I'll give my daughter one more second.

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If love between two people is meant to last, what does it matter if it's about money?

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Chapter 165 Saying No to Cross-dressing Forces

"I will never wear women's clothes!" Wu Shen firmly refused.

"Okay, I was just kidding. You wait here, I'll go find you some clothes to wear." Shi Yu said with a smile, opened the bathroom door and walked out.

Hearing this, Wu Shen breathed a slight sigh of relief. However, thinking about Shi Yu's past behavior, he still felt a deep sense of unease.

A short while later, Shiyu returned carrying several pieces of clothing. The bath towel she had been wearing was gone, replaced by a set of comfortable home clothes: a pure white short dress and a new pair of black stockings.

"I found you a few clothes you can wear, try them on first," Shi Yu said, handing the clothes to Wu Shen.

With a mix of unease and trepidation, he took the clothes. But when he unfolded them and looked at Shi Yu, his expression immediately turned miserable. He discovered that the clothes in his hand were exactly the same dress and black stockings that Shi Yu was currently wearing.

"I knew things would turn out like this!" Wu Shen roared inwardly, quickly throwing the clothes into the basin on the ground.

"Shiyu, this isn't what we agreed on. I need clothes that a normal guy can wear."

“But I’m a girl, and there aren’t any boys’ clothes that would suit you.” Shi Yu’s face showed a troubled expression.

"Aren't there anything more neutral? Like a shirt or something."

"Hmm... I don't know. I guess not, I can't find it right now." Shi Yu's lips curled into a mischievous smile.

"In that case, I'll just keep wearing my old clothes. After a while, the water on them should have dried. They might be a little sticky, but I can bear with it," Wu Shen said, trying to grab the clothes he had taken off from the washing machine.

But at that moment, Shi Yu grabbed the showerhead from the bathroom and turned the water on full blast, spraying it directly at Wu Shen's clothes. With a whooshing sound, Wu Shen's clothes were completely soaked.

"Aaaaaah!" Upon seeing this, Wu Shen cried out in despair, "Shi Yu! You're so 'vicious'!"

Fortunately, Wu Shen had already grabbed the phone, so it wasn't damaged. As for his wallet, it was in his backpack and was fine there too.

"Why don't you just give up resisting and put on women's clothes?" Shi Yu said smugly, holding a showerhead in her hand.

“As long as I force you to wear women’s clothing and then take a few photos as blackmail, Wu Shenjun will be my slave for life. Perfect plan!” Shi Yu made a victory sign with her left hand.

"Hey Shiyu, your wicked plans have been exposed by accident," Wu Shen couldn't help but mutter to himself.

Must I really wear women's clothing today and let Shiyu take pictures to leave evidence against me? No! There must be other solutions.

Wu Shen glanced at what he had in his hand and suddenly came up with a brilliant plan.

"Shiyu, if you're ruthless, don't blame me for being unjust!"

Wu Shen chuckled and rushed forward with lightning speed, snatching the showerhead from Shi Yu's hand. He then turned on the switch, and the water instantly soaked Shi Yu's newly changed dress and pantyhose.

Because it was soaked in water, Shiyu's clothes became transparent again, revealing glimpses of her fair skin. And because this time it was just a thin dress, the view was much more revealing than her previous school uniform.

"Click!" Without any pause, before Shi Yu could react, Wu Shen quickly pressed the shutter button repeatedly, capturing a photo of Shi Yu's wet body under the flash.

"Wu Shenjun, I didn't expect you to be so proactive. Do you really want other people's photos that much?" Shi Yu looked at Wu Shen calmly after wrapping herself back in the towel.

“It has nothing to do with this. If you don’t want these photos to get out, hurry up and find me some men’s clothes that I can wear,” Wu Shen said, holding up his phone and “threatening” me.

"I finally managed to take these photos that can be used for blackmail, and all you want is men's clothing? How about some more hentai content?" Shi Yu looked at Wu Shen calmly and composedly, her alluring expression seemingly tempting him.

"I'm not that kind of person! Hurry up and bring me men's clothes." Wu Shenning stared at Shi Yu defiantly.

