I have the best bloodline

Even if she did something shocking, Princess Luanming wouldn't be surprised. Even if news of her elopement spread from the capital the next day, Junxia would at most cover her face and be speechless, but she wouldn't find it strange.

After all, she was Princess Wuxi, one of the most troublesome members of the royal family.

"I'll personally see it off when the time comes, and after a period of rest, it should be in pretty good condition."

Junxia placed Su Yan on her lap, put her hands on the area above Su Yan's neck, and gently kneaded the fox's small triangular ears with her index finger and thumb, making Su Yan fall asleep like a pig, ignoring Princess Wuxi's threats.

Playing with foxes was a skill in the Xia Dynasty. After years of research, scholars concluded that fox ears are very sensitive. By pressing and kneading them, certain techniques can relieve the fox's fatigue and stress, and effectively eliminate accumulated anxiety.

Junxia stroked Su Yan like a red fox, until Su Yan completely let down his guard, and fell asleep like a pig on Junxia's lap, his whole body limp.

This is the second fox, besides the red fox, to receive such a massage from Junxia.

Even Princess Wuxi had never experienced such a thing, so Princess Luanming would never dare to treat the princess with such disrespect.

A tingling sensation came from his ears, accompanied by a rustling sleep-inducing sound effect. Su Yan woke up around dusk. When he opened his eyes again, Jun Xia was nowhere to be seen. He was lying on a soft, dark blue pillow, fast asleep.

Su Yan did not feel cold. Junxia's bedroom and attic were equipped with temperature-regulating arrays, which kept the temperature in the area covered by the arrays very pleasant.

"Junxia has gone to bathe and change."

Princess Wuxi, now in human form, sat reclining in a grand chair, a cushion tucked behind her for support. She crossed one leg and was peeling and scrubbing the veins of an orange.

"She said she'd treat us to dinner later, so please answer my question before dinner!"

Princess Wuxi shifted her gaze from the oranges, tossed the orange peels onto Su Yan's pillow, and gestured for him to quickly explain where he had stolen the rejuvenation technique.

"Don't even think about escaping. The door is sealed shut, the windowsills are blocked, it's just you and me here."

Princess Wuxi pointed to the stairwell, where a large number of vines had grown out of nowhere, weaving a layered net structure that blocked the entrance.

Tree branches have also grown around the observation deck, forming a barrier layer by intertwining with them.

"I don't really want to betray that senior. Do you really need me to tell you the truth?"

Seeing this, Su Yan was completely at a loss and looked at Princess Wuxi to ask.

Although her aunt had a lot of opinions about Xi'er, Su Yan felt that Xi'er was very similar to her aunt.

If my aunt was an elder who worried about my safety and put my safety first in everything, then my sister Xi'er was definitely an elder who taught me how to see the world.

Xi'er knows many inside stories about Xia Yu. If Su Yan asks about these things, Xi'er will throw out some clues and let Su Yan think about the cause and effect relationship.

After Su Yan answered part of the question, she would fill in the parts that he had not guessed or had missed.

Su Yan didn't know much about Sister Xi'er. She only knew that Sister Xi'er was a ghost transformed from the remnant soul of the Nine-Tailed Fox Grandmother, and that she held a disdainful attitude towards some members of the royal family.

Moreover, she didn't seem to like Wuxi very much, describing Princess Wuxi as a wretched brat with a bad temper.

Su Yan wasn't too keen on exposing Xi'er. If the problem could be solved in another way, Su Yan would accept even if it meant paying a large amount of spirit stones to Princess Wuxi.

Whether you learn it or not is irrelevant; I'm just curious how you stole my secret technique. Now I know you don't have the ability to steal; it was one of your elders who sneaked into my palace to steal it.

Princess Wuxi smiled and said, "Since you're unwilling to identify your elders, that's fine too, since you're now in my hands anyway."

"Is it a matter of paying compensation or going to jail?" Su Yan asked Princess Wuxi nervously, wondering if her aunt could resolve the situation, or if she could call out to Sister Xi'er to see if she could appear and clear up the misunderstanding.

"You can't afford to pay back the spirit stones. Going to jail is a complete waste of my feelings. What do I care if you go to jail? You can spend decades there and still live a carefree life."

Princess Wuxi scoffed and said, "I'll give you a choice now: either I take you now, or you turn back into human form and I'll take you then!"

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Su Yan looked at Princess Wuxi with a surprised expression, not quite understanding the word "handle" that the princess had used.

According to Sister Xi'er, Princess Wuxi, besides having a terrible personality, also seems to have been described as having a senile nature.

"Princess, are you rewarding me?" Su Yan asked, her face flushed. "The Nine-Tailed Fox Clan doesn't seem to have a fixed mating season, does it? What are you doing?"

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Chapter 69 Feathered Ministers

"Haha, is that how you interpret the word 'to do' that I'm talking about?"

Upon hearing Su Yan's explanation of the word "办" (ban), Princess Wuxi revealed a strange smile: "If you are really that thirsty, it is not impossible, but of course you need to submit to me first."

"Perhaps, when I have nothing better to do, I can satisfy the boring interests of you beasts."

The word "办" can be interpreted in different ways. The most common interpretation is flirting between husband and wife. However, when Princess Wuxi says "办", it means to deal with Su Yan and subdue the little fox directly through force, making him submit to her command and become a general.

"How about it? How do you want me to do you? Anyway, you male beasts only have that one ambition. If you submit to me, I will allow you to lick my hand."

When choosing a male, a female beast needs to start with his cultivation level, and then observe his physique and fur color. The reason why males in nature are so flamboyant is to attract females.

The rules for male beasts to choose female beasts are very simple: any female creature will do.

As a male beast, Su Yan's bold and rude words were within Princess Wuxi's understanding. After all, male beasts only have so many pursuits; they are not even six inches in size yet they always boast that they can pierce the lungs with one spear.

Whenever she encountered such an impudent male beast, Princess Wuxi would always gesture with her finger in front of her before mocking the ignorant man before her, whose spear thrust was as sharp as a dragon, piercing straight to the heart.

"Do whatever you like!"

Su Yan lay back on the table, turned her youthful fox-like head to the side, and pursed her lips tightly:

"Although I am a canine, I will never be a simp. Send me to jail or physically humiliate me, but don't kiss me."

Judging from Princess Wuxi's attitude, she probably didn't intend to hurt him. Therefore, Su Yan simply lay down on the table, exposing her fair belly, letting Princess Wuxi do whatever she wanted. In any case, it was absolutely impossible for her to make him her gigolo or lapdog.

Su Yan immediately resorted to shameless tactics.

Of course, kissing was out of the question. Su Yan could accept physical humiliation, but not kissing.

Seeing Su Yan immediately start to act like a coward, lying on her back with her belly up, Princess Wuxi, who had been smugly putting on airs, was stunned. She poked the little white fox on the table with her hand, and Su Yan pursed her lips and closed her eyes.

"Hey! You beast, shouldn't you be showing no mercy until death, and then I'll reveal my grand ambitions, and you'll immediately bow down and submit to me? How can you be so spineless, throwing a tantrum like a woman!"

Princess Wuxi transformed back into a fox, landing on the table and kicking Su Yan's snow-white fur to express her dissatisfaction with his behavior: "Get up quickly, bow down to my great ambition, and become my devoted subject, infatuated with me!"

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Su Yan curled up in a different position and ignored Princess Wuxi.

She may have some grand ambitions, but Su Yan really has no interest in fighting and killing.

He enjoys watching others fight and kill, rather than getting involved in the fighting himself!

The greater Princess Wuxi's ambitions, the more troubles and enemies she will encounter. Su Yan herself is already overwhelmed with problems, so how can she have the leisure to offer advice to others?

Instead of having such leisure time, you might as well take on more plumbing jobs to earn some spirit stones and improve your life.

"Damn beast!"

Princess Wuxi, who had transformed into a white fox, sat directly on Su Yan and tapped his head with her front paws, her face a mixture of anger and frustration: "You're driving me crazy!"

Although Princess Wuxi spoke arrogantly, her eyes lit up when she first saw Su Yan, because Su Yan was a male nine-tailed fox!

In ancient mythology, the ancestor of the nine-tailed fox was a swordsman who guarded the primordial goddess, using his sword to wipe out all living beings that stood in her way, making him incredibly powerful.

Princess Wuxi, who had always wanted to establish her own household, felt at first sight that Su Yan was capable of being the legendary Nine-Tailed Fox Swordsman, and that the first general under the Goddess of Immortality was also a Nine-Tailed Fox.

Princess Wuxi has now encountered a male nine-tailed fox, which makes her feel from the bottom of her heart that Su Yan is her sword-wielding guardian and a powerful general on her path to establishing her own power.

When my fame grows, and I find the Three-Legged Golden Crow and the Moon Rabbit, I will surely be able to achieve something that will shock everyone and shut up all the gossipy people in the royal family!

Unexpectedly, he died before he could even begin his mission, and the chosen swordsman turned out to be a good-for-nothing with no ambitions!

"Our ancestors were all nine-tailed foxes! Just think about the legends of the nine-tailed fox swordsmen, don't you have any thoughts about it? In the future, you will be the general in charge of killing in our sect, a great figure second only to the leader!"

Princess Wuxi, her face full of disappointment, sat on Su Yan's stomach, her two pink fox paws slapping Su Yan's cheeks to force him to sit up, and declared her grand ambitions:

Even if you were to die in battle, your image will forever remain in my heart!

"Go away, who cares!"

When Princess Wuxi said the first half of her sentence, Su Yan was slightly moved, but when she heard the second half, she immediately wilted.

The carefree life in the martial arts world was indeed very appealing to Su Yan, but this Princess Wuxi was too unreliable, and Su Yan wouldn't fall for her tricks.

The two foxes chattered for a long time, and when Princess Luanming finally returned, neither had convinced the other.

"This is what you are."

Princess Luanming looked at the two white foxes entangled and playing together on the table, a strange and odd expression on her face: "They've become familiar with each other very quickly."

If ordinary foxes were to play around like this, or even get stuck together, Junxia wouldn't show any surprise. But the two white foxes in front of her were demons. One was the noble niece of Emperor Wusheng, and the other was a male white fox from a brothel. Since ancient times, stories of men and women crossing social classes have been commonplace.

Judging from the situation, it's still Princess Wuxi who's in control of Su Yan; it's already obvious who's making the first move.

"Pah! You're a tough nut to crack!"

Princess Wuxi released her grip on Su Yan's mouth, sticking out her tongue with a "liar, liar, liar," spitting out the fox fur stuck to it, and scolded Su Yan with slight annoyance:

"Don't think this is the end of it! I will never let you go! Even if I have to force you in, I will definitely stuff you under my skirt!"

"Hehehe~"

Su Yan made a face at Princess Wuxi, completely ignoring her impolite request.

"Did you two have a fight?" Junxia asked.

Although the two were communicating in a soft, whiny language, Junxia was no naive girl. She quickly discerned from the expressions on the two foxes' faces that their earlier entanglement was not the kind of playful banter one would expect. It seemed that some kind of conflict had occurred between the two foxes.

“He won’t submit to me! I’m definitely going to scold him!” Princess Wuxi said bluntly.

Junxia: "."

Princess, we really don't need to go that far. There are so many men in the world, there's really no need to force yourself on me. You just need to ask, what kind of man can't you find? Why lose your composure?

But Junxia really oversimplified things this time. Someone like Su Yan is really hard to find. You can't find such a young nine-tailed fox anywhere except in the Kingdom of Qingqiu.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 70: Princess Wuxi personally certified it.

"Ow Oo"

Su Yan, who was originally lying on the rocking chair in the pavilion of the Xuanwang Mansion, taking a nap in the winter sun, suddenly felt a pain in his butt. He yelled "Ouch!" and jumped up from the rocking chair and ran away before turning around.

At a glance, Su Yan saw a white-haired loli with a lewd grin on her face, holding a stamp in her hand. Su Yan turned to the side and looked at the side buttocks where she had just felt pain. On the originally snow-white fur, a clear and bright red stamp mark was revealed, looking just like a quarantine certificate.