"Plastic items break easily in hell. This one is custom-made, and the holy water poured in won't lose its divine power. It costs $50,000."
Tian Xiaoban raised his gun again: "Damn it, f***ing! A little water and a broken iron kettle, and you dare to sell it to me for 50,000? Do you really think I'm an ATM?!"
Constantine: "No, no, no, brother, it was that iron kettle that I sold you for 50,000, but I didn't take a single penny of the holy water! Such a big kettle, if it were put at one of our auction houses, it would start at 500,000!"
Tian Xiaoban asked suspiciously, "You dare say you didn't add water? Your character has always been questionable."
"Slander? I certainly didn't. My hatred for the fallen is not enough to make me greedy for such a small advantage!"
Tian Xiaoban was "heartbroken" and took out Batman's black card again to transfer the money.
He looked at Constantine expressionlessly: "Is there anything else you want to say?"
Constantine grinned slyly and said, "Need me to send you there? Point-to-point teleportation, fair and square. Ten thousand US dollars."
Damn, so there's a fixed-point teleportation fee! No wonder the map was explained in such detail before; it was just to force me to pay for the route.
"You're ruthless! Keep going!"
"no problem!"
Once the transaction was complete, Constantine's mercenary smile vanished:
"I must warn you, according to my records, the longest a human has ever survived in Hell is approximately one week. If you haven't left Hell after one week, you will be transformed into the next low-level demon!"
Tian Xiaoban nodded, two swords slung behind his back, two guns tucked into his waistband, two bullet belts hanging from his body, and his heinous soul stuffed into his pockets. And then there was his outermost, smelly coat.
"I understand! Begin the teleportation!"
"Very well, then open the gates to hell!"
A crimson, eerie vortex appeared directly beneath Tian Xiaoban's feet.
Unsurprisingly, Tian Xiaoban fell down!
"You bastard Kang, just you wait!"
Constantine grinned smugly and shouted at the portal, "I'll be waiting for you to come back and get your revenge! Goodbye, little brother."
Once the portal closed, Constantine's expression turned serious: "What a loss! What a huge loss! I should have charged him more."
..............................
Falling, falling, and falling some more.
There's nothing to say about that. That bastard Constantine opened the portal at such a high place!
Without some special skills, you'd be doomed from the fall.
The lower you fall, the stronger the heat wave becomes; the air is distorted, and you can't see anything below at all.
As she was about to hit the ground, Tian Xiaoban covered her body with air to increase her resistance to the extreme environment.
The covering air also freed him from the shackles of gravity, allowing him to soar through the air.
The land of hell was a deep crimson, and the areas that weren't crimson were all lava. Luckily, I was able to float in mid-air using the Flying Technique; if I had fallen directly into the lava, that would have been a truly miserable death.
"Damn it, that map was a complete waste of time. In a place where visibility is so poor, how can anyone tell which way to go!"
That damned Constantine, he didn't teach me how to navigate at all!
Tian Xiaoban rummaged through her belongings to see if Constantine had stuffed in anything, like a compass or a north compass.
Then I found the parchment map that Teacher Zatana had given me.
The map, which originally had no drawings, suddenly had lines appear on it. When he opened it, he saw that it was the same map that Constantine had shown him.
However, the parchment wasn't drawn as clearly as the demon's skin.
Fortunately, the parchment has location markings!
The area where Tian Xiaoban is located is represented by a pentagram symbol on the parchment.
"The teacher is the most reliable! You just wait, you scumbag Kang! When we get out of here, I'll definitely kick your ass hard with my boots!"
Chapter 102 Garfield is Evolving Rapidly (Part Two)
According to the terms of the gamble, Morpheus randomly threw Garfield into Hell, regardless of whether it would be burned to death by the lava; it was completely random.
Morpheus then arrived at Lucifer's hell palace.
Inside the palace, a huge screen floats high in the air, displaying two surveillance images: the left half shows Tian Xiaoban, and the other half shows Garfield.
Behind the curtain were two sofas and two glasses of wine. Morpheus and Lucifer sat together on the sofas, watching the live broadcast of the betting game.
As they watched Tian Xiaoban get tricked by Constantine, Lucifer smiled and asked Morpheus:
"I love this little guy; he always brings me endless surprises. I can't even predict his little gadgets."
Every time I observe Tian Xiaoban's future line, it's like a delightful surprise, like eating candy.
It's like peeling off the coating of a fruit candy; you can guess the general flavor from the color, but you'll never know what it tastes like until you taste it.
He could observe Ben Tennyson transforming into different characters and embarking on various adventures in the future. But Lucifer couldn't guess what character Ben Tennyson would become in the next second before the record was broken.
Just like Tian Xiaoban's time, it was anchored by his broken watch.
