Heroes Return

"Then I'll wait for your good news!" After looking around with a somewhat lewd gaze for a while, Lin Jie said to Ling Yu, "Next, sister, let's go take a shower!"

At this moment, Lin Jie's tone of voice was no longer that of an adult; instead, it was replaced by an expression as innocent as that of a child.

"Okay, let's go!" Ling Yu laughed, and at that moment, two streaks of blood appeared on her nose.

"Damn! You're so overreacting! It's just the women's bathhouse, don't keep getting nosebleeds!" Lin Jie said to Ling Yu. At this moment, the two of them were in the legendary women's bathhouse, and they had chosen one near H University. It was mostly frequented by young and beautiful female university students, and they had chosen the time after school, precisely when the bathhouse was at its busiest.

"I'm sorry." Ling Yu immediately wiped the blood from his nose.

Immediately afterward, the two headed towards the bathing area. Lin Jie finally had the chance to achieve his goal of being completely honest with the girl!

The two of them are practically running naked in a women's bathhouse, and nobody will care. Because nobody knows that inside the bodies of a three-year-old boy and a seemingly gentle and quiet girl are two wicked men.

No, actually, some people do know.

Just as the two were about to reach what they considered paradise, a girl in sportswear suddenly appeared beside them and kicked Ling Yu's face into the wall.

"Lin Wan!" Lin Jie stared in shock at the girl in front of him! It was his sister, Lin Wan.

"You two freaks!" Lin Wan roared angrily at Lin Jie, "I can't believe you two actually came here!"

Because Lin Jie explained to Lin Wan the reason why his body had shrunk as soon as he got home, Lin Wan knew about Lin Jie and Ling Yu's affair. Lin Wan originally planned to take a shower with her classmates, but she didn't expect to see her older brother and Ling Yu looking so lewd as soon as she entered, so she immediately rushed up angrily.

"What's a pervert, sister?" Lin Jie pretended not to understand. Looking at Lin Jie's innocent face, and then at the strange looks from her classmates and other girls, Lin Wan was furious.

"Are you still going to pretend?" Lin Wan said, grabbing Lin Jie by the ear and lifting him up.

"Damn! You're so cruel! It hurts! I was wrong, I'll never do it again! Actually, I was just blinded by desire!" Lin Jie apologized immediately after being lifted up.

At that moment, everyone was looking at Lin Wan with strange eyes, and even Lin Wan's classmates looked like they wanted to say something but couldn't.

"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you!" Lin Wan blushed under everyone's gaze and quickly bowed to apologize to those around her. Then, she immediately told her classmates she had to leave, and dragged Lin Jie and Ling Yu outside: "Come home with me quickly! Sister Xian'er made you dinner today, which is a rare treat. And I have something to tell you tonight!"

……

After dragging Ling Yu back to his hotel, Lin Jie was carried by Lin Wan and walked back home.

At dinner time, Lin Jie stared blankly at the food Zhu Xian'er had brought to him: two boiled eggs, a fried sausage, and a bowl of rice.

It wasn't that the food was particularly objectionable to Lin Jie, but the way Zhu Xian'er placed the sausage between the two eggs was just...

Seeing Lin Jie looking at the food on his plate with some reluctance, Lin Wan was also speechless. But after all, this was something that such a beautiful girl as Zhu Xian'er had specially made for her older brother to try, so Lin Wan said to Lin Jie, "Alright, although it looks a bit sleazy, it's still Sister Xian'er's good intention!"

"...Appearance isn't the key!" Lin Jie picked up the sausage with a bit of annoyance, and the next second he felt an unparalleled sword intent emanating from it. At that moment, Lin Jie instantly threw the sausage out the window.

Immediately afterward, in the eyes of Lin Jie, Lin Wan, and Xiao Mumu, the sausage actually exploded in mid-air in a terrifying manner.

"Holy crap! This sausage could be called 'Awesome!'" Lin Jie said, still shaken. Looking at the two eggs left on the plate, Lin Jie felt a faint sadness for some reason: "How did she manage to fry a sausage with the power of C4?"

