The brave Simmel wants to resign

"Hey! Young man, how are you adjusting to life in prison? I'm your future teacher, your best elder, your most trusted patriarch, Mr. Gojo Satoru~"

"...I, I won't go out."

Yi Gu responded subconsciously.

Although he didn't know why he ended up back in prison after going around in circles, this scene triggered the underlying logic of Yi Gu.

"I... I'm possessed by an evil spirit, so I have to stay here."

"......"

For some reason, Gojo Satoru's expression twitched again after hearing the line, "I'm possessed by an evil spirit."

Yi Gu also knew he was talking nonsense.

Just a few days ago, that was indeed his idea.

But now, he is actually ready to face the future properly.

He has gained companions: Miguel, Ralu, Manami, and... Haibara-san doesn't quite understand, but since he saved her, he must also be a companion.

I already have companions! And I have the courage to live on!

So this time... he didn't want to die! Nor did he want to get along with the man in front of him who had brutally beaten Haibara.

With that thought in mind, Yi Gu tried again to adopt a threatening posture.

"Huh? Why do you look so dark? Are you constipated?"

—Gojo Satoru still didn't notice.

"...Is that so? That's the kind of line you have to say at times like this." Gojou Satoru pointed. "You mean that one, uh...yes, you think that shutting yourself off and giving up everything is the kind of gentleness that doesn't hurt others?"

Gojo Satoru's voice suddenly deepened. His voice, which was originally very similar to Nakamura Yuichi's, now had an unusual magnetism, to the point that it could be packaged directly into an ASMR.

True tenderness is facing pain head-on, acknowledging each other's promises, living well with the past, and then... and then...

Suddenly, it got stuck.

The man was silent for a while, then pondered, then gasped, tilted his head back slightly, then tilted it again, then lowered it again, and finally pinched his chin and shook it from side to side.

finally--

"Oh well! I guess these kinds of lines just don't suit me."

He clapped his hands together cheerfully, spread his hands, and spoke very quickly.

"I'll count to three, two, one, and you'd better come out, or I'll force your cursed spirit out and beat people up indiscriminately, and then I'll blame it all on you, haha."

"This is such a mess!!!"

With his defensive stance completely gone, Yi Gu You Tai subconsciously shrieked in disbelief.

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"Well, anyway—"

"This Mr. Yuta is our next student! Everyone, welcome him!!"

Highly skilled in sorcery.

office.

With expressive gestures, Gojo Satoru introduced Etobichi Yuta to the teachers in the office.

of course.

It's supposed to be an office...

"Although I think that's a bit redundant, putting aside the fact that you brought a death row inmate out like that... you're not planning to introduce the transfer student to Maki and the others in the classroom like that next, are you?"

The tense Yi Gu You Tai glanced at the person who was speaking.

He was a teacher with slicked-back blond hair, wearing silver goggles, and with Scandinavian features.

The sharply tailored dark suit gives off a...reliable and dependable vibe.

"Ah, that's Nanami. You can just call her Nanami." Gojo Satoru ignored Nanami's question and casually introduced her, "She's a teacher for second and third-year students—well! There aren't any third-year students at all, hahaha!"

Sigh... Should I just call the teacher by their first name?

Ekiku stared at Gojo Satoru with a look that seemed to say, "What is this guy talking about?"

"There's no need to listen to his nonsense."

Qi Haijian put down his work, crossed his legs, turned his office chair to face Yi Gu, and calmly placed his hands on his knees.

"You can call me Teacher Nanami."

"I'm mainly in charge of second and third-year affairs, but as that unreliable guy over there said, there's almost no work for second and third-year students."

"Since you're new here and don't know each other well, I won't interfere too much with you. I'll just give you two pieces of advice."

"Ah! Yes!"

Yi Gu tensed up.

"Listen carefully, Lord Yigu. I've heard about your situation. You're a cursed one, aren't you?"

Nanami Kento said calmly.

"My advice to you is—never become a sorcerer."

"Hey?!"

