The saintess I possessed had a head full of nonsense.

In Isaac's eyes, Christine was no different from the female knight who had been kidnapped to the goblin's den.

The joy of soon being able to thoroughly torment Christine made him overlook the fact that the metaphor was reversed; the "Cult of Lust" should actually be called goblins.

Having found a top agent and thwarted the cult's plot, it wouldn't be more logical for him to have the right to use Christine before she's sent to the cross and burned at the stake.

"If we switched roles, I would show you what cruelty is."

Thinking of this, a sinister smile crept across Isaac's lips, and he couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.

puff!

Who...who is laughing?

Isaac looked ahead, a look of confusion in his eyes.

What did he see?

Saint Christine would sometimes pat her cheeks and exclaim in surprise, sometimes stretch and jump around excitedly, her smile joyful.

What is she doing?

The thug's excited punch?

Isaac felt an itch on his head and couldn't understand Christine's behavior at all.

But a nun suddenly came to his side and whispered something, which made him smile.

Now, there will be no surprises in pinning Christine to death.

"Guess what we found in your room?" Isaac sneered.

"Bring the person up!"

The black-clad enforcers parted to make way again, and many of the nuns watching gasped in surprise.

"My God! It's Alice!"

"Recently, many nuns have gone missing from the church, leading to long-standing suspicion that cultists from the [Cult of Lust] have infiltrated the church. The nuns found the missing Alice in the saint's room!"

"What an inhuman method of bondage!"

"Huh? This way of tying it up actually makes my figure look better. I'd like to try it."

Bishop Isaac waved his hand, and the [Light Spear] severed the binding ropes. At the same time, a law enforcer used a hand seal, and Sister Alice slowly opened her eyes from her unconsciousness.

He asked, "Who kidnapped you?"

Sister Alice rubbed her head, glancing around somewhat groggily, still a little dazed. She looked at Christine hesitantly and said, "I was checking on Her Majesty the Saintess in her room when I passed out."

"Alice was knocked unconscious, but the saintess is unharmed and continues her daily prayers. Did Christine really kidnap Alice?!"

"How terrifying that cult members of the [Cult of Lust] could infiltrate the church in this way and even become saintesses!"

Bishop Isaac sneered, "Now that you've been caught red-handed, what else do you have to say?"

Whoosh!

Suddenly, the black-clad enforcers once again moved in perfect unison, making way for a beautiful white-haired woman in a purple robe, holding a scepter. She walked slowly towards them, tall and slender with sharp eyes, exuding a heavy sense of oppression.

Isaac's eyes lit up immediately. This was Iris, the head of the Saintess Project and the Archbishop of the Church of Light. She usually didn't come to this branch church, so it was quite a coincidence.

"what!"

Just as he was thwarting a cult's plot, unlike when he was busy and his boss couldn't see him, but when he slacked off, his actions were witnessed by his superior. He immediately burst into laughter, brimming with pride, and seized the moment to use the [Prism] to showcase his sorcerer talent to his superior and the church. What a wonderful scenario!

Next, his uncle, a cardinal, used this opportunity to help him rise through the ranks within the church, gain access to enormous resources, sleep with the most beautiful nuns, and reach the pinnacle of his life!

"You audacious fiend, I can tell you're no good at first glance!"

bass!

With a wave of his hand, Isaac caused the space to rotate like a mirror, reflecting Christine's body into it. Immediately, a lot of information appeared on her body.

[Light Spear], [Reading], [Prayer], [Backstab], [Wave Burst], [Blessing of Courage], [The Price of Impulsiveness]. That's it?!

Where is the "green tea bitch"?!

The scene fell silent for a moment, and everyone had the same question on Isaac's mind at the same time, and they all looked at him, wondering, "Where is the 'green tea bitch'?"

Isaac's smile froze instantly, his eyes bloodshot, and he roared incredulously, "Where's your 'green tea bitch'?!"

He shattered the [Prism] with a punch, and when he used it again, his body slumped back several steps, unable to believe his eyes.

Suddenly, Saint Christine's eyes reddened, and large tears, like glistening pearls, rolled down her beautiful cheeks. She looked at Archbishop Iris, and as if unable to bear it any longer, she threw herself into the other's arms. Her sweet voice was now veiled with a husky, rain-like quality, and she sobbed pitifully:

"I feel wronged."

"Lady Elise, wuwuwuwuwu"

Archbishop Iris stood there, stunned. How long had Christine been a sorcerer?

Less than 7 days!

In just seven days, she actually managed to condense three spell seals from the Bible, namely [Wave Burst], [Blessing of Courage], and [The Price of Impulsiveness], each one rarer and more difficult than the last. What kind of heaven-defying magical talent is this?

Such a genius sorcerer was falsely accused of being a cultist of the "Cult of Lust". If I hadn't come, would she have been falsely accused and desecrated by someone using their power?

Iris's face visibly darkened.

"We must make amends to her properly, with the best weapons, the best saint's robes, and the best magic. We cannot allow such a genius to harbor resentment towards the Church!"

"This is impossible!" At this moment, Isaac completely lost his composure, his eyes red as he pointed at Christine and roared, "She definitely has the [Green Tea Bitch] mark! A urine test is necessary! I urge the Archbishop to thoroughly investigate this woman!"

"Haven't you had enough of your antics yet?" Iris snapped, her eyes filled with disgust. If this boy's uncle weren't a cardinal, this incident alone would have been enough to have him crucified!

"And what about Sister Alice? She's tied up under Christine's bed! Who can explain this?!" Isaac roared.

