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[Moze: You think you didn't offend them enough during the martial arts ceremony?!]

[Feixiao: I think I should send more people to protect Jiaoqiu.]

Number One wore a mask and hid by the kitchen door, while Pepper Hill was busy inside.

"I am Bu Liren, and I have decided to assassinate Jiao Qiu alone."

Number One peeked out from the door frame to observe the situation at Pepper Hill and began to think about his plan.

"He's cooking. Perfect opportunity. All I need to do is use a Flash, a Slash, and gracefully sheathe my sword before escaping through the window to finish get off work. I'm a genius."

After the plan was finalized, it was time to put it into practice. Number One drew his knife and dashed into the kitchen. Seeing that Pepper Hill hadn't noticed him yet, he happily exclaimed:

"Even if General Immortal Boat comes, he can't stop me!"

Jiaoqiu heard unfamiliar voices behind her. While fanning the fire, she glanced back and saw that all three generals were there, so she paid no more attention.

"What's stopping you? (?°д°)"

Feixiao's voice came from behind Number One. He sensed something was wrong and quickly switched to a fawning attitude:

"Nothing can stop me from winning with the Imperial Jade Tiles and a perfect hand!"

Rank Instructions: Number One - Mahjong Master

Seeing that Bu Liren was so sensible, Jing Yuan gladly agreed to the request.

Ciallo～（ㄥoω＜★ ★

After the battle, everyone except Number One had won big, and the table was almost overflowing with money. Jing Yuan happily waved goodbye to Number One.

"You're a really nice person! Come again sometime!"

Rank prompts: Jingyuan – Huntian, Jiaoqiu, Feixiao – Mahjong Saint

Number One arrived fully equipped, but left with only his pants and belt.

[Qingque: Good heavens, this is a complete 1v1! This is Mahjong Soul!]

[Gold Sand: He's going to lose terribly, but luckily we left him a pair of pants.]

[Ying: That's for sure! If the pants win too, then it won't just be a mosaic anymore!]

[Fu Xuan: General Jingyuan's rank is so high, it seems he's been slacking off quite a bit!]

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, this is called proper relaxation, which is beneficial to physical and mental health.]

[Ling: At least he can be proud now, having single-handedly held his own against two Immortal Ship Generals.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: What you said makes sense.]

[Wang Lufei: That sounds so familiar! It reminds me of that guy who calls throwing shurikens from 800 miles away a sparring match!]

[Kakuzu: Who do you think you are, standing here like this?! Believe it or not, I'll trade you for my bounty!]

[Jiaoqiu: Such a persistent assassin is a rare sight these days!]

[March 7th: They were trying to assassinate you, what are you complaining about?!]

Chapter 83 Coriander Dumplings Assassinate Pepper Hill, Be Brave and Do It

Some time later, Number One, still harboring wicked intentions, hid in the wardrobe of Jiaoqiu's house.

"Just hang in there a little longer, we'll be off work soon. The intelligence says that Jiaoqiu loves spicy food."

So I set up a dangerous trap inside the house. Now all I have to do is wait for him to come to me, then deliver a fatal blow.

Seeing the chili peppers scattered all over the ground, Jiaoqiu bent down and picked them up one by one.

When Project Number One succeeded, a perverted guy suddenly appeared next to him.

Who are you?

Xing completely ignored Number One's question, muttering "Pepper Hill's little tail."

As soon as the cabinet door opened, a blond traveler rushed in, his face bearing the same twisted expression as Xing's.

"Then his ears are mine, hehehe."

Number One glared angrily at the two perverts beside him and muttered:

"Doesn't the Jiaoqiu family have security guards? How come just anyone can come in?"

Suddenly, a strange man's voice rang out. The three looked over in shock and saw Makze, dressed in a security guard uniform, eating a bunch of chili peppers in his arms. He was also looking at them.

"I am a security guard."

Pepper Hill watched from outside as the wardrobe moved around wildly, with pink hearts and wailing sounds constantly emanating from inside.

"Awooo~ Howling~ Awooo~!"

~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (An indescribable scene)

Moze handcuffed Xing and Ying away, leaving them both bruised and battered.

"That's terrible, how could you turn on your own accomplices?"

Pepper Hill was still eating chili peppers, and standing to his right was Miserable Number One.

This time, Number One was completely naked, covered in Xing and Ying's lipstick marks, and stood there crying sadly.

