A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.

"Hey beautiful big sister, have a cup of hot tea!" Yamabuki said innocently, handing over a cup of hot tea.

Although the dormitory supervisor seemed like a cold and violent woman, she was actually very loving towards children.

"Little brother, why are you here?" the dormitory supervisor asked, squatting down as he took a sip of hot tea.

Hmm? This hot tea tastes a bit strange.

Misaka Mikoto said in a low voice, "It must be a psychic outburst that teleported him here. We were planning to help him find his family or teacher."

The dormitory supervisor felt the room was very hot and reached out to pull open his collar.

"Um... Dormitory supervisor, are you alright? Your face is so red!" Misaka Mikoto asked softly.

The dormitory supervisor also sensed something was wrong. Had he really just drunk ordinary black tea?

"I found this in Shirai Kuroko's closet. Although I can't read Japanese, it must be something good since Shirai Kuroko hid it so well! So I put it in my hot tea!" Yamabuki Hanajin said innocently as she took out the computer parts.

Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko were struck dumb.

"Hey, Kuroko, this isn't that thing, is it?" Misaka Mikoto already sensed that something was seriously wrong.

Shirai Kuroko was preparing to tiptoe away.

The dormitory supervisor looked at the words written on the small bottle: "The company of unparalleled aphrodisiacs from love and traditional Chinese medicine."

"Shirai Kuroko, why is there something like this in your room?" The dormitory supervisor's legs, which were tightly clenched together, trembled slightly.

This is bad! This feeling is ominous!

"Please...please listen to me, I promise I'll give you a proper explanation!" Shirai Kuroko trembled, certain she was doomed this time.

Misaka Mikoto watched helplessly as her beloved younger sister was about to fall into the dormitory supervisor's clutches, but she was so frightened that she stood on the ground, too scared to move.

The dormitory supervisor's cold eyes radiated a terrifying murderous aura. Just as he was about to make a move, his legs suddenly buckled and he knelt down.

"Dorm supervisor, are you alright?" Misaka Mikoto asked.

The dormitory supervisor struggled to his feet: "There's no time to punish you two right now..."

As she spoke, she walked out, but every step was difficult. She couldn't possibly make a fool of herself in front of the two students.

Watching the prison cell's retreating figure, Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the computer parts in her hand: "Wow, this thing is so powerful!"

Shirai Kuroko charged at Yamabuki like a demon, grabbing her by the neck: "We're done for! We're all dead this time! It's all your fault, you brat, how dare you rummage through my things! Let's die together! Hahahaha!!!"

Seeing that Shirai Kuroko had already lost her mind, Yamabuki hurriedly handed her the teacup she had just used: "Shirai Kuroko-neechan, you should have a cup of tea to calm down!"

Shirai Kuroko stared at the cup of black tea with computer parts added, then suddenly pried open Yamabuki Hanajin's mouth and forced the tea down her throat.

"Cough cough cough, you're giving me useless drinks. I'm a Heroic Spirit, not a human!" Yamabuki explained.

"Heroic Spirit? The one from Norse mythology?" Misaka Mikoto asked curiously.

By the time they realized what was happening, Yamabuki Hanajin had already reached the door: "I think we should go out and lay low for a while! Otherwise, the dorm supervisor will definitely come after you when he's done!"

Both girls were stunned. Finished? Finished what?

"I forgot your ages, one is thirteen and the other is fourteen, and both are young ladies from noble schools. No problem, let me give you a vivid lesson in physiology and hygiene! I guarantee you'll never forget it! Be grateful!" Yamabuki Hanajin opened his arms wide.

Misaka Mikoto walked expressionlessly to the desk and took a coin out of the drawer.

Have you heard of a railgun?

"Um... I'm just a seven-year-old child, I don't understand anything!"

"Stop acting cute at a time like this! Seriously, Kuroko, go ask Hatsuharu, she'll definitely be able to find out the child's origins!" Misaka Mikoto looked at Yamabuki in despair.

"I am Gilgamesh, the most ancient king..."

Misaka Mikoto aimed the Railgun directly at Yamabuki...

Chapter 3: The Thirteen-Year-Old Mother

Railgun.

Also known as an electromagnetic railgun, it can launch metal coins at three times the speed of sound, causing terrifying destructive power, and can fire up to eight times per minute.

"You actually used such an overpowered weapon to scare a child!" Yamabuki Hanajin huddled behind Shirai Kuroko, glaring at Misaka Mikoto.

"Since you know you're a child, then behave yourself!" Misaka Mikoto said smugly as she put the coin away.

It's definitely not safe to stay in the dorm anymore; we'll have to go outside.

"She probably hasn't woken up yet at this time of year in early spring!" Misaka Mikoto said with a troubled expression.

Yamabuki raised her hand and said, "I know a cake shop that gives away a Gekota figurine with every cake purchase! How about we go together?"

"Gekota... Gekota... Who would like something as childish as Gekota? That's why he's a kid! Honestly, since you like it, I'll go with you!" Misaka Mikoto said to herself.

"But, my dear, your safety shorts have a picture of a frog on them!"

Misaka: "??"

"Your phone also has a frog-shaped casing!"

Misaka: "..."

"The phone charm is also a Gekota toy!"

Misaka was furious.

