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Constantine the Fly rubbed his hands together: "His name is First Fallen One! An old, immortal demon!"

Tian Xiaoban nodded: "No problem! I guarantee I'll beat him to a pulp!"

Constantine: "I have one more small request. It would be best if he told me as he died: The foolish game is over!"

"That's all, it's a small matter!"

Chapter 101: Tricked Before It Even Began (Part 1)

Constantine, that cunning liar, believed Tian Xiaoban so quickly?

Of course not. From the moment Tian Xiaoban entered, the Mysterious House began analyzing the soul and bloodline of this Tian Xiaoban.

After ruling out factors that could determine the other party's stance, such as demonic possession, demonic hybrid, angelic hybrid, brainwashing, and manipulation, etc.

Constantine is now certain that the person in front of him is a true Earth mage.

Human genes are pure, uncontaminated by angels or demons, which is not magical at all.

Such a pure Earthling, this is even more outrageous than winning the lottery. Constantine himself thought that he might not even be as pure as the other person.

Since there is no genetic or bloodline influence, it can be determined that Tian Xiaoban is neither from Heaven nor Hell. Furthermore, because Tian Xiaoban has very strong mental power, at the Grand Mage level, the possibility of being mentally controlled is ruled out.

If Tian Xiaoban were controlled by beings from Heaven or Hell, he would have a distinct dimensional aura, but he didn't; he was as pure as a blank sheet of paper that had never been contaminated.

Even with Tian Xiaoban's strength as a great magician, Constantine wasn't entirely confident that he could survive in Hell.

However, it's still possible to have Tian Xiaoban bring life to Hell.

Tell Tian Xiaoban to bring more holy water bombs and Bible bullets to give those hellish scum a bath and get rid of their hellish bad luck.

Giving that first-time victim a "Constantine's Surprise!" is still an option!

………………

Constantine led Tian Xiaoban to a small door.

Once opened, the interior is a library so large that its boundaries are invisible.

"Come with me, I'll get you a map of hell!"

He tapped on the bookshelf next to him, and a dark red drawing flew out from the white light at the edge.

The blueprints floated in front of the two of them and slowly unfolded.

"This is a map made from the skin of a great demon, depicting most of Hell. The un-mapped areas represent unexplored areas with unknown risks."

Constantine, with one hand in his trench coat pocket and the other pointing to the largest area, said:

"There are no continental plates in Hell. These twelve plates that look like plates are actually the territories of demons. They carved out their own territories based on their strength, and the largest one is the territory of the newly fallen."

Tian Xiaoban nodded to indicate that she understood, and Constantine continued:

"This is your first target. The territory of the Fallen Ones is vast, and there are fewer demons in the border areas. This will reduce the chances of you being surrounded by low-level demons as soon as you enter."

Next, you'll need to bypass Hellfire Volcano and Fallen Rock Valley, where several high-ranking demons reside. You'll need some small items to get around them.

Constantine pulled out a leather coat from somewhere, which reeked of a strong stench.

"This is clothing made from the skin of a mid-level demon. It allows you to blend in with the demons, but it only works on mindless little demons. If you're clever enough, you can get past mid-level demons as well."

"This coat is also imbued with illusion magic. Once you put it on, you will transform into the demon form of this coat, making it easy for you to disguise yourself."

"If you encounter a high-ranking demon, this won't work. You'll have to run as fast as you can, preferably leaving Hell altogether, so you don't get caught. Demons become weaker once they leave Hell. Once you're in the human world, there are plenty of ways to deal with them."

Constantine's tone was full of confidence; he had dealt with (or killed) countless great demons.

Tian Xiaoban frowned as she took the clothes: "This stuff stinks even worse than athlete's foot. Do I really have to wear it? Look at these clothes, they're so stiff they could stand up on their own!"

Constantine gave him a look of utter disbelief: "Of course, little brother, you have to understand, that's hell! If you go in without disguise, you'll be like a piece of cheese that's fallen into a rat's nest, easily attacked by those filthy rats."

"Don't even mention encountering the Demon King; if you run into a powerful demon, you might get bogged down and killed. Holy water and sacred magic from the mortal realm will be much less effective in hell. Avoid them if you can; trust me."

Tian Xiaoban knew that Constantine might have misunderstood, thinking that his ability to become stronger when facing stronger opponents had a limited number of uses, so he was telling him to avoid it if possible.

However, this doesn't match what was said before, Tian Xiaoban countered:

"So what? Isn't our goal to find the strongest demon first? Find the strongest, become the strongest, then crush them and leave hell?"

Constantine was speechless for a moment, sensing that the other person's mind was a bit slow, so he explained:

"Oh, little brother, don't be in such a hurry! We are, after all, human beings."

No matter how well you know the situation in Hell, it's certainly not as clear as what the demons themselves know. After you bypass those two places, you'll enter a half-built demon paradise. Then you go…”

Tian Xiaoban's mind was indeed a little slow to process this, after all, there was very little information about Hell, and he didn't know much about it.

