The Daily Life of Saiki Kusuo in Zoldyck

Kusuo Saiki shook off the huge wall block above his head without getting hurt.

"Gentlemen, our tolerance has its limits." Finally, Silva spoke up.

"Hello, uncle. I didn't mean any harm. I'll teach this guy a lesson. You can teach him a lesson if you want!" Gojo Satoru slapped Gojo Kagami on the back, and a force pushed out from his palm, shoving Kagami directly off the small ruins.

Gojo Satoru began to talk to Silva, showing no fear of the tall man.

Kagami was pushed and almost faked his fall into the small pile of rubble, crouching down on the ground, simply because he guessed that Gojo Satoru wanted him to act like a victim now.

But he showed no remorse whatsoever. At this moment, he looked up insincerely and met Saiki Kusuo's gaze, who was still in his seat, and whispered, "How did you manage to emerge unscathed, you poor pink-haired bastard?"

"The edges of the mirror shards are very sharp; even Nen users would be injured by countless shards."

So it means that even the sharpest spear can't pierce my skin.

"Hmph, I didn't expect that poor bastard outside to have some skills, but I guarantee you can't dodge my ultimate move, even if you and Wu are the same type of ability user."

Oh? Provoking me won't work. You can't imagine how invincible a superpowered person is.

Kusuo Saiki glanced at the mirror and saw that Kagami was holding a mirror.

Gojo Satoru's exchange with the Zoldyck had just reached the point where he was being harmless.

He revealed some family information, introducing his background which he had never cared about before, as well as the wealth behind it. Only then did he receive relatively friendly treatment from the Zoldycks and others.

You received a 9.5% discount card.

Just then, Kusuo Saiki suddenly disappeared.

At first, the Zoldyck family thought that Kusuo Saiki had used teleportation and didn't pay much attention, but then they discovered that the other Kagami Gojo was in a state where he had just used his ability.

what happened?

Illumi's needle was pointed directly at the top of Mirror's head, causing the usually arrogant Mirror to panic slightly.

"Listen to my explanation! If I die, he will most likely be trapped in the mirror forever by my afterlife!"

"Oh? Don't worry, we also have ways to prevent the other party from dying with resentment." Illumi's tone was calm, and it was unclear whether he was telling the truth or not.

"How is this possible... This is my Nen ability, the ability to use it after death..." Mirror stared at the nail getting closer and closer, at Illumi's pure black, empty eyes that seemed to draw people into a vortex, approaching at a steady pace without any hesitation, as if, it seemed...

It's entirely possible!!

Thump. Gojo Kagami immediately knelt down.

"Wait a minute! He'll be out soon!"

Gojo Kagami was also surprised, as he had clearly turned off his ability in time.

He is a special ability user, and the Mirror World is his "ultimate move". The condition for entering the Mirror World is to look in the mirror and think for at least one minute. This thinking time is the time in his mind.

If you encounter a fool, he probably only thinks for 10 seconds in the past minute. A smarter person, like Gojo Satoru, whose brain has been trained by the Six-Eyed since childhood, is processing countless pieces of information every moment. If you are not on guard, it is easy to enter his mirror world.

He was surprised. In just a moment, this person had looked in the mirror and thought about countless things. In that instant, his mental thinking time had lasted for three hours!

[This is a mirror. So it's the other person's Nen ability, right? What will appear in the mirror? The most common way to use a mirror is for a person to walk out, like in some Doraemon episode where an opposite person walks out? Could they have the same ability as me? That's too twisted. My superpower is completely different from Nen; we're on completely different dimensions. This Hunter x Hunter world belongs to the two-dimensional world of my original world, so I'm a higher level. Hmm, if it can't be replicated, that's easy. Wait, what if it's not a replication? If an attack appears in the mirror, since the other person is confident they can defeat me, they should have some offensive capabilities, right? Why should I respect their ability? What they did was pretty outrageous. I don't need to maintain politeness. How about destroying the mirror before that? It's too easy; I can come up with countless ways just by thinking about it…]

—Narrator: This is what Kusuo Saiki was thinking at the time.

"You'll stay in the Mirror World for as long as you've been thinking," Gojo Kagami said.

“That doesn’t make sense,” Illumi immediately noticed. “If you only thought about it for a minute, what could you do to him in the Mirror World? You should be able to adjust the time ratio, or have absolute control in the Mirror World, and be able to kill Xiaonan instantly.”

“It’s true I have certain advantages in the Mirror World, but I can’t kill people easily!” Gojo Kagami quickly said, “It’s about the time ratio. In the Mirror World, I can increase the time ratio, but I can’t decrease it. That is to say, if someone thinks for one minute, I can make them extend their time to ten minutes or just stay for one minute. That… Young Master Kusuo thought for three hours, so…”

"You really thought for three hours? Actually, you just extended the 18 minutes to the maximum, didn't you?" Illumi's needles turned into three. "You'd better tell me everything; interrogation can be very painful."

“Really! I’ve told you everything!!” Gojo Kagami prostrated himself on the ground.

“Now let’s renew our oath and reverse the ratio so that Xiaonan can come out in 18 minutes.”

"Don't make things difficult for people! How can you just set up an oath on the spot like that!"

Gojo Kagami shouted, kneeling and shouting.

Bonus Chapter: Eating, Shopping, Watching Movies - Chatting in the Mirror World

The Zoldyck family members looked at each other.

We can't just release the Gojo family members, but waiting three hours isn't reassuring either.

Gojo Satoru seemed to sense something. Although he didn't turn around, he noticed the child Kurt who had somehow appeared behind him.

