Offer blocks to the end times
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"Uh..." The boy was speechless. He hadn't raised this fat cat for food! The cat chimed in, "What do you mean, too much fat?! This is my snack with drinks!"
It roared, then transformed into a white-haired demon dog as tall as a person. Was this its true form? Senju stroked his chin. "Oh dear, it looks somewhat familiar. How come it looks so much like Sesshomaru? But it's too weak!"
Chapter 1427 The Book of Friends
"Who are you calling weak, kid?" The fat cat's voice was much deeper after the transformation, and the boy next to him shouted, "Shut up, Nyanko-sensei! And please don't provoke Nyanko-sensei."
“Natsume, back off. This guy isn’t anyone ordinary. He might be after the Book of Friends.” The white-haired demon dog looked at Senju warily. Senju was slightly curious and looked at the boy. “The Book of Friends? What’s that? It sounds like a good thing. Is it here?”
"Damn it!" Seeing the smile on the other person's face, the fat cat growled, "Natsume, run! I'll hold him off here!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, I meant no harm. I'm just really interested in what you're talking about," Senju said, tossing down her sword and taking a bite of a grilled fish while flipping through the notebook in her hand. "So this is the Book of Friends, huh? The true names of the yokai, friends, huh... it really is..."
Upon opening the notebook, Senju saw pages of scribbles, but these were actually the true names of demons, each connected to the lives of a demon. The notebook contained the seals of many demons.
The memories and recollections, upon contact with the Thousand Hands, also allowed the reader to glean information: "Natsume Reiko, what a pity, having encountered so many yokai."
"When?!" The boy Natsume reflexively touched the bag behind him, only to find that the notebook inside was gone. The fat cat, no, the demon dog, also rushed over, "Kid, let go of the Book of Friends!"
"Sesshomaru - Demon Dog Form," a card floated out from Senju's body, and then a demon dog with a similar form to the opponent flew out from it. The only difference between the two was the pattern on their foreheads.
"Wait!" Seeing that the two demon dogs were about to fight, the boy Natsume ran over and stood between them. "I'm very sorry, my cat teacher has caused you trouble, but could you please return the Book of Friends to me? It's a very important thing to me."
"Alright," Senju tossed the notebook over. Having just received those memories, Senju's impression of the boy had greatly improved. Seeing the notebook being thrown at him, the boy hurriedly caught it. The fat cat demon dog, on the other hand, stared intently at Senju. "Kid, who are you? And who is he? Why does he look so much like me?!"
"It was just an illusion," Senju waved his hand, and the Sesshomaru demon dog form vanished, while the demon dog opposite him transformed back into a fat cat. "Oh, is there really someone who looks just like handsome me? The world is truly full of wonders. Kid, what exactly are you plotting?!"
"This one is quite different from you now. The other one is much more handsome," Senju said, rubbing his forehead as he looked at the fat cat. If Sesshomaru saw a demon that looked similar to him in this state, he would definitely kill the fat cat.
"Hey kid, that's incredibly rude! I'm a very noble yokai," the fat cat yelled. The boy checked his notebook, and only breathed a sigh of relief after finding nothing wrong. Then, he looked at Senju somewhat uneasily, "Um, can you see yokai?"
“Now, what nonsense are you spouting, Natsume?” The fat cat scratched its head with its paw and looked at Senju. “The other party is clearly not an ordinary person, but he has neither demonic aura nor human aura. He is something else!”
"Huh? Could it be that he's not human?" Natsume stared at Senju in surprise. The fat cat looked behind him. "Didn't you see those yokai behind us? They're all scared. And didn't you see anything in the forest just now?"
"Huh? Did something happen in the woods just now?" Natsume asked, looking puzzled. The fat cat called out, "Look closely! The tree roots over there were all shaken, many branches were broken, and the plants and rocks on the ground are all gone. Didn't you notice any of that?!"
"Huh? Is that so?" Natsume looked back at the forest and saw that there were quite a few yokai hiding behind the trees, shouting to him in a low voice, "Natsume, run! That guy is a monster!"