"Do you think you can bear to circulate these photos?"

"..." This question really stumped Wu Shen.

Wu Shen was genuinely reluctant to share such a great benefit with others. He wasn't stupid; why should he show his wife to someone else?

"Then I'll hand it over to your nemesis, Yukino." Having failed with his first plan, Wu Shen came up with another excuse.

"Do you dare?" This time, Shi Yu narrowed her eyes.

Um... Wu Shen was stumped again. He really didn't dare. The action he just proposed was tantamount to showing his wife pictures of his mistress, or showing his mistress pictures of his wife, or showing his wife pictures of other wives.

To put it bluntly, he's courting death! If he really dares to do that, he'll definitely suffer a terrible fate.

"What? Out of ideas?"

Could it be that he really had no way to deal with Shi Yu today? Wu Shen racked his brains, finally deciding to go all out.

"If you don't get me men's clothes, I'll treasure these photos and look at them day and night! Aren't you scared?" Wu Shen said, barely suppressing his shame.

After all, the shame of wearing women's clothing and being photographed by Shiyu is dozens of times greater than the shame he feels from his current actions. Given the choice, he would definitely choose the option with less shame.

Shi Yu was slightly taken aback, lowered her head and remained silent for a few seconds, then smiled helplessly and said, "Okay, you win. I'll go find you some normal clothes."

After finishing her sentence, Shi Yu took the women's clothing she had brought and walked out of the bathroom again. For some reason, looking at Shi Yu's light steps and slightly smiling face, Wu Shen felt that after being threatened like that, Shi Yu seemed... a little bit happy?

Was it just my imagination? Wu Shen rubbed his eyes, waiting for Shi Yu to find the clothes and come back.

Not long after, Shi Yu changed into the women's clothing she had prepared for Wu Shen, and then returned with a pile of clothes.

Wu Shen took it and saw that it was a women's white shirt and light blue jeans. However, the size difference between men's and women's shirts was not significant, so Wu Shen could barely accept it.

“These have all been washed. If you’re expecting me to wear them, you’ll be disappointed.” Shiyu shook her head regretfully.

"A person as honest and simple as me wouldn't be disappointed by something like this." He quickly put on his clothes, which didn't fit well, but he could only make do with them for the time being. It was better than running around naked in the house.

"Looking forward to your cooking!" Shi Yu waved to Wu Shen from the bathroom doorway.

"Leave it to me, I guarantee you'll be satisfied!" Wu Shen patted his chest confidently and walked back to the kitchen.

Shi Yu went into the bathroom and began washing Wu Shen's clothes, which were covered in cola.

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w(?Д?)w Recently, relevant departments issued a policy that makes monthly passes the strongest currency for purchasing and exchanging various stocks.

Chapter 166 A Lifetime's Exclusive Chef

Making cola chicken wings is actually quite simple, not much different from the beer chicken wings Wu Shen used to make for Wu Yi. The only difference is that the main ingredient is changed from beer to cola, and there are some subtle changes to the other seasonings.

Also, because the conditions for flavor absorption are different, it is not necessary to marinate it in beer first like last time.

Although the changes to this dish are not particularly significant, the flavor is vastly different yet still delicious, no less so than beer-braised chicken wings.

About several tens of minutes later, Wu Shen came out carrying a steaming hot meal. After setting the food on the dining table, he noticed that at the other end of the living room, Shi Yu had set up an ironing board, laid all the clothes on it, and was ironing and drying them one by one with an electric iron.

Looking at her directly, she doesn't look like a high school student at all; she looks more like a wife doing housework.

Upon closer inspection, Wu Shen realized that the stains were all on his clothes that had been soaked by cola. However, the cola stains had completely disappeared, clearly indicating that Shi Yu had already helped clean them.

"Ah, my clothes..." Wu Shen scratched the back of his head and sat down. Because he was so focused on escaping the bathroom to cook, he had forgotten about the pile of clothes he needed to deal with.

"I'm sorry to have troubled you with all this trouble," Wu Shen said, quickly walking over.

