I'll give my daughter one more second.

The viscous liquid flowed down their faces, completely soaking Wu Shen and Shi Yu's shirts.

"What's going on? There shouldn't have been too much of a bumpy ride on the way back, right?" Wu Shen wiped the cola off his face and looked at the drink in his hand, which was now almost half empty, and a question arose in his mind.

Could this be a prank by Wu Yi? Wu Shen was initially trying to figure out what was going on, but the scene he caught in the corner of his eye caused his brain to short-circuit for a moment, making it impossible for him to remain calm any longer.

Because the cola liquid soaked through her top, the inside of Shiyu's clothes became faintly visible. At the same time, the flowing liquid ran down her perfectly curved body to her lower body, soaking through her black over-the-knee stockings and exuding a unique and alluring charm.

As it turns out, this kind of ambiguous, half-revealed scene is even more arousing than being completely naked.

After standing there for a few seconds, Wu Shen suddenly squatted down without thinking.

Oh no! I've been petrified! What should I do?

At this moment, Shi Yu also snapped out of her surprise and realized the "beauty" revealed by her soaked clothes. Shi Yu didn't scream or instinctively slap Wu Shen. Instead, her face slightly flushed, she crossed her arms over her chest and pressed her legs tightly together.

This subtle reaction actually intensified the petrification magic that Wu Shen was under.

"Why did you squat down?" Shi Yu, who had quickly recovered from her embarrassment, hugged herself and lowered her head with a mischievous smile.

It was obvious that Shiyu, who was even more lewd than Wuyi, knew the reason. She was clearly asking a question she already knew the answer to, deliberately teasing Wu Shen.

"It's all your fault." Wu Shen looked up and saw the black stockings that were slightly shiny from the liquid stains, so he quickly looked down again.

I had finally recovered a little, but because of that one glance, the petrification magic's effect was prolonged for several more rounds.

Nevertheless, Wu Shen, forgetting his lesson, looked up again, wanting to admire the beautiful scenery more.

"How long do you want to watch?" But what Wu Shen saw was Shi Yu's smiling expression.

"If I had to put a time limit on it, I'd say ten thousand years!" Wu Shen joked.

"Wu Shenjun really is a lecher," Shi Yu said, shaking her head with apparent regret.

"This is clearly a normal male physiological reaction, okay? It would be a problem if you weren't stunned by this." Wu Shen's lips twitched slightly as he tried his best to ease the awkward atmosphere with his words.

Shi Yu ignored Wu Shen and turned her attention to the half-empty Coke bottle: "Is there enough Coke compared to this?"

"No problem, this amount is enough for cooking. It's just that we might need to change our drinks for dinner." Wu Shen breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then you tidy up here first, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes. I'll let you use the bathroom later when I'm done. It'll be uncomfortable if the cola sticks to your skin if you don't wash it off," Shiyu instructed.

"Can't we shower together?" Wu Shen asked, seemingly out of nowhere.

"You wish~" Shi Yu smiled slightly and lightly tapped Wu Shen's forehead with her hand. Wu Shen, who was barely squatting, immediately lost his balance and sat down on the ground.

By the time he managed to sit up using his core strength, Shi Yu had already vanished without a trace.

After taking a few deep breaths, Wu Shen quickly broke free of the petrification spell and stood up again, as the source of the irritation had left.

Meanwhile, from a relatively far distance outside the kitchen, the sound of a shower running could be heard, indicating that Shiyu had begun cleaning herself.

Wu Shen tugged at his clothes; the sticky liquid splashed all over him was really unpleasant, and even his hair was dripping with liquid.

Wu Shen had originally planned to wait outside for Shi Yu to finish, but after thinking about it carefully, he realized that remaining on the defensive all the time wasn't a good idea. So, he steeled himself and headed towards the restroom, deciding to take the initiative this time!

Especially since he was teased by Shi Yu just now, Wu Shen has always believed in the principle of teasing back if you're teased.

So he went to the bathroom door, and after hearing the sound of running water inside, he gently knocked on the door.

"Wu Shenjun? What are you doing here?" Upon hearing the knocking, Shi Yu's slightly flustered voice came out, and the sound of the shower water running stopped.

"Ahem, can't we shower together? We've already been through something like this once before when I visited your place, it shouldn't be a problem," Wu Shen said casually. "Besides, we already soaked in the same bathtub and were completely open with each other last time, there's no need to be so resistant, is there?"

