I have the best bloodline

"I fought tooth and nail in the ring, and on the third day I not only didn't get a reward, but I was also punished?" Su Yan closed his jaw in shock, swallowed hard, and then became furious: "So all that hard work and fighting for my life has resulted in this suffering!"

Su Yan had always thought that the Grand Tutor's personal guidance on cultivation meant that all the winners who held the Black Iron Tokens would gather in a courtyard, and Grand Tutor Xia Yu would leisurely walk over and sit down, giving each holder some time to express their innermost confusion about cultivation, and then personally guiding them for several days in a row.

Before this, Su Yan had no idea that the ultimate reward of the Black Iron Token was to be admitted to an academy that was like the underworld!

“It can’t be that you’re just going on a spring outing with the Grand Tutor for a while and you don’t have any homework,” Auntie said with a smile, trying to reassure Su Yan. But Grand Tutor Jin interrupted her with a telepathic message: “You do have homework, and it’s even more complicated than usual. Remember to bring extra charcoal pencils and notebooks to take notes when you go on the spring outing.”

Neither Aunt nor Su Yan had gone far. They were complaining so loudly about the Black Iron Token reward. Grand Tutor Jin, being a member of the South China Sea Crimson Dragon Clan, was not deaf. Therefore, she kindly reminded Su Yan with malicious intent.

Su Yan & Aunt: "."

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"What's wrong with my nephew?"

Hua Yu, who had been waiting for her aunt in the audience, was about to greet her aunt and Su Yan when she saw them return. However, she noticed that Su Yan was curled up in a ball, completely lacking her usual lively energy, and she couldn't help but ask in surprise.

"He's bearing the heaviest burden for someone his age, and he's a little down." Auntie told Hua Yu the news of Su Yan's victory with a helpless expression. Su Yan had been listless since he learned that he needed to participate in the academy's outing.

"Pfft."

Upon hearing this, Hua Yu couldn't help but laugh. She reached out and patted Su Yan's fox head, pinching his soft fox ears and whispering, "Little nephew, don't be afraid. Auntie will teach you some secret methods for doing your homework. When you go on a spring outing, you can sneak into a wealthy family's house in the middle of the night and use spirit stones to lure those spirit monkeys to flip through your books and do your homework."

As soon as Hua Yu finished speaking, Su Yan's ears perked up.

"That's just one method. The second is to use force to coerce those students into writing for you. Anyway, you're not really going to the academy to enroll. After following the Grand Tutor until the spring outing is over, you'll all go your separate ways and rarely see each other again."

"besides."

Hua Yu kept spouting terrible ideas, which were all improper from any angle and full of violence, bribery, and seduction. However, as a demonic cultivator from the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers, Hua Yu could solve things with action without wasting half a day.

Although the idea was terrible, Su Yan liked it very much. As a nine-tailed fox with Su family blood, was it too much to seduce her?

Su Yan regained her energy and sprang up, jumping onto Hua Yu Zhenren's lap. She rolled over, exposing her belly, and began rubbing against the great benefactor Hua Yu, who had given her a reminder.

"Bring plenty of spirit stones. Whether it's bribing the spirit monkey to help with homework, coercing male students, or seducing female students, it doesn't matter."

The aunt, who was listening nearby, rolled her eyes and said, "Don't teach that little fox those filthy tricks. His mother's personality is already bad enough. I'm warning you, don't try to corrupt the little fox and activate his bloodline."

Foxes are naturally cunning, and Su Yan's mother was an expert in this area. It was already a miracle that she could give birth to such an adorable and obedient fox.

Auntie doesn't want Su Yan to go astray; he wouldn't be likable like his mother.

"Su Qing? Heh. That's right. That beautiful fox spirit, she and her husband are more like demonic cultivators than demonic cultivators themselves. Their savagery and brutality are tinged with a hint of elegance."

Hua Yu frowned and thought for a moment, recalling Su Yan's mother's past deeds. Then she looked at the little coward on her thigh, her snow-white belly exposed, and couldn't help but show a strange expression: "Who did you inherit it from?"

"It couldn't possibly be his mother and that lecherous bastard," Auntie said with absolute certainty. "It's definitely a case of skipped generations!"

"?"

Hearing the elders' conversation, Su Yan couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "What did my mother do?"