"Wait, how did you know there was a Devil's Paradise there?"

"Because that lousy place, the theme of the paradise is me! The paradise that the First Fallen One built for me. Hehe, but that idiot First Fallen One was completely fooled by me, hehe, he couldn't take me away at all! Hehehehehe."

Constantine's face was filled with smugness and pride. Being able to deceive such a powerful demon of lord level multiple times made him a legend in the world of mages.

"Once you get there, go to this address. There's a Hellfire Bar there, and there's a succubus there who's incredibly easy to talk to. She can do you a favor for just one truly heinous soul, even if it's... a thing!"

Constantine's smile was lewd, all traces of his earlier smugness gone, replaced only by lewdness.

That expression says it all.

"Oh? You've been there?"

"Hmm, of course I've been there. I have to say, if the theme of that amusement park were for first-time offenders, I would be happy to take over the park!"

Okay, let's leave that topic aside and move on.

Constantine's smile faded, and he continued with a serious expression, "This face-changing technique is indeed impressive; Tian Xiaoban is ashamed of his own abilities."

"You can get some information about the Demon King of Hell from her. He is a heinous soul, and you can learn about him through her."

Constantine pulled a bottle from the pocket of his trench coat, and inside the bottle, a black thing was bouncing around.

"This thing... is disgusting!"

"But this is very attractive to demons, so try to hide it under that garment and don't take it out to look at it unless it's revealed during the transaction!"

"understand!"

Constantine then pointed to a few more places and said, "Remember these places too. Never go there!"

What's there?

"It's nothing, just a few large soul dueling arenas. Remember, don't go!"

"OK, I understand. Anything else?"

Constantine thought for a moment: "Remember to go all out when you beat up the newly fallen! That's all. Take that outfit, let's go to the armory!"

Tian Xiaoban picked up the stiff, smelly clothes with disgust, trying to keep her as far away from them as possible.

"You should get used to it. This smell is everywhere in hell. The smell on this piece of clothing is already very mild. The sooner you get used to it, the better."

"I see!"

……

The two of them passed through two doors and arrived at Constantine's armory.

Various weapons, both hot and cold, are hung on the wall; bullets of various types and sizes are all engraved with the Bible, and every grenade in the warehouse is also engraved with miniature scriptures.

"Machine guns, shotguns, grenade launchers, Holy Cross crossbows, Holy Cross swords. And this box of Holy Water grenades. You choose, take as many as you can."

"So much stuff... I'll just bring two swords and a gun then."

Tian Xiaoban picked up two Desert Eagles and two cross swords.

"Are you really that confident in your abilities?"

"Of course. Magic is my talent, melee combat is my hobby, two swords and two guns are enough. Uh, give me a lot of bullets, I have a fear of insufficient firepower."

Constantine smiled broadly: "Sure, I'll charge you the cost price for this set, $250,000."

Tian Xiaoban was shocked. She had said before that she would take as much as she could, and she thought that you were very generous. It turns out you were waiting for me here!

"Damn it, why don't you just rob someone? These four things plus some bullets, and you dare to sell them for such a high price! Do you believe I'll kill you?!"

Crackling sounds emanated from Tian Xiaoban's body, the electric current making him look extremely intimidating!

He had already placed two cross-shaped swords against Constantine's neck, intending to kill him on the spot if the other dared to say anything unreasonable.

Constantine swallowed hard and said under pressure, "I have always been honest and fair to everyone, and the cost price of my goods is not high. But look at the workmanship. Engraving the Bible takes a lot of time and effort, and it requires devout believers to do it. It takes a lot of personal connections."

If you don't have that much money, $100,000 is fine too, but you'll owe me a favor, how about that? Don't forget, I didn't take the money for your devil coat.”

Tian Xiaoban sheathed her sword and said seriously, "No, you've ruined everyone who owes you a favor. I'll pay, I'll just swipe my card!"

Constantine deftly pulled a card reader from his clothes.

"make a deal!"

Tian Xiaoban looked at the trench coat pocket with a puzzled expression:

"What's wrong with your clothes? How did you fit such a big POS machine in there?"

Constantine: "It's a secret! Of course, I can sell you a few if you pay me."

Tian Xiaoban: "No, I'll ask Teacher Zatana for help later."

Constantine: "...You know Zuckerberg?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"It's alright, take this with you!"

Constantine took a bucket of water from a hidden compartment in the armory.

"Holy water from the Vatican bishops, specifically for demons. This is enough for you to wash the faces of newly fallen ones."

He deftly poured the water into a large metal spray bottle.

Do you know how to use a spray bottle?

Tian Xiaoban: "Yes, I've done farm work. But this version of yours is way too old! It feels like something from the last century!"

The metal spray bottle was a bit rusty, large and old, and couldn't be carried on the back; it could only be carried by hand.

Constantine helplessly shrugged: