

Tony's words caused a conflicted look to appear on everyone's face. But when everyone's gaze was focused on Sherlock, and then guided by Sherlock to focus on the Captain, the conflict on everyone's faces immediately disappeared.

Hawkeye and Zhao Weike, in particular, spoke to Tony with expressions as resolute as if they were about to be tested by the people.

"Look! You have to see it!"

The two men's words shattered Tony's last shred of hope. After a sigh, he pulled up last night's action log and started playing it.

The video is played from Tony's first-person perspective, and it begins with Tony returning to the hotel, putting on his armor, and flying back to the beach to show off.

In the video, Tony kept spouting swear words from the moment he landed on the beach, and even demonstrated how to urinate inside his armor, which drew gasps from the onlookers.

Hearing Tony's incredibly comfortable sigh in the projection, the four people present looked at Tony with extremely strange expressions, especially Sherlock.

If Sherlock still had a bit of a soft spot for Tony's armor before, then when that voice, which sounded like it was about to give her a moment of clarity, appeared, Sherlock's illusion about Tony's armor vanished instantly.

After all, no one knows whether this armor is Tony's 'original' armor.

Wait a minute! Didn't Rhodes initially use Tony's prototype? And if Sherlock remembers correctly, Tony seemed to have possibly tested it by going through that prototype?

Sherlock silently drew a cross for Rhodes in his heart.

Of course, the people present didn't let Tony off the hook either, especially Hawkeye. After hearing Tony's sigh, Hawkeye stared at Tony's face with a strange expression for a long time before speaking to Tony.

"Tony, are you sure you installed some kind of liquid filtration system and not some kind of mental comfort system? And I'm starting to wonder where the weapons are placed inside your armor."

After all, logically speaking, without any special devices, your underwear would be the first thing to suffer, not your armor…

Before Hawkeye could finish speaking, Tony interrupted him, his face flushed.

"Bullshit! This is technology! Super advanced technology! What do you, someone who only knows about cold weapons, know about technology?!"

Seeing Tony's defenses crumble, everyone on the scene burst into laughter, especially Hawkeye and Zhao Weike, who laughed the loudest. However, their laughter soon faded.

In a fit of rage, Tony actually manipulated his armor to block out the sounds of himself and those around him who were admiring the armor. Most importantly, Tony, the sixth man, also amplified the ambient noise.

Therefore, the conversation between Zhao Weike and Hawkeye in the video was almost clearly heard by everyone present.

You might not believe it, but in the video, these two men, whose combined age is almost 100, are sitting on the ground holding bottles of liquor, actually comparing who is the best marksman!

After all, Zhao Weike was famous for firearms, while Hawkeye was famous for archery. One was a firearms expert, and the other was a melee weapon expert. Yet, these two archers inexplicably started arguing after getting drunk.

Zhao Weike: "I'm the best! I can fight my way in and out of a military base seven times with just a pistol!"

Hawkeye: "Heh, I can do that with a bow and arrow! I can even go in without anyone noticing!"

Zhao Weike: "You're talking nonsense! I can kill over a hundred people in an hour! How many can your crappy bow and arrow kill?"

Hawkeye: "If you're bad, practice more! If you can't handle it, don't play! I killed more than a hundred aliens in the Battle of New York!"

……

The two of them went back and forth like two incredibly childish children, engaging in a comprehensive competition, comparing everything from their battle records to their physical abilities.

While the two were locked in their fierce battle, Sherlock, who was lying on the ground clutching a bottle of liquor, suddenly shouted something, seemingly lost in a dream.

Go eat shit!