A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

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Chapter 32: Do you want a natural birth?

If Shinobu Kocho had always thought this man was extremely annoying before, her eyes widened in shock after Hanajin Yamabuki revealed his true identity.

This happened several months ago. Demon King Muzan appeared in a small village and had an encounter with a powerful figure. It is said that Demon King Muzan was completely destroyed. However, judging from the fact that there are still demons active in the past few months, Demon King Muzan did not die, but found a place to hide.

The person who witnessed this battle was a boy named Kamado Tanjiro.

According to Tanjiro Kamado, the powerful figure left a prophecy: "If you want to completely kill the Demon King Muzan, in 1945, lure him to either Hiroshima or Nagasaki, where a passionate little boy will confront him."

The Demon Slayer Corps members began to speculate on the true meaning of this parable.

Initially, the Demon Slayer Corps speculated that a new powerful figure might emerge in Hiroshima or Nagasaki, strong enough to annihilate the Demon King Muzan.

But there were still several decades until 1945.

How exactly did that powerful figure accurately predict events that would happen decades later?

Why Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

What does the enthusiastic little boy refer to?

All of this remains a mystery to the Demon Slayer Corps.

But now, this seemingly annoying person in front of me claims to be that powerful figure.

He was the one who annihilated the Demon King Muzan.

Shinobu Kocho looked at the man with a suspicious expression: "Uncle, how old are you?"

"Seventeen."

"..." Shinobu Kocho looked up at Hanajin Yamabuki, who had transformed into Jotaro Kujo.

You call this seventeen?

“But… according to eyewitness accounts, the one who defeated Demon King Muzan was a high-ranking monk… no, to be precise, a bald man,” Shinobu Kocho said.

"It's been several months already, can't you let my hair grow back?" Yamabuki Hanajin retorted.

What they said seemed to make a lot of sense, and I was speechless.

Shinobu Kocho refused to believe that the person in front of her was the top expert who had defeated the Demon King Muzan.

"Believe it or not. But I can't just eat your food for free. How about I kill five ghosts for you in one day after I ate one of your buns?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

Shinobu Kocho smiled with one eye and said, "If you can really kill five demons in one day, I'll reluctantly forgive you."

"It's a deal." Yamabuki Hanajin turned to leave, but halfway there she suddenly turned back: "Miss Kocho Shinobu, has anyone ever told you that your body type is the type for natural childbirth, and that you might be able to have many children in the future? If you don't believe me, I can try it for you, for free."

The number "#" kept appearing on Shinobu's forehead.

"Mr. Yamabuki, please go and find the whereabouts of the demon right now, okay? Otherwise I'll really get angry." Shinobu Kocho squinted, her hand on the hilt of her sword.

"I'm not lying to you, you really are the type to have a natural birth..."

Shinobu Kocho drew her sword instantly.

"Platinum Star, Zawaludo!"

When time stopped flowing, the Yamabuki Flower Ashes had already disappeared from the spot.

Shinobu Kocho sighed, "Why are there such annoying men in the world?"

Just then, Yamabuki Hanajin poked her head in from the doorway: "Kanao, come here, I have something to ask you."

Kanao pointed obediently at her own nose and then looked at the teacher next to her.

Seeing her teacher drinking water in anger, Kanao cautiously approached her.

"Tell me, what time is it now?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

Kanao didn't answer directly, but instead took out a coin and gently tossed it into the air.

I'm going to answer Yamabuki Hanajin's question with a coin.

"Ding!"

The coin spun rapidly in the air before finally landing steadily in Kanao's hand.

“It’s eight o’clock now,” Kanao said.

"No...that's not what I want to ask...I want to ask about the specific time...Do you have a boyfriend now?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked again.

Tanjiro Kamado, Inosuke Hashibira, and Zenitsu Gazuma were injured in the battle at Spider Mountain and were sent to the Butterfly Mansion to recuperate. It was during this time that Tanjiro Kamado and Kanao developed feelings for each other.

