American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Your vegetative state patient is as strong as a caveman? His muscles are so tight they're making his clothes look taut!

"If you don't want to talk, then don't. Why are you playing me for a fool?"

Seventh Brother stretched out his finger and shook it:

"No, I'm not playing tricks on you or deceiving you. Essentially, you can think of me as a gourd."

"..." Jason covered his face with his hands. Here it comes, Tian Xiaoban's unique inhuman speech after transforming! Here it comes!

They either can't speak human language, or what they say is incomprehensible to people.

"Young Master Ban, here's the paper and pen you requested!"

Alfred appeared just in time to save the day, with a parchment book and a hand-polished sterling silver pen in his hands.

Thank you!

Seventh Brother thanked them, then walked to the nearest table and began to write furiously!

As time went by, he became increasingly frantic while writing his books, and would often burst into laughter.

This gave Jason the feeling of seeing the Joker unleashed!

"Beep beep beep beep...! Bang!"

It's time to transform! Tian Xiaoban has transformed back to normal!

Once I switched back, the inspiration vanished, and the blessing of extraordinary wisdom disappeared!

Although his expression still showed excitement, his hands were trembling uncontrollably. A peerless martial arts manual! He had actually created it!

His expression immediately froze. He didn't know whether he should practice or not. Without the Seventh Brother's extraordinary wisdom, he didn't know if he could still learn it!

Tian Xiaoban opened the parchment book filled with writing and began to examine it carefully.

From a normal person's perspective, one glance would tell you that this is utter nonsense!

However, Tian Xiaoban knew that this was a peerless secret manual! It was compiled by him personally and polished with the extraordinary wisdom of the Seventh Brother!

"It truly lives up to its reputation as an unparalleled martial art; just one look at it makes my mind start spinning!"

Chapter 28 Electric Current Driven (Crash Edition)

"Jason, come on, let's train in this amazing skill together! Once you master it, you'll be able to punch Superman and kick Batman! You'll become a true powerhouse, and then you can do whatever you want!"

Jason took the notebook speechlessly, expressing his complete disbelief in Tian Xiaoban's exaggerated claims.

However, he still stared at it curiously for a long time, and then he gave Tian Xiaoban a look that suggested he was mentally challenged:

"Are you sure you can practice with this? It'll kill you!"

"Coward! What's so scary about death for power! Don't you want to have world-destroying power?"

Then you can do whatever you want! Beat up whoever you want! Wiping out a city's villains is just a thought away! Aren't you tempted?!

Jason couldn't hold back any longer. He angrily pointed at the outrageous words and said:

"Fuck, are you fucking insane?! You don't actually want to train with electric current, do you?"

The beginning says to use electric shocks to stimulate the body and enhance physical fitness, which I don't mind. But what's that next part? It says you need to be struck by lightning to quickly become stronger!

"Are you trying to kill yourself already?!"

It's not that Jason is too cowardly, it's that this thing is practically suicide! This book looks like a suicide manual!

What does it mean to attach electrode pads to the body and then practice by being shocked with electricity?

Do 100 push-ups, 100 squats, and run 5 kilometers for a month! This will allow your body to adapt to the electrical current and store trace amounts of it! Then train your martial arts to generate that electrical current!

This is only the first part of the technique.

The second part is the most outrageous. It involves using meditation to enhance mental power until it can envelop the entire body. Then, using this mental power, the cells in the body are vibrated to generate electricity through friction. This electricity is then used to generate magnetism, and finally, the magnetic field is made to rotate...

A crab with a generous gift? If someone could train to make that, would they even be human? A humanoid electric eel?

Tian Xiaoban's face was full of a confident smile. He said, "Weaklings definitely won't do! But don't forget, we still have the teeth of the Claw Killer! We don't need to worry about the initial damage to our bodies at all!"

Jason looked shocked: "No way! You want me to replace my teeth? No way, I absolutely don't want to! Those were used by corpses, they're disgusting!"

"You don't have to change them, just clean your teeth and soak them in water to drink!"

“You…” Jason, who had just finished eating, suddenly felt nauseous: “Ugh, what the hell are you talking about? Ugh! Is this a method a normal person could come up with? Ugh…”

Looking at the vomit all over the floor, Tian Xiaoban was speechless.

"Damn, is it really that exaggerated? Why don't you just use it as a guide in traditional Chinese medicine? Have Afu add one as an ingredient when he makes soup, and you don't have to eat it when you pour the soup!"

"Stop, fuck, shut up! I feel like I can never look at Ah Fu's soup the same way again!"

Jason took deep breaths repeatedly to regulate his body.

Alfred sighed. What an undeserved disaster! He still needed to explain himself regarding Tian Xiaoban's slander:

"Young Master Ban, I would never use strange ingredients to make soup! As the butler, the food I prepare is always nutritious and delicious!"

Tian Xiaoban's lips twitched. "I was just using a metaphor, Afu!"

