I'm just an internet cafe owner

This is a common mistake made by Rainbow Six Siege newbies: crawling on the ground to hide. In fact, crawling on the ground not only doesn't allow you to hide, but you're also likely to be spotted and easily eliminated. However, it was her first time playing, and with only her own breathing around her and nothing else, only carefully crawling on the ground made her feel safe.

"Where are they...where are they..."

Although the communicator would transmit location information or teammates would call out locations, Xiaomai didn't know these locations. She could only roughly determine her position by relying on the surrounding decorations and the map display.

"Next is the main hall, right?"

Umaru continued to wriggle on the ground.

As she crawled along, she aimed her gun around. When she reached the stairs, she heard footsteps.

The footsteps started out softly, then became very rapid.

"It's the enemy! Aaaaaah!!"

Although it was Umaru's first time playing this game, her extensive gaming experience allowed her to fire at the target even while in a panic.

With a single shot, Izumi Konata, who had rushed over, was blown to the head.

Upon seeing the system notification of -500 points, the two sides uttered different opinions.

Hungry Wolf: "Looks like the enemy's gun went off accidentally and shot their teammate?"

Saitama: "No problem, they only have three left now, we're invincible."

Although Saitama is invincible in his own world, he never claims to be invincible in reality. Instead, he routinely sets his own goals in the game.

However, he wasn't the only one making a bold claim; Baki was also there, brandishing his dagger and shouting, "That's right! The four of us are invincible! They don't have any explosives unaffected by Wi-Fi, and there are only three of them! How can we lose! How can we lose! Hahahaha!!!"

Baki is usually very serious and works hard to become stronger, but when he plays games, he can't be serious at all.

While Li was proclaiming his invincibility, Xiaomai was apologizing in the channel: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I mistook you for an enemy."

Izumi Konata: "It's okay, who hasn't had a few teammates die in this game?"

What's the most exhilarating moment in Rainbow Six Siege? It's definitely when your teammate perfectly blocks your shot during a gunfight. No, actually, all games with teammate-centric gameplay are like this. Whenever you're fighting the enemy, your teammate's head will occasionally block your shot, helping the enemy win and reducing your team's score.

But how to put it? It's part of the game. In casual games, you only feel the pressure of playing against each other, but when playing with friends, it's simply pure fun.

Seeing her team's strongest fighter fall and the remaining members completely unable to dismantle barriers, Gabriel decided to give up.

Gabriel: "Let me just bang bang bang randomly, since I've already lost anyway."

Yuki Takeya: "I think it's possible. The people inside are just too powerful. The three of us can't defeat them."

Umaru: "Let's start the next game. I already know this game..."

"How could I possibly make such a mistake again?"

Gabriel: "I'm ready, now listen to my 'thump thump thump'~~~"

In Rainbow Six Siege, signal jammers can only be placed on the ground, so the tops of windows and doors will not be jammed. However, since it's a hostage situation, even if Gabriel is playing around, she won't blow up things randomly when she might win. But now that she's clearly going to lose, she might as well blow things up for fun!

Umaru: "So, I can do whatever I want here too?"

Izumi Konata: "Whatever you like, it's just a game, as long as you have fun."

Umaru and Izumi Konata both gave up on treatment, since they hadn't made any breakthroughs in this round and were unlikely to win. But what happened next was far beyond their expectations.

Gabriel's bomb unsurprisingly hit the hostage, but something unexpected happened: although it hit the hostage, it didn't kill her. The hostage struggled on the ground, and Genos, before leaving the room, placed several poisonous venomous objects near the hostage to slow down the attackers' rescue efforts.

This round of explosions destroyed two of the three traps surrounding the hostage, leaving one intact. Luck was clearly on Gabriel's side. The fallen hostage slumped towards the direction of the poison.

Normally, if the team that knocked down a hostage doesn't revive them, the hostage is considered dead, and the team that knocked down the hostage loses. However, there are exceptions. If the hostage is knocked down and then killed by the other team, then the team that killed the hostage loses.

The hostage who had fallen to the ground would be declared dead if attacked, and there happened to be a poisonous curse nearby. The fallen hostage was lying on top of the curse, and Genos, who was already dead, killed the hostage at that moment, earning a score of -500.

Chapter 629 Xu Xian; "Fahai, you can't argue with me."

The best gaming experience is always when noobs clash. Here, ten people from different worlds are engaged in this classic "noob-chicken-chicken-chicken" battle.

