After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus

Xiao Ye looks completely different with and without her glasses. Without them, she appears too youthful and innocent, while with them, she has a slightly naive and innocent secretary vibe.

"Knowing you'd still come to pass on a message...isn't that obviously a joke?"

This is harassment! It's a crime!

"..." The two women exchanged a glance. "We're just here to relay messages."

"Okay... I'll contact them again when I have time. Playing such elaborate games with a mooncake, how can it possibly taste good?"

I don't know if mooncakes taste good or not...

"But Yinuo seemed quite happy," Ye Zhi whispered. "Weren't you with her yesterday..."

"I'm the one who cleaned the room." The girl with glasses pouted, looking very dissatisfied, her tone full of grievance.

“Yinuo washed her hair all night yesterday, it was so hard to wash, could you please be more careful next time... I used all kinds of shampoo to help her scrub, it took me two hours to wash it off.”

"The whole bathroom smells terrible." Ye Zhi leaned further and further back as she spoke, until she was hidden behind Zhao Fangyi, stretching out her small hands. "Look, my hands are all chafed raw!"

"...Xiao Ye, so what does it smell like in the bathroom?" Zhao Fangyi asked, a little curious.

"It's...the smell of shampoo, cough cough, and of course, some weird smells too... I was so scared yesterday I cried while I was washing my hair, and Yinuo said that Zhang Chen was the scariest one, and told me not to be afraid..."

After saying this, the bespectacled secretary completely hid behind Zhao Fangyi, no longer daring to look Zhang Chen in the eye.

"If I say it again, I'll take you down with me next time." Zhang Chen patted her shoulder, and Xiao Ye was so frightened that her legs went weak. She could only stand up with Zhao Fangyi's help.

"That's wonderful..." Zhao Fangyi sighed as she watched Zhang Chen walk away.

"What's good?" Ye Zhi was taken aback.

"Isn't he going to include you next time?" Zhao Fangyi asked, lost in thought.

"This isn't a good thing either..." Ye Zhi's face showed a look of horror. "Fangyi, you wouldn't... Even though we see how fancy their games are, we can't get caught up in them."

"No, how could I dare?" Zhao Fangyi shook her head. "How should I put it, Xiao Ye, I envy you. At least you haven't offended him."

“I really offended him back then. I really thought I could apologize with my body... Really, even if he slapped me a hundred times and called me a slut in public, I would be willing.”

"what?!"

"But I later realized that even making up for it with my body was a pipe dream."

"No way..." Ye Zhi was greatly shocked. "Fangyi, you're a universally acknowledged beauty, with plenty of suitors, right? Isn't Zhang Chen always a jerk? I felt like the way he was looking at us was weird..."

"Although, I must say, Yinuo and the others are indeed very amazing."

“They are different.”

Zhao Fangyi pulled Ye Zhi to sit on a chair, rested her chin on her hand, and frowned, saying:

"He's more than he appears to be."

"Let me put this into words: even if you become Yinuo's bedchamber maid in the future, you'll still rise to great heights, you know? Not just rich, not just powerful, but far beyond all worldly expectations..."

"No, no!" Ye Zhi shook her head, blushing. "I can't stay at the bedside with her. At most, I can only be a maid, and I'm only willing to be Yinuo's maid..."

"That's a pity." Zhao Fangyi's gaze wandered and she saw a fat rat covered in a plastic bag foraging for food in the grass.

The melancholy Xiao Zhao took a piece of chocolate out of his pocket and tossed it to it.

"Squeak squeak?" The rat boss followed Zhang Chen to the school to search and eliminate, but unexpectedly, a beautiful girl was feeding him as soon as he entered the school gate.

The fat rat, clutching the chocolate, slid right up to Zhao Fangyi and Ye Zhi, recognizing them.

"Uh, Rat Boss?" Ye Zhi was still a little afraid of rats. "Why do you keep coming to the school?"

“It must be looking for food.” Zhao Fangyi smiled. “After all, being the leader of a group of rats isn’t easy. You have to worry about how to feed so many people every day.”

"Squeak~" The eldest mouse was quite pleased to hear this and decided to take the taller woman as the housekeeper and the shorter one as a maid!

"Let's take it to the convenience store to buy some food."

"Hmm...okay, today's mission is over. Yinuo has nothing to do and said she wants to enjoy the Mid-Autumn Festival." Ye Zhi nodded.

"It seems their obsession with holidays is even deeper than ours," Zhao Fangyi mused.

"Yes, I used to only think of the Mid-Autumn Festival as a three-day holiday."

“Perhaps that’s the difference,” Zhao Fangyi said with a smile. “We are just ordinary people, simply eating a mooncake, while they have experienced many ups and downs and pay more attention to these rituals.”

"Speaking of which, Xiao Ye, are you really not considering staying with someone at the hospital?"

"I'm not considering it!"

"pity."

"What is there to regret, Fangyi!"

"Let's not talk about that anymore, let's talk about something else... Oh yeah, hasn't your Yinuo been in trouble lately? That genius girl from the Beijing area... uh, has she arrived yet?"

"I heard they're going to hold book signings along the way, and they'll be there in a couple of days."