"I'll leave the world of sorcery once the curse is lifted. Sorcerers are all garbage."

"Hey?!"

"Ah~ Ah~ Is Nanami still upset about me lying to you about changing your application to stay at the Jujutsu High School?" Gojo Satoru pushed aside the startled Otsukoshi and clung to Nanami's armchair. "Being teachers together was so much fun~"

"That's not good at all." Nanami pushed up her goggles. "I thought having annoying seniors during my time at the Jujutsu High School was already a headache, but I didn't expect to be bothered by annoying colleagues after entering the workforce. If I had the chance, I would definitely become an office worker."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious!~"

"I'm not joking."

Watching the teachers interact, Yi Gu, who had been on guard, secretly breathed a sigh of relief for some reason.

The initial plan of "exhaling and then locking the people of the sorcery world in their own place to fight" failed, but it seems... this place called the Sorcery Academy isn't so scary after all.

I'll just have to take it one step at a time...

"Speaking of which, isn't Simmel here?" Gojo Satoru's buttocks were pressed against Nanami's backrest, causing the entire chair to spin around with the two of them.

sough.

"Ah, it seems I have some tasks to handle." Nanami said expressionlessly, simply trying to stop the chair from spinning by rubbing his shoes against the ground.

"Yeah~"

Yi Gu snapped out of his daze, hesitated, and felt that it would be awkward to keep silent and watch two adults spinning around in front of him, so he tried to change the subject.

"That... Simmel is... it doesn't sound like a Japanese name."

“Oh, right, I haven’t told you yet. Ah—” Gojo Satoru turned around, but after thinking for a moment, he seemed to have trouble organizing his thoughts. He looked up and pondered, “Just think of him as your PE teacher, um, the kind of PE teacher who is very unimportant, unreliable and arrogant, the kind of guy who shouts ‘I’m the strongest’ all day long, steals girls’ skirts, and puts wasabi in students’ salmon roe sushi.”

Bone: That's terrible!?!

"That's you, isn't it?"

Nanami said coldly.

Yigu: So it was Teacher Gojo?!

"Hey, no way~" Gojo pouted, "I'm not arrogant at all, okay? I'm the strongest."

Yi Gu: You're not going to argue about anything else?!

Yuta Otsukoshi's face contorted in pain, his features contorted.

Please don't criticize me...!

This is the enemy camp, so please don't complain!

"Anyway, you'll meet him when the time comes. How should I put it... he's at least more reliable than Gojo Satoru," Nanami said to Otsuko.

"Isn't the standard too low?!"

He couldn't resist.

Chapter 67 [The rest of the text appears to be gibberish and unrelated to the chapter. A direct translation is not possible without further context.]

"Well, anyway—"

"This Mr. Yuta is our future classmate! Everyone, welcome him!!"

Same exaggerated movements, same people, different scenes.

Yuta Etsuko witnessed Satoru Gojo's performance again by the classroom podium, while in front of him were three rather ungrateful students.

Of course, they also mentioned their information to Gojo Satoru.

Student No. 1: Zenin Maki.

A woman with a dark green single ponytail and a pretty face; she's a fiery hot pepper.

Student #2: Dog-shaped Thorn

The cool, white-haired boy, due to the peculiar nature of his magic, can only speak in terms of rice ball filling, which makes people worry about his social skills; he is a silent poppy.

Student No. 3: Panda

It's a panda.

—The above information comes from Gojo Satoru's original words.

The important points weren't mentioned at all! Did you guys even ask the Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding for copyright?! And why is this person, clearly a teacher, making things up about their own student?!

Moreover, if Nanami-sensei hadn't told Gojo Satoru to briefly introduce the class members before they arrived, Gojo Satoru wouldn't have said even that.

Yi Guyou gripped his clothes nervously.

At this moment, he still harbored feelings for Manami and the others, and while at the vocational high school, he was also biding his time... well, maybe not that serious, but at least he was physically in Cao Cao's camp but his heart was with Liu Bei.