Mi Home Chat Group: Let's start with a roundup and have some fun!

[Pine Sparrow: That's pretty tragic. We tried so many methods, but accomplished nothing. We even had to mooch food off the mission target.]

[Ring: But it's a miracle that he persisted in assassinating his target after so many failed attempts.]

McDonald: A guy who truly believes in miracles is just as amazing as a miracle itself!

[Jiaoqiu: Hearing you guys say that, it feels like I've become the villain?]

Number One was about to give up on the mission, and while crying as he ate, he handed Jiaoqiu a green meatball.

"This is a specialty from my hometown, you should try it."

"Respect is not as good as obedience."

Jiaoqiu picked it up with her chopsticks, took a bite, and her expression immediately turned pale.

"Crisp texture, bitter taste, what is this...?"

Upon hearing Jiaoqiu's evaluation, Number One proudly recited the recipe.

"Isn't it delicious? These are cilantro balls that I made myself."

When Jiao Qiu heard that it was coriander balls, his face turned purple and he collapsed.

Then, a group of security guards appeared out of nowhere and surrounded the dining table, saying in unison:

"Jiaoqiu was assassinated; the entire field is now sealed off."

Only Makizawa focused intently on slurping noodles from beginning to end, without stopping.

And so, Number One inexplicably completed the mission and was then locked up in a cell.

Narrator: Be brave and do it.

[Star: Is assassinating Pepper Qiu really that easy? So many plans failed, and in the end, he died because of cilantro.]

[Pepper Qiu: Cilantro is heresy! I absolutely refuse to eat cilantro]

[Feixiao: I can only say that Jiaoqiu really hates cilantro.]

[Zhe: Although it was a bit rushed, at least he accomplished his task. (Don't laugh!)]

"System: Friends, it's time for the lucky draw. I'll go home after you're all done."

P.S.: After some thought, the author has decided to follow the same approach as other authors and not include the thank-you notes in the author's message.

Thank you to "Twisted Emperor's Rich Chef" for the three flowers.

Thank you to "Killing the Mortal World" for the three gifts, given with love and support.

Thank you "Wanwanle" for the gift, a gift fueled by love!

Thank you for your support

Chapter 84 Ying's College Entrance Examination: Reversing Time

[Bai Lu: What fun items did everyone get?]

[Lekahn: Uh... one bottle of pet shampoo]

[Jiaoqiu: Possesses a pair of Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, seems capable of unleashing black flames]

[Flying Sky: Three thousand Winter City Shields, seems to be the currency of a remote planet]

[Jingyuan: A pair of mosaic sunglasses, no special effect]

[Huaiyan: Uh... Yunli just bought a skewer of Qiongshi bird.]

[Yun Li: System, you're going too far! I just bought it, and I haven't even eaten it yet, and it's all gone!]

[Huaiyan: Yunli, come and take it from Grandpa.]

"System: Friends, see you tomorrow!"

...(One night, the system took me to several small worlds, where I took some local specialties and had a friendly chat with the unfriendly systems.)

Before leaving, they gifted me most of the items in the warehouse as a parting present.

"System: Good morning everyone, wake up! We're starting to play videos today."

Traveler: Genshin Impact is like the college entrance exam!

(Source: Content from content creator "Zheteng No. 5")

Narrator: What if Genshin Impact also had a college entrance exam?

At 8:30 a.m., Ying looked at Paimon with concern on the side of Liyue Road, hoping she could give her some advice.

"The high school exams in Teyvat are going to be late. The exam venue is Mondstadt Cathedral College."

But I'm in Liyue Harbor now, and there are still 30 minutes until the exam. It will take me at least 40 minutes to get there. What should I do, Paimon!

Hearing that Ying was so nervous she was practically dying, and even started asking him for advice, Paimon remarked:

"I told you to go to bed early, but you were still on your phone the night before the exam. Are you an idiot?"

Hearing Paimon say that, Ying felt even more anxious and wailed:

"I'm doomed! I'm not going to get into Inazuma University this time. How am I going to survive the next version?! Wait... can't I teleport?"

While howling, Ying remembered something: she could teleport. So she opened the map and teleported to the rooftop of the Knights of Favonius.

Upon reaching their destination, Ying breathed in the air from the height and exclaimed:

"Ah! The world of Genshin Impact is so convenient!"

Paimon looked at Ying's expression and mercilessly retorted.

"That's fucking outrageous, how could you forget that?"

[Paimon: Luminous, I feel like you often forget to use your abilities.]

[Qin: Let's disable the anchor points near the exam venue during future assessments.]

[Ying: No, Qin! Wait... I don't think I need to take the exam, so it's okay.]

[Kaiya: I'll observe thirty seconds of silence for the members who will be tested in the future.]

Narrator: The usual procedure every year

Paimon urged Ying to hurry down from the rooftop and make the most of the time.

"Ying, now that we're in the exam hall, let's go in quickly."

The two ran to the entrance of the examination hall and were stopped by the knight. After a friendly exchange, the routine inspection began.

"Stop right there, what are you two doing?"

"We're here to take the exam."

Hearing what Ying said, the knight looked at Paimon and asked...

Is this flying device a cheat code?

Upon hearing the knight's question, Ying quickly came up with a reasonable explanation and replied:

"She is my lunch"

"Traveler, you son of a bitch!"

The knight found Ying's answer to be very reasonable and began the next check.

"Okay, please show me your exam admission tickets."

Ying then realized that she hadn't brought her exam admission ticket, and she broke out in a cold sweat.

[Colette: Now I understand why this is a routine operation every year.]

[Furina: So you forget your exam admission ticket every year?! If you pass, you must have bribed the proctor!]

[Ying: How can you say that? The exam admission ticket must have been eaten by Paimon.]

[Paimon: I may be gluttonous, but I'm not stupid. Don't blame everything on me; I'm not the one to blame.]

[Danzo: You inherently evil emergency rations, how dare you slander this old man like this! You've already chosen your own death.]

Narrator: The correct way to use Paimon

After overcoming numerous difficulties, Ying and Paimeng finally entered the examination hall.

"Thank goodness, Paimon, you've finally made it in time for the exam."

"Get back to your practice questions, traveler!"

Hearing Paimon's reminder, Ying looked at the test paper on the table and fell into deep thought, but time was still passing.

"Emmm... Damn it, this question is so tricky!"

I have absolutely no idea how to answer this question; I've already wasted 20 minutes on it.

Seeing Ying's conflicted expression, Paimon couldn't take it anymore and complained:

"Can't you do something else first? And what's so hard about this question? It's clearly a multiple-choice question..."

Before Paimon could finish speaking, Ying confidently interrupted with the second half of the sentence.

When in doubt, choose C.

Ying's answer successfully cured Paimon's blood pressure, which had been low for many years, leaving her helplessly rubbing her forehead.

"I fucking knew it."

Seeing that there wasn't much time left in the exam, Ying Ling suddenly had a brilliant idea.

"Damn it, this means I won't have time for the essay later!"

"Got it, Paimon, come out!"

After summoning Paimon, Ying adjusted the time to 9 a.m. the next day and then gave herself a thumbs up for her cleverness.

"That way we'll have time!"

Paimon, somewhat confused by Luminous's baffling actions, offered a reminder:

"Haven't you been adjusting like this for a day already?"

Upon hearing Paimon's question, Ying belatedly realized that something was wrong, and felt as if the world had turned gray.