"..." Lin Wan was also somewhat speechless after seeing this situation: "Um, aren't there two boiled eggs? These are things that are just boiled, so they should be fine, right?"

No sooner had Lin Wan finished speaking than Lin Jie threw out two eggs. And, as expected, the two eggs produced the effect of two hand grenades…

"The egg exploded! The egg exploded!" Lin Mumu, standing to the side, didn't think much of it and clapped her fingers, pointing to the sky as if she had seen an interesting magic trick.

At this moment, for some unknown reason, Lin Jie felt a chill in his testicles.

"This rice wouldn't also..." Lin Wan looked at the bowl of rice in front of Lin Jie in surprise, and at the same time, she tried to pick up the rice with her chopsticks. Lin Jie didn't have time to stop her.

Instantly, every grain of rice in the bowl shot towards the ceiling like a bullet. This rice-shooting action was no less effective than a Gatling gun...

After shooting for a full ten seconds, Lin Jie's bowl of rice actually pierced through the ceiling.

"What happened!" a woman screamed from upstairs.

"My wife must have found out about us! She's here to catch us cheating! I need to get out of here right now!" Immediately afterward, Lin Jie saw a middle-aged man wearing only underwear fly out with a jetpack on his back.

third chapter

Watching the man, dressed in a flight backpack, hurriedly disappear between the buildings outside the window, Lin Jie and Lin Wan exchanged a glance...

After exchanging a glance, Lin Wan immediately rushed towards the kitchen: "Oh no, Sister Xian'er has made a big pot of soup! I'm going to tell her to stop..."

After Lin Wan's repeated requests, Zhu Xian'er finally left the kitchen. Lin Wan was then tasked with preparing Lin Jie's dinner again. Having experienced the terrifying power of Zhu Xian'er's cooking, Lin Wan never dared to let Zhu Xian'er into the kitchen again.

"Huh? I clearly followed the instructions in the book, but why did I still fail?" Zhu Xian'er looked at Lin Jie and Lin Wan with some confusion: "Which step did I do correctly?"

"This is no longer a question of whether it was done well or not!" Lin Jie said to Zhu Xian'er, "How on earth did you turn food into a dangerous substance?! That's not food for humans! That's murder!"

"Forget it, Sister Xian'er, you shouldn't go into the kitchen anymore. I'll cook the meals," Lin Wan said to Zhu Xian'er. "It's really asking too much of someone who doesn't know how to cook!"

"Hmph!" Upon hearing Lin Wan's words, Zhu Xian'er's fighting spirit intensified.

"We once awed the heavens, and countless immortals and Buddhas retreated in our presence. How could a mere dish possibly be a match for me!"

"Hey! What's with this battle-ready state of yours?! Do you always act like this when you cook?" Lin Jie shuddered as he looked at Zhu Xian'er, who was brimming with fighting spirit.

However, Zhu Xian'er ignored Lin Jie's words and walked directly towards the kitchen, as if she were about to prepare a grand meal. After all, as a pure immortal sword, the more difficult the battle, the more it would ignite her fighting spirit.

After Lin Jie and Lin Wan's attempts to persuade her failed, they had no choice but to make Zhu Xian'er agree to cook only in a designated place with someone supervising her. At the very least, they wanted to prevent Zhu Xian'er from blowing up her own house while cooking.

At this moment, Lin Jie also thought of a suitable place for Zhu Xian'er to practice cooking: Xiao Zhan's laboratory...

"By the way, brother, have you forgotten something lately?" Lin Wan said to Lin Jie after comforting Zhu Xian'er.

"Forgot something?" Lin Jie looked at Lin Wan with some confusion. "What did I forget? Come to think of it, I have been participating in the recent hero activities!"

"I wasn't talking about your recent hero activities, I was talking about Xiaoshu! Have you forgotten?" Lin Wan suddenly pointed to the calendar before saying, "The class reunion is coming up soon, have you forgotten?"

