The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

"Let's talk about our young master!"

Who wants to listen to that kind of stuff?

"My life revolves around our young master!!"

"Don't look at me with such pity. It is my honor to do anything for Young Master Gojo. Young Master's existence is my mission in life. Although I am not grown up yet, I have already decided to support all of Young Master's choices."

Loyalty... Such clear eyes. What if young master Gojo decides to commit a crime in the future?

"Even if the young master wants to visit prostitutes and juggle eight women at once, I will support his choice!"

"Praise the young master..."

Gojo Kagami spoke at length about Gojo Satoru.

Kusuo Saiki just endured the other person's nonsense.

Three hours later, Kusuo Saiki emerged from the mirror world.

The first thing Gojo Kagami did was to hold Saiki Kusuo's hand.

"You are a gentle person."

Are you out of your mind?

"It's a pity you don't have the surname Gojo, otherwise we could definitely have become best friends! Or at least very good friends!"

It's an honor to have the surname Zoldyck; I never want to get rid of it in my life.

"I hope we can be friends."

Are you a primary school student with no friends?

"Brother, you're out!" came a shout from behind.

Kusuo Saiki shuddered and turned around.

In just a few short hours of wearing the glasses, how many times had he wanted to take them off? The world without telepathy was too unkind to his heart.

No, unless something too bizarre happens again, he will absolutely not consider changing his glasses.

And now, three hours have passed, the Zoldycks have finished shopping, and it's time to go to the movie theater.

The premiere of the latest movie, without knowing any plot in advance, and with such a pair of glasses that block telepathy, one can deduce...

Kusuo Saiki is really looking forward to the movie.

Bonus Chapter: Eating, Shopping, and Watching Movies - The Disaster of the Cinema

The cinema is on the fifth floor of the shopping mall.

Illumi held up the movie tickets: "Five tickets for the premiere of 'Two Sides of the Same Body'. I didn't expect Milluki to buy the couple's seats."

“I thought it would be a nicer single seat… Damn it!” Milluki said.

Kusuo Saiki remained silent. How were they supposed to sit? Were they all supposed to sit in two seats like old men? Or like a king?

It's great, spacious. As long as I'm not disturbed, there won't be any problems.

"It's a bit of a waste. Originally, there were five people going to the movies: Xiaonan, Milluki, Archie, Kurt, and me. We had five double seats. Now, what do you say, are we all going to see the movie?" Illumi waved the movie tickets.

"Mom and Dad, do you want to come and see? We have couple seats," Killua suggested.

“Spend time with the children occasionally, Silba. Your great-grandfather and I won’t be going anymore,” Geno said, stroking his beard.

“Five people form one group, Archie and Kurt form another, and Mom and Dad form a third group…” Milluki counted on his fingers. “Then my older brother will have one seat, and I’ll share a seat with my older brother!” Milluki counted out.

Kusuo Saiki: I also want to sit alone. Why doesn't Killua sit with Illumi? I don't know what Killua is thinking, but I guarantee Illumi will be very happy.

It's ten minutes before the movie starts. The kids rush to the front of the stage and then rush back. Killua and Milluki are carrying five huge buckets of popcorn, Kalmod is carrying several cups of cola, and Illumi is waiting for them at the back of the line.

Milluki shoved a box of ice cream into Kusuo Saiki's hand, and then stood in line behind him, grabbing two buckets of popcorn to eat first.

Kusuo Saiki was the first in the Zoldyck squad; the others were behind him.

Kusuo Saiki looked up at the rows of muscles in front of him.

So why are there three burly men in front of me with a style that's different from the others? Hmm, there's also a little girl next to them.

If the little girl hadn't been clinging to one of the men's clothes, one would have worried that this group was abducting a girl.

"I never imagined that I would be able to go to the movies with so many family members one day. It's really great!"

The young man with the steak-cut hairstyle had his hair jiggling like pudding when he spoke.

"I still can't believe it, a distant relative like this..."

Another boy had a hairstyle like a donut, and his hair was even yellow, making him look even sweeter.

"What I didn't expect was that Jotaro's daughter is so cute! She doesn't look like Jotaro at all!" The sunny boy with the steak haircut greeted him by bowing his head.

“Grandpa doesn’t look like Dad!” The little girl retorted, sticking out her tongue as she appeared behind a man dressed in white who was called Jotaro.

Laughter erupted, and the last man, named Jotaro, pulled down his hat: "Yare yare..."

Well, I wanted to say that too. The characteristics of these three people are not only in their physique and art style, but also in their personalities, which are just too distinct.

Spending too much time with such extraordinary people will affect what little or nothing ordinary I have left.

The only one who could be considered normal was the little girl with green hair.

The little girl seemed to sense something and turned around, her gaze quickly fixed on the small ice cream in Saiki Kusuo's hand.

