American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Louise screamed and ran over to help the weakened Superman up! There was nothing she could do but watch him falter.

Lex Luthor walked over, squatted down, and approached Superman's weakened face, grinning maliciously as he said, "Hahahaha, yes, that's the expression I wanted to see!"

Shock! Fear! And the fear of becoming an ordinary person! Welcome to the ranks of ordinary people, Superman!

"Damn Luther, what did you do to him! How could you treat a hero like this!"

"Whose hero? Certainly not mine. Don't worry, that green light will only weaken him; he won't die."

Despite Lois Lane's murderous glare, Lex Luthor calmly stood up again, looking down at her with an air of superiority:

"Superman, while humans may not have your X-ray vision, they do have all sorts of surveillance cameras."

You don't actually think I'd dare to make a move without being sure I'm safe, do you? Haha, I've figured out all your weaknesses!

offstage.

Look at the once invincible Superman, now weakly leaning against Lois, while the ordinary Luthor stands triumphantly in front of him.

Lex Luthor is the victor at this moment!

The once quiet scene instantly erupted into chaos!

In an instant, cheers, whistles, and exclamations of awe filled the air!

The citizens of Metropolis never imagined that the invincible Superman would be defeated by Lex Luthor!

…………

The only person in the audience who didn't react much was Tian Xiaoban, who had come to watch the spectacle.

From his perspective, Lex Luthor showed off his intelligence, completely outclassing Superman's so-called super brain.

The green kryptonite ray knocked Superman down instantly. He was like a balloon with a hole in it, constantly leaking air... The enormous energy within him was also dissipated by the ray.

This made Tian Xiaoban feel very uncomfortable, as if he could easily defeat Superman as long as he had Kryptonite!

There's a sense of loss, like a potential future rival being utterly defeated by a nobody!

That damned Superman, he took all my excitement back!

Then, Lex Luthor started his classic villainous act: a sarcastic speech!

They're building up the atmosphere; given the current plot development, a twist is imminent—Superman will probably be rescued by someone, or something…

But...ten minutes later...

As the noise from the audience gradually subsided and the shock of the citizens was almost gone, the crowd began to calm down.

Lex Luthor still didn't make any further moves, leaving Superman lying dead on the ground, as if he were waiting for someone.

"That shouldn't be the case?" Lex Luthor rubbed his bald head. According to conventional thinking, that super-fast bird that saved so many people yesterday would definitely come to the rescue now that Superman is in danger!

Why hasn't he come yet after so long?

If Tian Xiaoban knew what Lex Luthor was thinking, he would definitely say to Lex Luthor with a mocking look:

"Lai Tu, I wish I could too, but I really can't transform into one! If I really turned into a yellow bird, I could fly over and beat you up in a second! I definitely wouldn't make you wait a second longer!"

The citizens below were equally puzzled. They didn't know what Lex Luthor was waiting for, and judging from his confused expression, something was clearly out of his control.

Then, a particularly brave guy in the audience spoke up and asked, "Lex Luthor, what are you waiting for?"

Since someone had asked so earnestly, Lex Luthor naturally took pity on him and said he had no desire to be the riddle-solver:

"I'm waiting for that bird."

He then pointed to the yellow bird on the big screen.

"Look, I've already taken care of Superman, so what's a bird compared to that? Don't worry, let's wait a little longer! I've installed over 30 high-speed cameras around this stage, and once it appears, its image will be displayed on the big screen!"

With the explanation, the crowd quieted down and waited patiently for the yellow bird to appear.

Tian Xiaoban: "? What the heck? I've gotten myself into this mess. Lai Tu is actually waiting for me? Should I show myself?"

After thinking about it, Tian Xiaoban decided to transform first and see what she could transform into!

I looked around and saw that there were quite a lot of people, but there was a public restroom not far away!

Tian Xiaoban jogged over, ready to transform!

I almost fainted from the stench as soon as I went in, wow, it smelled awful!

I was just about to find a door to go in and transform when I realized the toilet hadn't been flushed.

Close the door, next one.

Still didn't go for it!

Damn it, these people have no manners at all! Next!

Damn it, none of them were flushed!

"May those who don't flush their toilets suffer from constipation every day!"

The malevolent magical curse has spread far and wide!

"Let's clean it up anew!"