"Haha... Such a grand entrance? Is she that famous?"

"She is quite famous, but her writing achievements are far inferior to Yinuo's; it's purely media hype."

"Sigh, all this fame is ultimately useless. I'm telling you, Xiao Ye, why don't you just stay with..."

"Oh no, I could never do that!"

"Squeak!" The eldest rat pulled out a bag of mooncakes from its belly and followed behind the two girls, eating them while eavesdropping on the girls' secrets.

Humans are so complicated! It's just mating, is it really that difficult?

Although it was a single rat, it did so in order to emulate Zhang Chen and cultivate into a Pure Yang Dao Rat!

Squeak, the mooncakes are delicious!

...

"Chen, you can't do this! You're not leaving your buddy even a single piece of meat!"

After the two girls left, Li Yu dared to approach Zhang Chen. "You've taken advantage of all the beauties in our school, both famous and not-so-famous! Stop now, Chen! Will you be able to handle Valentine's Day?"

“Yu,” Zhang Chen said meaningfully, “Actually, April Fool’s Day is Valentine’s Day, and Valentine’s Day is April Fool’s Day!”

"Huh? Why?" Li Yu was taken aback.

"Think about it, how many men and women use sweet words to deceive each other on Valentine's Day, and how many men and women use jokes as an excuse to tell the truth on April Fool's Day?"

"?" Li Yu's mind went blank.

"Amazing!" Gao Quan's demeanor had completely changed. Yesterday, he dared to call Zhang Chen his brother, but today... he stood there like a coward, only daring to echo him.

Although Zhang Chen told him not to be too reserved, that they were all classmates and that it was simple to help each other out.

But Gao Quan wouldn't listen; he was convinced Zhang Chen was still testing him.

If they really did what Zhang Chen wanted and dared to put their arms around each other like that, they'd be completely doomed!

When a big shot is being polite to you, it's just politeness, but don't take it literally. That's what his father told him; he never understood it back then.

Now, he finally has a profound understanding.

"Brother Chen, in a couple of days, my distant cousin will be coming to Nanjing University to participate in a literary salon with Li Yinuo. She's quite famous and is also recognized as the most beautiful girl at Peking University. Want me to introduce her to you?" Gao Quan said with a simple smile.

"Not interested." Zhang Chen waved his hand.

"Hey, okay... I'm not interested, but how about we have a meal together? Maybe we'll become interested after we meet?"

"We'll see." Zhang Chen turned his gaze to Xiaolongniang, who was strolling with Jiang Rou looking at the lanterns.

strangeness.

"Gao Quan, why didn't you introduce him to me?" Li Yu said unhappily. "If Achen doesn't want him, give him to me."

Gao Quan glanced at him. "Are you as handsome as him?"

"I think we shouldn't judge people by their appearance."

"Do you have money?"

"It's alright. My dad recently lost several hundred thousand yuan in the stock market and is planning to use my ID to take out online loans and gamble it all. I trust him," Li Yu said.

"...Do you know how to flirt with girls?"

“I’ve been looking for some new girls lately, all recommended by Ah Chen. Now I automatically generate options when I look at girls.”

"...Forget it." Gao Quan slapped his forehead, just about to say something more to Zhang Chen...

Then, Zhang Chen walked towards where Jiang Rou was.

"Haven't let go yet?" Li Yu looked at him thoughtfully. "Quan, you're actually quite a catch, it's just a pity you ran into Zhang Chen..."

"No, I've already let it go. I'm just thinking about how to make Xiaorou a real woman for Zhang Chen, even a backup plan would be fine. And... how to send more beautiful women to Brother Chen's bed."

"But, I don't know many girls at Xiaorou's level."

Li Yu's brain was fried. "Aren't we going to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival this year? Can't you just send me something? Do you think Zhang Chen is a gigolo?"

“Every woman wants to find a good home,” Gao Quan said. “I’m doing a good deed. If any girl catches Chen Ge’s eye, that would be a blessing she couldn’t earn in several lifetimes!”

"Damn it, I don't understand what you're saying. When did Zhang Chen become emperor? And choose concubines?"

Li Yu's face twisted in a ferocious grimace. "You're trying to establish feudalism, aren't you? Restoring the imperial system?!"

"Now that you mention it..." Gao Quan said thoughtfully, "Li Yu, why don't you cut off your penis and become a eunuch in Zhang Chen's household? I think it's more promising than playing the stock market with your dad."

"Listen to advice, and you'll have a full meal."

"Damn it, why aren't you cutting it?"

“I’m considering it.”

"Damn it, he's gone mad!"

While the two were bickering, Zhang Chen also moved closer to Jiang Rou.

“Zhang Chen, H.” Long Luoyang saw him first and pointed with her small hand.

The cold-faced Little Dragon Girl spoke quite loudly, causing several young ladies around her who had originally wanted to chat with Zhang Chen to look at her with disdain.

"Wow, he's a loli fetishist! Let's get out of here! You can't judge a book by its cover, he's so handsome but a pervert..."

"Damn it, I heard that people like this are shot with the smallest bullets."

"I suggest electrocuting them. Wouldn't shooting them with small bullets be more satisfying?"