The bare legs of the silver-haired beauty are enough to kill even a master of wood in a remote corner.
Zhang Chen barely slept a wink all night, but Bai Nuoyan's mouth also remained open all night.
Of course, this refers to Bai Nuoyan's habit of talking in her sleep, which is why she can't stop smiling.
That evens things out.
Are you going to school today?
As Zhang Chen put on his underwear, he glanced back and saw that Bai Nuoyan, unusually, hadn't continued sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and got out of bed, muttering:
"Go and check which bitch you've set your sights on this time."
After rubbing her eyes, the girl gripped the edge of the blanket, barely covering her chest, and feigned surprise, saying, "Zhang Chen? When did you take my clothes off, you pervert?"
"I don't know. I fell asleep while I was washing the cat last night. When I woke up, you were lying on top of me without any clothes on."
What did you do to me?
Shouldn't I be the one asking that question?
"I'll help you dry off," Zhang Chen said, scratching his head. "Then I'll carry you to bed."
"You're lying." Bai Nuoyan lifted the covers and glanced at the bed. "The sheets are all wet. What did you wipe?"
"..."
"It's my fault, I should have helped you put on a diaper," Zhang Chen said.
Upon hearing this, Bai Nuoyan felt a little embarrassed and fiddled with the hair at her temples with her little cat paws.
It's probably a cat's habit, but every time the girl raises her hand, her little tongue can't help but stick out a little, as if she wants to lick her paw.
As for Bai Nuoyan, who is human, she was gnawing on her own hand.
"Tch, so you have an excuse for not cleaning it up? Anyway, it's your bed, I can't care. By the way, I've been sleepwalking a lot these past few days, and yesterday I must have accidentally sleepwalked into your bathroom..."
"..."
Seeing Zhang Chen's utterly speechless expression, Bai Nuoyan poked a little foot out from under the covers and kicked him:
"So you didn't let me see you completely naked?"
Actually, I'd already seen everything.
Clean and spotless.
"There's nothing to see." Zhang Chen coughed and looked away. Bai Nuoyan, that irritating cat, kicked him and bent her leg, lifting the blanket up to cover nothing.
Indeed, the natural, untouched look is much better.
If you actually use the "Beast Eyes" to peek, it loses its fun.
Moreover, one is a beautiful girl offering herself as a treat, while the other is someone using cheat codes on their own; the two are completely incomparable.
Zhang Chen decided that he would not use his X-ray vision to see people unless it was an emergency.
Not for any other reason than to protect pure love.
The monsters have seen everything they need to see during this time, and in comparison, Lin Yinmeng is still more charming. A mature and sophisticated woman is also very good.
Moreover, the little lark cherishes its feathers and grooms them frequently.
In comparison, Li Yinuo and Bai Nuoyan are too girlish, very natural and naive.
It's cute, but it always makes people feel a little less excited.
As for Tu Shan Han Su, she falls somewhere between a young girl and a mature woman, making her a decent and pleasing sight.
Long Luoyang... is not being considered for the time being. He has only seen the smaller version, and he feels guilty just looking at it again.
As for Shen Nianxi... she was a blank control group.
"There's nothing to see yet... If it's not good, where are you looking? Turn around, I need to get dressed!" Bai Nuoyan ended his fantasy.
"Oh." Zhang Chen didn't turn around. In fact, this kind of scene had been happening frequently these past few days.
They are all people and demons over a thousand years old, so there's no need to avoid anything.
He rummaged through the wardrobe and picked out a pair of Hakimi panties and a whole set of Hakimi bras for Bai Nuoyan.
The designs printed on them are all cute chibi-style calico cats.
Bai Nuoyan is a white cat, but she likes calico cats.
Zhang Chen thought, maybe the little white cat was a cute calico cat before.
Thinking this, he pretended to walk towards the toilet, but actually turned back to steal a glance at Bai Nuoyan.
She had just put on her underwear and was curled up against the headboard, combing her hair while trying to avoid the morning light.
The morning sunlight is always gentle, but it was cruel when it shone on her white hair.
The kitten seems to hate sunbathing, especially when the sun shines on her hair.
White reflects the sunlight away, unlike black, which can make your hair feel warm and cozy.
"I suddenly don't want to go anymore," Bai Nuoyan murmured suddenly. "You didn't cheat on me with someone at school, did you?"
Zhang Chen hesitated for a moment, then said, "No."
Stealing a demon shouldn't count as stealing a person, right?