The entire restroom was spotless. Tian Xiaoban muttered speechlessly, "I'm probably the only one in the world who uses magic to clean a public restroom!"

Without further ado, let's transform!

Bang!

"Huh? What's going on? Why do I feel like my body is getting weaker?"

Tian Xiaoban came out of the private room and carefully examined her appearance in front of the mirror.

"Why do I look like an ordinary-looking IT programmer? And the overclocking meter is on my chest? Who the hell is this? What are its special abilities? Tell me already! Give me some kind of reaction!"

Glug glug~

"Holy crap—it turns out this programmer isn't feeling well; he even has an upset stomach! Luckily I used magic earlier, otherwise I wouldn't dare use this place!"

………………

Let's turn our attention back to the podium.

Another 20 minutes passed, and even Superman had recovered and was standing on the podium again.

However, due to the influence of the Kryptonite beam, Superman now only has the physical strength of an ordinary Earthling.

"Luther, you've proven human intelligence to me, but I will still do what I have to do!"

Lex Luthor was already annoyed by the absence of the Yellow Bird, and Superman's serious gaze made him even more uncomfortable.

"Hmph, foolish. You're just an ordinary person now. I can take you down with a regular pistol. Without your strength, what can you do? Don't try to make me laugh!"

Superman continued earnestly, "Even if I lose my powers, I will still help others! I didn't become Superman because of those powers, but because of my desire to help others—that's what makes people call me Superman!"

Clark was right about that. In the beginning, he was just helping others while wearing his Kryptonian suit. Because he helped so many people, the news gave him a nickname: Superman!

Whether others believe it or not, Lois looks at Superman with such intense, almost drool-worthy eyes!

Lex Luthor couldn't refute it, he just snorted disdainfully. He couldn't very well lock Superman up for research in public! He could only do this in private.

boom!!

The toilet nearby exploded! The explosion was deafening!

A figure that everyone was very familiar with slowly rose from the ruins.

His battle suit was blue and red, with a red cape fluttering behind him. He wore red boxer shorts with the word "SUPER BLADE" engraved on the elastic band.

Unlike the big "S" on Superman's chest, his chest has "S" and "B" written on it.

His first words left everyone present speechless.

"Hey, do you have any tissues?"

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"Huh? This..."

Lex Luthor, stumped by Poop Superman's question, felt his brilliant mind go blank.

He turned his head, looking at Superman with a somewhat strange expression, and asked, "Your brother?"

At this time, General Zod of Krypton had not yet begun his invasion of Earth; aliens only existed in textbooks. The citizens of Metropolis, including Levi, still understood Superman as an extremely powerful superhuman.

Superman was also dumbfounded; his super brain was truly useless at this moment: Could there be other Kryptonians on Earth? But his father's phantom AI said that there should only be one Kryptonian on Earth... Could it be, a Superman imitator?

He honestly replied, "No, I don't know him. I'm an only child, I have no brothers."

Lex Luthor scanned back and forth, noticing the two men's similar height, similar bangs, similar outfits, and even their similar habit of writing letters on their chests.

"Are you sure? Then why is he dressed like you? Could he be a half-brother you don't know about?"

Lex Luthor suddenly thought of his half-sister whom he had just found; he had been completely bewildered when they first met.

Is Superman going to stage a surprise family reunion?

Superman himself knows that he is an alien and it is impossible for him to have a human brother, no matter how similar they are.

"Perhaps he's one of my admirers... imitating me..."

Even Superman, affected by Kryptonite, cannot determine the strength of his opponent.

Now that he no longer has superpowers or super vision, he can't even see the markings on the opponent's suit.

The assessment of the opponent's strength was based on the toilet that had just exploded, which was right under the feet of Poop Superman, leaving only ruins.

He can easily destroy a building, so his strength must be considerable! And he can fly too. Dressed like that, even if he's pretending to be Superman, no one would think it's fake.

………………

The atmosphere at the scene was very strange. Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become awkward, the poop superhero floating in the sky had a strange urge to prevent the whole scene from becoming cold.

Then he said the next sentence:

"It's okay if we don't have any paper, we don't have many minutes left anyway."

Hey, you bald guy over there, let go of that Superman! Let me handle this!

Lex Luthor, who was mocked on the spot, immediately had veins bulging on his forehead.