“I heard you,” Senju said softly. The yokai scattered in fright. Natsume turned to Senju and asked, “Um, I am Natsume Takashi. May I ask who you are?”
“Hmm,” Senju nodded, looking at the fried fish in her hand, with a sincere smile. “Natsume, I am Aizen. Nice to meet you. Please sit down.”
"Hello, Mr. Aizen," Natsume hesitated for a moment before finding a rock to sit on. "Excuse me, Mr. Aizen, what kind of yokai are you? What brings you here?"
"It's nothing, you guys should try some too," Senju waved his hand, then pushed a plate of grilled fish forward. "Also, I'm not a monster."
"Not a yokai?" Natsume asked, somewhat puzzled. The fat cat next to him picked up a fried fish and started swallowing it. "Oh, this is absolutely delicious! Kid, you have a bar here too? Bring some out and have a taste!"
"Hmph, Gian can drink?" Senju tossed a small pot over, and the fat cat jumped up and caught it. "Hmph, I'm a first-rate drinker, and I'm not called Gian, I'm called Nyanko-sensei!"
"Is that so?" Senju watched as the fat cat twisted open the bottle cap, poured the alcohol into its mouth, and then spat it out, which was ignited by the nearby fire, making it look like the fat cat was breathing fire. "What is this?! It's not alcohol at all!!"
"Are you alright, Nyanko-sensei?" Natsume called out as he looked at the fat cat breathing fire. Senju waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, that sake is very good, 99% pure, with almost no water content."
"99%?! Isn't that alcohol?!" Natsume exclaimed from the side, then saw the fat cat run to the riverbank and drink water there. After a while, he looked up and clicked his tongue, "Oh, the water in this river is actually alcohol? What a surprising discovery."
"Teacher, that's because you just drank alcohol!" Natsume shouted. The fat cat was stunned. "Huh? Alcohol? Could it be the legendary drink that's made by mixing water with alcohol?! Great, this is enough to drink for most of the day!"
"Sensei!!" Natsume shouted from the side. The fat cat next to him raised a paw. "Alright, Natsume, don't make a fuss. Aizen, who are you? You're neither human nor demon. Are you a god? But you don't have the aura of a god. What are you?!"
“Gian, you’re being incredibly rude,” Senju said with a wave of his hand, a bottle of juice appearing in his hand. “I’m just a Grim Reaper, here on vacation from the lower world. You don’t need to take it too seriously.”
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"Death Gods?!" Natsume was startled. Senju shook her head and kindly explained, "Not the kind of death gods you're thinking of. We're just gods who fight demons in the underworld, or simply Death Gods."
Chapter 1428 The Boastful Monk
"W-what?! You came from the Underworld?" The fat cat seemed stunned, its paw unconsciously clicking on its mouth. "What were those fried fish just now?!"
"Don't worry, that's not food from the underworld. You're a dog, you should be able to smell it, right?" Senju said, and then saw the fat cat opposite him stammering, "Well, of course, but don't call me a dog, I'm a noble monster!"
"Is that so? It's good that you didn't call me a dog. So what exactly is your true form?" Senju looked at the fat cat, and Natsume next to him was also very interested. The fat cat glared at Senju fiercely, "If I could beat you, I'd turn on you! Just call me Madara."
"Hmm, Madara, that's quite a name. I know someone with that name too," Senju shook his head at the fat cat. Luckily, Uchiha Madara wasn't here, or he would have been furious. The fat cat, meanwhile, was jumping around, shouting, "Who dares to share a name with my Lord Madara? Beat him up!"
"Alas, pitiful, pitiful," Senju sighed and shook his head at it, which made the fat cat very angry. It jumped around for a while before finally settling down to eat its grilled fish, while also taking a bowl to mix some sake. "By the way, you're Izanami's subordinate, right? But you don't have that foul aura of the underworld on you. What brings you here?"
"Well, nothing much, just here on vacation. Besides, Izanami is within our sphere of influence," Senju said, taking a sip of juice and pushing a plate aside. "Natsume, you should try some too. This is specially made by me; it's great for increasing spiritual and demonic power."
