Mortal Kombat: Scumbag Men Stealing Away Yandere Girls

"Because that's the kind of person I am!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

"........."

"Hahahaha, this is hilarious! I never imagined this in my entire life!"

"One day you called me asking me to drink, and it was for this reason: [I couldn't stand the noise at home, so I ran away from home]. I never imagined my Bai Shao would have such a funny moment in my life—I'm dying of laughter! Hahahaha!!"

Bai Weiran tightened his grip on the wine glass, noticing out of the corner of his eye that the bar owner was also looking at them.

Bai Weiran and the bar owner looked into each other's eyes. The bar owner gave him a kind and gentle smile and took out three bottles from below.

One was long and thin, one was medium-sized, and one was chubby. Each one was bigger than the last. The bar owner quickly put price tags on the three bottles, with the heaviest one being the most expensive, and gestured to him with his eyes.

【Hello, dear customer, if you want to throw something at someone, we recommend the heaviest one——】

Bai Weiran: …………

It's clear that business at the bar hasn't been good lately.

The boss is even willing to do business that involves opening people's heads.

Chapter 45 Nana's Misbehavior

Wu Ji managed to stop laughing, but his lips twitched uncontrollably.

"Young Master Bai, when will you invite me to your house for dinner? I want to watch them fight... no, I want to try the legendary An Qin's cooking."

Bai Weiran took out his phone, his expression calm.

"No problem, I can take you home right now. I'll let you know and also prepare a late-night snack for you."

"Oh, Mr. Bai, you're so kind."

"It's alright. We've known each other for so many years, shared joys and sorrows, supported each other through thick and thin. Our friendship has remained unchanged through thick and thin. Our names are already marked on the Stone of Three Lifetimes. We'll walk together on the road to the underworld, drink from the River of Oblivion together, and cross the Bridge of Helplessness together. In this life, I am your only one."

Wu Ji's expression turned strange as he listened to the end.

Holy crap, isn't this what he left for Bai Weiran in his graduation yearbook?

Back then, in order to reject a fervent suitor, he deliberately wrote this passage in Bai Weiran's graduation yearbook and publicized it widely, making Bai Weiran's reputation even blacker than a rag.

This led to his reputation being ruined at the last moment of his high school years.

Hey bro, can you be my shield for a bit?

Anyway, he was heartbroken at the time and had no interest in other relationships, making him even more ruthless than a sword cultivator who practiced the ruthless path.

I thought he didn't mind, but this is what you call not minding? He remembers it so clearly!

Bai Weiran waved his phone at him.

"I intend to relay the message truthfully—I'm taking someone very important to me back with me."

Wu Ji's face immediately turned pale, and he lunged forward to snatch the phone, but was easily dodged.

Wu Ji gritted his teeth and pressed on.

"You're getting me into trouble, Young Master Bai!!"

The difference between being the one who makes fun and being the one who makes fun is like night and day.

"...Did I? I just wanted to help you fulfill your wish."

The two of them, one grabbing and the other dodging, jumped off the bar stools and chased each other through the deserted bar.

The bar owner opportunely changed his approach, putting away the three bottles he had been using to smash people, and then made a gesture to his mouth while shouting at the two men.

"Hello, both of you. Do you need any assistance? We offer human assistance, fair and honest service, highest bidder wins."

"Twelve dollars and fifty cents!! He couldn't possibly have paid more than me!!" Wu Ji shouted.

"no problem!"

Bai Weiran: ...I'm only worth this price!?

The bar owner ran out from behind the bar, turning the battle into a two-on-one fight. He grabbed Bai Weiran's arm from behind, instantly blocking his movements. Wu Ji was confident of victory and immediately became smug.

"Young Master Bai, you never thought you'd end up in my hands!"

Wu Ji rubbed his hands together, licked his lips, then placed his palms in front of him and chuckled.

"Don't even think about running away. I'm going to use my physical body to test your true form."

"Young Master Bai, you wouldn't want your yandere to know that I've touched you, would you?"

"If you don't want anyone to know, then you'd better let me come to your house for dinner!"

A handsome face, yet he makes a lewd expression, like a fat, snobbish landlord, as if he's about to prey on an innocent young woman.

He moved his palms in front of him, licking his lips, and approached Bai Weiran.

When he got close, he suddenly kissed his right palm and then put that right palm to Bai Weiran's cheek.

