A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

The old man shook his head with a smile.

"Tch! I was originally planning to beat this old geezer up as soon as I got there so he wouldn't dare ask me for money again." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a look of disdain. Did he really think the Qiao family didn't have the Golden Spirit?

He had no choice but to take out his change from his pocket and found that it was just enough to pay the fare.

"I have a feeling that I've been tricked by Shinobu Kocho?" Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to himself.

When I return to the Demon Slayer world, I'll make sure that woman knows what a natural birth is all about.

"Now that the money has been paid, can we set off?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

"No."

"why?"

"Because it hasn't eaten its fill yet," the old man said, pointing to the horse.

The horse chewed on the grass on the ground and turned back to mock Yamabuki Hanajin.

"Am I being mocked by a horse? I'll let you laugh! Believe me or not, I'll pound your ass!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the horse with an invincible expression.

The horse wiggled its rump.

If you're so capable, then come and try.

Yamabuki Hanajin's face was gloomy. "Finally, I've met someone even more perverted than me. You win."

He sat there for a full hour before the horse had eaten its fill of grass and leisurely set off on its way.

As a result, the carriage was incredibly bumpy.

Yamabuki Hanakami misses the high-tech life in Academy City.

I wonder if Stiyl, whom I just violated, is alive or dead?

Magicians are known for their strong vitality; they shouldn't die so easily, right?

Also, I miss my beloved Misaka Mikoto a bit. When I see her again next time, I'll definitely have her give me a good electric shock.

I've heard that the feeling of being electrocuted is even better than [something else].

Of course, I only heard about it; I definitely didn't watch any movies that were unsuitable for children.

And so, Yamabuki Hanakami rode in the carriage until noon.

"Don't we need to eat anything at noon?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

The old man smiled and held out his hand: "Money."

“Okay, I don’t need to eat anything.” Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.

And so, after overcoming countless hardships and traversing mountains and rivers, they finally arrived at Spider Mountain.

Yamabuki Hanakami's face remained gloomy.

The situation was completely different from what I had imagined.

In anime, the brightness is adjusted to make it clearer for viewers.

But now... it's pitch black on the mountain, you can't see your hand in front of your face.

“Alright! Old man, let’s go back the way we came,” Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

The old man smiled and held out his hand: "It'll cost extra."

Yamabuki Hanajin: "..."

I advise you, you ungrateful wretch, don't be so ungrateful.

Believe it or not, I'll LORD you!

Should we beat this old man up and force him to send me back?

When Yamabuki Hanajin looked up, she found that the old man had already driven the carriage far away.

"Platinum Star, bring him back to me! I don't believe your range is only two meters. When I was in jail, you were still able to bring in comics and beer! Don't worry, I definitely won't shoot myself in the head now! Bring that bastard back to me!" Yamabuki Hanajin said coldly.

Platinum Star: "I don't believe it."

"..."

Hmph, since there's no way out, this mere Spider Mountain will be wiped out by me. I don't believe there's a whole bunch of Spider-Men hiding on Spider Mountain.

The moonlight was bright, and before entering the mountains, we could still see a little with the help of the moonlight. However, after entering the mountains, the trees were so dense that we could hardly see our hands in front of our faces.

It turns out that anime is all lies.

Moreover, due to a shortage of funds, they didn't even have a lighting tool.

"Couldn't you give me a flashlight as a beginner's equipment? The best option is definitely to let that woman give birth naturally." Although Yamabuki Hanajin was walking alone in the dark mountains, he still had an invincible expression.

However, he soon faced even more serious problems.

"Spider Mountain is so big, where am I supposed to start looking for ghosts?"

Spider Mountain is so big, even if I didn't sleep all night, I still wouldn't be able to reach the end, right? Ghosts won't just obediently come knocking on my door.

"I guess I should just find a place to sleep. I hope that when I open my eyes tomorrow morning, I'll be in a beautiful girl's warm bed." Yamabuki Hanajin thought to herself, arms crossed.

Just as he was about to find a place to sleep, he suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from the bushes in the distance, as if something was approaching.

"Yay! My luck is really good! I encountered a ghost as soon as I entered the mountains!" Yamabuki Hanajin gently pressed down on her hat with her hand.

Suddenly, something darted out of the bushes.

Because it was too dark, Yamabuki Hanakami couldn't see clearly what it was, but she was certain it was definitely not human.

The reason is simple: have you ever seen a normal person with a pig's head?

"Spiders are pigs too. Since you've come to me willingly, don't blame me for being impolite. Star Platinum, Zawarudo!" Yamabuki Hanajin paused time directly.

Have you ever been punched by a speed-of-light fist?

"Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!"

This pig's head was beaten into a pig's head in the blink of an eye!

"Ora! Ora! Ora!"

Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was having a good time, two more people emerged from the bushes. One of them was carrying a lantern, and by the dim light, Yamabuki Hanajin recognized one of them as a familiar face—it was Kamado Tanjiro.