"I just did it because I was bored." Shiyu turned off the iron, stood it upright on the ironing board, and then turned around.

"Hmm... I just didn't expect you to be so skilled at these things, Shiyu," Wu Shen said with some surprise.

He reached out and touched the clothes. Although they were still a little damp, the moisture had mostly evaporated, and there were no wrinkles from ironing, indicating good technique. He estimated that hanging them up to air dry for a while would make them completely dry.

"What kind of girl do you think I am? I can still do these basic housework." Shi Yu said, turning her head to look at Wu Shen as she spread out the clothes to hang them on the balcony.

"After all, it feels a bit incongruous that a cunning and sharp-tongued personality is with such gentle and virtuous behavior."

"That's pure prejudice." Shi Yu straightened her clothes, clapped her hands, and walked into the living room. She sniffed as if she smelled an enticing fragrance, so she tiptoed to look into the living room.

"Is your dinner ready?"

"Yes, I came here to invite you to dinner. Although it's a celebration party, there are only two of us. I cooked too much food and we can't finish it all, so there's only one dish. It looks a bit meager."

"It's okay. If the aroma and taste match, this one dish is worth many dishes," Shi Yu said, walking eagerly toward the living room. Wu Shen followed closely behind.

“I’ve been looking forward to tasting Wu Shenjun’s cooking ever since you mentioned it at the family restaurant last time. As for the laundry, consider it payment for your cooking. I’ll be kind enough not to charge you this time,” Shiyu said, taking her seat at the dining table in the living room.

Wu Shen's lips twitched slightly after he sat down. If Shi Yu suddenly decided to charge, she'd probably say things like, "The cleaning service for beautiful girls costs billions per hour."

The celebration was quite simple. You'd call it a party, but there were only two people. The room was sparsely decorated, there were no celebratory cannons or confetti, and even the food was limited because of the small number of people. Wu Shen only prepared one substantial dish.

If an outsider were to see this, they probably wouldn't think it was a victory celebration at all.

Wu Shen was also puzzled as to why Shi Yu had only sought him out. Although he was the only one who had actually participated from the beginning, surely Mai couldn't have come along too? Based on Wu Shen's judgment, Shi Yu should really like Mai.

During the conversation, Shiyu had already taken a bite of food.

"Hmm, it tastes pretty good. To be honest, it exceeded my expectations. I never thought that Wu Shenjun, the lecherous devil who accomplished nothing, would have such a talent." Shi Yu shook her chopsticks slightly, looking quite surprised.

"Can we remove the prefix?" Wu Shen complained. It seems Shi Yu is still somewhat bothered by what happened in the bathroom earlier.

It seems like every time I go to Shiyu's bathroom, something strange always happens.

"I'm very satisfied with the taste. If you make it for me every day, I'll consider it a thousand yen payment for my debt." Shiyu couldn't help but take another bite, then licked the end of her chopsticks with her tongue.

"It would take me hundreds of thousands of days of cooking to pay off this debt! You're so heartless! It feels like I'm going to be your personal chef for life." Wu Shen took a sip of orange juice, feeling somewhat speechless.

Because they had used up all the remaining cola, they switched to juice from the refrigerator for their dinner.

"Isn't it great?" Shi Yu shrugged, picked up a glass, and held it out to Wu Shen.

You think it's good, but I don't. You know, Wu Shen's goal is a wife for life, not a chef for life.

Wu Shen knew her purpose, so he gently clinked his glass against hers. The glasses collided, making a crisp sound.

"Anyway, cheers to celebrate winning the Light Novel Newcomer Award! I wish you great success with your light novels." Wu Shen smiled gently and finally offered his blessings.

Although there were only two people at the celebration party, the work still had to be done, and surprisingly, the atmosphere wasn't too bad.

As the food on the table dwindled, and finally everything was finished, Shiyu suddenly clapped her hands and said, "I've decided! From now on, we'll hold a celebration party every day! That way, there will be delicious food every night."

"It can't be that bad," Wu Shen sighed. "Just tell me whenever you're craving something sweet. My greatest pleasure is watching other people eat the food I cook."