"I can't believe it's been almost half a month and you still remember the class reunion?" Lin Jie asked in surprise. "Looking at me now, are you sure I'm fit to attend that class reunion?"

"Of course I'll go!" Lin Wan said to Lin Jie with absolute certainty.

"But don't I look like a child right now? It would be too embarrassing to go like this!" After hearing Lin Wan's words, Lin Jie shook his head. He was joking, of course. In his current state, how could he possibly have the leisure to attend any class reunion? Besides, he'd almost forgotten the names of his high school classmates. He figured he wouldn't have anything in common with them anyway.

So Lin Jie originally planned to refuse the class reunion. However, Lin Jie did not expect that Lin Wan would agree on his behalf after learning that Tian Xiaoshu was also going, and even insisted that Lin Jie attend.

"Don't worry! I've already told Sister Tian about your current condition." Lin Wan then gave Lin Jie a thumbs up: "Brother, you have to do your best after you get there! The gathering is the day after tomorrow, right?"

"Um, I really can't not do the coding?!" Lin Jie asked weakly.

"I have to go!" Lin Wan said to Lin Jie decisively, "Brother, when are you going to recover from your injuries? It's rare for Sister Xiaoshu to invite you."

In the end, Lin Jie succumbed to Lin Wan's tyranny. After all, Lin Wan was now in control of his allowance!

……

The next day, two girls arrived at Xiao Zhan's room.

"Damn it! Are you planning to show off to me first thing in the morning?" Xiao Zhan angrily pointed at Lin Jie between the two girls and cursed, "Are you feeling great because you found two beauties in one go? Are you planning to come here first thing in the morning to feed me your love?"

"Don't even think about it. This is the one I told you about who was cursed along with me." Lin Jie pointed to Ling Yu beside him, then said to Xiao Zhan, "He's here to retrieve your comical ball detector!"

"Oh?" Xiao Zhan immediately looked Ling Yu up and down, but after staring at Ling Yu for about three seconds, Xiao Zhan's gaze returned to the other girl next to Lin Jie.

Although Ling Yu was very handsome, the girl beside Lin Jie was even more beautiful. This girl was Zhu Xian'er.

From the moment Zhu Xian'er entered the top floor of Xiao Zhan's building, Xiao Zhan's gaze never left her. Even when he looked at Ling Yu, it only lasted three seconds. As for Lin Jie, since arriving here, he hasn't even received a proper glance from Xiao Zhan.

"This is Zhu Xian'er, she's my cousin," Lin Jie said to Xiao Zhan. "Actually, I wanted her to use the lab for a while so she could learn to cook."

“No problem, you can use it for as long as you want.” Xiao Zhan agreed without hesitation. He didn’t even expect that Zhu Xian’er would need to find such a strange place as a special laboratory to practice cooking.

However, at this moment, Xiao Zhan's attention was focused on Zhu Xian'er, so he didn't pay attention to anything else.

"Okay, I understand. I'll go get the comical detector now." With that, Xiao Zhan got up and walked towards his laboratory.

Just then, Lin Jie's communicator rang. It was Tian Xiaoshu calling.

"Haha, Lin Jie! Do you remember who I am?" As soon as the call connected, a cheerful voice came from the other end of the communicator, and then a beautiful woman with long, wavy blonde hair appeared in Lin Jie's sight.

"Uh... isn't this Tian Xiaoshu's phone number?" Lin Jie was momentarily stunned when he saw the beautiful woman in front of him. Although she looked somewhat familiar, Lin Jie couldn't remember where he had seen her before.

"Seriously, you don't recognize me after only a few years? I'm Liu Ying!" the beautiful woman said to Lin Jie. "Don't you even recognize your own classmates?"

"Oh! It's Liu Ying! You've changed so much in the past few years!" Although Lin Jie still didn't remember who Liu Ying was, he remembered what he had looked up online: how to deal with this situation—pretend to remember or pretend to know her. "By the way, why do you have Tian Xiaoshu's phone number?"

