A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

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The voice was as clear and melodious as a child's.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked up and saw a... Kyubey standing in the tree.

"..."

"Girl, come and sign a contract with me to become a magical girl."

"..."

Should I say something now?

The culprit behind everything suddenly jumped onto my face.

"Should it be steamed or braised?" Yamabuki Hanajin was stumped by this question.

Kyubey jumped down from the tree and landed right in Yamabuki Hanajin's arms.

I have to admit, this little thing is quite cute.

It's all soft and pliable, like it has no bones. I bet it tastes really good.

"Girl, make a contract with me. Become a magical girl, fight against witches, and protect the world. I can grant you one wish." Kyubey's small, red eyes stared at Yamabuki Hanajiki.

"My wish! I wish for the destruction of the universe."

"..." Cupid.

"Isn't this wish a bit too hasty? Shouldn't you think about it carefully?" Kyubey asked, staring at her with her small eyes.

"Alright, then I'll change my wish. I wish for heat death to come, so that the world can return to peace."

"..."

Are you fucking doing this on purpose?

Chapter 117: Stewed Kewpie

Cupid blinked: "Girl, please make a normal wish. For example: to have a lovely girlfriend, or to have lots and lots of money."

Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed Kyubey's head, veins bulging on her wrist: "This won't work, that won't work. Are you kidding me?"

Cupid was very flustered.

This girl seems to think a little differently from ordinary girls.

What do normal teenage girls like? Jewelry? Accessories? Sweet romance? Have you ever seen a girl wish for the universe to explode?

Do you know I have superpowers?

"Superpowers?"

"The moment I touch your skin, I can make your blood flow backwards and your blood vessels burst! Isn't that great?" Yamabuki Hanajin grinned wickedly.

Cupid had a vague feeling that something bad was about to happen.

But it was too late.

You bastard! Accelerator is just ahead!

Vector manipulation activated.

The adorable Cupid exploded into a cloud of blood mist, which flew everywhere.

So cute!

"I suddenly feel much better. This is the kind of thing we have to do with QB."

However, I've heard that this thing offers endless upgrades.

Kill one me, and there will be millions more.

Will it be too much trouble?

"System? Are you done playing mahjong? Can I request a copy of 'Kukby's 100 Cooking Tips'?"

"If it were anything else, this system would definitely wait until after the mahjong game. However, since it's about that dead rabbit... 'Kyubi: From braised to steamed, it tastes great.' Please accept this."

"No problem. Would you like some after I finish cooking? I'll save the two hind legs for you."

"Oh... This system has no illusions about your culinary skills. Have you finished reading the book 'Cooking: From Beginner to Tomb'?"

"almost."

Where are we now?

"Table of contents."

"..."

I shouldn't have asked that extra question.

Let's go back to playing mahjong.

Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to leave, she suddenly noticed a gaze fixed on her. Looking up, she saw Tomoe Mami in the distance, her brows furrowed, looking at the blood on the ground, which made her very uncomfortable.

"Can I ask whose blood this is?!" Tomoe Mami stared at Yamabuki Hanajin.

"Rabbit barbecue. Would you like some?" Yamabuki Hanajin smiled angelically.

The senior student is very strong, but she also knows the least.

Kyubey's goal is to corrupt magical girls into witches.

The senior student simply believes that magical girls are righteous and witches are evil, at least that's what she thinks in this playthrough.

Suddenly, Cupid appeared out of nowhere again.

"I never imagined superpowers existed in this world. If you could become a magical girl, you would definitely possess immense potential. Girl, let's make a contract." Kyubey persisted.

Yamabuki Hanakami immediately pulled a book out from under her skirt.

"Hmm! The book says to bleed the skin first, then peel it. Sauté scallions, ginger, and garlic in oil, then quickly stir-fry them in small pieces, add water and simmer. Add potatoes, diced carrots, and a little seasoning. It should be delicious!" Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to herself.

Neither the senior nor Kyubey had any idea what the girl in front of them was muttering.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajiki leaped forward at supersonic speed and grabbed Kyubey.

The senior student immediately frowned: "This child is my friend, please let it go."

"What a coincidence? This child is also my friend." Yamabuki Hanajin gently touched Kyubey's neck, and snapped it.

"Sorry! I went a little too hard."

The senior student held her own Soul Gem in her hand.

Who exactly is this girl? A witch? A familiar? Or something else entirely?

"I'll make you lunch." Yamabuki Hanajin squinted her eyes.

Mami Tomoe instantly summoned a flintlock pistol and pointed it at Hanako Yamabuki.

Yamabuki Hanajin didn't know whether the magical girls' attacks were physical or magical.

If you're talking about magical attributes, these girls are all wielding melee weapons to fight each other, or using firearms and cannons.

If you call it a physical attribute, people will call it magic.

Mami Tomoe looked at Hanajin Yamabuki warily.

"Wait a moment. I'll bleed it first." Yamabuki Hanajin pierced Kyubey's neck with her finger, controlled the warm blood flow until it dried, and then peeled off its skin.

Mami Tomoe could no longer bear the stimulation and pulled the trigger.

"boom!"

The bullet struck Yamabuki Hanajin's forehead, but bounced back at an odd angle, grazing her forehead and shattering the streetlight behind her.

"Looks like your attack didn't work on me. How about two bowls? I promise I'll make them really delicious!" Yamabuki Hanajin held up three fingers and swore to the sky: "I'm the most frugal person, I would never waste food, or may I be struck by lightning."

Looking up at the sky, it was indeed clear and sunny.

Making vows casually will get you struck by lightning; this only applies to movies.

The senior student had absolutely no appetite.

To her, Cupid was a friend who saved her life, not some bastard who trafficked young girls.

"Hey Kyubey over there, do you want to have a bowl too?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked the newly appeared Kyubey.

This thing is said to have an unlimited number of substitutes.

“Okay.” The newly emerged Cupid nodded in agreement.

Mami Tomoe felt a chill on her scalp.

"Let's go to the school cafeteria now and borrow some cooking utensils." Yamabuki Hanajin carried Kyubey's corpse and led Kyubey and her senior to the school cafeteria.

"Thank you all for your hard work. I'm the principal's secretary, and I'd like to use the cafeteria for a moment." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted them with a sunny smile.

When you're out and about, you give yourself your own identity.

Yamabuki Hanajin bet that these chefs had never met the principal's secretary, nor did they have the courage to verify it.

Sure enough, the chefs readily agreed to lend out the kitchen.

Yamabuki Hanajin started stewing Kewpie.

Cupid scratched his ear with his foot: "It smells so good."

"right!"

"Come and sign a contract with me to become a magical girl."

"You should blow up the universe first."

The two sides were deadlocked, neither daring to back down even a step.

"You sign the contract first."

"You blow up the universe first."

Mami Tomoe looked like she had a headache.