"If I look at it from a time perspective, his chances of winning this bet are constantly changing. Sometimes it's a crushing victory, and sometimes it's a crushing defeat. That's what makes the game interesting! Morpheus, I love this game!"
Morpheus remained coldly aloof, saying, "You set the terms of the bet, and I'm just choosing what I want to choose. Lucifer, your passion for the game is irrelevant to me. I only want the result."
Lucifer finished the wine in his glass, but the glass would be automatically refilled immediately, so that the wine in the glass would always remain in the same position.
Even the hellish vintage wine that almost made him vomit no longer bothered him. After all, being omniscient and omnipotent, finding something unknown to amuse oneself in this world was truly not easy.
"Sigh, you're always like this. Morpheus, after all these years, you really need to change your indifferent attitude towards everything!"
As a friend, Lucifer could only offer some advice. Morpheus's indifferent attitude towards everything, much like his omniscient passivity, was essentially an occupational hazard.
As the one who controls "dreams" in the Endless Family, Morpheus can have whatever he wants.
He is the God of dreams, able to give you whatever you want. As long as beings in the real world have thoughts, ideas, and the capacity to think, Morpheus can turn the impossible into possible and dreams into reality.
He can skip all the process and give you the result directly!
When everything is readily available, one naturally becomes uninterested in everything.
Morpheus's indifference to everything was a habit he developed as a form of self-protection after existing for so long.
“It’s not that I don’t care about anything, Lucifer. Indifference just makes me care less about what I have.”
"Say what you will, come and have a drink."
........................
the other side.
Garfield was lucky enough to wake up in mid-air, but he was actually woken up by the heat.
High in the air, it looked completely bewildered.
"Holy crap, where am I? Wasn't I in Wayne's bedroom? Class?! Tian Xiao Class!!!"
Despite what was said, its descent speed did not slow down at all; the ground was a bright red patch, clearly not a suitable place for landing.
The cat transformed, its entire body turning blue, its body becoming thinner and longer, and butterfly-like wings rapidly growing from its back.
Ice Ghost!
He became transparent and passed directly into the ground. Beneath the rock layers lay magma, but he didn't fall directly into it. He flapped his wings in the bright underground, flipped upwards, and flew out of the ground.
"This ability to pass through walls is pretty good! It's still okay! Hehe... But where am I?"
He flapped his blue wings and flew through the air, surveying his surroundings. Maybe Tian Xiaoban was here too.
However, on this map with a red background, this blue, flying, fluttering moth stands out like a firefly in the night, so vivid and so outstanding.
In plain language: It was being targeted by the flying mid-level demons around it. Its striking blue color was like a group taunt in front of the demons: "Come and kill me!"
Minion Demon Number One: "Wow, is this a new demon? It looks really weird!"
Minor Fish Demon No. 2: "Never seen this before. It smells icy cold. Blue, looks delicious!"
Minion Demon Number Three: "I want to try it too! Hah—" Flames spewed from the demon's mouth, heading straight for the Ice Ghost.
The same thing happened with Minion Demon No. 4 and Minion Demon No. 5; they flapped their bat wings and attacked.
Like Garfield, he exhaled a chilling breath: "Ha—"
Unfortunately, the ice and cold air he spewed out were instantly dissipated by the heat waves of hell.
This is clearly a misuse of the environment. This is a scorching hell, and the cold air Garfield blows out is as ineffective as a school fan in summer.
The demon, who had initially been afraid of Garfield's use of mid-level magic, scoffed upon seeing the ice block turn to air:
"Hahaha, what a weak demon! Catch it! Attack! Eat it!"
Five low-level mid-tier demons, grinning maliciously, charged towards Frost Garfield, intending to tear him apart!
Garfield isn't exactly easygoing either. The opposing team is using the terrain advantage, but he also has a character who can utilize the terrain.
"You guys really disgust me! You're not the only ones who play with fire!"
Garfield flew straight down, and although he hadn't fully transformed before, he didn't mind trying it now!
His right hand had already turned red and swollen before he even plunged down, with peculiar patterns winding around it, faintly emitting a red glow. This giant hand seemed so out of place on his thin, dark blue body.
However, the moment that right hand plunged into the hellfire magma, the Ice Ghost's eyes instantly turned into a bright, magma-like gold.
Groudon's genes are fully activated, and a surge of fire power rushes in!
"Roar~————!"
The roar was dizzying, and the demons froze in mid-air.
The Sword of the Cliff!
Rock spikes mixed with magma burst forth from the ground without warning!
In an instant, the five demons were dressed up like "candied hawthorns".
"He's got brains, but not many; I wonder if he'll be of any use!"
Groudon Garfield walked over to the "candied hawthorn" and took a bite!
This was also Tian Xiaoban's idea. He once told Garfield: "I might unlock space-type characters in the future. What if I accidentally teleport you away?"
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