"Hmph, so eager to see our Xiaoshu? Let me tell you, as her family member, I'm going to take a good look at how you're doing these days! But you still look adorable!" Liu Ying said to Lin Jie with a smile.

"What the hell are you talking about?!" A flustered voice suddenly reached Lin Jie's ears. The camera then shook a few times before Tian Xiaoshu's panting face appeared in Lin Jie's view: "Um... I'm sorry, actually... I called you to tell you something. Um... actually, the location for our gathering this time has changed. It's changed to the island where we studied in high school. So this time we'll meet at the pier in H City. Remember, see you tomorrow morning!"

"Oh, at the dock? I see."

“By the way, Lin Jie, um…” Tian Xiaoshu suddenly said to Lin Jie somewhat awkwardly, “um…”

"Huh??? What's up?"

"Um..." As if summoning a great deal of courage, Tian Xiaoshu finally spoke to Lin Jie, "Don't mind it! You look cute right now! Ah! I'm not... that..."

"..." Seeing Tian Xiaoshu's somewhat bewildered expression, Lin Jie really didn't know how to answer.

"Seriously, why not just say you like them!" Liu Ying, who was standing nearby, appeared in the video holding a **: "But as Xiaoshu's best friend, I'll be keeping a close eye on you! After all, these days men..."

Before she could finish speaking, Tian Xiaoshu covered her mouth again: "Please, please don't misunderstand! She, she, she always likes to make these kinds of jokes!"

When the creature appeared, DouDou, who had been drawing a design, immediately threw away the pen in her mouth and stared intently at the creature on Lin Jie's communicator. At that moment, she was completely captivated by the creature, as if struck by Cupid's arrow.

"Oh," Lin Jie simply replied calmly.

"Oh, by the way, this is my dog, her name is Meimei," Tian Xiaoshu suddenly said to Lin Jie, as if trying to change the subject. The little dog barked twice in response to its owner.

“Speaking of which, I have a dog here too…” Lin Jie immediately pointed to Dou Dou, who had walked up to him. Dou Dou then darted in front of Lin Jie and stared at the little dog.

"Well, see you when the weather changes." After a few brief words, Tian Xiaoshu ended the call.

After obtaining the detection radar, Ling Yu left immediately, while Zhu Xian'er began using Xiao Zhan's kitchen utensils. When Lin Jie sensed a faint fighting spirit and Jian Yi's presence, he immediately left Xiao Zhan's building. Taking advantage of Xiao Zhan's lack of understanding of the destructive power of Zhu Xian'er's cooking, Lin Jie directly blocked Xiao Zhan's communications.

Just as Lin Jie walked out of the room, Dou Dou followed him out of the building. Behind her, Dou Dou was dragging a wheeled suitcase.

Chapter Four

"Dou Dou! What are you doing?" Lin Jie looked at Dou Dou in surprise. He didn't know why Dou Dou had followed him out of Xiao Zhan's building.

"Woof woof!" Dou Dou barked twice at Lin Jie, then pressed a button on the box behind her with her paw. Lin Jie then saw the appearance of a little dog.

Upon seeing this little girl, Lin Jie immediately understood.

"So you're planning to come with me to a brothel?" Lin Jie looked at Dou Dou with a strange expression. "So that's why you weren't designing your inflatable brothel at home! You're planning to use this opportunity to say goodbye to your single status!"

Upon hearing Lin Jie's words, Dou Dou seemed to confirm them and started barking at him.

"Fine, since that's the case, I'll take you with me!" Lin Jie said, patting Dou Dou twice. Then, Lin Jie unconsciously looked at the wheeled suitcase behind Dou Dou. Immediately afterward, it was as if Lin Jie's long-dormant childlike heart had been rekindled. Lin Jie actually jumped onto the suitcase behind Dou Dou.

"Alright! Let's go!" Lin Jie called out to Dou Dou in front of him, "I also want to experience the legendary dog ​​sledding feeling!"