I was persecuted and turned into a teenage idol

I've often heard people talk about it before, but I've never used it myself.

Su Jian didn't know why she experienced her first severe constipation after transforming, so after much deliberation, she disguised herself and quietly left the dormitory area.

……

"It's late at night... no one should recognize me!"

Although there were still people coming and going on the street, it had become much quieter.

Su Jian covered her face with her mask, pulled her hat down, and sneaked to the entrance of the pharmacy.

"Hello..." After hesitating for a long time, she finally walked in, feeling embarrassed. "Excuse me, could I have a bottle of...&*……&"

"Uh..." The pharmacy employee gave an awkward smile, "I'm sorry, miss, I didn't hear you clearly."

"I mean..."

Anyway, those who sell this must be used to it by now, right?

Why should I be shy? A grown man shouldn't be so timid!

Thinking of this, she took a deep breath.

"Hello, could you please give me a bottle of cork?"

"Huh? Su Jian—?!"

Chapter 36. Constipation

The last word "露" was swallowed abruptly in an instant, almost causing him to choke.

Su Jian coughed a few times and turned around, only to find that it was Ouyang Qingzi, who was also covering her face with a mask.

How could she recognize me dressed like this?

But then I thought about it again, and realized that she had also disguised herself. Didn't I recognize her?

"You, you, how did you get here?" Su Jian smiled awkwardly.

The pharmacy employee next to me turned around with a puzzled look: "Hello, did you just want an enema?"

"A glycerin suppository?" Ouyang Qingzi frowned and looked over in confusion. "Su Jian, you..."

"Hahahahaha..." he hurriedly covered it up with a smile.

Su Jian slapped the pharmacy employee on the shoulder in a friendly manner, but the moment he turned to look at the employee, his eyes flashed with murderous intent and his fingers clenched.

"I meant cold medicine!!!"

"..." Sensing the intense killing intent, the pharmacy employee nodded knowingly. "Okay..."

"Thank you! Thank you!" he said through gritted teeth, uttering two words that were "full of murderous intent."

Su Jian nodded, her face still covered in sweat, and smiled as she looked at Ouyang Qingzi behind her.

"Haruko, what brings you here...?"

“Oh… well…” Ouyang Qingzi lowered her head and smiled, then pointed to the mints, “My throat has been a little sore from training too much lately, so I wanted to buy some mints.”

"Oh……"

Do you... have a cold?

"...a little."

"Oh……"

During their awkward conversation, the two of them simultaneously accepted the items handed to them by the pharmacy employee and paid for them.

……

"Please take care, and welcome back next time!"

The automatic door closed, and the two walked out of the pharmacy, exchanging a strange, unspoken glance.

"Are you... going back to your dorm?" Su Jian asked tentatively.

Ouyang Qingzi looked down and unwrapped a mint: "I'm going to buy something."

"Oh...then I'll head back now."

Wait until Ouyang Qingzi leaves, then turn back to buy glycerin suppositories—perfect!

After saying goodbye, Su Jian immediately took a walk around the dormitory area.

This should be enough time for Ouyang Qingzi to not see me, right?

Thinking of this, Su Jian grinned and felt that he was simply a genius at planning!

"I see!"

Five minutes later, there were indeed few people on the street, and not a single familiar voice could be heard.

Su Jian rushed into the pharmacy in a great hurry.

"Hello, could you please give me a bottle of... corkage...?"

The sound stopped abruptly, and for a fleeting moment, my eyes caught sight of a familiar, beautiful figure.

At the pharmacy counter, the slender and elegant beauty Ouyang Qingzi was receiving a suppository from the clerk. Their eyes met for a moment, then froze.

The entire pharmacy suddenly fell into a deathly silence, and the two of them froze like statues.

……

"So you... also suffer from constipation?"

"Please take care, and welcome back next time!"

The automatic door behind them closed again, and the same two people came out once more.

Behind him, the pharmacy employee scratched his head in confusion, completely bewildered.

Su Jian and Ouyang Qingzi were both embarrassed, their faces turning red as they held their glycerin suppositories.

"How long have you been constipated?"

The atmosphere was so awkwardly silent that Su Jian had to force a conversation.

But she regretted it as soon as the topic came out.

Sure enough, Ouyang Qingzi's face turned bright red instantly, and even with a mask on, one could feel the intense heat emanating from her.

"I...it's been over a week." To ease the awkwardness, Su Jian stabbed herself in the back.

"More than a week?" Su Jian's self-deprecating remark made Ouyang Qingzi feel a little better, but she was still somewhat reserved. "Then...aren't you going to the hospital to get it checked out? This is quite serious."

"...Let's give it a try first."

Looking down at the enema in their hands, the two nodded silently once again in tacit agreement.

Once back in the dormitory area, everyone had to go back to their own rooms.

Ouyang Qingzi finally couldn't hold back any longer: "I think about this matter..."

"Don't tell anyone," Su Jian surprisingly continued.

The two exchanged a glance, and the next second they fled to their room in a disheveled state, slamming the door shut behind them.

……

"There must be something wrong with the food provided by the production team!"

I never used to have constipation, but I started having it after participating in the show.

And it turns out that I wasn't the only one suffering from constipation; Ouyang Qingzi was one of them, and there might be others as well!

Su Jian now sees everyone as constipated, which is clearly not her problem.

It must be the production team's fault!

But let's not worry about who's at fault for now. It's been over a week... if this doesn't come out soon, people will really die!

"It's up to you!"

Holding the enema in her hand, she took a deep breath and slowly closed the bathroom door.

……

"Ah~~~~"

The surroundings seemed to be filled with flowers, and I felt as if I were in a fairyland.

In the bathroom, Ouyang Qingzi wore a happy smile, as if at this moment she was the happiest and most beautiful woman in the world.

But in the other room, Su Jian wasn't so lucky.

"Can't get out?!?"

One hand was supporting himself against the wall, and the other was holding a tissue.

Veins bulged on his forehead, and he was drenched in sweat. Su Jian gritted his teeth, but he hadn't eaten a single grain of rice.

Where's the promised opening of the valve?! There's not a sound at all!

"Fake! It's all fake!"

Bang!

Before long, she lay on the ground, barely alive, having made no progress, feeling as if she was about to die.

What kind of terrifying thing is inside my stomach that I can't get out even after using an enema?

"Am I going to die from constipation?"

Lying in despair on the bed, Su Jian's eyes were unfocused and she could already see her parents.

No way...

If someone dies because of this, then...

Suddenly, an image flashed through my mind: a doctor dissecting himself, and the result…

"Ugh! Why is it all shit?!"

The doctors and nurses, covering their noses, stared in horror at their own corpses.