"!" Fat Cat Spotted froze again. Of course, having tasted fish before, he knew the effect. What surprised him was something else entirely. He grabbed a fried fish with his paw and stuffed it into his mouth, then took a sip of wine to calm his nerves. "You actually dared to lay a hand on her?!"
"Um, isn't Izanami the legendary goddess of the underworld? Does she really exist?" Natsume wondered to himself. The fat cat next to him clapped his hands and exclaimed, "I get it, Natsume! I know what kind of yokai this guy is! He must be a bragging yokai!"
“Yes,” Senju nodded, saying in agreement, “We also plan to attack Takamagahara in October and replace Amaterasu at the Izumo Divine Assembly.”
"..." Natsume felt speechless. This Aizen-sensei looked very mysterious, but he was just a bragging yokai. Looking at the expressions of the two of them, Senju shrugged. "Alright, let's not talk about this anymore. Natsume, have you ever thought about using this Book of Friends to do something? Like becoming the lord of yokai or something?"
"Lord of the Yokai? How is that possible?" Natsume kept shaking his head, while the fat cat waved its paw beside him. "Natsume has no concept of that at all. What a waste of the Book of Friends. But Aizen, you're not allowed to covet the Book of Friends. I've already reserved it. Once Natsume dies, the Book of Friends will be mine!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, I won't touch that book," Senju waved his hand, then pulled out a scroll from his pocket. "I have something similar here, but this isn't the Book of Friends, it's the Demon Extermination Register. Every creature I kill is recorded in it, there are probably several million now."
"Uh..." The two shuddered as they looked at the scroll in Senju's hand. Fat Cat took a sip of wine to calm himself down. "This must be another boast. A brat who can't even drink!"
"Fine, don't believe me then," Senju shrugged, stuffed the blank scroll back into his pocket, and then looked at Natsume. "But I read Natsume Reiko's memories from your scroll. It's such a pity for her. She had such strong spiritual power, but she didn't find the right direction."
“A suitable direction?” Natsume asked, puzzled. Senju gave an example: “Well, with such strong spiritual power, you could become an exorcist, a shrine maiden, or something like that, and then fight monsters and such.”
"Well, let's forget about this," Natsume shook his head with a wry smile. "I just want a peaceful life, I don't want to fight or anything, and besides, the yokai are all very nice."
"Well, Natsume has me as his bodyguard," the fat cat said, lying on the side and stuffing fried fish into his mouth. Looking at his round body, Senju was too lazy to even comment. This was too unreliable. Senju thought for a moment and took out a business card. "By the way, if you have any trouble, just call this number. It only costs five yen to solve the problem."
"Yato?" Natsume looked at the business card in confusion. Senju shook his head. "It's Yato. He's a god who grants wishes. Each wish only costs five yen. You two must get along very well."
"Yato the God?" Looking at the business card in his hand, Natsume felt a sense of disorientation. Were gods this advanced now?! Senju then remembered something else, "By the way, where is this? Yato is in Tokyo right now. I wonder if he can get here in time."
“Tokyo?!” Natsume gave a wry smile. No wonder it’s so advanced, it’s a big city. “This is Kyushu Island, a bit far from Tokyo. I’d better not trouble that god.”
"So this is Kyushu. I'll give it a try," Senju nodded, taking out his phone from his pocket. The two people on the other end seemed somewhat speechless. Senju then dialed Yato's number and started playing...
I turned on speakerphone.
The other party answered very quickly, within seconds, "Thank you for your call. This is Yatoshin, offering fast, convenient, and affordable delivery to your door. Whatever your wish, it can be fulfilled for just five yuan. What is your wish, sir?"
"Um, is this a god?" Natsume muttered to himself, while the fat cat perked up its ears and said, "Hmm, this voice sounds familiar."
"Hey, guest, what's your wish?" Yato asked curiously. Senju spoke up, "Hey, Yato, it's me, Aizen. I've collected a user for you here, just piled up on Kyushu Island. I wonder if you can come over when I need you?"