Those eyes seemed to sparkle with stars.

Children's thoughts are much easier to understand than adults'; I don't need telepathy to know she wants ice cream.

But no, this is my treasure. Let your dad buy it. Well, if we buy it now, we'll have to leave our seats and queue up again, which won't be fast enough.

There were quite a lot of people at the premiere; they were probably Manchus.

The little girl's reaction was noticed. Jotaro pulled down his hat brim and turned to look at Kusuo Saiki, his gaze falling on the ice cream in Kusuo Saiki's hand.

Jotaro reached into his pocket and pulled out two bills.

Oh? I'm not someone who's easily tempted by money. Even if I had enough money to buy five ice creams, I wouldn't give up the ice cream I have now. The food in my hand is the hardest thing to give up.

Who would have thought that this man named Jotaro would raise two fingers and hold the banknote in mid-air?

A purple-clad, muscular man appeared in mid-air.

Even Kusuo Saiki was shocked. Was this also a Nen ability?

The purple-skinned, muscular man, seemingly invisible to everyone, took the banknotes and floated away. He returned with four ice creams, giving one to each person.

Wow, some people actually create this Nen ability to serve tea and water just to be lazy!

It's quite convenient. Can I have one?

"Hey bro, bro, bro, can you get me one?"

Kusuo Saiki bent down and helped Milluki pick up the popcorn.

Illumi handed 3D glasses to his younger brothers, and then the procession began, with everyone entering in an orderly fashion.

Kusuo Saiki sincerely hoped that those muscular men wouldn't sit in front of them and block their view, as he had just seen through X-ray vision that the movie they were watching was also "The Insider".

When they entered the screening room, the second to last row was already occupied. The seat in front of Kusuo Saiki was not occupied by a tall figure; the head of the child did not even reach the back of the chair.

Kusuo Saiki was relieved.

Kusuo Saiki needs to use the restroom.

The movie has just started, but that's okay. Art films like this always start slowly; he just needs to go in and come back quickly.

Kusuo Saiki left his seat.

He had just entered the toilet stall and closed the door when he heard a discussion.

"Superpowers cannot be used on people."

"Superpowers are not something that people need at all..."

Kusuo Saiki: ...

When superpowers were suddenly mentioned, he seemed to be criticized, as he uses them almost whenever he's awake.

Kusuo Saiki turned his head and used his X-ray vision to see two boys talking in the next cubicle. The one who said there was no need to use superpowers was a little boy with black hair and a watermelon head. His eyes looked a little blank, but they were 100% sincere.

So why chat in the toilet?

Kusuo Saiki silently turned his head. If he shouldn't use his superpower, he had already automatically used X-ray vision the second after looking at the wall. His superpower was an innate trouble, not a Nen ability that he could simply choose not to use.

That kid is probably a natural Nen user. That's a great idea. I support you. Superpowers are just an extra little skill for ordinary people.

Kusuo Saiki calmly finished using the toilet and came out to wash his hands when an adult rushed over and bumped into his shoulder as he passed by.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, little friend, I'm so sorry..."

Kusuo Saiki waved casually, but after staring at the other person for only a second, he noticed that there was another face under the person's face, a very thin human skin mask. Looking at the bag in the other person's hand, he saw that it contained a gun assembly.

Great, how could something like this appear in a movie theater? Am I here to watch a movie or to attend a spy thriller?

Wait, that makes sense. That guy must have been an actor, right? There was a spy movie that aired recently, and he was just cosplaying the main character to promote it!

Suddenly, a small white cat ran past his feet. Kusuo Saiki looked down and found that there were five of them. Upon closer inspection, he could vaguely see the character "王" (king) on ​​the top of each "cat's" head.

...This is a tiger, isn't it?

"Master Saniwa... Little Tiger, can't we stay here? There's a sign here saying no pets allowed..." a white-haired boy said timidly.

"It's alright, Gokotai, we'll be leaving soon," said the person dressed in clearly non-modern clothing. "More important than the little tiger is keeping the knife hidden..."

Kusuo Saiki remained silent, then quickly walked away.

Don't panic, this is definitely cosplay. If nigiri sushi can appear in Hunter Exam, then cosplay appearing in a movie theater is perfectly normal.

Bonus Chapter: Eating, Shopping, Watching Movies - The Cinema Disaster Ends

After walking only a few steps, Kusuo Saiki noticed a little girl with pink hair clinging to the corner of the wall, her small hands clenched into fists, her big eyes shining as she stared at the toilet.

"Excited! Anya is so excited, it's a spy movie!" the little girl exclaimed.

Are you here to watch a spy movie? You couldn't have overheard my thoughts just now... Hmm? Why did this little girl suddenly cover her mouth?