American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

He'd never seen such an arrogant person in his entire life!

"Looks like this new Superman is pretty arrogant! Fuck, so what if you have hair! So what if you can fly! I'll see how long you can keep up this arrogance!"

Lex raised the remote control in his hand and pointed it at the poop superman in the sky.

At the same time, all the kryptonite lasers on the podium turned and aimed at him, firing green lasers at him simultaneously.

Poop Superman was instantly turned green, from head to toe, with a large amount of Kryptonite radiation filling his entire body.

Then, following his inner desire to perform, he descended slowly from the sky as if possessed by a movie star, his expression a mixture of pain and fear as he said:

"Ah!!! Could this be... could this be the Kryptonite Ray! The ray that can turn Superman into a useless piece of trash?! Ahhh!!!"

Superman: "Uh... is it really that exaggerated? It just means your strength disappears instantly. I didn't say this much when I was hit by this beam."

Lex Luthor had been waiting for this, and seeing yet another Superman get humiliated, he burst out laughing:

"Hahahaha! Aren't you Superman? Show me how you fly again! You curly-haired idiot pretending to be Superman! So what if you have hair? You're just as dumb as Superman!"

Superman, who also has curly hair, was speechless again. Lex Luthor's pettiness is quite severe.

Just as Lex Luthor was feeling smug, the pained-looking Poop Superman suddenly composed himself and said with a smile:

Just kidding!

As we all know, a smile is eternal; it doesn't disappear, but rather it moves on.

Lex Luthor's smile shifted to Poop Superman's face: "Hahahaha, the Kryptonite ray has no effect on me!"

Lex Luthor's expression changed instantly: shock! horror! disbelief!

The remote control in his hand was almost smoking from all the pressing; the intensity of the kryptonite ray was already at its maximum!

"Why?! This shouldn't be happening! Shouldn't you be lying on the ground, unable to move?!"

Poop Superman curled his lip in disdain:

"Pshaw, who told you I'm an ordinary Superman? I'm Poop Superman, okay?!"

Superman: "..." What do you mean by an ordinary Superman...? Are there any extraordinary Supermen out there?

Lex Luthor's eyes were bloodshot, and he wanted to explode, but he didn't know what to say. His wisdom told him that if he was too arrogant at this moment, he would be beaten to death. The other party didn't look serious and wasn't as easy to fool as Superman.

Ignoring Lex Luthor's emotional breakdown, Poop Superman began introducing himself, much like a long-suppressed IT guru introducing his software development:

"Although I have super strength, super speed, a body of steel, laser eyes... my superpower strength is about the same as that of an ordinary Superman."

But didn't you see that I came out of the toilet?

I'm just an ordinary IT programmer, just like everyone else. But when someone needs me, I'll rush to the toilet the moment I'm done. After I've finished pooping, I become Poop Superman!

He rambled on and on, completely disrupting the flow of the conversation. What was he even talking about? Nobody understood what he was saying!

They turned their heads in unison, their gazes meeting that of Superman, who looked equally bewildered.

"Ah..." Superman felt like he was being indirectly insulted.

Although he would occasionally slack off at work, such as going to the toilet to change clothes before rescuing people, he would never go to the toilet to defecate!

You know your own body well. A strong body can absorb food very cleanly, leaving very little waste.

But how could the other side have such an outrageous setting!

When the poop-wielding superhero, who was giving a passionate speech, saw that no one was paying attention to him and that everyone's eyes were on Superman, he immediately lost interest and stopped speaking.

"Ahem, back to the point. Hey you bald guy over there, let go of that Superman! Or I'll make my move! I'm super fast, I can fly over there and take you down in a second!"

To demonstrate his speed, he took Lex Luthor's remote control in a second and returned to his original position, making it seem to the citizens as if he had never left.

Lex Luthor: Is this guy crazy? If he has that kind of power, why does he need to talk so much? And which eye of yours saw me grab Superman? I'm suing you for defamation!

Lex Luthor, his body language betraying his intentions, raised his hands to avoid being hit.

Superman: "Thank you, this...actor...but I still have to remind you, hitting people is wrong."

Poop Superman didn't bother to listen, and his body, which was standing on the ground, suddenly swayed again.

Those light guns that emitted green rays all became ineffective after Poop Superman shook them.

Superman felt himself suddenly gaining strength, and it was rapidly increasing. He stood at attention again, and all the muscles in his body tensed up once more.