"You'd better tell the truth... Next Mid-Autumn Festival, come with me to Tushan in Jiangzhou to pay respects to a friend." Bai Nuoyan looked down at her feet, her pink toes opening and closing.
“...Who?” Even though he roughly knew that Bai Nuoyan was talking about Long Luoyang, Zhang Chen still asked.
"In short, it's someone who's somewhat related to you. You may know them, or you may not. You don't need to know who they are."
"Next Mid-Autumn Festival, I'll probably start preparing for pregnancy. You should exercise more over the next year or so, eat less oily and salty food, and eat more fruit..."
"..."
"Isn't it too early to start trying to conceive at only a sophomore year of college?" Zhang Chen asked, looking reluctant.
It wasn't that he was unwilling to help the cat prepare for pregnancy; it was just that he knew Bai Nuoyan said that because she realized that if they didn't have offspring by next year, they wouldn't have another chance.
Being with him has both good and bad effects on their bodies.
When one is in good health, one can increase one's cultivation level.
But now, the female demons are all nearing the end of their lives, and their bodies can't handle too much nourishment, especially since it's all for the purpose of having children, which is even more harmful to their health.
Zhang Chen was simply unwilling for her to die so soon.
"What's it to you? I'm the one in pain, you're the one enjoying it, and you're still not satisfied?"
"No, no, tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival. How do you plan to spend it this year?"
"I want to eat mooncakes," Bai Nuo said. "Make them for me; I don't want the ones bought outside."
"Okay, what kind of filling do you want?"
"..." Bai Nuoyan hesitated for a long time, staring straight at Zhang Chen, drool dripping from the corner of her mouth, her sharp canine teeth showing.
"That filling," she muttered, puffing out her cheeks.
"?"
...
"When I get home tonight, I'll buy some all-purpose flour, glutinous rice flour, and regular rice flour to make some mooncakes for tomorrow."
Zhang Chen had just escaped from the jaws of death, and on his way to school, he inevitably passed by a matchmaking agency. Tu Shan Han Su grabbed him and gave him a reminder.
"Not buying the filling?" Zhang Chen asked, still a little scared.
"Aren't you one?" Miss Fox sneered. "It's too hard to just mix with noodles. Try making it into a mooncake."
The monsters' thoughts always coincide.
So, Zhang Chen, clutching his aching back and sweating profusely, slipped to the school gate, thinking he probably wouldn't need too many mooncakes...
The next day was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the area near the school gate was unusually lively. A student street leading into the school was lined with vendors selling mooncakes and lanterns, and there were also lantern riddle guessing activities.
At first glance, I was surprised to see quite a few familiar faces: Xiao Ye, Xiao Zhao, and Jiang Xiaomei... Xiao Longniang was there too?
Didn't she transform into the Great Dragon Girl and go to Tushan?
"Brother Chen! Brother Chen! Good news!"
There were also Gao Quan and Li Yu, who somehow ended up together, and they waved excitedly when they saw him.
Male, ignore.
On the other side, Zhao Fangyi and Ye Zhi, both wearing masks, sneaked over to greet him.
Recently, Li Yinuo and Lin Yinmeng have become incredibly popular, causing their two beautiful female secretaries to also be the target of attention, and they often have to wear masks.
Seeing that the two secretaries had gotten there first, Li Yu and Gao Quan froze on the spot. Li Yu was somewhat devastated and cursed the betrayal. He still couldn't accept that his brother had given him the Wood Psychic ability.
"What is it?" Zhang Chen ignored the two men and turned to look at the two stammering girls.
"Um... Yinmeng said she wanted to eat the mooncakes you made," Zhao Fangyi said awkwardly.
“My Yinuo is the same…” Ye Zhi’s tone was a little unnatural.
Zhang Chen vaguely sensed that something was wrong.
What kind of mooncakes would they like to eat?
The two women were speechless, their faces flushed red when they took off their masks, and the woman with glasses covered her face, at a loss for what to do.
"...Zhang Chen, I think they're just joking, you shouldn't take it to heart..."
Zhao Fangyi paused and said hesitantly, "It's said that only you can make that kind of filling...you know that, right?"
Zhang Chen's face darkened.
Chapter 87 Little Dragon, Little Dragon Cries Out (6K Important Chapter, Meow~)
Do you know what that means?
Hearing the two women say that, Zhang Chen couldn't hold back any longer.
"...I know." Ye Zhi took off her silver-rimmed glasses and wiped them with a cleaning cloth to hide her embarrassment.
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