"Wu Shenjun, do you really want to see this?" On the other side of the door, Shi Yu had already calmed down and continued to tease Wu Shen with her words.

“Of course I want to see it. I’ve said it before, I, as a man, simply can’t resist Shiyu’s charm. But you probably don’t want to, so why don’t you just put on a scarf?” Wu Shen suggested. “I’m soaking wet, including my hair. If I don’t wash myself off, I’ll probably catch a cold.”

"Don't worry, idiots don't catch colds." Shi Yu's tone was relaxed and carefree, and Wu Shen could even imagine Shi Yu's smug smile.

"Achoo! Ugh..." So Wu Shen pretended to sneeze, his body trembling as he leaned against the door.

Hearing this noise, Shi Yu fell silent. After a few dozen seconds, accompanied by a slight rustling sound of fabric, the bathroom door quietly opened a crack, revealing Shi Yu's slightly flushed cheeks.

Only then did her soft, alluring voice ring out again: "You can come in, but if you dare to cause trouble, you know the consequences."

It was clear that the sneeze had softened her heart.

"Don't worry about that, I'm already very familiar with it. Practice makes perfect." Wu Shen nodded, and to prevent Shi Yu from changing her mind again, he took the opportunity to quickly widen the gap in the door and squeezed in.

At this moment, Shi Yu had already changed into a bath towel in the bathroom, leaving only her shoulders and arms exposed with fair and smooth skin, which still looked exceptionally alluring.

"I'm already regretting letting you in. You don't seem to be catching a cold at all." Shi Yu sighed softly. After actually meeting Wu Shen, she quickly realized that she had been tricked as well.

However, she did not kick Wu Shen out. Instead, she tossed him a bath towel and went into the bathroom first, pulling the curtains closed.

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Since ancient times, books have brought sorrow and loneliness, but I say that a ticket is better than a spring morning!

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Chapter 164 Sage Mode

"Remember to wrap yourself in a towel after you take off your clothes," Shiyu reminded her from inside the bathroom.

"Understood." With a rustling sound, Wu Shen took off all his clothes, which were covered in cola. As he put the clothes in the basin on the ground, he also noticed the still-warm outfit that Shi Yu had just taken off, piled on top of the washing machine.

Although the school uniform and skirt were stacked on top, you could still see the panties and black stockings piled underneath through the gaps between the layers.

Did Shi Yu forget to pack her clothes? Wu Shen wasn't so perverted as to have any thoughts about clothes; he just thought about it casually and then continued to take off his clothes.

"By the way, Wu Shenjun, don't touch my clothes. I'll pick them up first."

However, just as Wu Shen was thinking this, Shi Yu seemed to recall the matter. While reminding him, she pulled back the curtain, picked up all the clothes, and threw them into the washing machine drum.

This wouldn't have been a big deal in itself. The problem was that when Shi Yu came out, Wu Shen was taking off his last piece of clothing, and Shi Yu witnessed a truly shocking scene.

Keep in mind that the petrification spell had just been lifted, and the side effects hadn't completely disappeared yet.

"..." Shi Yu was stunned by the sudden shock, her eyes wide open. The two of them remained silent, not knowing what to do next.

Hmm... who benefited from this? While pondering this, Wu Shen quickly wrapped a bath towel around himself, but unfortunately, he was too late.

See, they definitely saw us. Although time was short, that's an undeniable fact.

"Ahem, have you seen enough?" Even though he was already wrapped in a bath towel, Shi Yu's gaze was still clearly focused on him, making Wu Shen feel extremely awkward.

"Hmm." Shi Yu was still quite shocked and hadn't recovered yet, so she just nodded blankly in response.

【Tsuki no Eientei】19400320 Although Utaha's behavior and words usually seem bold and seductive, it seems that her essence is still exceptionally pure.

"If you've seen enough, go inside. Or are you going to reciprocate with a gift in return?" Wu Shen looked at Shi Yu speechlessly.

"Phew... Wu Shenjun really is a pervert. It's an eyesore." Shi Yu let out a deep breath, finally adjusting her mindset and regaining her sharp tongue. However, her speech was still a little stiff, as if she hadn't fully recovered from the shock.

"But this is the first time I've seen the real thing. Let me see it again?" Shi Yu bent down with interest, reverting to the lewd woman that Wu Shen was familiar with.

"Sure. One hundred million at a time," Wu Shen said, holding up one finger, half-jokingly trying to ease the awkward atmosphere.