Bai Weiran turned her head away in an instant.

"Hehe, scared now? This is a hand I kissed, right next to your face! Young Master Bai, you don't want me to indirectly kiss you, do you? That way you won't be pure anymore. If you're not a virgin, how will you face your family?!"

"Hehehe, if you don't want to be indirectly kissed by me, then you should..."

"...Hou~ You tried to steal a kiss from Mr. William~~ And I heard you!!"

A fourth voice suddenly broke out at an inopportune moment.

Bai Weiran, Wu Ji, and the bar owner all turned their heads at the same time.

A pink-haired little girl in a princess dress appeared out of nowhere and stood quietly among them, blinking her adorable violet eyes.

Becoming the center of attention, Nana's instincts kicked in instantly.

He makes a peace sign between his right eyebrows, puts one hand on his hip, and blinks while sticking out his tongue.

"Hello everyone, I'm Nana, a yandere intern who's been practicing for less than a month!!"

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"I came here with Mr. William." Sitting between Wu Ji and Bai Weiran, Nana stuffed freshly fried, piping hot fries into her mouth, looking very hungry, while explaining.

“I was singing at home.”

"But Sister Yanle said that I have no future in singing like this."

"She told me that to become a mature yandere, the first thing is to keep a close eye on the person you like."

"I'm planning to date Mr. William, so I need to keep a close eye on him and follow him closely."

Bai Weiran: …………

If we keep Nana at home, she'll be crippled.

Xia Yanle is definitely an excellent mentor who can persuade people to turn to evil.

Wu Ji shook his head, feigning understanding.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, Nana is really excellent, she did a great job."

He praised Nana verbally, but his eyes gave Bai Weiran a knowing look: "As expected of Young Master Bai, he doesn't even spare ghosts!"

Bai Weiran ignored him and pressed Nana's shoulders, turning her towards him.

"I don't want to date you, Nana. Don't talk nonsense. I have clearly rejected you."

He can tolerate many kinds of slander, but Nana is the only pure land in the family!

Nana nodded, munching on her fries.

“I know Mr. William rejected me, but Sister Mengmeng also said that as a yandere, I should not listen to others. According to her, who I like is my business, and rejecting me is Mr. William's business. Our affairs are unrelated. I did not listen to your reasoning.”

"I just need to stick to my own ideas. Being a yandere means not easily changing your mind; that's our pride!!!"

"Sister Mengmeng also said—Bai Weiran was just spouting nonsense!!"

Bai Weiran's eyebrows and the corners of his mouth began to twitch.

Wu Ji, standing nearby, slumped over the bar, clutching his stomach with one hand and his face with the other, convulsing as he tried to suppress his uncontrollable bursts of laughter.

Bai Weiran took a deep breath, keeping his tone calm, and continued.

"Respecting other people's ideas is very important, Nana. You need to learn to respect my ideas!!"

"Besides, what they say may not be correct."

Nana chewed on her fries, remained silent for a while, and seemed to be deep in thought.

Bai Weiran thought she had been persuaded, so he immediately began to earnestly explain and analyze the situation to her, offering long passages of reasoning to make sure she listened and changed her distorted view of love.

Wu Ji was getting drowsy listening to this. The bar owner had been eagerly anticipating hearing about the pink-haired loli's confession of love, but after hearing a long and tedious brainwashing speech, he immediately frowned.

Did you seduce Tang Sanzang in your past life? Why are you so lecturing?

Until Bai Weiran stopped, the pink-haired loli had finished her plate of fries, looked up, and had an innocent look on her face.

"...Are you...teaching me how to do things?"

These familiar lines, imitated by someone with a slightly arrogant and smug look that's a bit annoying.

Bai Weiran reached out and pressed his temple.

Wu Ji woke up instantly, clapped his hands and shouted "Well done!"

Chapter Forty-Six: All in on Nana's Stock!

The only small stage in the bar, originally intended for performances, has been converted into an awards ceremony stage.

Wu Ji, holding the pink-haired loli's thin arm, stood on the small stage, raised his arm high like a champion boxer, and shouted to the audience who had only one person in the audience.

"Ladies and gentlemen!!"

"I hereby declare the winner of today's arena battle—our Nana-chan!!!"

The only audience member, the bar owner, clapped enthusiastically.