"Hello, hello, I can't hear you. Hello, guest, guest, are you still there?" Yato pretended to have a bad call. Senju thought to himself, "This is a call made directly using divine power, how could there be a signal problem?!" "You don't have any money to come, do you?"
"H-How could that be! I'll definitely go as soon as there are guests," Yato stammered. Senju glanced at Natsume, who timidly spoke up, "Um, God, hello. I'm Natsume Takashi. I'm so sorry to bother you."
"Hmm, not bad, not bad," Yato on the other side seemed quite pleased with himself, then asked, "By the way, Natsume, do you have a wish? For just five yen, any wish can be granted!"
Chapter 1429 The Deity Makes His Appearance
"Really?" The fat cat perked up and excitedly ran to the phone. "Then I want an endless supply of wine, an endless supply of snacks to go with it, and..."
"Wait a minute," Yato called out from across the street, "Sir, your wish puts me in a difficult position. Our business operations are all within the bounds of the law. For details, please refer to my blog..."
"Tch, useless guy," the fat cat scoffed, and Yato on the other side immediately went berserk. "Guest, you'll be punished by the heavens for saying that! Just like those guests who need money, what kind of person pushes everything onto the gods when you clearly need to work hard yourself? I'm tired too!"
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, my cat teacher has really offended the gods," Natsume stepped forward and covered his fat cat's mouth. Yato across from him was surprised. "Cat teacher? What a strange guy. He's clearly an old man, yet he calls himself a cat. Adults should have some shame!"
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," Natsume apologized sincerely, and Yato across from him relaxed. "Alright, alright, I forgive you. Natsume Takashi, is that right? Do you have any wishes? Although I may not be able to help you because of the distance, we can discuss it."
"Well, I often see things that ordinary people can't see, but others can't see them either. I can't explain these things to everyone, so I'm a bit troubled," Natsume thought for a moment and slowly began to talk about one of his troubles, while the fat cat went to the side to eat fish and drink.
After a long while, Natsume finally finished talking about his troubles. Yato's voice on the other end of the line was much deeper. "It seems you've encountered a lot of troubles during your growth. Seeing monsters that ordinary people can't see, and telling others about it, they'll definitely think you're lying. That must have been very depressing and painful."
"Even though you grew up in an environment where you were treated maliciously, you're still very gentle now. I can tell from your voice. We're kindred spirits. When I was little, I was always doing things that weren't good for the people around me. It wasn't until I met someone that I realized the world is truly beautiful. Although there are many bad things, I still believe..."
"Yato, what are you talking to yourself about?!" Yukine's voice seemed to come from the other end, interrupting Yato's sweet conversation. Yato was also annoyed. "Yukine, be quiet, I'm working!"
“You’re lying, I clearly heard Yato talking to himself,” Yukine said from the other end. Natsume spoke up, “Um, I’m sorry to have disturbed you. It was my fault. I really was asking for advice.”
"Wow, Yato, that's your voice!" Yukine seemed startled. Yato was puzzled. "What's wrong, Yukine? What's wrong with your voice?"
"No, it's nothing," Yukine seemed startled. Senju shook her head. It was just that their voices were a little similar. They could still distinguish their voices well, one loud and the other reserved. Senju spoke up, "Hey, Yato, Yukine, is something going on over there? If not, I'll bring you over."
"Nothing special," Yato said casually, then exclaimed in surprise, "Huh?! You're pulling us over there? How do we do that? Huh, what's this? The ground's glowing! Wow!!!"
A bright magic circle appeared nearby, from which emerged Yato holding a cell phone and Yukine exclaiming in surprise, "Hey, hey, hey, Yato, what's wrong?!"
"Look here, Yato," Senju clapped his hands. Yato, who was looking a little confused, smiled awkwardly when he saw Senju before calming down. He then looked at Natsume beside him and said, "Oh, boy, you must be Natsume. Nice to meet you. I am Yato the God."
