I'm in Detective Conan, but it's a chaotic battlefield.

Yukiko Kudo straightened up and straightened her disheveled off-the-shoulder evening dress: "Don't be so pretentious. I have no interest in a greenhorn like you."

"Really? Your behavior in front of the mirror just now didn't seem quite right," Chen Nuo said.

"You've mistaken me for someone else." Yukiko Kudo turned and left.

Chen Nuo had no choice but to follow.

Then the two of them walked along the road.

Yukiko Kudo had already drunk quite a bit, and the wind made her head spin. She was completely drunk and kept muttering things like, "I have no interest in a brat like you," "Don't slurr your tongue," and "Pull my hair."

Chen Nuo was terrified.

He dared not bring Yukiko Kudo back to the hotel. She was so drunk that Eri Kisaki might sleep in the same room with her to take care of her.

If she says something in a daze then...

The consequences are far more serious than imagined.

Moreover, with the airshow just two days away, he still needs to find a way to sneak in, and he also wants to take wedding photos with Xiaolan before resolving this incident.

To avoid any unforeseen complications.

Chen Nuo first went to a nearby convenience store to buy a mask, put it on Kudo Yukiko, and then randomly found a hotel.

Mrs. Kudo, fully armed, booked a double room.

Chen Nuo's initial plan was to lull Kudo Yukiko to sleep, then he would devise a plan in the living room to infiltrate the air show, and also call his boss Vermouth to ask for some funds to make up for the remaining payment on Xiaolan's wedding dress.

Unfortunately, plans can never keep up with changes.

As she was taking off her shoes at the door of the guest room, Yukiko Kudo's legs went weak, and then, without knowing who made the first move, she realized that someone else had started it.

In short, the two became entangled in a drunken tangle.

The glass went from the entryway to the bathroom, then from the bathroom to the window, and finally back to the entryway.

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the next morning.

Chen Nuo was awakened from his sleep by a strong feeling of suffocation.

He opened his eyes, pushed aside the magnificent sight blocking his view, gasped for breath for a few seconds, and was then stunned by what he saw.

Mrs. Kudo lay sprawled on the double bed, covered only by a thin sheet, her delicate skin covered in hickeys.

On her long, slender legs, the sheer black stockings were torn to shreds.

Wait a moment.

Chen Nuo remembered that she was wearing an evening gown yesterday, and it seemed that she wasn't wearing stockings. Where did she get these?

No, no, now doesn't seem like the time to dwell on this issue.

Chen Nuo looked around and found that the floor was also littered with clothes. The expensive dark red evening dress had been reduced to shreds, which were spread on the floor like rose petals, giving it a somewhat romantic feel.

The bathroom light was on, and the sound of water from the showerhead could be heard continuously.

On the television screen, a young woman in a light yellow suit is reporting on the weather conditions of the past few days.

What truly astonished Chen Nuo was—

On the hotel room door, there were obvious slender handprints on both sides of the peephole, surrounded by irregular lip prints, and a line of characters that were clearly written in the handwriting of Yukiko Kudo, crooked and awkwardly written with lipstick.

Chen Nuo slapped his head hard, which was throbbing with pain.

I wondered what I had done yesterday.

At this moment, Chen Nuo's body, which was enhanced by a cheat code and was different from ordinary people, began to show its unique characteristics.

When ordinary people encounter this situation, they would probably only regret being too impulsive yesterday, or regret not having any memory of it at the time.

Chen Nuo then slapped his forehead.

It was as if he had pressed play on a video player, and the scenes from the moment he stepped into the hotel yesterday replayed in his mind without reservation.

Chen Nuo was increasingly dumbfounded as he looked.

Is this the difference between a wife who has lived abroad for many years and a conservative wife from the mainland?

He gradually became excited.

Chapter 75: Ai's Conspiracy is a Battleground

Chen Nuo snapped out of his daze, looked down and met Mrs. Kudo's gaze for a few seconds, who was clinging to him, and couldn't help but feel his heart race.

Yukiko Kudo's eyes widened, her delicate eyelashes trembling incredulously.

Immediately afterwards, a piercing scream echoed throughout the entire hotel.

Chen Nuo quickly stopped him, saying, "Keep your voice down! Do you want to be discovered and end up on the front page of the newspaper?"

Tears welled up in Yukiko Kudo's eyes, the glistening tears mixing with the gel clinging to her eyelashes, blurring her vision: "You bastard, you actually took advantage of me... glug glug..."

A string of ambiguous words came from her mouth.

This was because Chen Nuo covered her mouth just as she was about to recite her lines.

A waiter knocked politely on the door: "Excuse me, is there anything I can help you with?"

