Splash! Splash!
The water flowed deep into the toilet bowl, and then a new stream of water surged up.
Squatting on the toilet, Su Jian touched her stomach and frowned.
"That's strange...it seems like it's been more than a week since my last period?"
I think I'm constipated?
I've been constipated for over a week... This could be a serious problem!
I was worried for a while, but I didn't really feel anything.
She could only sigh, stand up, push open the door, and go to the washbasin to wash her hands.
"Okay, I'll tell you in a bit..." The girl in the dress, with her phone tucked between her head and her arm, glanced casually at the figure beside her while washing her hands. Then, she paused, startled, and looked back sharply. "Eh—?! You are...?"
……
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Chapter 35. Please give me a bottle of glycerin suppository.
"Ok?"
Startled by the sudden sound, I instinctively turned my head out of curiosity.
When Su Jian turned her head, the two of them stared at each other in surprise, seeing everything clearly.
"You are..." The girl in the dress looked her up and down a few times, then exclaimed in surprise, "You are... Su Jian?"
"You...know me?"
She blinked suddenly, somewhat taken aback.
The next second, Su Jian's expression changed, and she quickly pulled her mask up.
I almost forgot to disguise myself!
"You really are Su Jian?" The girl glanced at him a few more times, then excitedly spoke into her phone, "Bro, it's Su Jian! The one you like, the silly, goofy one, the one Dad says looks like he has idiocy."
?
Stupid?
An arrow was stuck in his chest.
Silly?
Another arrow pierced his forehead.
Like someone with...dementia?
The last arrow pierced his head.
Su Jian's lips twitched a few times in an instant, speechless as she looked at the ecstatic girl in front of her.
Please, I'm still in front of you, okay?!
What do you mean by "demented" or "stupid"? I'm just playing the role of an adorable young girl!
It's just a persona, okay? I'm not stupid at all!!!
"Okay, I'm hanging up now! Don't let her get away."
Hey! What's she trying to do?!
Upon hearing the other person's words, Su Jian turned pale and was about to leave when she was stopped.
"Wait! Can you sign my autograph? My brother really likes you; his pillow has your design on it!"
Wait... a body pillow?
Suddenly, an image of a boy holding me while I slept flashed into my mind.
Su Jian felt a chill, but could only smile awkwardly and take the paper and pen from the other person: "Okay... but please don't tell anyone else, otherwise we'll be in big trouble."
"Don't worry!" The girl nodded. "Please write: Chen Silin, Sara Heyo!"
Damn it, I'm not a thief, I'm not writing any plagiarism stuff.
"Okay." With a faint smile, Su Jian quickly wrote it down.
But here's the problem: "Um... sorry, I don't know how to steal text."
"Then write... Thank you for your support, Chen Silin. You must study hard!"
"Um... okay."
With a polite but slightly awkward smile, Su Jian quickly finished writing and handed it to the other person: "Thank you for your support, brother."
"That guy will be ecstatic to have this signature!" The girl nodded excitedly. "Thank you! I'll be going now."
"Okay~"
A teenage idol must always maintain a friendly demeanor and a smile.
Su Jian's expression froze as soon as the girl left, and she quickly covered herself up with her mask even more tightly.
But... I never imagined that I would unknowingly reach the point where I could be recognized.
As an ordinary person who had been looked down upon for over twenty years, Su Jian suddenly became a so-called celebrity, and it has to be said that she was not used to it for a while.
……
"Why did you take so long?" Back in her seat, Xu Momo looked completely stuffed. "You...you got your period?"
"that?"
Su Jian sat down blankly, then suddenly realized what was happening and quickly smiled nervously.
"Hahaha, yes! Today is the 18th, here it comes! Here it comes!"
Why are you so excited about coming?
"Haha, quite a lot of bleeding."
"?" Xu Momo scratched her head in confusion. "Oh...did you have very little health before?"
amount……
How would Su Jian know about things like high or low health?
She remained silent for a moment before waving her hand and saying, "Oh dear... let's not talk about this at the dinner table, it's disgusting! I just... I just ran into a fan."
"You ran into fans?" Xu Momo's eyes widened. "Are you alright? I heard some fans are really crazy, you..."
"Don't worry, she's a female fan."
"That's good." Xu Momo breathed a sigh of relief, but her expression changed again. "Female fans are even scarier! I heard that a female celebrity encountered a female fan in the bathroom... tsk tsk, she was stabbed with a stick!"
?
"Ahem... let's not talk about this."
"You, be careful." Xu Momo grinned when she saw Su Jian's "fearful" look. "We've gained some fame because of the show, but we haven't debuted yet, so we don't have bodyguards. This is the easiest time for something to happen. You have to be careful not to get recognized."
"Uh-huh……"
Actually, I have bodyguards.
The only difference is that other people's bodyguards protect them at all times, while my bodyguards are there to kill me at any moment...
Oh right, where's Ye Xing?
As his "supervisor," this guy was almost always by his side, constantly keeping an eye on him and monitoring him.
But today it seems...
He craned his neck and looked around, but did not see that familiar figure.
Su Jian lowered her head in surprise, feeling somewhat unaccustomed to the situation.
"What are you looking at?" Xu Momo asked, brushing her tripe.
“No…” Su Jian shook her head, “I just wanted to see if that fan had left.”
……
There is no doubt that I am constipated.
I didn't feel anything for the first few days of constipation, and with the high pressure of the show, I didn't have time to pay attention to that aspect of my health.
But last night at the hot pot restaurant, I finally realized that I hadn't produced anything for over a week.
Not at all!
"No wonder my stomach has been feeling really uncomfortable lately..."
Now that we've reached the finals, each contestant has their own cabin.
Su Jian lay alone in bed, and out of boredom, she couldn't help but touch her somewhat hard belly.
This place is full of... you know what?!
Looking at her exquisite and beautiful self in the mirror, she couldn't help but marvel that not only do fairies poop, but their poop must be thick and long, with a lingering aftertaste.
But the problem is... I, this fairy, can't poop right now!
"Should we go see a doctor?"
It's been over a week, and I still don't feel anything. If this continues, I'm afraid something really bad is going to happen.
Su Jian wasn't afraid of death, but she was afraid of this uncomfortable swelling sensation, and she was also afraid of not seeing her younger brother wake up.
Can I see a doctor...?
Suddenly, an image flashed into my mind: me awkwardly walking into the ward, the doctor sticking a finger into my hole.
Her face flushed red, and Su Jian shook her head firmly.
"I absolutely don't want to!"
Just imagining this scene is enough to kill you!
"Then...should we go to the pharmacy and buy a bottle of glycerin suppository?"
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