In Su Yan's heart, although the big fox was not a virtuous wife and loving mother, she was definitely a qualified and kind mother. She was not as despicable as her aunt and Hua Yuzhen said!

As for the old father?

Although she always has a long face, like a corporate slave who is overworked and doesn't know how to enjoy life, she's not necessarily a bad person!

What did they do?

The aunt's expression was slightly strange as she took out a "Roasting Recipe" from her storage ring and handed it to Su Yan.

Su Yan opened the book. It didn't record any ingredients or cooking methods, but only personal names followed by the dishes they were good at cooking.

Su Yan tilted her head and looked at her aunt, her big blue eyes revealing her confusion, which was quite adorable.

"Those names belong to disciples and elders of the Weaponry Sect. This book was a little gift your mother and father wrote for me after their honeymoon."

"The chefs upstairs are all victims," ​​my aunt complained, her face full of exasperation.

The couple had both achieved considerable cultivation. Su Qing was particularly playful and had a carefree attitude towards life. The lecherous man indulged his beautiful and kind wife in everything. Before news of their marriage spread, they had caused quite a stir in the cultivation world.

Why did Su Qing go to the Southern State instead of living in the Central State of Xia Yu?

Isn't it just because there's no law to govern that place?

“I have a copy too. It seems they made many copies and gave them to their fellow Daoists.” Hua Yu also took out a book from her storage ring.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 134 The Fun Machine: Sister Fun

Was my mother always this mean?

Looking at the barbecue recipe in his hand, Su Yan recalled the image of the big fox carrying a net, a confident smile on his face, rolling up his sleeves and walking out of the mansion gate, standing on tiptoe and gazing into the distance as if searching for something. Su Yan suddenly didn't know how to speak up for the big fox.

Although the big fox was quite kind to him, it was indeed quite immoral to the demonic cultivator.

Speaking of this, Su Yan couldn't help but recall the matter of the Nightmare Town Sect and the Holy Mother of Nurturing All Spirits in the Ten Directions yesterday. Suddenly, Su Yan seemed to smell a familiar scent.

"Your mother has done far too many despicable things. Go ask her yourself when you're ready!" The aunt interrupted Su Yan's search for commonalities among "bad women," moving the betting board in front of him and saying:

"Use your lucky little paws to show your auntie a path to wealth!"

While the three were discussing Su Qing, the Vice Minister of Rites on the arena had already begun shaking the ball to select participants.

On the third day, the players for the first round have been selected.

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"He must be the most unlucky nine-tailed fox, right? A dignified nine-tailed fox is being chased for sterilization by his maternal family, and his in-laws are probably chasing him to have sex with animals, oh dear."

"But isn't he adorable? This kid is much more fun than that girl Wuxi; he won't get angry!"

Su Yan was nestled in Hua Yu's arms watching the arena match when she suddenly heard a group of people whispering about her.

Looking in the direction of the sound, Su Yan saw two girls in white standing side by side, arm in arm, looking him up and down and whispering softly.

"Sister Xi'er!"

Upon seeing the newcomer, Su Yan abruptly stood up from Hua Yu's arms and called out, then looked at the ghost with the character 'Le' written on its face on the white cloth beside Sister Xi'er, hesitated before greeting, "...Sister Le'er?"

"Don't use the 'er' character, just call me Sister Lezi!"

When Su Yan greeted her, Sister Le waved her hand to correct Su Yan's incorrect wording, and said with a smile, "I'm starting to like you, but not because you're cute, but because you're so unlucky!"

With his parents out of contact, his wife's family disliking him, and his husband's family abusing him, he's left with nothing but an unlucky guy performing in Xia Yu's brothel. There's bound to be plenty of fun in such an incredibly unlucky guy!

Su Yan won Le'er's favor at first glance.

"I'm not unlucky, thank you," Su Yan retorted hesitantly.

After saying that, Su Yan jumped up from Hua Yu Zhenren's arms and towards her familiar Xi'er: "Sister Xi'er! I almost thought I would never see you again."

"I'm just going back to my physical body to lend a hand," Sister Xi interrupted Su Yan, saying:

"Furthermore, you don't need to tell me what you saw and heard when you were by the main body, nor do you need to ask us about the main body or about which part of the memory is not in our possession."