Chen Nuo replied through the door, "It's nothing. I told my wife I wasn't going to take her to the amusement park to ride the roller coaster, and she got angry and threw a tantrum at me."

As he spoke, he gently pinched Yukiko Kudo's smooth thigh, signaling her to say something to prove the truth of his explanation.

Yukiko Kudo mumbled, "You've gagged me, how am I supposed to explain?"

Chen Nuo then noticed and quickly separated from her.

For some reason, Chen Nuo felt that this process was frighteningly familiar, and that he must have practiced it a lot yesterday.

Although Yukiko Kudo was reluctant, she knew that now was not the time to be willful. If the other party, out of concern for the safety of the tenants, were to push the door open and come in, things would probably get even worse.

Yukiko Kudo took a deep breath and loudly explained towards the door, "Y-yes, I'm sorry for adding mushrooms to your dish."

"It's causing trouble," Chen Nuo corrected.

Yukiko Kudo glared at him fiercely, then changed her words and said, "I'm sorry to have troubled you."

Waiter: "It's alright. If you need anything, just call the service desk downstairs."

Chen Nuo: "Thank you."

The footsteps at the door gradually faded into the distance.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, then exchanged a glance. Yukiko Kudo quickly looked away.

She seemed to have put on the mask of a female celebrity again, her expression as calm as if she did this kind of thing all the time.

Yukiko Kudo first skillfully picked up the hotel's white bath towel to cover her body, then walked to the mirror, tidying her hair as she said to Chen Nuo, "Never mind, I was going to tease you, but I didn't expect you to be so rude, I've lost interest instantly."

Chen Nuo: "Is it meaningful to deceive yourself like this?"

Yukiko Kudo turned around, a mischievous older sister smile on her face: "I live in a country that values ​​freedom, and I'm in the entertainment industry, so isn't this kind of thing quite common? Let me tell you a secret, I actually keep in touch with several young male actors at the same time."

Chen Nuo didn't believe it at all.

Because of its amazing tightness and youthful shyness, it's clear that it hasn't been moisturized in a long time.

"Oh dear, I still need to take a shower." Yukiko Kudo said as she walked to the chair and took out a wad of cash from her handbag.

“Although you’re an acquaintance, this is my habit. Consider it hush money.” She casually handed the money to Chen Nuo.

Chen Nuo looked displeased: "Do you think I can be bought off with money?"

Yukiko Kudo: "So what do you plan to do? If it goes too far, I'll tell Ran."

Chen Nuo thought for a moment: "How about we go ride a roller coaster together?"

"Huh? Didn't you just say that offhand?" Yukiko Kudo asked, her face full of surprise.

"I just suddenly felt like sitting down. If you agree, we'll call it even yesterday." Chen Nuo gave an innocent smile.

Yukiko Kudo hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, but I have to disguise myself, otherwise it will be bad if someone finds out."

An agreement has been reached.

Although Yukiko didn't know what Chen Nuo was up to, this was probably the best way to handle it.

Although her youthful body had given her unprecedented pleasure last night, how could she possibly compete with Xiaolan for a man?

With a heavy heart, Yukiko Kudo walked into the bathroom, stood under the shower, and tried to wash away that memory with the water.

But the temperature of the showerhead reminded her of the feeling when Chen Nuo held her in his arms.

At that moment, the bathroom door was pushed open.

Yukiko Kudo exclaimed in surprise, "W-what are you doing here? Didn't I promise to ride the roller coaster with you?"

Chen Nuo smiled and said, "Madam, don't you know that you yourself are a rollercoaster?"

The bathroom was instantly thrown into chaos.

In the hotel room, Yukiko Kudo's phone kept ringing on the table, but she had no time to pay attention to it.

A phone with a Hello Kitty sticker on it spins and flashes on a glass round table.

Through the frosted glass of the bathroom, one could vaguely see a voluptuous figure pressed against the glass, along with the astonishing content of their conversation.

Chen Nuo: "By the way, here's your money back."

"I don't want your stinking money."

"Oh, you said your hands are wet and you can't hold it? Then use your teeth to hold it in place for now," Chen Nuo said with a smile. "Don't let it fall off, or I'll send the photos to Conan-kun."

The two didn't come out of the bathroom until Yukiko Kudo's phone ran out of battery.

By the way.

In the end, Yukiko Kudo was unable to keep her promise, and the stack of Fukuzawa Yukichi's books was left scattered in the puddles of the bathroom, rendered unusable.

However, considering that Yukiko failed because she couldn't resist wanting to kiss him.

Chen Nuo decided not to send the photos to Conan.

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