"Greetings, Yato," Natsume said respectfully, despite the other's attire not quite resembling that of a god, which made Yato quite pleased with himself.
Then he smelled a wonderful fragrance. "Sniff, what is this? It smells so good."
“We’re eating fried fish right now, why don’t you join us?” Senju pushed a box aside and discovered that the fat cat had eaten all the fish inside, and it was still pretending to be innocent. Senju waved her hand, and the box was full again. Yato sat down without ceremony. “Well then, I’ll gladly accept your offer. Yukine, you sit down too.”
"Oh my, this is so delicious! It's dozens of times better than grilled meat!" Yato took a bite of the fish, his eyes welling up with tears. Then he looked to the side and said, "By the way, this roast suckling pig must be even more delicious, right? I can smell the aroma and the smell of wine. It looks like the best."
"Who's the roast suckling pig?!" The fat cat jumped up and bumped into Yato, then pinned him down. "I'm Nyanko-sensei's, you stupid god!"
"Wh-what?! The roasted pig flew up and even talked!" Yato lay there looking completely bewildered, but after hearing Natsume's explanation and realizing it was a fat cat, he rolled up his sleeves. "You damn cat, it's you! Don't let me catch you!"
"Come on, come on, come and catch me!" The fat cat wiggled its butt and teased Yato. Yato angrily chased after it, and the two of them circled around. Seeing this, Yukine couldn't help but cover her face, and then looked at Natsume on the side, "Um, I'm sorry, my god is really unreliable."
“No, Mr. Yato is a good person,” Natsume said gently. The two of them were having a good conversation and soon started talking about the various things they had encountered. Senju shrugged on the side, while Yato and the fat cat next to him were also having a lot of fun. They looked fierce, but they were really just playing around.
However, at that moment, a strange wind and the sound of bells blew from afar. Yato immediately became serious, stopped and looked to the side. "Something's coming. Come on, Yuki!"
"Who dares to cause trouble here?!" A huge horse-headed monster flew over. It felt quite powerful, probably about the strength of a squad leader under the Nura Clan.
Natsume stared blankly as the boy who had spoken to him earlier transformed into a sword, and as the Yato God brandished his blade, proclaiming, "Toyoashihara no Nakakuchi, you who have caused this disturbance, I, the Yato God, descend upon this place and submit to the might of the Snow Weapon..."
Instantly, Natsume shivered. His intuition told him that this Night God might take down that horse-headed demon Sansho next, who was his friend.
"Wait, Misaki, there must be some misunderstanding. Yato just arrived here," Natsume jumped up immediately, and the horse head looked over as well. "Natsume, you're here too? But I heard from some yokai that a strange creature caused a ruckus in this forest and hurt a lot of yokai, so I came here. Natsume, do you know anything about it?"
Chapter 1,430 Shrine
"Wait, Misaki, Yato just arrived! It definitely has nothing to do with what you're talking about!" Natsume shouted, then bowed to Yato. "Yato, this is my friend, Misaki. He's not a bad youkai!"
“Since Natsume says so, then I’ll believe you,” Misaki nodded, looking at Yato holding a knife opposite her. “But if it’s not you, then who could it be? Natsume, do you have any clues?”
"Hmph, for Natsume's sake, otherwise I'll cut you down!" Yato threw down his sword. He had killed thousands upon thousands of monsters, and there were even more powerful ones now. Yukine also turned back into human form.
“This,” Natsume hesitated and looked at Senju. At that moment, a three-eyed little yokai ran up to the horse-headed yokai and pointed at Senju, “Boss, it’s him!”
"Kid, you..." The horse's head flew towards Senju in an instant. Natsume wanted to say something, but was stopped by Yato, who said, "Alright, boy, just watch the show. That guy is terrifying, isn't he?"
As Yato was speaking, the horse's head charged towards Senju, only to be stopped by Senju's finger. Senju looked at the others beside him and said, "By the way, how's the roasted horse meat? Let's try it."
"Wait, wait," Natsume cried out from Yato's arms, then ran over. "Aizen-san, this is my friend's friend. Please let him go!"
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