"Ah... Inosuke... Could it be... that's the demon that wiped out the entire Demon Slayer Corps of Spider Mountain..." Zenitsu Agatsuma trembled with fear.

Looking at the pig-headed guy who had beaten her unconscious, Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to herself, "Damn it, teammate."

Chapter 34: Beating Therapy? I'm not Yujiro today!

What if you accidentally kill your teammate?

Don't panic, have a smoke to calm down first.

Yamabuki Hanakami took out a cigarette and lighter from her pocket, lit it, and took a deep drag!

"Cough cough cough cough! I forgot I don't smoke! It's okay, don't panic, it's just a teammate. It's a tradition in our Qiao family to attack our teammates before the big battle. My great-great-grandfather, my grandfather, and my uncle all did it." Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.

Zenitsu Agatsuma grabbed the pig's head and shook it frantically: "Inosuke, are you alright? Are you dead? Don't worry, I'll remember you. I'll burn incense for you every year. And please, don't come looking for me after you become a ghost. Inosuke..."

Inosuke struggled to raise his arm: "I... I'm not dead yet..."

"Ora!" Yamabuki Hanajiki punched Inosuke in the face, knocking him unconscious.

"What are you doing! Are you the ghost of this mountain?!" Zenitsu Agatsuma's face was filled with panic. "You are the ghost, you are definitely the ghost. Your style is different from ours!"

"Don't misunderstand, I'm treating him. It's a brand new treatment method called beating therapy. I can heal his injuries by beating him. I did that to a nun before," Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.

Zenitsu Agatsuma asked, trembling, "What happened to that nun afterward?"

"He probably won't wake up."

"Are you a murderer?! This is definitely murder! What kind of treatment is this?! Are you out of your mind?! Why would you treat a patient by beating them? A normal person wouldn't have this kind of thought process, right?" Zenitsu Agatsuma complained wildly.

Yamabuki Hanajin pinched her chin: "I'm not Hanma Yujiro today. It seems that beating him won't cure him. Since that's how it is... he's beyond saving. Let's dig a hole and bury him."

Inosuke sat up abruptly: "I think I can still be saved."

"There's no way to save him, so let's bury him. I'm a very responsible doctor, and when I say there's no hope, there's no hope," Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.

Zenitsu Agatsuma felt like he'd encountered a madman. Why were there such outrageous people in the world?

"Tanjiro!!!" Zenitsu Agatsuma looked at his friend with a helpless expression.

"Tanjiro. We meet again. Do you remember me? I was bald when we last met," Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

Tanjiro was a little puzzled. The person's scent seemed familiar, but he still shook his head slightly: "I'm sorry, I've never seen you before."

"The biggest annoyance of changing every day is having to introduce myself every time I see a friend. Ugh! It's too troublesome, I might as well just throw them all out! Tanjiro, come here and let me punch you." Yamabuki Hanajin beckoned to Tanjiro with her finger.

"Tanjiro! Let's run! This guy is obviously crazy! And there are a lot of demons in the mountains." Zenitsu Agatsuma was the most level-headed of the three.

When a normal person encounters a madman, their first thought is naturally to run away.

Upon hearing Zenitsu Agatsuma say that there were demons in these mountains, Yamabuki Hanajin said with an invincible look, "Don't worry, leave this to me. Although I'm not a member of the Demon Slayer Corps, I've still been traveling by carriage all day. If I don't even encounter a single demon, today would be a complete waste. Go, bring the demon to me."

"We can't bring them all! Many Demon Slayer Corps members have already gone missing! We came here on a mission. Seriously, are you out of your mind?" Zenitsu Agatsuma knelt on the ground in a frenzy.

Tanjiro suddenly said, "You're Mr. Yamabuki, aren't you?"

Yamabuki Hanajin was slightly taken aback: "How did you recognize me?"

Tanjiro scratched his cheek a little embarrassedly: "Although your appearance has changed, your taste hasn't."

"Smell? What smell? Strong male hormones?" Yamabuki Hanajin sniffed her sleeve lightly, but couldn't smell anything.

However, in the setting, Tanjiro Kamado's nose is much more sensitive than that of ordinary people, Zenitsu Agatsuma's ears are more sensitive than that of ordinary people, and Inosuke's senses are different from those of ordinary people.

The three of them each have their own strengths, which is why they formed a team.

"I've transformed so many times, how can I still smell strange on myself?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked, her face full of curiosity.

"Is it really Mr. Yamabuki? Why have you become like this? Zenitsu, don't be afraid, this is my friend. He's the one who almost killed the Demon King Muzan before." Kamado Tanjiro looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a happy expression.

As for how Tanjiro recognized Yamabuki Hanajin, he didn't bother to investigate; after all, his existence was the most illogical thing.

"It was one of the Pillars in your Demon Slayer Corps who asked me to kill demons. I can handle all the demons by myself." Yamabuki Hanajin returned to her invincible state.