Meanwhile, at branch number six, Xu Xian also celebrated his mastery of his skills today. For so long, he had been cultivating at the Huasheng Temple in Fantasy Westward Journey. And what can be said about the Huasheng Temple? As a major sect in Fantasy Westward Journey, its strength is beyond doubt.

Its healing and support abilities are second to none in the entire game, and its mastery of Buddhist teachings far surpasses that of any other sect.

At the same time, this sect has a very interesting aspect: even if you are a lay disciple, you can learn profound Buddhist teachings. After learning profound Buddhist teachings, you can even get married and have children.

The main point is freedom; it's all about rebellion.

And what about Xu Xian? With the help of the Monkey King and the guidance of the old abbot of Huasheng Temple in the game, he achieved great mastery of Buddhism. Not only Buddhism, but even his medical skills reached a level that is worthy of admiration.

So now, when Bai Suzhen is pregnant and taking care of her pregnancy, Xu Xian's medical treatment is completely free.

According to Xu Xian, "Isn't this to accumulate some merit for my wife and the child in her womb?"

Bai Suzhen did not stop Xu Xian's actions, and although Xiaoqing was furious, there was nothing she could do.

Today, Xu Xian went to an internet cafe with Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha to catch a bunch of babies and do their daily tasks before returning home.

"My wife~ My wife, I'm back!"

"It's my husband."

When Bai Suzhen saw Xu Xian's smiling face, she couldn't help but smile back.

"Did something make you happy today, my lord?"

Hearing his wife's question, Xu Xian happily explained, "So many happy things happened today! Today, I went to Flower Fruit Mountain and the Underworld with the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Erlang Shen, and Nezha to catch babies. You wouldn't believe how powerful those demons and monsters in the Underworld are! Even Nezha accidentally got into trouble. Luckily, your husband's medical skills are superb, otherwise the baby Nezha wanted would have run away!"

Xu Xian's story brought a knowing smile to Bai Suzhen's face. Her husband could get along with Erlang Shen, the Victorious Fighting Buddha, and Nezha, the Third Prince? Then why should she continue cultivating as an immortal? Why not just have Xu Xian beg them?

And what about Xu Xian? Ever since he went to the internet cafe, he basically recounts his daily experiences, but unfortunately, his wife doesn't believe him! This leads to Bai Suzhen listening to her husband's stories every day, and what does she do? She chimes in a few words, enjoys the entertainment, and sometimes jots down the interesting parts.

After all, this kind of thing sounds fake, doesn't it? Being able to see Guanyin Bodhisattva is all thanks to Bai Suzhen's good deeds and accumulated merits. How could her husband possibly encounter such a special being that he has only heard of in rumors?

After finishing his explanation, Xu Xian noticed that it was getting late and hurriedly said, "My wife, you should rest today. I learned a couple of skills from a chef named Little Master Chef, and I'll give you a demonstration today."

Bai Suzhen: "Husband, there's no need. I'm just pregnant, not..."

Just as she was about to get up, Xu Xian pressed Bai Suzhen back down: "Now listen to me, rest well. After you give birth and are rested, you can cook for me when you have time. Leave the rest to me."

"But what about my sister..."

Xu Xian smiled and said, "You can rest assured now. Once my sister and brother-in-law taste my cooking, they will definitely give up the idea of ​​having you cook. Just you wait and see."

"this…"

Seeing the determination in her husband's eyes, Bai Suzhen finally nodded in agreement.

At this time, Bai Suzhen was not waiting for a thousand years. Under the guidance of Guanyin, she prepared to collect the most sacred and loving things in the world. But who could have imagined that love is so mysterious? She actually fell in love with this dull-witted scholar and became pregnant with his child.

just

...

Thinking about the possible future, Bai Suzhen's expression turned somewhat grim. Although the current heavenly rules do not prohibit love between humans and demons, there are still many people like Fahai who subdue demons and monsters.

However, most people would give Bai Suzhen some face, since she had never harmed anyone. As for falling in love? Some Taoist priests couldn't be bothered with that. Taoist priests dealt with man-eating demons; why bother with someone like Bai Suzhen who hadn't eaten anyone?

It was just that Fahai was bored out of his mind and had some unresolved thoughts, so he kept wanting to capture Bai Suzhen. As for what he was thinking and why he thought that way, only Buddha knows.

Inside the kitchen, Xu Xian was deciding what to make that day.