"Is this gold and diamond-encrusted?" Shi Yu tilted her head and smiled faintly.

"That's much more reasonable than what you quoted. I still owe you hundreds of millions."

With the change in atmosphere, the unexpected incident was steered towards lighthearted jokes, and the atmosphere finally became less tense and awkward.

“But I don’t want to spend that much money.” Shi Yu smiled and shook her head.

“That’s even simpler, just support reciprocity,” Wu Shen said casually.

"Reciprocity? What does that mean?"

"You see it once, and as payment, I'll see it once too." Wu Shen shrugged.

"Wu Shenjun, do you really want to see this?" Shi Yu pulled down one corner of the bath towel slightly, revealing her alluring collarbone.

Wu Shen swallowed hard, but eventually regained his composure.

"Alright, hurry up and wash yourself, we have important business to attend to later." Wu Shen gently pressed Shi Yu's forehead and then went into the bathroom.

If Shi Yu had dared to blatantly tempt him before, Wu Shen would never have refused; in fact, he would have welcomed it wholeheartedly. But now, with the favorability ratings of all the "candidate mothers" still unclear, Wu Shen dared not be so reckless.

You have to understand that if you lose control of your desires and end up killing someone on the spot, it's not just a matter of losing a life.

The thought of his daughters possibly disappearing forced Wu Shen into a state of sage-like composure.

"Amitabha, this humble monk has long seen through the illusions of the world. Emptiness is form, and form is emptiness," Wu Shen said, then shook his head violently, trying to expel the impure energy from his mind.

"What's wrong? You look like you're in deep meditation." Shi Yu didn't understand Wu Shen's Chinese sentence, but she still leaned closer. She suddenly found Wu Shen's forced calming down and his expression quite amusing. So she deliberately came up to tease him.

Because Shi Yu was pressed close to him, Wu Shen clearly felt a soft touch on his back. So, in an instant, he sat down on the small stool in the bathroom and bent over slightly.

Damn it! That evil sorcerer has once again cast his vile petrification spell on me, "this humble monk."

No, this won't do; something bad will happen sooner or later. We must turn the tables and take the initiative. Adjusting his mindset, Wu Shen turned around, took Shi Yu's hand, and said, "Shi Yu, how about I wipe your back for you?"

“Wu Shenjun, if you’re in such a hurry, you won’t win a girl’s heart.” Shi Yu shook her finger and instead moved a small stool and sat down behind Wu Shen.

"W-what are you going to do?" Wu Shen suddenly had a bad feeling. He was still under the petrification spell, and the marks were more obvious because he was only wearing a bath towel, so he sat on the small chair with his back bent and didn't dare to get up.

"Didn't you just say that it's only fair to reciprocate? Although I can't fulfill your request, I can still lower the bar a bit and help you scrub your back." Shi Yu said, picking up a bath sponge, pouring some shower gel on it, and then lathering it up with lots of foam.

Immediately afterwards, Wu Shen felt the foam and bath sponge on his back. Because the foam needed to be spread evenly, Wu Shen could also feel Shi Yu's hand touching his back.

Why do I have this feeling that Shi Yu has taken advantage of me? Wu Shen, who was crouching down and not daring to move, looked both amused and exasperated.

"How are you feeling?" Shi Yu suddenly pressed herself close to his ear and whispered.

The soft touch, coupled with the commotion around his ear, made Wu Shen tremble slightly.

Shi Yu, you should be grateful that Ye Ge exists. Otherwise, with your bold actions, you might already be in trouble. Could she have done this on purpose? Wu Shen thought to himself, taking deep breaths.

Finally, after a long and agonizing ordeal of "sexual bliss," Shi Yu took out the showerhead and rinsed off the foam from herself and Wu Shen, washing away the cola and sticky residue. Wu Shen struggled to his feet, walked out of the bathroom, and wanted to get dressed and escape immediately.

However, it was only then that he realized the problem he had been overlooking: he didn't have any clean clothes to change into! These clothes, soaked in cola, were definitely unwearable now.

What on earth is going on? Does his clothing have some kind of grudge against Shi Yu's family? Why does this always happen? Wu Shen thought of something bad and took out his phone from his pants pocket to check it. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found nothing wrong.

"Phew, thank goodness the phone didn't break this time. But what about the clothes?"

Wu Sheng had just relaxed his guard when Shi Yu came out of the bathroom, smiling at him and saying, "If you don't have a change of clothes, it seems you'll have to wear women's clothes, Wu Sheng."