With a solemn expression, she took out her notebook and began to read.
"Nana's Diary: As a good yandere, one must possess the following abilities."
"Good taste in clothing, able to manage team projects, able to start a company, and his catchphrase is: 'Are you teaching me how to do things?'"
"The ability to stay at home is to play games for sixteen hours straight, during which time one must stay at one's post except to pick up takeout or go to the toilet and not go out."
"High IQ, obtained two undergraduate degrees in different majors before the age of twenty."
"They must have high artistic taste, have held private art exhibitions, and be excellent cooks."
As Nana finished reading, her brows furrowed, and she put away her notebook, sighing deeply like an old woman who had experienced countless vicissitudes of life.
"...Oh, Mr. William, I try every day, but each day I gain a deeper understanding."
"It's really not easy to be a yandere."
If it's not easy, then don't do it!
"But don't worry! I will never give up. Life shouldn't be given up on because of a little bit of hardship!! I will become stronger with each setback until I become a true yandere!"
Nana tucked the little notebook into her bosom like a Bible, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
"I am a ghost, I will not grow old or die, I will not be tired or weary, I will learn until I am perfect!"
Bai Weiran: …………
Can you please stop only remembering you're a ghost at times like this?!
Chapter Forty-Four: Indeed, they are good friends
"You're not a real yandere~~~"
Your smile is just a protective mask you wear.
"You've decided to love~~ You've decided to love~~"
"You've decided to transform your soul into the color of a yandere from now on!!!"
A pink-haired ghost floated on the dining table, its hands clasped in front of its chest, its neck held high, its little face slightly flushed, and it began to sing at the top of its lungs, giving a heartfelt performance.
Bai Weiran lowered his head, covered his forehead with both hands, sat at the head of the table, speechless as he faced the chaos in front of him.
Four pairs of chopsticks were seen exchanging blows in mid-air, as fast as lightning, like flashing swords.
"I love Brother Weiran!"
"I like Bai Weiran even more!"
"Heh, I have no intention of being nice to Mr. Weiran!!"
"Yes! Mr. Bai is undoubtedly the best!!!"
Qin Ning, Mengmeng, Xia Yanle, and An Qin were arguing endlessly over a bowl of chicken soup noodles in the center of the table.
Qin Ning and Mengmeng frantically picked the meat out of their bowls, while Xia Yanle unceremoniously took it out. An Qin then picked the meat out of Xia Yanle's bowl and put it back in.
Bai Weiran: …………
Now even eating in peace is no longer possible.
Anqin just invited everyone to have a late-night snack.
The late-night snack menu features chicken soup noodles.
These days, the battles at home always end after midnight snacks.
Everyone should go to sleep, and we can fight again after we wake up.
Bai Weiran thought that tonight's conflict would end as usual.
But today the situation has escalated and spread.
An Qin had just finished serving his late-night snack and brought it up, but before he could even pick up his chopsticks, Mengmeng came over and, in an even more coquettish tone than Friday the little cat, begged for the piece of chicken leg in his bowl.
The sudden, affected mannerisms, as if he had been possessed, sent chills down his spine.
He gave Mengmeng a look as if she were a monster.
The NEET suddenly started acting strangely and eccentric.
He quickly handed the chicken leg to Mengmeng, trying to stop her from doing such a monstrous thing.
Little monster, submit to the law at once!
Little did I know that this would be the fuse that ignited everything.
Mengmeng chewed on a chicken leg and showed it off to Qin Ning, who was sitting opposite her.
"Look! Bai Weiran gave it to me first, you didn't get it, did you?"
Qin Ning sneered and then used her hand to transfer a piece of chicken leg meat from her bowl to Bai Weiran's bowl.
"What's so great about getting it?"
"I'm different. I'm the only one who feels sorry for Weiran. If he doesn't eat enough, I make up for it for him."
Qin Ning handed Bai Weiran a piece, and An Qin smiled and took one from her own portion to give to Qin Ning, looking pleased and encouraging, kind and amiable, as if she were spoiling Qin Ning so much that she could pluck the moon from the sky.
Mengmeng was unhappy when she heard this, so she immediately took her portion out of her bowl and threw it into Bai Weiran's bowl.
"Mengmeng can have it too! Bai Weiran can have all of Mengmeng's portion!!"
"You give him one, I'll give him two!! Let's see who wins!!"
"Oh ho, you give Weiran two yuan, and I'll give him three more."
"You give Bai Weiran three yuan, I'll give him four yuan!!!"
Bai Weiran: …………
He didn't eat a single bite, watching helplessly as the meat in his bowl gradually filled up, turning into a mountain of flesh.
Mengmeng ran out of ammo and food halfway through.
After all, Qin Ning still has An Qin as her backup.
Mengmeng gritted her teeth and turned to look. Xia Yanle reacted quickly, covering her own bowl of noodles with one hand to prevent her from moving. As a result, Nana, who had been watching the show and forgot to eat, suffered the consequences.
Mengmeng, like a bandit, snatched the meat from Nana's bowl.
"...Can I borrow some meat?!"
Nana took three seconds to realize what was happening and then screamed loudly.
"You borrowed Nana's chicken, when are you going to return it?!"
"Pay it back next time!!"
"When is the next time!?"
Nana's screams went unanswered; no one paid her any attention, while Xia Yanle leisurely joined the fray, chopsticks in hand.
Qin Ning and Mengmeng were focused on building a mountain of meat. She used her chopsticks to move the small mountain of chicken without any hesitation, digging a hole in it.
Qin Ning and Mengmeng were furious when they saw this.
"That's for Bai Weiran!"
"That's for Brother Weiran!!"
"It's not for you, why should you take it?!"
"I'll take it if I want to!!"
An Qin went from being a substitute to the main DPS, joining the battle and personally taking the meat back from Xia Yanle's bowl.
Xia Yanle ignored An Qin and desperately destroyed the mountain of flesh that Qin Ning and Mengmeng had built for Bai Weiran.
Nana realized that no one was paying attention to her, so she stood there feeling sorry for herself for a long time. But the optimistic Nana's brain was no different from that of a goldfish, and her memory only lasted seven seconds.
A few minutes later, he forgot about his chicken being borrowed and, feeling that everyone was busy, he should also find something to do. So he started to adapt the song and sing it with all his heart.
"You deserve a true... yandere..."
"You should take off your protective coloring."
"From now on, we are... a family of yanderes..."
"Can we let this sadness end here forever, and start anew, to live?"
Now we don't even have time to catch our breath while eating.
Bai Weiran silently got up and walked away, then went outside to make a phone call.
Xx
"Hahahahahahahaha!!"
The gray-haired youth laughed without restraint, pounding the bar counter so hard that the glasses on it vibrated and bounced slightly.
"...Is that funny?"
Wu Ji looked at Bai Weiran, his expression changing from a smile to a serious one in a second.
"How could that be? Am I the kind of person who would find joy in the misfortune of a good friend?"
He made vehement accusations, appearing deeply distressed.
"Young Master Bai, we've known each other for so many years, is that really how you see me?!"
"Ask yourself honestly, considering our friendship from high school until now, think carefully about what kind of person I am!"
Bai Weiran remained silent for two seconds.
"…………Feel sorry."
Wu Ji tossed his hair aside, turned away from Bai Weiran, revealing only the red earring by his ear, which sparkled brightly. His expression was indifferent, and his attitude arrogant, as if to say, "Today I'll make you unable to reach me."
I do not accept your apology.
"........."
The next second, Wu Ji turned around and performed a dramatic face-changing act.
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