The Unborn Emperor possesses all the memories of the Nine Netherworlds, but the Nine Netherworlds do not accept all of the Unborn Emperor's memories.

Jiuyou knew nothing about the Nightmare Suppression Cult, the sudden change in the royal family, or the death of the crown prince. They had no intention of investigating those matters. Emperor Wusheng stripped away all his emotions in order to create an absolutely calm and rational Xia Yu ruler.

The Nine Netherworlds are one of the error correction mechanisms. When the Emperor of No Life has difficulty making a decision, he will recall the Nine Netherworlds back into his body and use their emotions to think.

"Our existence is about having fun. Those power struggles and sad stories from the past have nothing to do with us. So don't ask me, I can't explain it to you anyway."

Sister Xi chuckled and patted Su Yan's fox-like head, saying, "Since you're not participating in the Imperial Martial Arts Competition anymore, why don't you come with us to stroll around Xia Yu City and the Imperial Palace?"

"But."

Su Yan hesitated slightly before looking at his aunt. His aunt and Hua Yu seemed to be blind, as if they hadn't seen Su Yan leave at all. The two of them were discussing the martial arts competition on the arena.

Both of them already knew Jiuyou's true form. Faced with Jiuyou's initiative to reveal himself, they both chose to ignore the invisible Jiuyou, as if they hadn't noticed that Jiuyou had come to find Su Yan.

Anyway, Auntie already knows that Sister Xi'er won't hurt Su Yan, so she doesn't want to have any direct interaction with Xia Yu.

Hua Yu's pretense was even simpler: Wan Hua Ge was involved in shady business. Although Xia Yu didn't have any assassination business, he was involved in intelligence business.

She was destined not to appear in the public eye, nor could she openly show any inclinations.

Although others cannot see Jiuyou, it is still best to be careful about some things. If one is not careful and is discovered by those people in the stands, they will think that Wanhua Pavilion is inclined to the royal family, which is equivalent to losing half of its source of income.

Therefore, both of them were completely blind at this moment.

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"By the way, does anyone here have any spirit stones?"

Le'er left the audience seats and looked at Xi'er and Su Yan, asking them a question.

"No, I just take things directly from the shelves when I buy them, so I don't need to spend any money," Sister Xi said calmly.

Le'er looked at Su Yan again.

"I do have some spirit stones, but I don't know how many Sister Le'er wants? I don't have any if the weight is too high." Su Yan looked at Sister Le'er with a slightly wary expression.

"Give me twenty catties of spirit stones. Eight catties will be used to buy snacks, five catties for massage and bone setting, and the remaining seven catties will be used to support my husband and raise our children."

Sister Le'er said with a melancholy look, "I've been sitting in the stands watching the Imperial Martial Arts Competition lately, and my back is aching. I might as well go to the Spirit Herb Pharmacy and have Physician Qian massage my back."

"What does it mean to be a good wife and mother?" Su Yan asked, her face full of questions, as she took out spirit stones from her storage ring.

"It means being a good wife and mother in the literal sense!"

Although the Nine Netherworlds do not engage in production, they still help Emperor Wusheng with some matters in their spare time, just like Sister Xi'er intercepted the Nightmare Town Sect and snatched back the Jade Rabbit that had been poached from them.

Sister Le'er had no interest in those things. She usually lived in brothels or entertainment venues, causing trouble for those officials who had wives and children and were having affairs. She would spend a few taels of silver to find a passerby to notify the families of the men having affairs.

Although Xia Yu said that going to brothels was not illegal, he still condemned married people on a moral level.

Officials of bad character might even be reported by Sister Le'er to Xia Yu's third master, the "Grand Tutor".

If she doesn't report at least thirty to fifty cases a year, Sister Le'er feels empty inside.

"I came back in such a hurry that I left all the spirit stones at the Northern Fortress. I'll return them to you later." After taking the spirit stones from Su Yan, Sister Le'er said this and then turned around to find Qian Zhi to get a back massage.

"Is Sister Le'er a moral exemplar in Xia Yu's officialdom?" Su Yan asked, looking at Sister Xi'er.

"She's just having fun, sitting high up eating snacks and laughing at the unlucky guys below. But thanks to your sister Le'er's leisure time, the administrators of some remote cities that Xia Yu City can't directly govern haven't caused any serious scandals," Sister Xi'er said.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 135 Hey! Dirty Fox!