So, on the surface, Yamabuki Hanajin is teasing the little girl, but in reality, he's judging the timing of the plot's development; teasing the little girl is not important at all.

Kanao tossed the coin in her hand into the air with a blank expression. The coin spun rapidly and finally landed back on the back of Kanao's hand.

Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Kanao, who smiled back at him. "I don't want to answer your question, so I'll just smile and stay silent."

The two remained locked in a stalemate for another minute.

"Excuse me... are you able to speak now?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

Kanao was still smiling.

Silence is the sharpest knife.

Why is it so hard to get a question out of an introverted person?

Yamabuki Hanakami felt like she was about to suffer internal injuries from holding it in.

"Miss Shinobu Kocho, who has a natural birth body type, could you tell me what patients the Butterfly Mansion has recently had?" asked Hanajin Yamabuki.

Shinobu squinted: "There aren't any patients yet, but if you dare to spout nonsense again, you'll soon have one more. Also, when are you going to fulfill your promise to kill five demons in one day?"

"I don't have enough money for the journey, could you lend me some?" Yamabuki Hanajin said.

Shinobu Kocho: "..."

This was the first time she had ever met someone so shameless.

In the end, she still handed over a few coins.

"May your martial arts prosper, no need to repay, hurry on your way." Shinobu Kocho felt that her anger had reached its peak.

I can't hold back anymore, I really want to kill someone.

"Hmph, I, the invincible Jotaro Kujo, never break my word."

"Didn't you say your name was Yamabuki Hanajiki?"

"No, now please call me the invincible Jotaro Kujo."

"Whatever your name is, please get out of here right now and leave my house, or I'll chop you up, I really will!" Even the gentle older sister Shinobu Kocho was about to lose her temper.

Just then, a crow flew down from the sky, cawing loudly.

Yamabuki Hanajin instantly released her Stand: "You haven't had breakfast yet, have you? I'll catch this crow and roast it for you!"

Shinobu Kocho tapped the head of Yamabuki Hanajin with the hilt of her sword: "This crow is not edible; it's my pet."

The crows cawed loudly.

"A mission! A mission! A mission! Mount Natagumo! Mount Natagumo! Mount Natagumo!"

Yamabuki Hanajin was slightly taken aback. The Spider Mountain storyline had only just begun?

"Hmph, the Qiao family never goes back on their word. I'm going to Spider Mountain right now." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and pressed down his hat with an invincible look on his face: "Today I'm going to solo Spider Mountain."

Chapter 33: Isn't it a tradition of the Qiao family to attack their own teammates first upon meeting them?

My name is Yamabuki Hanajin, and I've now transformed into Jotaro Kujo. I'm about to die.

Yes, I'm so bored I'm about to die.

I used to brag to people that I could solo Spider Mountain in a single day.

But... man proposes, God disposes.

I considered all the changes, but I didn't consider the traffic situation.

Of course, I don't mean there's a traffic jam here, but rather...

"This is ridiculous! Why are there only horse-drawn carriages? Aren't there any more advanced modes of transportation? I remember there were already trains in this era, otherwise, where would the Infinite Train arc come from?" Yamabuki Hanajin complained with an invincible expression.

It's full of flaws.

The person rushing to catch the carriage was a smiling old man.

“I know there are trains, but those are for important people. If we want to go to Spider Mountain, we can only take a horse-drawn carriage,” the old man said, squinting his eyes.

Yamabuki Hanakami remained silent for a long time before obediently sitting in the carriage.

"Old man, how long will it take us to get to Spider Mountain?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

"About a day."

"for how long!"

“One day,” the old man continued with a smile.

Yamabuki Hanakami has run out of things to complain about.

The sunlight shone on his hat, casting a shadow on his face.

"Let's drive. Try to get to Spider Mountain before dark," said Yamabuki Hanajin.

The old man wasn't driving; he just kept smiling at him.

"Why aren't you driving?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

"Because you didn't pay," the old man said.

Yamabuki Hanajin: "..."