Lex Luthor was shocked. Why was the Kryptonite Energy Gun malfunctioning?!

Does that mean Superman will be able to recover?!

Lois noticed Superman's change and happily let go of his hand!

All the Kryptonite on the podium has been taken by Poop Superman.

Everything has been placed in the 'Tomb of the Living Dead' base, and the kryptonite can no longer affect this area.

Without the constraints of Kryptonite, Superman's recovery speed is terrifyingly fast. In just a few seconds, he can deploy his biofield and fly steadily.

He pushed off with both feet, creating a sonic boom, and shot into the sky in a flash.

He broke through the clouds and faced the sunlight. The sunlight eliminated all the negative effects, and Superman recovered.

He flew back to the podium.

This time, however, he was much more cautious. He first used his X-ray vision to survey the area before landing in the safe zones where he could see through the walls.

The situation has reversed.

Lex Luthor felt exhausted. This was supposed to be his home game, and he should have won!

It's all because of this superpowered person who suddenly appeared.

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"Very well, now that you're free, Superman, I'll be going now! I'm in a hurry!"

Poop Superman said hello and then prepared to fly away.

Superman appeared in front of him in a flash, smiling, and said, "Can we talk?"

"No, I'm in a hurry, goodbye!"

boom!

With a terrifying sonic boom, Poop Superman vanished!

Superman's pupils contracted; he had only managed to see a fleeting afterimage of him!

The other person was actually faster than him!

When he turned around to chase after him, the other person had already disappeared!

"He's even faster than me! What an amazing imitator!"

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"Damn it, the watch only has five minutes left! I can't waste those five minutes!"

The time for Poop Superman to transform is almost here.

However, even if it's only for five minutes, don't underestimate his superhuman abilities!

In just one minute, he had a complete understanding of the entire metropolis and everything about computers!

It includes: computer hardware, computer functions, software design, hardware design, intelligent AI, and so on—a whole host of knowledge.

He then spent another minute searching for free in various electronic waste dumps, and used his laser eyes to manually assemble parts, creating what was then the most powerful computer available at that time.

Next, he used his IT programming skills to create and install the computer's AI system in the remaining time.

Just in time!

Beep beep beep beep... Bang!

Poop Superman has turned back into Tian Xiaoban.

Before he could even stuff this supercomputer, which was over five meters tall, into the 'Tomb of the Living Dead'...

The vast amount of knowledge feedback from Poop Superman would first enter his brain.

"Hiss—! Ah!!!!"

In an instant, a huge amount of computer knowledge crammed into his mind, so much so that Tian Xiaoban's head swelled and ached!

My C drive feels like it's about to explode!

His heart received a distress signal from his brain, and the electric current triggered a stress response, causing his heart to beat faster. All the current in his body rushed to his brain to recharge it!

His brain was rapidly strengthening, desperately trying to retain that vast amount of knowledge. His brain was constantly getting stronger amidst destruction and growth!

Tian Xiaoban suddenly felt both pain and itchiness! It felt like her brain was growing!

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The appearance of Poop Superman has sparked public outcry.

Titles: "Turns out, Superman needs to poop before saving people!", "Shocking! Superman doesn't wash his hands after pooping, and might even run out of toilet paper!", "Shocking, fake Superman, taken down with one shot!", "Pictures don't lie, Superman has a brother!", "CEO Luthor announces: Immediately develop hair growth serum to get rid of baldness!"...

In just one afternoon, this kind of news was already everywhere in newspapers.

No one was happy in this incident.

Lex Luthor is tricked by the newly appeared Superman.

Metropolis Superman is tricked by Lex Luthor.

Lois Lane indirectly helped Lex Luthor outwit Superman.

And then there's that mysterious Superman who calls himself Poop Superman. He blew up the public toilets at LexCorp, and now that ruin has become a tourist hotspot, with photos of it appearing in almost every newspaper.

The citizens of the metropolis are the real winners; they've had so much fun and juicy gossip in just one day.

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Lex Group headquarters.

Lex Luthor smashed the third computer.

He was absolutely furious!

First, there was that yellow bird that didn't show up, and then there was that damned poop superman!

He should have used the fame of Yellow Bird and Superman to become the most successful businessman in Metropolis today! And then, with a little more maneuvering, become the spiritual leader of humanity in Metropolis!