"...Alright then, if you're not happy, there's nothing I can do. I'll practice it myself! There will always be someone who appreciates this kind of peerless secret manual. Ah Fu, could you give me a false tooth with a sharp claw?"

Alfred paused for a moment. He genuinely believed that Tian Xiaoban would actually soak her dentures in water to drink, so he decisively refused.

"I'm sorry, young master, those dentures have already been taken away by the master for research, and there are no left in the manor."

"Uh, what a pity. Alright then! I'll figure something out myself!"

If you use your brain, there are always more solutions than problems!

Tian Xiaoban has more than one way of treating patients. Don't forget, he also has the magic of irony!

The magic book that Zatana gave me contained recipes for various recovery potions.

Tian Xiaoban can create some potions with healing abilities. These potions heal very quickly and can visibly heal injuries. The only drawback is that they are too expensive, requiring a large sum of money to buy the materials.

So, Tian Xiaoban shamelessly handed the prescription to Alfred, asking him to help prepare the medicinal materials.

The reason is: this potion is really good, we can keep some on hand for Batman. As long as it's not a severed arm or leg, the healing effect is very fast. For example, it's incredibly effective for knife wounds and gunshot wounds!

He wasn't worried that Alfred wouldn't give it to him, because it was a magical potion that he had to brew and cast a spell on!

Alfred went to a quiet spot and started making phone calls, instructing people to prepare the medicine.

Tian Xiaoban and Jason were left staring at each other. Jason's eyes were filled with distrust and deep worry, afraid that his little brother might not understand and would do something reckless.

However, none of this matters to Tian Xiaoban now.

Now, he just wants to test whether this manual will work in this world.

He rushed out the door, glanced up at the sky, and exclaimed, "Hmm, it's cloudy, that's good!"

As he walked onto the open lawn, a magic circle appeared out of thin air beneath his feet and lit up instantly.

After the incantation was finished, Tian Xiaoban pointed to the sky and said:

"Magic Thunder Magic" (Lightning Magic)

Boom! The dark clouds began to churn, and thunder roared in succession.

Suddenly, the sky brightened up!

A bolt of lightning as thick as an arm pierced through the dark clouds and struck Tian Xiaoban squarely on the forehead!

The electric current entered forcefully, causing Tian Xiaoban to convulse and experience muscle spasms.

"Eee-ya ah-ah-ah..."

A few seconds later, the energy of the lightning spread across the ground, leaving behind a charred human-shaped figure standing there.

"Pfft!" Tian Xiaoban exhaled a puff of white smoke.

At this moment, his entire body was pitch black, and his clothes had been charred by the electricity! The hair on his body was also basically carbonized and scattered on his skin. Every strand of his hair was straightened by the electricity, and a burnt smell was emanating from the ends of his hair.

If it weren't for Little Broken Watch secretly helping to absorb most of the lightning, Tian Xiaoban would have killed himself!

"Fuck, are you a pig?! Ben!"

Jason rushed out of the house and saw a charred object standing in the open area, which was completely blackened.

Jason panicked and mentioned something Batman had warned him about:

"As expected, Batman was right, your watch will influence your personality!"

"You could tell from that flying egg and your reaction when you transformed! Fuck, how could you be so stupid as to go and get struck by lightning?! Even the Joker wouldn't do something so foolish!"

Jason didn't dare touch him at this moment. His body was charred and miserable. He didn't know if Tian Xiaoban was still alive!

"Wow! Natural lightning, that's fucking awesome!"

The coke spoke! Not only did it speak, it also moved! Although slowly, it was clear that it was performing a set of boxing techniques!

Jason had seen this boxing style before; it was illustrated in the book Tian Xiaoban had written.

It also states that this set of fist techniques can only be practiced when the body can store electrical current! Otherwise, it is impossible to cultivate electrical propulsion!

As long as you assume the posture described above and use the movements slowly and smoothly, this set of boxing techniques can quickly circulate blood throughout the body. While promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, it also allows the electrical currents stored in the body to flow throughout the entire system along the bloodstream!

When a person can perfectly utilize these martial arts techniques, turning the power of the electric current into their own, and using the electric current to propel them, that's it!

Electric current is a prerequisite for the rotation of a magnetic field; there must be electricity first, and then the electricity must be controlled!

As for the subsequent process of generating magnetism from electricity and then making the magnetic field rotate, this requires extraordinary wisdom to master! The threshold is very high, as high as three or four stories.

However, Tian Xiaoban can understand these difficulties.

After all, this technique was created by the Seventh Brother's brain, so it's normal for some bizarre things to happen.

So what if leveling up through cultivation is relatively difficult?!

He can overcome it! After 20 years of practice, he doesn't need to reach the level of magnetic field rotation, but only to be invincible when propelled by electric current.

Tian Xiaoban, who was practicing boxing in the open space, was getting faster and faster, and his body began to crackle with electric arcs!

"No way!"

Jason's mouth gaped open. He suddenly wondered if he was going crazy or if there was something wrong with his eyes.

This electric shock from head to toe means that the ridiculous training methods in that "suicide manual" are actually real!