A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

Yamabuki Hanakami gave Tomoe Mami a tail.

Mami Tomoe was really hard to swallow.

Cupid was gnawing on the head of his own corpse.

"Delicious, I'll have another bowl."

This scene is so bizarre!

"Actually... there are advantages to becoming a magical girl. You can have your wishes fulfilled. Don't you have any wishes?" the senior asked.

"As a young girl, of course I have wishes. My biggest wish is to blow up the universe. Kyubey, please help me blow up the universe." Yamabuki Hanajin nibbled on Kyubey's thigh.

The meat tastes pretty good; it's a bit like rabbit meat.

"Anything but blowing up the universe and heat death is fine." Kyubey had to concede: "This tastes really good, have another bowl."

Chapter 118: The meat of the Kewpie is extremely delicious.

Yamabuki Hanajin craned her neck to look at the pot and found that there was only soup left inside.

"That's all..." Yamabuki Hanajin spread his hands: "By the way, are you really not going to eat it? It tastes really good."

There was also a Kewpie tail in Mami's bowl.

The scene was so bizarre that the senior student just couldn't bring herself to do it.

“Yeah, isn’t there a Kyubey right here?” Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly looked at Kyubey next to her.

Cupid tilted his head adorably: "I suddenly remembered something..."

"Give it to me."

A moment later, the freshly slaughtered Kyubey was brought out, and this time, Yamabuki Hanajin prepared a large grill.

"How was the charcoal grilling this time?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked smugly.

Mami Tomoe felt extremely uneasy: "Who are you? Why did you harm Kyubey?"

"I'm a superpowered person. I live a life of fighting evil and upholding justice every day. I'm a good person." Yamabuki Hanajin patted his A-cup.

Mami Tomoe sighed. Truly good people never say they are good people.

Only bad people talk about justice.

"Girl. Do you know how many witches are lurking in this city right now? Every moment, countless people are killed by them. If you sign a contract with me and become a magical girl, you can save these victims. Are you going to ignore it? Just watch these people be harmed by witches? These people are dying because of you!" Kyubey suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes lit up; this was practically an endless supply of fresh meat.

The kind of food you can never finish no matter how much you eat.

"Moral blackmail won't work on me. Because I have absolutely no morals, hahaha! I'm a complete villain! Give it to me!"

A fresh Kewpie is to be skinned, bled, and skewered on a barbecue grill.

"You just said you were a good person?" Mami Tomoe couldn't help but remind her.

"Do good people have to be held at gunpoint?"

The senior student finally sighed helplessly: "Whether you want to become a magical girl or not is your freedom, but please don't interfere with my battle with the witch."

"Grilled Kewpie! Want one? By the way, Kewpie, let's go into business together. I'll provide the skills, you provide the strength, and we'll sell barbecue on the roadside. We're sure to make a fortune. I'll give you half." Yamabuki Hanajin raised her hand to give Kewpie a high five.

"Are you sure you don't want to consider other wishes? I can grant any wish you want," Cupid persisted.

This year's performance targets haven't been met yet, and we've finally found a high-quality client, so of course we have to bring her on board.

"Can I wish that from this moment on there will be no more magical girls?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

"..." Cupid: "Please don't make such a wish, it will put me in a difficult position."

"I told you, this won't work, that won't work, what exactly do you want? To get something for nothing? Don't let my delinquent appearance fool you. I'm very smart. Even if I'm hit with a spiked club, shot, or have my skull cracked open by a strongman, I can still do addition and subtraction within ten."

Mami Tomoe is finally certain that this cute girl is definitely mentally ill.

In the end, Kyubey decided to give up: "I won't force you. Since you don't want to become a magician, then forget it. Oh, and give me one of the roasted legs. I've already given up my body, after all."

Yamabuki Hanajin very generously broke off a perfectly good leg and handed it over.

Kewpie enjoyed his meal very much.

"Until we meet again. You can come find me anytime if you change your mind."

"Farewell? Isn't this the last time this body of yours will be my last meeting? Give it to me!"

A fresh Kewpie is skewered on the barbecue grill again.