Many people lowered their heads. Does this even need explaining? Wasn't this all a staged performance by you?

Christine sobbed softly, "Miss Alice must have been threatened by him. Please, Archbishop, do not punish her. I still want Miss Alice to stay with me."

"Good girl." Iris's eyes were practically overflowing with affection for Christine.

"I demand an investigation from the Archbishop!" Isaac roared. "There are traces of dried saliva on the floor of my office. If this woman hadn't used her 'green tea bitch' tactics on me, why would I be licking the floor?!"

After revealing this, Isaac couldn't help but feel a little regretful, but he gritted his teeth and thought, "There must be a sign to prove this, right? As long as we investigate thoroughly, the truth will definitely come out!"

"Fine, fine, fine." Iris roared in anger. She took out a precious, one-time-use spell [Truth or Dare] and slammed it onto Isaac, asking, "Did you... lick me willingly?"

Isaac was furious. Why the hell did you ask her? Why are you asking me?

Not long ago, he thought he had victory in his grasp. The thrill of about to obtain something he couldn't have was like a poison, making him unable to resist—so he actually "voluntarily" licked it.

The scene fell silent for a moment, all eyes were on Isaac, who was clenching his teeth, the veins in his temples throbbing menacingly like writhing dragons, and his eyes were filled with terrifying bloodshot veins.

"Tell me, did you lick it willingly?" A terrifying pressure suddenly erupted from Iris's body, making it difficult for Isaac to hold on any longer. With a shudder, his vision went black, and he uttered the word that had filled him with utter despair:

"Ah."

Eek~

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 11 Terminal Illness Constitution, Black Hole Technique Source!

[Help Saint Christine out of her current predicament, complete this event, and receive a selectable reward related to Saint Christine.]

The moment Bishop Isaac surrounded Saint Christine with his men, Li Xuan received a new event notification.

Completing this task was too easy!

Because Saint Christine isn't the "green tea bitch," he is the "green tea bitch"—as long as he leaves Saint Christine's body, the auxiliary spell mark that appeared due to possession will disappear.

Li Xuan has completed more than two events and learned the [Wave Burst] technique, thus fulfilling the conditions for leaving Saint Christine's body!

Saint Christine's body is truly beautiful. If it weren't for the necessity of taking away the "green tea bitch," and the fact that his own life was hanging by a thread, Li Xuan wouldn't mind wearing triangles for a few more days.

Without the "green tea bitch," with Saint Christine's intelligence, as long as she doesn't have a relapse and has the favorability of Sword Saint Chris, she should be able to escape from Bishop Isaac's clutches, right?

After all, although she's just a mascot, the Holy Maiden is an important project for the Church of Light and has a certain level of attention. And even the most mindless novels these days wouldn't design a spoiled brat who's so stupid and illogical; he'd have to have some kind of evidence.

Suddenly, Li Xuan's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that Sister Alice would ultimately betray Saint Christine?

To find out what happens next, check Douyin tomorrow morning. If Christine is still praying, then you can safely possess her again.

If she's not there, then Li Xuan can only try to possess Isaac's mother and deliver a direct blow of maternal love. As long as the familial bond isn't compromised, he might be able to save the saintess Christine.

After all, if Saint Christine were to be corrupted, Li Xuan would bear a large part of the blame—although Li Xuan was very reluctant to possess a wife, especially given the enduring influence of the Wei Wu tradition, the wife's identity was far too dangerous.

As consciousness gradually returned, he realized he had lost his youthful, energetic, and vibrant body. The stark contrast brought about by the heaviness of his original form gave Li Xuan the illusion that he was suffering from Jade Syndrome.

The event is not over yet; the gains from this possession are currently being tallied.

Leaving the saintess's body and taking the "green tea bitch" with her is clearly counted as "participation in the incident".

Li Xuan let out a long sigh and opened his information panel.

Li Xuan

Level: None

Status: Black Hole Closed Meridians - Incurable Constitution, Unable to Cultivate. Your body only takes in but doesn't give out. Besides barely providing energy for the body's operation, the black hole absorbs foreign objects and occasionally produces obsidian, affecting the body's normal functioning. You are gradually heading towards death, but it is said that by cultivating and becoming a sorcerer, you can expel the obsidian from your body.

Talent: Mirror Flower Water Moon

[Art Seal: None]

It was a casual joke by Li Xuan that led the game designer to name this minor character Li Xuan.

This "black hole closure" is purely the designer's twisted sense of humor.

Being unable to cultivate because of a terminal illness, and only by cultivating can one cure a terminal illness, is just like a college graduate looking for a job but finding that all positions require three years of work experience, which is simply unsolvable.

Although this character is just a minor role in the game, a side quest character who dies after the player completes the side quest.

But every time Li Xuan sees this "black hole closure," all he can say is "mmp."

After becoming the first person to transmigrate by pooping, the body he was transported to doesn't need to poop anymore. Is this to prevent him from transmigrating back? Who is playing this kind of joke on him?

Furthermore, the obsidian flowing through his blood and every part of his body is a rare mineral that will be given to players to craft weapons after completing a side quest. The character "Li Xuan" is definitely a tool for the player.

As for this talent, "Mirror Flower Water Moon," it is actually the ability to "possess" someone, which the game developers gave a rather poetic name.

Saint Christine's "Holy Light" has a detailed description, but this "Mirror Flower Water Moon" doesn't even have a description, which shows this bastard's wolfish ambition—even if you gave this dog planner ten mothers, how dare he?

Fortunately, "Mirror Flower Water Moon" is now mine!