Are they afraid he'll escape? Although these assassins concealed their presence, his six eyes could see everything around him from every angle.

"So, Xiaonan is going to have to stay inside for three hours? Oh no," Illumi thought to himself.

"...Anada, what should we do?" Mom covered her mouth with her fan, not too worried.

"It doesn't seem like a lie, let's wait and see," Grandpa Geno said.

"Damn it, does this mean our shopping trip is ruined? But at least Nanxiong-ge can catch the movie!" Milluki said.

Everyone cast puzzled glances at Mi Ji.

Milluki felt uncomfortable being stared at. What was wrong? Was it not just shopping, but that all their plans had been canceled?

"Machiki, you idiot! Kusuo-san has been locked up by the other party's Nen ability and you're still thinking about going shopping!" Killua pointed at Milluki and criticized him.

"I was still thinking about food. I trusted Brother Nanxiong! Besides, what they said made perfect sense, didn't it? It's only three hours, they can just lock us up and wait... Oh right! I also brought handcuffs!"

What are you doing carrying that kind of thing?

"There's an Only exhibition the day after tomorrow... Ah! You don't understand!"

"Hey, hey—I'm talking to you guys!" Gojo Satoru raised his hand to attract everyone's attention.

Everyone turned to look at the wealthy young master.

"If you want to continue shopping, how about you keep going? Kagami can just come along with me, and I can be a hostage," Gojo Satoru said without any restraint. "I'm just a 10-year-old kid, but I'm the sole heir of an ancient family—Kagami will be in deep trouble if she loses me!"

"And as an apology, I'll cover all your shopping expenses!" The rich kid, only ten years old, boasted, his white milk in his glass swaying as he pointed at the opposite side.

He seemed to know that this would win Illumi's votes.

The mirror world is an endless expanse of white, with no different scenery or objects.

Kusuo Saiki sat cross-legged, pondering that he had finally transmigrated again. Last time he transmigrated into the two-dimensional world, and this time he had transmigrated into the one-dimensional world? What kind of dimensional reduction was this?

So he actually knew that this world was governed by Nen abilities.

The spirit of Gojo Kagami appeared beside him, and Kusuo Saiki knew that this was a spirit.

"Sigh, a bunch of penniless assassins have the young master completely smitten... Is it because there aren't enough desserts at home?"

Oh, you have the same problem? Our desserts haven't been able to keep Killua at home either.

"This is my world."

It's obvious you have nothing.

"But the mirror world reflects the inner world of the person being treated. This is the first time I've ever seen such a pure white mirror world."

I was betrayed; with this setup, I'm left with nothing.

"But you've been thinking for so long, a mere instant lasting three hours. How could someone like that possibly have the same mirror world as an idiot? I don't understand."

Let's stop causing further harm.

"Do you have some kind of Nen ability that blocks my view?"

No, your ability to read and write works quite well for me.

After all, it's a different power system. Just like you have to use a ghost form to deal with ghosts, there are some strange Nen abilities that I can't handle.

Faced with this world of white, Kusuo Saiki pondered: Is pure white the epitome of simplicity? Or perhaps this esper has never possessed anything at all?

Superhumans possess many superpowers, but they also lose too much of what humans should have, which is why they end up with nothing...tsk.

"Oh, three hours will be enough! Otherwise, you can't get out unless the Mirror World is destroyed!"

Kusuo Saiki raised his fist downwards:

"But...what do you mean 'can'?! You're weakened in the mirror world, didn't you feel it? Your body is separated, leaving only your spirit. At times like this..."

Oh, I didn't feel it at all. My body is just as strong as my mind. In fact, my body sometimes even restricts me.

"Don't cause any damage! Please sit down and wait patiently for three hours. I'll chat with you!"

"Staying in a pure white and colorless place for a long time, losing all sense of time, would be extremely difficult for most people, unless they are highly accomplished monks in meditation."

No need, I'm enjoying this tranquility. By the way, I only have 2 hours, 35 minutes, and 12.54 seconds left before I leave here. I'm very precise with my time.

"You should feel honored to have me to chat with. I was juggling two things at once, accompanying them shopping on one hand and even getting handcuffed on the other..."

"Let's fight the Zoldycks!"

Kusuo Saiki imagined the Zoldyck family shopping together. The mother would definitely buy new clothes for each child, and they would all wear makeup. The children would definitely run around everywhere, especially Killua.

Being trapped in the mirror world is wonderful.

"A poor wretch is a poor wretch. After our young master Wu Tiao decided to pay, your white-haired kid actually bought 30 million worth of chocolates! Who can eat that much chocolate? Did he come to buy the supplies?!"

No, he really can eat that much.

Suddenly I realized that the outside world of the mirror world can be wonderful too. Can I buy out all the pudding in the place?

"That man with long, straight black hair, who was well-educated, polite, and dignified, actually asked if he could book all the clothes in the store..."

What a coincidence, is Illumi also thinking of booking the whole venue? It's like I've been singled out for criticism.

However, Illumi... is well-educated, reasonable, and dignified...

Why would such an adjective exist?

"When he asked, he mentioned Mr. Jing. He was very polite; he's one of the few warm things I've ever felt from you Zoldycks."

It's because they see you as a potential customer, that's basic business sense.

"I'm done talking, why aren't you saying a word? You're so boring."

Kusuo Saiki raised his fist again.

"Ugh, you have such poor patience! We have so much to talk about! We really do have a lot to talk about!" Gojo Kagami knelt down again with a thud.

Oh dear, there's no need for such a grand ceremony.