Then Cupid never appeared in front of her again.

"Uncle Chef, do you have any insulated lunch boxes? Could you give me one?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked the chef behind her.

"I never imagined that there were superpowered individuals besides magical girls in this world. What's it like to have superpowers?" Mami Tomoe asked softly, looking at the meat soup in front of her.

She had no other choice when she became a magical girl, because she was about to die in a car accident and the only way to survive was to become a magical girl.

Therefore, she cherishes every day.

"When I first awakened my superpowers, of course I hid, afraid of being discovered by others."

"The day after I awakened my superpowers: I am a messenger of justice, and I will defend my country."

"Day 3 of awakening superpowers: I don't eat beef."

"Day 4 of Awakening Superpowers: I am Homelander, what brings you here?"

Although the senior student didn't understand these jokes, she still responded with a polite smile.

Since becoming a magical girl, Mami Tomoe has been constantly fighting, and she could lose her life if she is even slightly careless. She teeters on the brink of danger every day.

Over time, I became very tired and longed for companionship.

"By the way, it's best not to trust Kyubey too much; that thing isn't a good thing. But... that's all I can say." Yamabuki Hanajin considered that her senior had already signed the contract, and it was too late to back out now.

Just then, the bell rang to signal the end of get out of class.

Yamabuki Hanajin said goodbye to her senior with her insulated lunchbox.

The senior student stared at the bowl of meat soup in her hand, unable to calm down for a long time.

……

After Xiaoyuan arrived at the classroom, the homeroom teacher announced that a transfer student had joined their class; she was a cute and pretty girl.

Her name is Homura Akemi.

Xiaoyuan felt that the transfer student was always staring at her.

It made her feel uneasy.

The bell rang, signaling the end of get out of class and lunchtime.

"Dong dong dong."

A knocking sound came from the window. Xiaoyuan turned her head and saw Yamabuki Hanajin holding a thermos and waving at her with a smile.

"It's that weird woman again," Sayaka couldn't help but complain. "I think we should call the police. This woman is just too weird. Is she really a distant relative of yours?"

Xiao Yuan nodded with a wry smile.

"I brought you something delicious, come and try it." Yamabuki Hanajin opened her lunchbox in the classroom, and the classroom was immediately filled with a fragrant aroma.

"Meat soup, barbecue, stew, braised. How about it? Not bad, right? Everyone come and try some." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile.

Sayaka stared warily at Yamabuki Hanajin: "Why do I feel a chill down my spine from your smile? You didn't put something weird in the food, did you? I remember you were a complete pervert."

"What's wrong with a woman being a pervert?" Yamabuki Hanajin said, hands on her hips.

Sayaka felt speechless.

This woman is corrupt inside and out.

"What kind of meat is this?" Xiao Yuan asked curiously.

It looks like some kind of small animal.

"Take a bite first. Is it delicious? This is top-quality rabbit meat."

"Huh? Rabbits are so cute, why would you eat them?" Xiaoyuan asked in a panic.

"Does it smell good?"

"fragrant."

"Then eat more."

Chapter 119: Cupid: I can't live like this anymore

Kewpie's two ears are very large. When cooking, Yamabuki Hanajin chopped up the two ears, steamed them, and then sprinkled them with seasonings for a cold dish.

Xiaoyuan shared the Kewpie meal with her friends.

I ate two ounces more rice than usual.

"Thank you for your hospitality." Xiaoyuan clasped her hands together in gratitude.

When Yamabuki Hanajin turned around unintentionally, she found Akemi Homura staring straight at her from not far away.

Yamabuki Hanakami waved to her.

Homura Akemi frowned. Who was this woman? She hadn't even appeared in the last century. How did she suddenly show up?

Has the timeline changed?

Homura Akemi began her cycle of reincarnation to protect Madoka Kaname.

We absolutely must prevent Madoka from becoming a magical girl.

You can bear the battles and pain alone.

Homura Akemi strode over: "Could you come out with me for a moment?"

Yamabuki Hanakami looked around and finally realized that the girl was talking about herself.

“Of course. But… isn’t class about to start?” Yamabuki Hanajin asked.