"Hmm~ Hmph~ Hmph~ Hmph~"

[March 7th: These two are truly something else.]

[Gimi: If it weren't censored, this book would be gone!]

Paimon: That wardrobe bore a burden it shouldn't have to bear at its age.

[Star: We just wanted to touch Peppercorn's tail!]

[Ying: Exactly! We didn't do anything wrong, we just wanted to satisfy our curiosity.]

[Mozawa: So this is your excuse for stripping and molesting people?]

[Star: So what? Which law of the Immortal Ship says you can't molest someone?!]

[Bai Lu: You guys don't believe it, there really isn't! These two are precedents.]

[Feixiao: Although you can deal with Bu Liren however you want, this is truly freakish!]

A finger pierced through the window paper of Pepper Hill's house. After Number One confirmed with his nose that there was no problem, he watched Pepper Hill cook soup through the small hole.

"It's easy to defend against a spear in the open, but hard to guard against an arrow in the dark. I'll choose to use poison. How will you deal with that, Jiaoqiu?"

Jiaoqiu scooped up a spoonful of soup, tasted it, and then frowned.

"Why isn't it spicy?"

Jiaoqiu kept adding chili peppers to the pot until there was almost no soup left. As for why it wasn't spicy?

Because Jiaoqiu never scooped a second spoonful of soup; he only ever tasted the first spoonful.

I don't know how many times Jiao Qiu has added seasoning to the pot, but even No. 1 outside the window is getting a little impatient.

"Why isn't it ready yet!"

Number One had just finished complaining about Pepper Hill when he left that spot, took out a pre-prepared extra-long poisoning device, and extended it toward Pepper Hill's soup.

"Go away, what a great opportunity! I'll blow all the poison into the soup base and then sit back and reap the benefits."

Number One was so focused on poisoning that he didn't notice that Jiaoqiu had walked up behind him and patted him on the shoulder.

"Young friend, why are you drinking here all by yourself?"

Startled by Pepper Hill, Number 1 changed from blowing to inhaling, and inhaled a gust of wind, sucking in the poison that hadn't been blown out along with Pepper Hill's concentrated chili soup.

After drinking it, Number One's health bar appeared, and it was obvious that Number One's health would flash red from time to time.

Within seconds, Number One's face turned almost as pale as Thanos's, and he collapsed to the ground.

Jiaoqiu looked at Number One lying on the ground, puzzled.

"How come she fainted after just two pats?"

[Xiangling: Good heavens, it's a miracle I didn't die after drinking poison and this pot of chili peppers together.]

[Qiong: I felt the part where Jiaoqiu was cooking soup was a bit awkward. He knew to add more ingredients to the pot when the flavor was too mild.]

[Star: Why didn't you think to add a spoonful of soup after you've added the ingredients?]

[March 7th: This is treating Bu Li people like Japanese people!]

Kiana: Am I imagining things? That chili soup makes me lose health faster than poison.

Silver Wolf: That's right. Poisoning causes slow damage, while Pepper Hill's soup deals instant damage.

When Number One woke up, he found himself in Pepper Hill's house, where Pepper Hill had even handed him a bowl of soup.

"Here, drink it while it's hot."

Because Number One was still wearing an oxygen concentrator, he spoke softly, and from a distance, it sounded like he was making "uh-huh" sounds. He also waved his hands back and forth as if to express something.

"I know you are very touched, but I am a doctor, and healing the sick and saving lives is my duty."

As Jiaoqiu approached, he handed the soup to Number One. After getting closer, he could finally hear what Number One was saying.

"You stepped on my oxygen tube! (Scary image)"

Pepper looked down and saw that the spot where he had stepped had been squeezed into a ball by oxygen. He quickly lifted his foot and apologized to Number One.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

To express his apology, Jiaoqiu invited No. 1 and Moze to eat hot pot together.

"Come on, let's have hot pot. Consider it my way of apologizing for not being a good host."

Sitting at the dining table, Number One recalled his miserable mission reward and suddenly burst into tears.

"Not only did I lose all the funds, but I also failed to complete the mission, and my dear colleague even sacrificed his life. I can't do anything..."

Jiaoqiu placed a piece of meat in Number One's bowl and comforted him:

"A person who can cry while eating can do anything."

[Lekahn: I really want to complain! What do you mean by "sacrifice of a dear colleague"?! He was clearly shot dead before he even finished listening to the plan!]