"But you're right, who would like something as childish as Gekota? Unless they're kids! Right! Misaka Mikoto, who likes Gekota!"

The next second, an orange-red railgun pierced through the window of Tokiwadai dormitory, turning the once cozy dormitory into a pile of ruins in the blink of an eye.

"As expected, girls who are short-tempered, childish, wear safety shorts, like frogs, and have small breasts are no good! You can tell they don't have boyfriends!" Yamabuki Hanajin jumped off the balcony with a "heave-ho".

I originally wanted to try out the anti-gravity skirt, but unfortunately, I still seemed to be bound by gravity, and the Tokiwadai school uniform skirt fluttered in the falling wind.

"That brat, I'll tear him to pieces!" Misaka Mikoto's body crackled with sparks.

Shirai Kuroko stared blankly at her older sister.

"Big sister! Shouldn't we be thinking about... how to clean up the mess?" Shirai Kuroko asked, looking at the ruins before her.

Misaka Mikoto then realized that she had just blown up her own dormitory!

I'm definitely dead this time!!!

"Misaka!!!! Shirai!!!!" The dormitory supervisor's deathly voice rang out.

"No! Run! Kuroko!" Misaka Mikoto immediately grabbed Shirai Kuroko, who then used spatial teleportation to disappear from the spot in an instant.

The two had just left when the dormitory supervisor arrived. Although his face still had an abnormal flush, he was generally fine.

Looking at the dormitory that was half missing, the dormitory supervisor's murderous aura had reached its limit.

Awakening! Hunt time!

"Hmm... This is Academy City? The safest place in the world! It's a pity I only have one day. Where should I go to have some fun?" Yamabuki Hanajin's life goal is to be happy every day.

If we're talking about who has the most fun around them in Academy City, it's definitely the leader.

Next up? Storm Commander, officially designated LV6, script controller, wardrobe ability user, Saten Ruiko.

But, being unfamiliar with the area, where could I find Master Lei?

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin sensed a terrifying killing intent. Turning around, she saw that Misaka Mikoto, riding Shirai Kuroko, had already arrived.

"You've really got me into big trouble this time!!" Misaka Mikoto glared at Yamabuki, as the two of them were now unable to go home.

"Ah! If you're referring to the dorm being bombed, that's fine!" Yamabuki reached into the Gate of Babylon and pulled out a gold nugget the size of a human head: "I'll just buy Tokiwadai!"

Since this money can only be kept for one day, of course we'll squander it as much as possible!

Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko froze on the spot, staring at the gold beneath their feet. Whose spendthrift child is this?

"What? Is it not enough? If not, I have more here!" Yamabuki Hanajin casually tossed around gold coins, gems, pearls, and agates, not caring at all about spending money that wasn't hers.

"Stop, stop, stop! You're not from the royal family of that Arab country, are you?" Shirai Kuroko looked at Yamabuki in shock. Although her family was also very wealthy, they weren't this rich.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin looked worried: "Actually, I came to Academy City to find my mother. We lost contact after she came to Academy City a few years ago. Can you help me find her?"

Helping a child find their mother? It seems this child has their own difficulties.

Misaka Mikoto took a deep breath, deciding she couldn't stoop to a child's level, and then gave what she thought was a gentle smile: "What's your mother's name? What does she look like? What are her features?"

To enter Academy City, you need to keep a record, and as long as you have a record, Haruhi will definitely be able to find it.

Yamabuki Hanajin excitedly threw herself into Misaka Mikoto's arms: "You're such a good person!"

"I got praised!" Misaka Mikoto smiled smugly.

"My mom is about the same height as you, she has long hair, and she's very beautiful!"

“Yes, this is all very useful information.” Misaka nodded.

"My age is probably around the same as yours!"

"Hmm??? Something seems off."

"Oh right, I remember my mother's name, it's Saten Ruiko," Yamabuki Hanajin said innocently.

"Pfft!!! Saten... It's actually Saten Ruiko! No way! Isn't Saten in the same grade as Kuroko? She's only thirteen years old, how could she have such a big son?" Misaka Mikoto exclaimed in utter shock.

Shirai Kuroko was utterly shocked: "I've heard that the Western world has a bronze wedding anniversary custom... Could it be... could it be that Saten-san first married into royalty, had a baby, and then came to Academy City to study! So Saten-san has already surpassed the adult realm! Onee-sama, we can't fall behind! Right here! Right here, let's take Kuroko's virginity! Onee-sama!!!"

After the lightning flashed, Kuroko lay on the ground, convulsing, his entire body steaming.

"In any case, we still need to talk to Saten-san about this in person!" Misaka Mikoto felt so embarrassed at the thought of getting married and having children!

"Kuroko, are you still alive? Can we contact Haru and Saten now?" Misaka Mikoto asked, looking at Kuroko who was covered in smoke.

Shirai Kuroko struggled to pull a lipstick-shaped cell phone from her pocket and dialed Haru's number.

Soon, a very cute voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Shirai-san, it's not even six o'clock yet! I'll get angry if it's not something important!"

"Early Spring, contact Saten immediately! Not only has something happened, but it's a major incident. It's extremely urgent! You must contact her as quickly as possible!" Shirai Kuroko roared.

The 'Constant Temperature Death' was clearly startled and hurriedly hung up the phone.

Hmph, Death is easy to deal with.