"These are some ingredients I bought from the internet cafe. I'll make some chicken and fish to nourish my wife, and I'll also make some rainbow porridge! Luckily, those senior cooks have developed foolproof cooking methods, otherwise I wouldn't be able to cook delicious food for my wife."

Xu Xian was chatting away in the kitchen as he cooked, and it was clear he was in a very good mood. To be precise, seeing his wife happy every day made Xu Xian's heart as sweet as if he had drunk honey.

As for the power he gained from the internet cafe? He didn't use it for evil; he simply worked harder to cure more people's illnesses. He also helped those from impoverished families whenever he could.

As for money? It really wasn't a problem for Xu Xian. When he returned to his own world, one of the three monkey hairs took matters into its own hands and went to the Heavenly Court to get a few aged peaches of immortality. After Xu Xian sold them, while he might not become rich overnight, he wouldn't have to worry about going online or buying food and drinks in the future.

Xu Xian himself didn't have any great ambitions; he was content to live a peaceful life with his wife. However, if Fahai came looking for trouble, he wouldn't mind showing Fahai his understanding of Buddhism.

To be honest, Xu Xian felt that his understanding of Buddhism was slightly better than Fahai's, having learned from the old host in the game, from Sun Wukong outside the game, and with Yang Jian and Nezha providing some guidance.

I guess so~

Xu Xian stopped cooking and noticed that Xiaoqing had been spying on him from outside the door.

"Fine, let them hear it! These things aren't secrets. Both the boss and Dasheng said they're open to talking about them."

It's just that this kind of experience is too outrageous, and most people wouldn't believe it, even those with some ability wouldn't believe it.

After hearing all this, Xiaoqing had only one thought: Xu Xian had gone mad.

Inside the hall, Bai Suzhen was making clothes for her unborn child when Xiaoqing walked into the room.

"Sister! Something terrible has happened! Xu Xian seems to have gone mad."

Hearing Xiaoqing's words and seeing her exaggerated expression, Bai Suzhen chuckled, "You! You always overthink things. I think my husband is doing quite well now~"

"Sister~"

Xiaoqing wanted to say something, but before she could speak, she heard the sound of a wooden fish being struck.

"Damn it! It must be that guy Fahai!!!"

Xiaoqing got up, ready to cause trouble for Fahai, but she was stopped.

"He's just trying to lure us out. We don't need to pay attention to him. We should just stay at home."

"Damn it!"

Since it was her older sister's request, Xiaoqing would comply without hesitation; if she wasn't told to go out, she wouldn't. Besides, it was just a broken wooden fish being struck; to Xiaoqing, it was merely noise, something she could easily tolerate.

She could tolerate it, but Xu Xian couldn't. He wasn't one to cause trouble, and since coming to the internet cafe, he hadn't seen Fahai, so he hadn't bothered to argue with him.

Now that he hears Fahai knocking on his wooden fish at his doorstep, Xu Xian is determined to have a serious talk with him and discuss some things with him.

Fahai, a monk, had only one thought on his mind ever since he met Bai Suzhen and discovered that she had conceived a human form: to subdue her. As for the claim that Bai Suzhen was instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva? He chose to ignore even the fact that Guanyin herself did not care.

As for whether it was jealousy or a genuine desire to protect the Three Realms, that was just his own opinion; who could know his true thoughts?

Anyway, he continued to strike the wooden fish around Xu Xian's house today. Although he couldn't hurt Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, he felt it was worth it to annoy them.

But as he was walking, he found that Xu Xian had stopped him.

"Benefactor Xu, is there something you need? Have you decided to subdue the two snake spirits, Bai and Qing?"

Upon hearing Fahai's question, Xu Xian shook his head: "No, it's because I see that your Buddhist teachings are profound, Master, and I want to communicate with you."

These words made Fahai nod involuntarily: "If Benefactor Xu really has any doubts, I would be happy to answer them for you."

In Fahai's view, this was a step forward. As long as Xu Xian was willing to communicate with him, persuading him or even brainwashing him to help him capture the two snake demons, Bai and Qing, would be a piece of cake.

Xu Xian spoke first, saying, "Actually, I've always had some doubts. Whether human or demon, we are all born of a mother. The difference is that humans are born of human mothers, and demons are born of demon mothers. So if a human has the heart of a demon, is that human or a demon? If a demon has the heart of a human, is that demon or a demon?"

Fahai frowned and rebuked, "A demon is a demon, and a human is a human!"